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Eight New Eighth Wonder Book Titles

August 5, 2016
"How long are you going to live with that crack in the wall?"

“How long are you going to live with that crack in the wall?” ~ Nolan Ryan

 

Eight Mythical New Eighth Wonder Books By Title, Author, Purpose and Critical Comment:

 

  1. “How Long Are You Going to Live with That Crack in The Wall?” by Nolan & Reid Ryan. ~ a Father and Son Troubleshooter Book on How to Evaluate MLB Organizations from the Top Down. Critical Media Comment: “I love baseball leadership and infrastructure repairs!”
  2. “Fundamentals of Fielding, Running, and Hitting in Baseball” by Carlos Gomez. ~ “Damifino” sums up the purpose. Author’s Critical Comment: “Don’t look at me!”
  3. “Crooks and Creeps Prey on the Peeps; Who Says That Voting Can’t Hurt Us?” by E. Pluribus Unum. ~ Exploring the “Evil of Two Lessers”, says Prof. Rick Bush. Critical Media Comment: “Watermelons are no longer sweet and neither are our presidential candidates.”
  4. “The Pokemon Precedent” by A. Mindless Soul. ~ Whoever captures the most Pokemons between now and November 1st gets to be President. Critical Media Comment: “Could that really be more dangerous than what we are doing now?”
  5.  “Sue Baseball? No way; That Would Be Like Suing the Church!” by Barry Bonds, et al. ~ Tainted by association, if not conviction of HGH use,  several past stars consider their options to passive blackballing by the HOF.  Critical Media Comment: “The convicted pedophile priests had a better chance at beating their far more horrendous and offensive charges.”
  6. “How To Hit Your Way Out of a Paper Bag” by Alex Bregman ~ Hints: Make sure the paper is very thin and slightly wet before advancing to the plate. Critical Media Comment: “Nobody’s perfectly awful. Your 1 for 34 start (including an 0 for 2 extention in your first two times up in Thursday’s August 4th game) proves that point. Then you singled to center in the 6th to break the skein. ~ Way to go against that soggy thin paper bag!”
  7. “Happ and Stance” by J.A. Happ ~ Blue Jays pitcher Happ describes how his early problems as a hitter made it “Happ and Stance” – not happenstance – that caused his conversion to pitching. Critical Media Comment: “It happens every spring – to somebody.”
  8. “A Dummy’s Experiential Guide to Quality in Fly Paper” by Jeff Goldblum. ~ The star of the 1986 movie version of “The Fly” describes how changing the quality of your fly paper can change the world. Critical Media Comment: “I picked it up and couldn’t put it down.”

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

Bill Gilbert: July 2016 Astros Report

August 4, 2016
Analyst and Commentator on the Astros for The Pecan Park Eagle has some smiling hopeful things to say about the club's performance in June 2016.

Analyst and Commentator on the Astros for The Pecan Park Eagle, Bill Gilbert, has some “slip, slidding away” reality  things to say about the club’s late wobbly, but still in the hunt hopes beyond July 2016.

 

Astros Finish July on a Low Note

By Bill Gilbert

 

When the Astros wrapped up a 3-game sweep of the Los Angeles Angels with a 13-3 win on Sunday, July 24, I decided that if they could take 2 games out of 3 from the Yankees, the headline on my monthly report would read, “Have the Astros Ever Had a Better Month?” They had cut the Rangers lead in the American League West Division from 10 ½ games to 2 ½ games, they were basically injury-free, they were about to bring up Alex Bregman, widely regarded as the best prospect in baseball and they signed the top player from Cuba, Yulieski Gourriel, to report in August. Dallas Keuchel had appeared to have regained his 2015 form and Jose Altuve was making a strong case to be the AL MVP.

Unfortunately, everything went downhill from there. The Astros did not take two out of three from the Yankees, winning only the third game to avoid a sweep. Things became worse when they were swept in three games in Detroit on two blowouts and a walk-off. The Texas Rangers began winning again and increased their lead over the Astros to six games, Luis Valbuena, Carlos Gomez, Marwin Gonzalez and Luke Gregerson were lost to injuries, Bregman had the same number of hits in his first five games that I did and Keuchel was torched for six runs in the first inning in one of the Detroit games.

The Astros finished the month with a record of 13-12. As a team, the Astros rank pretty much in the middle among major league teams in most offensive categories for the season with a couple of exceptions. They lead the American league in stolen bases and their batters lead the AL in strikeouts and are third in bases on balls. They have scored an average of 4.50 runs per game while allowing 4.13.

Despite the meltdown in the last week of July, the Astros pitching has been better than average for the season and in July. The ERA of 3.88 ranks 8th among all major league teams and third in the American League behind Cleveland and Toronto. The major league average ERA is 4.16.

Individually, Jose Altuve continues to excel. His batting average of .356 is 27 points higher than his closest AL competitor. He hit .354 in July and light-hitting, Jake Marisnick, batted .326. George Springer, Luis Valbuena, Carlos Correa and Marwin Gonzalez all hit between .258 and .269 in July but the other position players were all below .235. Cody Rasmus hit only .074 in July. Altuve had a .400 on-base-percentage in July and he, along with Springer and Evan Gattis had slugging averages of over .500.

Lance McCullers was the Astros’ best starting pitcher in July with three wins and an ERA of 2.08. Ken Giles did not allow a run in any of his nine relief appearances and recorded 18 strikeouts with only 2 walks. Will Harris had 4 of the teams 6 saves in July but had an ERA of 6.75.

The outlook for the final two months of the season does not look promising. Much of the Astros success has come at the expense of the three West Coast teams in the AL West (24-12) including a 10-1 record against the California Angels. A three game series against Oakland at the end of the month is the only time they will meet any of these teams in August and they begin the month with a tough home stand against Toronto (4 games) and Texas (3 games).

The Rangers picked up two All-Stars, Carlos Beltran and Jonathan Lucroy, at the trade deadline and other AL playoff contenders, Boston, Baltimore, Toronto and Cleveland also made deadline deals to strengthen the team for the stretch run. Meanwhile, the Astros attempted to make some deals but fell short and turned out to be a seller, trading pitcher, Scott Feldman, to Toronto for an 18-year-old minor league prospect. Maybe they will be better off not making a deal since the two deadline trades last year for Scott Kazmir and Carlos Gomez did not turn out the way they had hoped.

In order for the Astros to make the playoffs, several things need to happen:

  1. Dallas Keuchel must regain some semblance of his 2015 Cy Young Award form.
  2. Alex Bregman must show he can hit major league pitching.
  3. The team must get more offense from players other than Altuve, Correa and Springer. In the 3-2 loss to the Tigers, the big three had 5 hits and the rest of the team didn’t have any.
  4. They must cut down on blown saves. It may be time to install Ken Giles as the closer and put Harris back in a set-up role where he was very effective.
  5. They must find a way to get some wins in the nine games remaining against the Texas Rangers. They won only 1 of their first 10 games with the Rangers.

 

This sounds like a tall order but stranger things have happened.

Bill Gilbert

billcgilbert@sbcglobal.net

8/2/16

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Max Kates: 1st Hand Report, SABR in Miami

August 3, 2016
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Guest Columnist Max Kates and Norm King ~ at previous SABR function in Washington.

 The 46th annual national convention of SABR has just concluded in Miami, Florida. Thanks to SABR member Max Kates and the intercession of his Larry Dierker SABR Chapter friend and member Mark Wernick, via an unsolicited request on our behalf, The Pecan Park Eagle is both blessed and pleased to publish the well written personal perspective of Max Kates on this biggest event in our SABR membership year. Hopefully, some of us from Astros and Rangers Country will make it to next year’s big convention in New York City – on that greatest  island of all islands – the Isle of Manhattan!

Our thanks go out now to Max Kates for his fine report. And our thanks too to Mark Wernick for making Max available to The Pecan Park Eagle!

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Meeting Andre Dawson

 

Reflections on the 2016 SABR 46 Convention in Miami, Florida

By Maxwell Kates

Guest Contributor to The Pecan Park Eagle

   The convention began on Thursday morning with a welcoming speech by Marlins’ general manager Michael Hill.  It was at the business meeting that not only the host city was announced for 2017, but also the host hotel and the weekend.  SABR 47 is going to be held at the Park Hyatt in New York, June 28 to July 2.  The theme of this year’s convention was South Florida and Cuba and the theme factored into a lot of the research presentations.  All told I attended six presentations including one on “Dodgerland” by author Michael Fallon, one on the union’s boycott of Topps photographs in 1967 and 1968 with Mark Armour, one on the International League Miami Marlins, and one on the Havana Sugar Kings.  Dave Smith won the Doug Pappas Award with “The Myth of the Closer” while Francis Kinlaw won the award for best poster presentation with his poster on the Herb Score beaning.
         The first panel featured members of the 2003 World Champion Florida Marlins.  Anchored by manager and storyteller extraordinaire Jack McKeon, the panel also included Marlins players Jeff Conine and Juan Pierre, along with broadcaster Dave Van Horne.  It was a chronology of the Marlins’ unexpected run at the 2003 World Series, with stops at Wrigley Field for the infamous Game 6 and of course Yankee Stadium, narrated by Van Horne and illustrated with anecdotes by the players.  Ozzie Guillen later appeared on a panel of Latino broadcasters and there was also a panel of Cuban players.
         There were a lot of opportunities to get books signed.  Some of the signed books I walked away with included Lyle Spatz’s book on the 1947 Yankees, Burton and Benita Boxerman’s latest on George Weiss, a new SABR book on the Cuban players by Bill Nowlin and Peter Bjarkman, Dodgerland, and Sam Zygner’s book on the minor league Miami Marlins, along with Jack McKeon’s autobiography.
         Thursday night they did a screening of “Fastball” but I passed in order to have dinner with Bob and Susan Dellinger.  Susan is the author of “Red Legs and Black Sox” and the granddaughter of Edd Roush.  She directed a play during the SABR convention when it was held in Toronto.  A number of the actors (including myself) joined us for dinner, along with token non-actor Paul Parker.
         The keynote speech was handled a little differently this year.  We had the luncheon and awards ceremony at the hotel and then boarded buses to Marlins Park.  Prior to the game, Barry Bloom conducted interviews on the field with Don Mattingly, Andre Dawson, and Barry Bonds, while Tony Perez was interviewed by his son and Marlins broadcaster Eduardo.  Bonds was surprisingly lucid and happy go lucky.  There were no autographs or questions from the audience, probably both at Bonds’ request.  We also listened to Claude Delorme about the engineering of Marlins Park.  Delorme oversaw the construction of the ballpark.
         One intrinsic highlight that could never have been scripted was that entering Friday’s game, Ichiro had 2,998 hits.  Would he hit 3,000?  Alas, Ichiro went 0-for-4 (so did Giancarlo Stanton) but Ichiro did execute an incredible 7-2 double play to save a run at the plate.  It was an 11-6 victory for the visiting St. Louis Cardinals.  The next night it was the Marlins turn to score 11 runs as they shut out the Cardinals (but Ichiro was still hitless).
         Still with the 11 theme, that’s the number of conventions I attended.  Houston (2014) is still #1 and Seattle (2006) #2 but Miami is definitely in the top four or five.  Only drawback – the climate of Miami in July, the seemingly Frogger-like attempts it took to cross the street, and the proximity of the hotel to an incredibly unsafe neighbourhood.  We were better off remaining in the hotel.
         That being said, I arrived two days early in order to explore Miami and I’m glad I did.  Tuesday I did a Big Bus Tour of the city of Miami with stops at the Vizcaya Museum, Coconut Grove, Coral Gables, the Biltmore Hotel, the Venetian Pool, and Little Havana.  Wednesday I did another Big Bus Tour of Miami Beach.  There was a lot of Jewish interest on this tour, including the Jewish Museum of Miami, a very gripping Holocaust memorial, and the art deco Temple Emmanuel.  We learned that 22% of Miami Beach is Jewish.  That being said, I was surprised to learn that the Jewish population of Dade County has declined sharply and is now less than 100,000.  Broward and Palm Beach, mind you, have made up for the decline.
         Also on Wednesday, I met with a cousin of mine for lunch – he is a professor of Judaic Studies at the University of Miami who curated the main exhibit at the Jewish Museum of Miami.  In fact, my family and I attended the opening of the exhibit at the Flagler Museum in Palm Beach Gardens back in 1992.  My cousin and I went to Wyndwood, a formerly very bad neighbourhood that is being gentrified – “hipsterfied” – and is now the home of the world’s largest collection of graffiti art.
        What was the highlight?  I can answer that in three words – MEETING ANDRE DAWSON.  I somehow managed to get his attention as he was leaving the podium.  If you ever met Mickey Mantle or any of his Yankee contemporaries – I think Bobby Shantz was your favourite – you know where I’m coming from.  One of my first baseball games the Expos were playing the Cubs and when Dawson came to bat, my dad said “Watch this guy, he’s the best player in baseball.”  The first pitch he saw went over the right field seats for a three run homer.
        Hope this helps summarize the SABR convention.  Hope to see you next year in Manhattan.  MK.
Thanks again, Maxwell Kates! We hope to meet you in person next year too!
Bill McCurdy, TPPE
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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

What’s in a Name?

August 2, 2016
"What's in a name? that which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet" ~ William Skaespeare

“What’s in a name? that which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet”
~ William Shakespeare

 

What’s in a Name?

Sometimes it’s as simple as what you put in – or what you take out of  – the thing.

It may also be a matter of what happens to your good or bad fortune when you get rid of – or take 0n – a particular name. For example, in Monday night’s opener, relief pitcher Scott Feldman did something for the Astros that he had been unable to do all season until that moment. He won a game for Houston by throwing only four pitches to two batters in the bottom of the 14th inning. Of course, he was also pitching for the Blue Jays in last night’s game. At least, we think he was. He was wearing their uniform.

The Blue Jays missed a great opportunity to trade at the deadline for the acquiring the “best pun of the baseball season”. Had they also traded with the Astros for another shaky, but sometimes OK starting pitcher, Toronto could have also immediately embarked upon a new name-edgy playoff ticket campaign:

“Follow the Toronto Blue Jays to the World Series! Why? Because we are the only team in baseball that can now brag ~ ‘Where there’s Smoak, there’s Fiers!’ “

Maybe “B-R-E-G-M-A-N” is an acronym for “Batting Really Easily (and) Great (in AAA) Means Absolutely Nothing!”

Which 1935 MLB club played the season is absolute ruthless abandonment? (Hint (which you should not need): Hyphenate the word “ruthless” into two words for the obvious answer.

Where was Judge Roy Hofheinz’s legal background when he originally decided to name the new 1962 Houston MLB franchise club as the “Colt .45s”? Didn’t he realize that the name had to have been copyrighted by either the famous gun company or the brewery that was then producing “Colt .45 Malt Liquor’? Or was the very existence of the much younger beer company all the Judge needed to feed his conclusion that there would be no legal problems for the baseball club down the line. – If so, that doesn’t sound like any law school professor speaking that we’ve ever known. And speaking of names – how come the great marketing mind of Roy Hofheinz never came up with the idea for selling the domed stadium’s “naming rights”  as an incredibly valuable revenue stream? Was the idea simply that far ahead of the less imaginative or less mercenary team owners of that era – including the guy who so often has been compared to P.T. Barnum of 19th century circus fame? Guess we should just be glad that the naming rights idea never rose or was pushed in 1965. Had they named the new domed venue “TDECU Stadium”, it would hardly be as memorable today as “Astrodome” is and shall be – forever.

Have a Ruby Tuesday, Everybody!

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

 

 

Newton’s Third Law and 2016 Astros Baseball

August 1, 2016
Sir Isaac Newton (1643-1727) Mathematician, Scientist, Astronomer, Philosopher.

Sir Isaac Newton (1643-1727)
Mathematician, Scientist, Astronomer, Philosopher.

In physics, Newton’s Third Law of Motion states the following:

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Question: Does Newton’s Third Law also explain 2016 Houston Astros baseball?

Whenever the pitching fails, there is an equally powerful failure in the club’s ability to hit.

Possible 3rd Law Corollaries:

1) Whenever a defensive player makes a smart play, he or another player will make an equally powerful dumb play.

2) Whenever a base runner makes a smart extra base gain by hit or run, he or another runner will then get put out by standing off base by five feet while biting his fingernails.

3) Whenever Carlos Gomez manages to have a time at bat without either losing his batting helmet or falling on his butt (and we may still be waiting for this one), he will then promptly miss the cut-off man on a crucial outfield throw that allows the winning run to score for the other team.

4) Whenever the 2016 Astros win a series sweep at home (Angels), they must balance out that motion by suffering a series sweep loss on the road at the earliest convenient moment. (See the results of this past weekend in Detroit for validation.)

Possible Fourth Law of Motion by Similar Force Inducement, As Suggested by the Just Concluded Astros @ Detroit Series:

Whenever last year’s 2nd best Astros starter, Colin McHugh, has an absolute throw-up early pin-ball pitcher game in 2016, that failure will be followed by an equally powerful meltdown on the mound by 2015’s Cy Young winner, Dallas Keuchel.

Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr (1808-1890)

Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr
(1808-1890)

…. And while we are about our fantasies for further desperate roster moves prior to the upcoming home Rangers series next weekend, let’s also try to remember the sage advice of 19th century French critic, journalist, and novelist, Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr.

Karr is the one who concluded that “the more things change, the more they stay the same.”

Anyway, a day past the 2016 baseball trading deadline, in a market for pitchers that seems over-priced for the quality of help that is available, we do appreciate the fact that Astros GM Jeff Luhnow has seen the wisdom of not mortgaging the future for dubious rental player help.

We shall survive. And so will the Astros franchise. Even if the weekend in Detroit has beaten the crap out of 2016 playoff ticket contingency sales.

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Sir Isaac Newton also said:“Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy.”  Can you think of anyone in 2016 who might have benefited from that advice had he been able to hear, grasp, and use that insightful counsel in recent months?

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

A Post WW II American Culture Quiz

July 31, 2016

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This wonderful quiz found me in the waiting room Thursday as I was at the doctor’s for my annual physical. It was on Page 5 of the August 2016 edition of a jazzy little rag called the “Seniorific News” and it was attributed to an anonymous “reader”. Otherwise, we would love giving them specific credit for a job well done, even if we did make a few changes in this Pecan Park Eagle version of the same course.

It’s 20 multiple choice questions. If you avoid checking the first entry in the column comment section, where we have placed all the correct answers, by question number and correct answer by letter of choice, you will be able to take the quiz honestly – and then, hopefully, report your score below by individual comment in that same section.

Here it is – what we choose to call the Post World War II American Culture Quiz:

(1) In the 1940s, what was the location of the automobile headlight dimmer switch?

(a) on the floor shift knob.

(b) on the floor board, to the left of the clutch.

(c) next to the horn.

(2) The bottle top of a Royal Crown Cola bottle had holes in it. For what purpose was it used?

(a) to capture lightning bugs.

(b) to sprinkle clothes before ironing.

(c) as large salt shaker.

(3) Why was having milk delivered a problem in northern areas?

(a) the cows were too cold to produce milk.

(b) ice on the highways forced milk delivery by dog sled.

(c) milk deliveries left on outside porches froze, forcing the frozen milk to push open their cardboard bottle tops.

(4) What was the popular chewing named for a game of chance?

(a) Blackjack.

(b) Gin.

(c) Craps.

(5) What method did women use to make it look as though they were wearing stockings when none were available during WW II?

(a) Sun tans did the trick.

(b) Leg painting worked in all climates.

(c) Women started wearing slacks in greater numbers.

(6) What post-war car turned automotive design on its ear because people couldn’t tell from this auto’s appearance whether it was coming or going?

(a) Studebaker.

(b) Nash Metro.

(c) Tucker

(7) Which was a popular candy after WW II?

(a) Strips off dried peanut butter.

(b) Chocolate licorice bars.

(c) Wax coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar-water inside.

(8) What was the purpose of Butch Wax?

(a) To stiffen a flat-top haircut so it stood up on top of the head.

(b) To make floors shiny and to prevent scuffing.

(c) To prevent rust on the wheels of roller skates.

(9) Before inline skates, how did you keep your skates attached to your shoes?

(a) You used the skate’s clamps by tightening each skate to your shoes with a skate key.

(b) You used woven straps that tied the skates to your shoes.

(c) Long pieces of twine did the attachment trick.

(10) In sand-lot baseball, how did you decide which club got to be the home team?

(a) You checked your team batting averages and gave the choice to the best hitting club.

(b) You flipped a glove – calling “pocket up” or “pocket down” for the right to pick.

(c) You did the old hands-up-the-bat “dibs” routine until the last player to hold the knob up top won the right to choose.

(11) What was the most dreaded epidemic disease in the 1940s and 1950s?

(a) Smallpox.

(b) AIDS.

(c) Polio.

(12) Song Lyric: “I’ll Be Down To Get You In a ______ , Honey!”

(a) manic mood.

(b) taxi.

(c) Uber.

(13) What was the name of Caroline Kennedy’s pony?

(a) Meatballs.

(b) Spaghetti.

(c) Macaroni.

(14) What was the “Duck and Cover” drill all about?

(a) It was a variation of “Hide and Seek”.

(b) It was what you did when your mom called you to do your chores.

(c) It was a school drill in which students got under their desks and covered their heads to practice protecting themselves from the potential threat of an atomic bomb attack.

(15) What was the name of the Indian Princess on the Howdy Doody TV Show?

(a) Princess Summer-Fall-Winter-Spring.

(b) Princess Sacajawea.

(c) Princess Moon Shadow.

(16) What did all the savvy students do when mimeographed tests were passed out in junior high school?

(a) They immediately smelled the purple ink to see if it would make them feel “drunk”.

(b) They made paper airplanes out of the test sheet and sailed them out the open windows.

(c) If they didn’t know the answers, they wrote another student’s name on the paper as a first step in their flawed plan for escaping failure.

(17) Why did your Mom shop at stores that gave out Green Stamps with her purchases?

(a) Green Stamps contained stick-on tattoos that helped keep the kids entertained.

(b) Green Stamps could be placed in special books that were redeemable for various household items that helped Mom feel she was stretching her money by collecting them.

(c) Green Stamps were good for posting air mail letters.

(18) Song Lyric: “Praise the Lord, and Pass the ____________ ?”

(a) Salt.

(b) Gas.

(c) Ammunition.

(19) What iconic singing group made the song “If I Didn’t Care” into an evergreen pop song hit?

(a) The Ink Spots.

(b) The Mills Brothers.

(c) The Andrews Sisters.

(20) Song Lyric: “Because of ___ , There’s a ____ in My _____ .

(a) “Because of You, There’s a Song in my heart.

(b) “Because of Lunch, There’s a Roar in My Gut.

(c) “Because of Fundamentals, There’s a Hole in My Team.

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Hope you have enjoyed the quiz. I changed a few things from the original, but the answers in the comment section are all correct for the questions asked here. Posting the thing also helped me come up with option (c) for Question 20 – and, temporarily, at least – it got my mind off what happened after two were out in the bottom of the 9th at Detroit tonight with Harris pitching for the Astros and the club fresh from that 2-run rally in the top of the same 9th inning for a brief 2-1 lead. Nothing in sports – nothing – can surpass the slow, but sudden way that baseball raises and then cruelly dashes hope in the blinking of an eye.

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I Must Be Doing Something Right

July 30, 2016

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What a great normal week on the way to this weekend ….

Monday ~ Getting near the time I have to call the tree surgeon again. The gigantic American Elm that I planted in the NW corner of our small backyard as a mere twig from a coffee can that my late dad had given us over thirty years ago is again spreading its ever-expanding massive branches to all neighbor roofs in sight. And it all started as that little gift of love of my father from a small other town acreage of land in Beeville, Texas that had been in the family since the 19th century. I didn’t realize I was planting a time bomb of additional house maintenance expense when I put it into our Houston neighborhood soil – and complete with an Irish coin buried beneath the quaint little tree root as a blessing for growth. It’s shady, all right, and it is what it is – a mighty big tree – one of the monsters of the botanical world.

Oh well! I must be doing something right!

Tuesday ~ I was in one of my doctor’s offices when I happened to read one of those legal Q&A columns among the usual limited magazine and news materials. This one person wanted to know if he was responsible for the damage caused to a neighbor’s sewer line by the root system of a tree on his own property. To make a long answer short, the lawyer said that he “probably” would be held responsible, if the neighbor sues and fills in all the facts of causation with undeniable proof. Of course, my American Elm immediately came to mind referentially. – Residents of Houston small lots – cut your big root traveler trees down, folks, before they can get big enough to begin their own time-bomb reigns of terror on your bank accounts.

Oh well! I must be doing something right!

Wednesday ~ A telephone sales troll caught me on my cell phone – in spite of my supposed block on these kinds of contacts as I was driving home from an oil change and inspection at the Nissan dealership. Since I was looking for an important call, I took the connection from this unknown caller on my hands-free speaker phone car system.  “How would you like to have an all-free home security system installed at your house, just for allowing us to put a small company side in your front yard?” The man asked. “Who is your company,” I asked in return. – “Perhaps, you didn’t hear me,” the arrogant caller responded, adding, “Here it is again: How would you like to have a free home security system installed in your home?”

Click! I hung up! That one could only have been improved by not answering at all. And, oh well! I knew damn well that I handled that one right!

Thursday ~ Went in to my base doctor for my annual physical. Forgot to abstain from breakfast before I went in to the doctor’s office and had to go back in food fast mode on Friday morning to get the blood work completed.

Oh well! I must be doing something right!

Friday ~ Got home early from the blood test run and had a great day writing. I have a couple of other projects going besides The Pecan Park Eagle blog column that aren’t yet near publication possibility, but my spirit soars when either goes well on either the research or writing sides. My RN nurse wife got home about 5 PM and found me still writing. “Why don’t you knock off some of that writing time,” she kidded, “and go take a comedy defensive driving course,” she added. – “That would at least save us 10% on our car insurance!”

OUCH!

What’s funny about defensive driving, anyway? Does the instructor look like Rodney Dangerfield?  Does he stand up and quip lines like “take our discount – please!” – Or does he rip off lines like “hey – you Democrats and Republicans  – watch out for those right  and left turn only signs. – You’re going to get lost pretty fast, if you don’t!”

Oh well! I must be doing something right!

Have a nice weekend, everybody!

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

The Big Boppers All Time All Stars

July 29, 2016
If the Big Boppers need a reliever for Babe Ruth, Wes Ferrell is our guy!

If the Big Boppers need a reliever for Babe Ruth, Wes Ferrell is our guy!

The Big Boppers All Time All Stars

Our All Time MLB Power Starting Lineup

Based Upon High Career HR Numbers

For the Positions Selected for Them Here.

Elaboration: When we say “we” here, we mean that this is the Big Bopper team we picked for The Pecan Park Eagle. Others of you may have chosen differently, but it’s hard to see how, given the fact that we chose to use HR as the only variable of choice for these picks.

Most of the picks were the all time leaders in HR numbers for their field positions, but Babe Ruth was obviously chosen for what he did mostly as an outfielder as the club’s  pitcher because he just happens to be the best slugger who also excelled at pitching. We could have chosen Wes Ferrell as our pitcher. Ferrell’s 38 HR is tops in the career of pure pitchers. Babe only had 14 as a pure pitcher, but we put Ruth in there as our starter because it opened the door to put our favorite center fielder of all time, Willie Mays, in a lineup where we feel he truly belongs.

Ditto A Rod and shortstop and Alphonso Soriano at 2nd base. A Rod will finish as a multi-year 3rd baseman and Soriano finished in 2014 as a left fielder and DH in 2014.

As for the DH, this club doesn’t have one. – Res Ipsa Loquitur.

As for the batting order, take your pick. – Either line them up as you see fit – or simply draw names from a hat and use whomever comes up next, from1 to 9, the first time through the order. – How can you miss?

One more note on Wes Farrell. In addition to being the career MLB HR leader for pure pitchers with 38, Ferrell also batted .280 over the course of his 15-season (1927-1941) career. Had more pitchers batted in the same neighborhood as Ferrell in greater numbers, we may have been able to escape the “DH” position that descended upon the American League in 1973.

The (#?) following each player’s name is their rank order among the greatest home run hitters of all time.

With no further adieu, here they are ….

The Big Boppers

Pitcher: Babe Ruth (#3) ~ (714 HR) (HOF)

Catcher: Mike Piazza (#49) ~ 427 HR (HOF)

1st Base: Albert Pujols (#11) ~ 579 HR (Still Active)

2nd Base: Alphonso Soriano (# 53) ~ 412 HR

3rd Base: Harmon Killebrew ~ (#12) ~ 573 HR (HOF)

Shortstop: Alex Rodriguez (# 4) ~ 696 HR (Still Active)

Left Field: Barry Bonds (#1) ~ 762 HR

Center Field: Willie Mays (#5) ~ 660 HR (HOF)

Right Field: Hank Aaron (#2) ~ 755 HR (HOF)

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

 

 

 

An Astros World Series? You Never Know

July 28, 2016

An Astros World Series? You Never Know!

""I can explain bseball in two words: 'You never know.' "  ~ Joaquin Andujar

“”I can explain baseball in two words: ‘You never know.’ “
~ Joaquin Andujar

 

Here comes August – and the fans of teams that are still in the running for the playoffs are stumbling over the excitement of the last minute moves their clubs’ are making – or not making – to better secure a chance for the World Series this year.

But watch out! August is also the month that breathes fire into the wisdom of that not-so-ancient (Greek-to-most-of us) baseball philosopher,  Joaquin Andujar.

“You Never Know” has never been any more true than it is is now.

The New York Yankees came to Houston Monday for a 3-game series with the red hot and humming-big-dreams Houston Astros, but breathing the ink-ether of writers who were already picking the Bombers 2016 grave-site in light of the fact that the Bronx fellas had just traded their closer away to the bright and shiny new Chicago Cubs – and just as the Bayou City boys were loading up their lineup with a brand new hitting Zeus prospect from AAA Fresno.

Well, shucks, all you mighty baseball gods. On Monday morning, it was looking like the old dynasty kings from back east were all about folding their tents on this year and getting ready to mail in fairly easy sweep to the happy, hungry Astros.

Right????

Wrong!!!!

Even without their closer – even without the now bad-sighted, poorly reflexing star we once formally knew as A Rod in playable shape to earn his $20 some odd mil for the season, the Yankees found some pitching, some pop, and the personification of surprising resurrection in the presence poise of that tall and stoutly rounded slab of beef named CC Sabathia in Game Two to clip and clobber the Space Men by scores of 2-1 and 6-3, and to also, so far, hold our young Alex Bregman from Fresno to only one walk and no hits in his first eight times at bat in the big leagues.

Again – you never know.

The two-day doubleheader loss wasn’t Alex Bregman’s fault. The kid’s got talent that may even start to blossom at the plate tonight. And he already has shown the world in Game One of the Yankee Series that his defensive skills at third base for the first time are beyond belief.

One more time. – you never know – until you step across the white line and play the game – what is really going to happen.

Let’s HOPE – NOT Mope!

Let’s hope that the presence of bats from Alex Bregman, Yurie Gurriel (whenever he gets here), and Preston Tucker will help make up for the current “Breeze Way Boy” weak stick cuts of Carlos Gomez, Colby Rasmus, and Jake Marisnick.

Let’s hope that Marwin Gonzalez stats well and hot at the plate – and let’s really hope that the hammy of Luis Valbuena is a short-time thing. And – let’s not assume the following – let’s hope that no one in the Astros camp is hoping that Jose Altuve, with a little help from Carlos Correa and George Springer can carry the offense back to playoff contention – with a little better pop in the bat from Evan Gattis when he’s catching and not burdened with the business of thinking too much in between DH AB’s.

Let’s hope for better starting pitching from here on. Fister’s performance wasn’t very much on the encouragement side last night and, unless Lance McCullers proves different tonight, we don’t seem to have a real inning eating stopper in the rotation. Maybe we could find something out there, but I wouldn’t trade great prospect talent for a “maybe guy” out there – and that’s all I do so. This is one of those years in which panic could produce a trade of great prospects for a “best available” pitcher who everybody else knows is just a cull.

Then again, you never know.

Going into the games tonight, Wednesday, July 27, 2016, here’s where the Astros stand in both the division title and 2 wild card spot play in opportunities.

Before going there, we need to express one more hope. – The Pecan Park Eagle hopes the Astros are able to start whipping up on the Rangers from here on in. If they don’t, all of the other hopes expressed here will amount to nothing more than a pile of crock.

That much, we do know!

Now here’s where we are with 100 games played – and 62 to go:

The Races That Matter to ASTROS Fans

Through All Games of July 26, 2016:

 

AMERICAN LEAGUE WEST

# Team   Won   Lost   PCT   GB
1 Rangers 58 43 .574 ~
2 ASTROS   54   46   .540   3.5
3 Mariners 51 48 .515 6
4 Athletics 46 55 .455 12
5 Angels 45 55 .450 12.5

 

AMERICAN LEAGUE TWO WILD CARD SPOTS

# Team   Won   Lost   PCT   GB
1 Blue Jays 57 45 .559 ~
2 Red Sox 55 44 .556 ~
3 ASTROS   54   46   .540   1.5
4 Tigers 54 48 .529 2.5
5 Yankees 52 48 .520 3.5
6 Mariners 51 48 .515 4
7 White Sox 50 50 .500 5.5
8 Royals 48 51 .485 7
9 Athletics 46 55 .455 10
10 Angels 45 55 .450 10.5

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

A Bregman 1st Game Big Moment Pictorial

July 26, 2016
LAST NIGHT, 7/25/16, ALEX BREGMAN BROKE INTO MLB AT 3RD BASE FOR THE HOUSTON ASTROS. THE FOLLOWING IS A BRIEF AND MODEST PICTORIAL ON A FEW OF HIS BIG FIRST MOMENTS. THANKS TO ROOT TV FOR MAKING THIS COLUMN POSSIBLE.

LAST NIGHT, 7/25/16, ALEX BREGMAN BROKE INTO MLB AT 3RD BASE FOR THE HOUSTON ASTROS. THE FOLLOWING IS A BRIEF AND MODEST PICTORIAL ON A FEW OF ALEX’S  BIG FIRST MOMENTS. THANKS TO ROOT SPORTS FOR MAKING THIS NON-FOR-PROFIT ARTISTIC BLOG COLUMN VISUAL RENDERING POSSIBLE. THE PECAN PARK EAGLE TOTALLY SUPPORTS THE FINE JOB THAT ROOT SPORTS IS DOING TO BRING ASTROS BASEBALL TO A BROAD FAN AUDIENCE.

 

TOP OF 1ST: BREGMAN STOPS A CANNON SHOT CHEST BOUNCER AND THROWS OUT THE RUNNER FOR OUT #3 AND HIS 1ST MLB ASSIST.

TOP OF 1ST: BREGMAN STOPS A CANNON SHOT CHEST BOUNCER AND THROWS OUT THE RUNNER FOR OUT #3 FOR THE VISITING NEW YORK YANKEES AND HIS 1ST MLB ASSIST AS CARLOS CORREA LOOKS ON.

 

TOP OF 2ND: BREGMAN CROSSES THE LINE TO STOP A HARD SMASH FROM GOING DOWN THE LINE IN HIS HIS FIRST GAME ANYWHERE AT 3B.

TOP OF 2ND: BREGMAN CROSSES THE LINE TO STOP A A TWISTING CHOPPER GOING DOWN THE LINE IN HIS HIS FIRST GAME ANYWHERE AT 3B.

 

TOP OF 2ND: SAME PLAY. ALEX SECURES THE BALL AND FIRES TO 1ST FOR THE OUT.

TOP OF 2ND: SAME PLAY. ALEX SECURES THE BALL AND FIRES TO 1ST ACROSS HIS BODY FOR THE OUT.

 

BOTTOM OF 2ND: ALEX LOOKS AT 1ST BIG LEAGUE PITCH FROM YANKEE STARTER MICHAEL PINEDA. HE FOULED IT OFF LATER FLEW OUT TO LEFT ON HIS 1ST BIG LEAGUE TIME AT BAT.

BOTTOM OF 2ND: ALEX LOOKS AT 1ST BIG LEAGUE PITCH FROM YANKEE STARTER MICHAEL PINEDA. HE FOULED IT OFF LATER FLEW OUT TO LEFT ON HIS 1ST BIG LEAGUE TIME AT BAT.

 

BOTTOM OF 4TH; ALEX STRIKES OUT WITH A MAN ON 1ST AND 2 OUTS TO RETIRE THE SIDE IN SPITE OF HIS FAMILY'S HEAD-SCRATCHING SUPERSTITION PRACTICE IN THE STANDS.

BOTTOM OF 4TH; ALEX STRIKES OUT WITH A MAN ON 1ST AND 2 OUTS TO RETIRE THE SIDE IN SPITE OF HIS FAMILY’S HEAD-SCRATCHING SUPERSTITION PRACTICE IN THE STANDS.

 

BOTTOM OF 6TH: WITH GAME TIED 1-1,BREGMAN HITS WITH BASES LOADED AND 2 OUTS, COMING THIS CLOSE TO A GRAND SLAM TO RIGHT FIELD IN HIS 1ST BIG LEAGUE GAME

BOTTOM OF 6TH: WITH GAME TIED 1-1, ALEX BREGMAN HITS WITH BASES LOADED AND 2 OUTS, COMING THIS CLOSE TO A GRAND SLAM HR TO RIGHT FIELD IN HIS 1ST BIG LEAGUE GAME

 

BOTTOM OF 6TH: ALEX'S MOM IS ESPECIALLY EXPRESSIVE OF HER DISAPPOINTMENT IN THE NEAR GRAND SLAM MISS.

BOTTOM OF 6TH: ALEX’S MOM IS ESPECIALLY EXPRESSIVE OF HER DISAPPOINTMENT IN THE NEAR GRAND SLAM MISS.

 

BOTTOM OF 9TH: ALEX BREGMAN FANS ON A FOUL TIP WITH A RUNNER ON 1ST AND 1 DOWN. ASTROS LOSE, 2-1, BUT THE KID WILL BE BACK TONIGHT, GOING AFTER THE FIRST OF MANY HITS TO COME FROM WHAT APPEARS TO BE A PRETTY DEEP WELL. - QWLCOME TO THE BIF LEAGUES, ALEXBREGMAN!

BOTTOM OF 9TH: ALEX BREGMAN FANS ON A FOUL TIP WITH A RUNNER ON 1ST AND 1 DOWN. ASTROS LOSE, 2-1, BUT THE KID WILL BE BACK TONIGHT, GOING AFTER THE FIRST OF MANY HITS TO COME FROM WHAT APPEARS TO BE A PRETTY DEEP WELL. – WELCOME TO THE BIG LEAGUES, ALEX BREGMAN!

 

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas