A May Day Love Song

May 1, 2015

“It wasn’t meant to be.”

A May Day Love Song:

Myrtle the Turtle

 By Bill McCurdy (1958)

 

I fell in love – with a turtle

Whose first name – was Myrtle

And ever since – my life has took

A change of pace

 

It wasn’t fast – we reached that love space

We took our time – at mine or her place

And when she smiled – I had to grin

She had such grace

 

But then one day – she crossed the highway

Of a very busy – byway

And life moves on – my love is gone

That’s my sad case

 

She wasn’t killed – just got turned over

So I turned up – just in from Dover

And pushed her over – in the clover

And gave her chase

 

She wasn’t fast – but I was slower

Almost got hit – by a sickle mower

She disappeared – just like I feared

That dad-gum hoe-er

Our Shih Tzu Morti and the Houston Testicle Tax

May 1, 2015

“Hi! I’m Morti McCurdy – I’m an un-neutered male Shih Tzu canine, 11 years old and quietly living out my life as an indoor guy. Now the City of Houston plans to tax my family $60 a year because they have decided that little dogs like me are a threat to throwing the local canine population into chaos because I still have the equipment to make that happen. – Tell me. Do I look like a threat to you? – Or is it more that little guys like me are easy tax money?”

Morti pretty much said it all.

If you are a dog owner living in the City of Houston and you choose to do the caring and responsible thing of making sure that your canine has his or hr rabies and other important vaccines, your vet is required to report your act of responsibility to the City of Houston Pet Licensing Department and to inform them also as to whether or not your animal has been spayed or neutered,

If you have not had your animal properly altered, it will now cost you $60 per year to license your dos, as opposed to the $10 annual fee that existed for years. There is no exception based on age, size, or a life style that protects your pet from random free range contact with other canines.

Our dog Morti was never altered because we had hoped when he was younger that we could allow him to help breed us a pup for the future. That never happened, but we then didn’t want to put him through a procedure as he got older.

We feel that we should not have to be forced or coerced into neutering our Morti at his age – especially because of his size and protected living circumstances. On the other hand, this is one of those “can’t fight City Hall” issues that we also have chosen to not make into our Holy Grail-level expenditure of energy in our wistful search for justice in this world. Too many other serious issues are deserving and getting our attention to add this one to the agenda.

So, we renewed our pet license at the 600% increase rate – and I write this column, simply as an advisory to the rest of you of what’s coming your way as a Houston dog owner – if you too have a vet services traceable un-neutered canine that the City of Houston can document and bill – as they did us.

Oh yes! – This policy now applies to cats as well! The language on the City’s billing notice reads as follows:

“Important: Pursuant to the City of Houston Code Of Ordinances in Sec. 6-86, no person shall own, keep, possess, or have control over any dog or cat within the city unless such person has a current license for such do or cat.”

The licensing and fee collections are handled by:

City of Houston, BARC – Animal Shelter and Adoptions, 3200 Carr St., Houston, TX 77026

Telephone: 713.229.7300

Website: www.houstonbarc.com

The self-defeating irony here is that, as always, the expanded penalty bill for animal care now passes to the people who are trying to do the right thing for their pets and the community – as it also provides those who have free ranging unaltered animals to look the other way as their “pets” reproduce by their opportunities to answer nature’s call – and for the owners of potentially dangerous dogs with simply another reason to avoid the cost of regulation – and regular rabies vaccinations.

When I mailed our payment yesterday at a suburban post office, I told the postal service to be careful with the envelope getting there because we were paying our dog’s testicle tax.

“His what?” The postman asked in laughter and genuine curiosity.

Once I briefly explained the $60 fee it contained, the postal service worker added, “Ouch! – Well, if that’s how things are going to be, I’m going home tonight to tell my dog that he’s just got to find another place to live!”

There needs to be a way to control the overpopulation of unwanted animals without passing laws that only punish the few who obey them.

Was the West Coast Trip a Picasso Rendering?

April 30, 2015
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Check out the wonderful site that sponsors these images at the column included link.

If Pablo Picasso had painted strong-appearing on-the-comeback-trail super-heroic baseball teams, he might have painted the new 2015 Houston Astros as one of the artists at blog.stuttgarter-zeitung.de  rendered these powerful (“see ’em as you need to see ’em images) of Superman and Batman.

Late yesterday afternoon I called the Bob and Peggy Dorrill of SABR residence and got Peg on the phone. Bob was in the showers. I guess he had over-identified with San Diego pitchers while watching the ROOTS cable telecast of the 7-2 Astros win over the Padres at Petco Park in San Diego yesterday. At any rate, I told Peg that I had just awoken from a nightmare-nap in which the Astros had been crushed by the Padres, concluding 1-8 road trip for Houston to the west coast.

Peg set me straight – that the road trip had turned out exactly the opposite of my worst, most foreboding and negative unconscious fears. The surging Astros had won today, 7-2, and now led the AL West by 4.5 games!

Wow! That’s exciting for us Astro fans, but is it for real? – Evan beat writer Evan Drellich of the Houston Chronicle headlines his game coverage of yesterday’s road trip closer with “Is this real?”

When I finally got Bob Dorrill on the phone, and he’s a guy who has probably watched as much or more baseball than most fans, some of the droll cautions of a tempered observer rose quickly to his also formidable state of slightly bridled optimism. I heard and even felt the waves of measured caution in his expressions: “It’s early in the long season. …. The clubs we played may not be that good …. or they may all simply be in a fortunate-for-us down-spin …. or they are used to the lay-down-and-lose Astros of recent years and were caught by surprise. …. Let’s wait and see how the Astros do after the other clubs see our team more often and make their own adjustments. …. ad nauseum …. ad nauseum …. ad nauseum.

Can’t argue with any of that seasoned logic, Mr. Dorrill. As another veteran of the long season effect as both an earlier Houston Buffs and later Houston Colt .45s/Astros fan, I am well aware of the bleaching effect that the  long season can, and often does exact, upon the rich luster and color of early season success and hope. Any Astros fan who recalls how well the 1979 club was doing as late as the Fourth of July will know instantly what I mean.

Nevertheless – let’s not rob ourselves of hope springing eternal. Those wins on this road trip still count 8-1 in our Astros club’s favor … and they all took place on the enemy’s turf …. and they still count April wins just as much as they do the September wins in determining the final standings of the long season …. and our starting and relief pitching looks so much better …. and we now have several hitters in the lineup with pop in their bats …. and we’ve got a shortstop product at AA ball who is now playing like the second coming of Honus Wagner, Luis Aparicio and Derek Jeter combined …. and we still have little Jose Altuve and his big bat crunching out the double-hit games like spilled pop corn at the old kid movies some of his are old enough to still remember from the Saturdays of our sandlot childhoods.

Let’s ride the wave of Astros hope for as long as it builds and moves toward a beach that looks anything like the eventual playoffs and a return ride to the World Series. We can handle the disappointment of not getting there. But we cannot really live without the hope we embrace for something better in life than what shows up on the local 10:00 PM television news programs.

Go 2015 Astros! – Your hope-dreaming fans adore you!

A 1956 “Game of The Day” Snapshot

April 29, 2015
Galveston Daily News Saturday, April 28, 2015 Courtesy of Darrell Pittman

Galveston Daily News
Saturday, April 28, 1956
Courtesy of Darrell Pittman

 

The featured advertisement above appeared in The Galveston Daily News on Saturday morning, April 28, 1956. Its promotion of the CBS “Game of the Day” telecast over KGUL-TV, the original call letters for Channel 11’s KHOU-TV when the station originated its broadcasts from studios and cable connections in Galveston, were a must for those of us in the minor league hinterlands who longed for the sight of big league action, even if they weren’t showing our favorite club, the St. Louis Cardinals, back in those pre-Colt .45s days.

Dizzy Dean, of course, was the big attraction of this show for older Huston baseball fans. In 1956, it only had been 25 years since Dean had pitched the Houston Buffs to a Texas League championship before, three years later, guiding the 1934 Gashouse Gang Cardinals to a World Series victory over Detroit. Diz was still big with Houston fans in 1956.

“Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen,” old Diz would say at the start of every telecast, “and welcome to (wherever)! It’s a great day for baseball!”

In 1956, Dean was still working with former journeyman MLB infielder Buddy Blattner as his broadcast sidekick and joke/song/and storytelling ears. Blattner worked with Dean on ABC (1953-54) and CBS (1955-59) for seven years before personal conflicts between the two men led to a parting of the ways for the sidekick guy. Blattner went on to other broadcasting work as Dizzy Dean joined partnership with Pee Wee Reese in 1960.

CBS Game of the Day Buddy Blattner and Dizzy Dean 1956

CBS Game of the Day
Buddy Blattner and Dizzy Dean
1956

With the always helpful Baseball Almanac as our resource, here’s a look at the KGUL-TV advertised game between Pittsburgh and Brooklyn at Ebbets Field on April 28, 1956. We haven’t checked the weather records for Brooklyn in New York City on that date in history, but we feel certain that if old Diz was there, it must have been “a great day for baseball!”

Baseball Almanac Box Scores Brooklyn Dodgers 5

Pittsburgh Pirates 2

Pittsburgh Pirates ab   r   h rbi
Roberts 2b 2 0 0 0
  Skinner ph 1 0 0 0
  O’Brien 2b 1 0 0 0
Groat ss 4 0 1 0
Long 1b 4 1 2 1
Thomas lf 4 0 1 0
Clemente cf 4 0 1 0
Walls rf 4 1 2 0
Freese 3b 2 0 1 0
Atwell c 3 0 1 1
Hall p 3 0 0 0
Totals 32 2 9 2
Brooklyn Dodgers ab   r   h rbi
Gilliam lf 4 1 2 1
  Cimoli lf 0 0 0 0
Robinson 3b 4 1 0 0
Snider cf 4 0 1 0
Campanella c 3 0 0 0
Hodges 1b 2 2 2 1
Furillo rf 4 1 2 2
Neal 2b 3 0 1 1
Zimmer ss 4 0 1 0
Newcombe p 4 0 0 0
Totals 32 5 9 5
Pittsburgh 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 2 9 0
Brooklyn 0 1 0 0 0 0 4 0 x 5 9 0
  Pittsburgh Pirates IP H R ER BB SO
Hall  L(0-2) 8.0 9 5 5 6 4
Totals
8.0
9
5
5
6
4
  Brooklyn Dodgers IP H R ER BB SO
Newcombe  W(2-1) 9.0 9 2 2 2 9
Totals
9.0
9
2
2
2
9

E–None.  DP–Pittsburgh 1. Newcombe-Zimmer-Hodges, Brooklyn 1. Newcombe-Zimmer-Hodges.  2B–Pittsburgh Walls (1,off Newcombe); Long (4,off Newcombe), Brooklyn Furillo 2 (4,off D. Hall 2).  HR–Pittsburgh Long (5,6th inning off Newcombe 0 on 1 out), Brooklyn Hodges (3,2nd inning off D. Hall 0 on 0 out); Gilliam (3,7th inning off D. Hall 0 on 0 out).  SH–Freese (1,off Newcombe); Snider (1,off D. Hall).  Team LOB–6.  IBB–Hodges (2,by D. Hall).  Team–10.  SB–Clemente (1,2nd base off Newcombe/Campanella).  CS–Clemente (1,3rd base by Newcombe/Campanella).  U-HP–Frank Dascoli, 1B–Frank Secory, 2B–Stan Landes, 3B–Larry Goetz.  T–2:35.  A–7,806.

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My Favorite Weird Injuries in Baseball

April 28, 2015

Greg-Lucas-Book

As veteran sportscaster and fine sports author Greg Lucas calls it in “Baseball: It’s More Than Just a Game”, injuries to players that keep them from active service to their clubs, indeed, can be weird. As one who once threw his back out by reaching down to pick up the morning newspaper in the front yard, and earlier, suffered a broken rib from a reunion hug from an old friend, I get it. Any amusement at these incidents experienced by The Pecan Park Eagle comes only as a statement of empathy for all fellow sufferers of improbable pain and inconvenience.

In his book, Greg Lucas provides us with a plethora of fine examples. I wouldn’t attempt  to count and number all the examples that Greg provides because the order and filing of these events isn’t necessary to the point they all make: Not just baseball, but life itself is weird.

When it comes to the appearance of sudden pain and frustration from the occurrence of the improbable, former Astros and Cardinals pitcher Joaquin Andujar probably put it best for all of life when talking specifically about baseball in response to a question about why things happen as they do: “I’ll give you my answer in two words,” said Andujar. “You never know.”

Here are my Ten Favorite Weird Baseball Injuries from Greg Lucas’s book:

10) Former Atlanta pitcher Jamie Easterly pulled a groin while watching TV.

9) Former Astros infielder Geoff Blum had to go on the disabled list after he injured his elbow while putting on his shirt after a game.

8) Pitcher Adam Eaton stabbed himself in the stomach with a knife while trying to remove the shrink wrap on a DVD.

7) Chicago Cubs pitcher Carlos Zambrano injured his elbow from spending too much time on the computer e-mailing friends and family back in Venezuela. (A lot of us need to watch out for this one – and most of us don’t even have a lot of friends and family back in Venezuela.)

6) Pitcher Glen Harris could not work after he sustained an injured elbow from flicking sunflower seeds.

5) Minor leaguer Clarence “Climax” Blethen once bit himself in the butt on a sliding steal attempt at second base. He had been carrying his false teeth in his back pocket.

4) Pitcher Rick Harden once strained his shoulder trying to turn off an alarm clock.

3)  Jose Cardenal missed Opening Day in 1974 because he slept on his eye wrong.

2) Former pitcher Rick Honeycut once was ejected from the mound for defacing the baseball he was using in the game. Immediately thereafter, Honeycut wiped his forehead, only to open a bleeding cut. He was still wearing the taped tack on the hand he had been using to doctor the baseballs.

1) This one also belongs on the “Dumb and Dumber” List as well. – 2015 Hall of Fame Inductee John Smoltz once burned his chest by attempting to iron his shirt while he was still wearing it. (Maybe they should inscribe that feat on poor John’s new Cooperstown plaque.)

1963: Farrell Admits to Baseball Pool Resentment

April 27, 2015
Turk Farrell could not have roller skated in this baseball pool either, but he might have been able to afford it from his 1963 World Series money, - had the Dodgers not put him in that expansion draft baseball pool of 1961.

Turk Farrell could not have roller skated in this baseball pool either, but he might have been able to afford it from his 1963 World Series money, – had the Dodgers not put him in that expansion draft baseball pool of 1961.

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Farrell Says No Hatred

Houston (AP) (April 14, 1963) –

Dick

Dick “Turk” Farrell
Before His Houston Days

 Dick Farrell says he does not hate the Los Angeles Dodgers.

The big Houston right-hander was quoted during spring training in Arizona as saying he hated the team that made him available to the Houston Colts in the 1961 baseball pool.

‘To tell the truth, I never hated the Dodgers – just their front office for trading me off when they had a chance to win a World Series,” Farrell said yesterday.

Farrell admits (to) getting a thrill out of beating the Dodgers, as he did Friday night, 2-1 in 12 innings while going the distance and giving up four hits.

~ Associated Press, Phoenix Arizona Republic, April 14, 1963, P 56

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Baseball Almanac Box Scores: Houston Colt .45s 2 – Los Angeles Dodgers 1 (12 innings).
Los Angeles Dodgers ab   r   h rbi
Davis W. cf 5 0 0 0
Oliver 2b 5 0 0 0
Davis T. lf 4 0 3 0
  Walls pr,lf 1 1 0 0
Skowron 1b 4 0 0 0
Roseboro c 5 0 0 0
Howard rf 4 0 1 1
  Fairly rf 1 0 0 0
McMullen 3b 2 0 0 0
  Gilliam ph,3b 1 0 0 0
Tracewski ss 2 0 0 0
  Zimmer ph,ss 3 0 0 0
Miller p 3 0 0 0
  Perranoski p 0 0 0 0
  Roebuck p 1 0 0 0
Totals 41 1 4 1
Houston Colt .45s ab   r   h rbi
Fazio 2b 5 0 0 0
Spangler lf 6 1 2 0
Runnels 1b 4 0 1 0
Staub rf 4 0 0 0
Aspromonte 3b 5 0 0 0
Goss cf 6 1 4 1
Campbell c 4 0 0 0
Lillis ss 3 0 0 0
  Warwick ph 1 0 1 1
  Hartman ss 1 0 1 0
Farrell p 2 0 0 0
Totals 41 2 9 2
Los Angeles 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 4 2
Houston 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 2 9 2
  Los Angeles Dodgers IP H R ER BB SO
Miller 7.2 3 0 0 4 0
  Perranoski 1.0 2 1 1 0 0
  Roebuck  L (0-1) 2.2 4 1 1 2 5
Totals
11.1
9
2
2
6
5
  Houston Colt .45s IP H R ER BB SO
Farrell  W (1-1) 12.0 4 1 1 2 11
Totals
12.0
4
1
1
2
11

E–Zimmer (1), Miller (1), Aspromonte (1), Campbell (1).  HBP–McMullen (1,by Farrell).  Team LOB–7.  SH–Farrell 2 (2,off Miller,off Perranoski); Campbell (2,off Perranoski); Runnels (1,off Roebuck).  IBB–Staub (1,by Roebuck).  Team–15.  SB–Gilliam (1,2nd base off Farrell/Campbell).  HBP–Farrell (1,McMullen).  IBB–Roebuck (1,Staub).  U-HP–Frank Walsh, 1B–Jocko Conlan, 2B–Ken Burkhart, 3B–Chris Pelekoudas.  T–3:09.  A–12,044.

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Buff Stadium in Hitchcock (1963)

April 26, 2015
Hurricane Carla tore up old Busch/Buff Stadium pretty badly in September 1963, just prior to the end of the  last Houston Buff season in history. The mortal damage to the venerable old home of so much local baseball history was delayed until April 1963, when the demolition crews took her down for all time.

Hurricane Carla tore up old Busch/Buff Stadium pretty badly in September 1961, just prior to the end of the last Houston Buff season in history. The mortal damage to the venerable old home of so much local baseball lore was delayed until April 1963, when the demolition crews took her down for all time.

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Buff Stadium in Hitchcock

Houston Landmark Moved to Storage at Blimp Base

By Jim Holman, (Galveston Daily) News Mainland Editor

Hitchcock (TX) – Houston’s Busch (ne: Buff) Stadium is moving to Hitchcock, confirming local rumors – but it’s coming in bits and pieces and is likely to stay that way.

A source who declined to be identified said Wednesday there was a chance one small bleacher section would possibly be left intact and set up as a viewing stand at the (horse) race training track on the John Mecom ranch on the old blimp base near here.

The major part of the old stadium, which is currently being torn down, is stored on the blimp slab, some of it hauled (there) as concrete blocks and some (brought) down to (storage as) structural steel.

Box seats are stored inside the recently completed 1000 x 200 foot building marked by the four western columns of  the old blimp base structure.

The stadium seated approximately 12,200, with a peak capacity crowd of 14,000. It was the home stadium of the Houston Buffs, members of the American Association until they gave up their franchise in 1961.

The source said there are no plans for the broken down stadium structure at present, but the steel might possibly be used for other construction.

(The final four paragraphs move off topic to the story of the horses also stabled at the same blimp site.)

~ Jim Holman, Galveston Daily News, April 11, 1963, Page 1.

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Until I found this article this afternoon, I never knew what happened to the materials salvaged from the demolition of Buff Stadium in April 1963. If this published material is accurate, it provides us, at least, with a point B for any further research on anything that may have survived the scrap material pile that the salvage company was temporarily storing at the old blimp hangar site in Galveston County, to the right on the mainland, as one drives down I-45 South on the way to the island. I also must admit to having no idea today if anything remains recognizable there as the former blimp site. We are talking here about something today that happened 52 years ago.

If anything survived, it may been either the small grandstand section or the box seats that Jim Holman referenced in his report. It’s probably more likely that those items too were eventually destroyed for salvaging their metal parts.

All the more reason we need to find away to save he Astrodome before the buzzards of business get her too. We don’t want to disappoint some grieving blogger from the year 2067 (That happens to be 52 years from now) by letting them cannibalize the Dome as they once did down to every last nut, bolt, and metal beam at Buff Stadium. The demolition of the Astrodome could lead some old guy in the future to be writing a story in 2067 about the time as a kid his parents took him to the 50th Anniversary Party of the Astrodome back in 2015.

There wouldn’t be anything left for him to write about, but his fading memories and the same hollow question that spills so easily into a deep lake of profound regret: “I wonder if we might be able to find some parts of the Astrodome still out there, even now, beyond those few hundred seats they once sold? My folks and I waited in line for two hours to see the Dome on the inside in 2015 and it was awesome – like nothing that exists in Houston today! – Why couldn’t the Houstonians of that time do something to give it new life?”

“Why? – Why? – Why?”

Bi-ig Stars! – They Don’ta Pay-Yay-Yay!

April 25, 2015

“THERE’S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!”

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RUTH FINED FOR STEPPING ON GAS, GOING UP BROADWAY!

By Associated Press

New York, April 27 (1921). – Babe Ruth is too fast for New York. He appeared today in traffic court and was fined $25 for driving his automobile up Broadway last week at twenty-seven miles an hour, on his way to keep an engagement with the Yankees at the Polo Grounds.

Half an hour before the court opened, a crowd had gathered to see the baseball star. After the Babe had fumbled with his cap nervously, admitted that he was sorry, and paid the lowest fine the court could impose, the crowd sent up a cheer.

~ Galveston Daily News, Associated Press, April 28, 1921.

Storyline derived from this article submission to TPPE by researcher Darrell Pittman.

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… and if the crowd cheer had been a chorus about the Babe’s near brush with justice, it may have even borrowed from a song of the future to parody this outcome that remains in play forever, “Big Girls Don’t Cry” works fine as our model for the choral celebration of Babe’s easy escape from the short arm of the law governing celebrities of his ilk:

Big stars –  don’t pay
Big stars –  don’t pay

Big stars –  don’t pay
(They don’t pay)

Big stars – they don’t a pay yay yay
(Can’t make ’em pay)

Big stars – they just fly high
(My oh my – My oh my)

Babe – Ruth – he  didn’t cry yiy yiy
(I wonder why?)

Babe told the judge right away
(Silly boy) Your Honor, I’m sorry
(Silly boy) I’ll do better tomorry,

Big stars – don’t pay

Big stars – don’t pay
(Nor do they – cry)
Not in – base-ball

Big stars – don’t cry
Big stars – don’t cry
Big stars – don’t cry

Joe Bauman: The Minor League Home Run King

April 24, 2015
Joe Bauman launches another ball into the stratosphere back in 1954.

Joe Bauman launches another ball into the stratosphere back in 1954.

In 1954, a six foot, four inch, 235 pound all-lefty first baseman for the Roswell Rockets of the Class C Longhorn League named Joe Bauman hit 72 home runs in only 498 official times at bat in 138 games. He also batted .400 that season, with 35 doubles, 3 triples, 188 runs scored and 224 runs batted in. When it was said it done, the 32 year old veteran of his first seven of nine minor league seasons had placed himself in the rare company of legendary baseball figures by becoming the first man in history to hit and break the “70 HR” mark by a solid two colossal shots into the stratosphere.

Bauman’s homers were not “barely-made-its” over short right field porches. They were those towering majestic far-distance blows in the 500 argumentative feet range – the kind of home runs we usually associate with all our fabled ideas about the home run rides of the great Babe Ruth, but, here’s the even bigger seal upon the awesomeness of Mr. Bauman in 1954. He never even  got a call to show up on a trial basis at the 1955 spring training camp of any major league club as a result of his 1954 icing on the cake of an otherwise also outstanding minor league career. Maybe it was his age – or the fact that Bauman accomplished his phenomenal 1954 numbers at a lower minor league level, but the long term result seems to have helped highlight his accomplishments that year.

Joe Bauman

Joe Bauman

He simply returned to Roswell in 1955 to hit only 46 homers with a .337 batting average. Then, at age 34, he retired after the 1956 season with Roswell after hitting only .287 with 17 homers in 52 games.

For his nine seasons in the minor leagues (1941, 1946-48, 1952-56), Joe Bauman closed with an interesting pair of numbers – 337 home runs and a .337 batting average.

Could Joe Bauman have made it big at a higher level of play? We will never know – and even his quick fall of over the next two seasons of production fails to answer that question in reality.

We do know that 1954 was one one of those years in which Bauman’s vision of the ball was operating at an enhanced state. Bob Rives, who did a great job writing Bauman’s biography for the SABR Bio Project, quoted Joe as saying, ” ‘That summer the ball looked this big,’ he says, circling an area the size of a ripe cantaloupe with his hands.”

Maybe Joe Bauman could have retained his grapefruit-scale baseball vision in 1955, had he moved up to a higher level challenge? And maybe if we better understood the cause of that amplified ball-size vision state which only a few rare  players like Stan Musial and Ted Williams seem to own for whole careers, we’d also catch lightning in a bottle as hitting instructors everywhere.

Check out the Joe Bauman bio by Bob Rives. Another little known fact about the legendary Minor League Home Run King is that he wasn’t a natural BL/TL first baseman. His father converted him to an all lefthanded player at an advanced age – for whatever unstated reason – and Joe took to the change like the proverbial duck taking to water.

http://sabr.org/bioproj/person/45655983

Also, please note. The source that put me on course to write about Joe Bauman this morning was now my always handy reference book, “Baseball: It’s More Than Just a Game”, by fine researcher and baseball writer Greg Lucas. Greg Lucas includes note of Joe Bauman on Page 156 as one of the great players of minor league history. If you do not yet own a copy of Greg’s book, you are missing out on miles and miles of baseball history education and entertainment. The book was first only available in paper back, but it is now for sale in a hard back cover with dust jacket in larger type for easier bedside or personal home cave reading. It is also available through Barnes and Noble, other national retailers and Amazon.com for easy credit card ordering.

Two Items Too Good To Ignore

April 23, 2015

Item No. One: Today is the 51st anniversary of Houston Colt. 45 pitcher Ken Johnson’s no-hitter loss to the Cincinnati Reds on April 23, 1964.

Ken Johnson Houston Colt .45s April 23, 1964

Ken Johnson
Houston Colt .45s
April 23, 1964

Check out the great job that Bryan Kerr did on J.R. Gonzales’ Bayou City History blog to commemorate and re-tell the story:

http://blog.chron.com/bayoucityhistory/2015/04/colt-45-throws-no-hitter-loses-this-forgotten-day-in-houston/

Item No. Two: Marriage and Wives.

Dagwood and Blondie Bumstead

Dagwood and Blondie Bumstead
“…and they lived happily ever after!”

All but two of the items below were submitted by e-mail from the Rev. Father Gerald Beirne of Rhode Island and SABR – and they are intended for men and women with a sense of humor!

Father Beirne didn’t write this material, but he is a truly wonderful man with a strong sense of humor of his own for where there are smiles to encourage and laughs to be fostered in a world starved for comedy.

Loosen up folks. Allow this piece to “make your day”!

Marriage and Wives

(1) When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. ~ King David

(2) After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together. ~ Sasha Guitry

(3)  By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. ~ Socrates

(4) Woman inspires us to great things, and then prevents us from achieving them. ~ Anonymous

(5) The great question, which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want?” – Alexander Dumas

(6) I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. ~ Sigmund Freud

(7) ‘Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.’ ~ Red Skelton

(8) ‘There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.’ ~ Sam Kinison

(9) ‘I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn’t.’ ~ James Holt McGavra

(10) Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: (a). Whenever you’re wrong, admit it, (b) Whenever you’re right, shut up. ~  Patrick Murray

(11) The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. ~ Ogden Nash

(12) You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. ~ Anonymous

(13) My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. ~ Henny Youngman

(14) A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. ~ Rodney Dangerfield

(15) A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: ‘Wife wanted’. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ‘You can have mine.’ ~ Anonymous

(16) Take my wife, please. ~ Henny Youngman

(17) First Guy (proudly): ‘My wife’s an angel!’ Second Guy: ‘You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.’ ~ Anonymous

(18) Some people enter marriage as though it were a horse costume. Over time, they each learn that it is no great honor to be either end. The “back end” lives with no identity and a stinking view of the “front end” mate. The “front end” lives with a strong desire to travel faster without having to drag the faceless, heavy “back end” along for the ride. ~ The Pecan Park Eagle

Enjoy your Happy Thursday, everybody!