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Does the Integrity of Baseball Still Matter?

June 6, 2017

What could possibly go wrong on an intentional walk play?

Does the Integrity of Baseball Still Matter?

By Bill McCurdy

How big was the DH in changing the integrity of baseball?

Did the DH change pull the plug on “integrity?” Was that the seminal moment in which baseball decided – either consciously or unsparingly – that our game could live with two similar, but different integrate cultures of the game until such time that MLB either came around in total to the DH, got rid of it, or else, learned to work around this fundamental structural difference in how players may be deployed in the game in each big league?

In 43 years, the AL and NL have simply grown apart because of it, each playing a variation of baseball, but a different game, nevertheless, – with each league now requiring a different plan for personnel needs and game management.

Has the DH altered the integrity of baseball? Of course, it has. The fact that inter-league play requires teams from the two different leagues to now play the game from two vastly different strategy bases, based upon each home club having preference for keeping the normal rules of its own league in place, it becomes a pairing challenge that goes all the way through inter-league regular season play and is then resumed during the  annual World Series.

What a travesty. What a betrayal of tradition. And what a real loss to the integrity of baseball.

Need more proof? This summer, the game of baseball is inducting a former commissioner who tred indifferently all over that DH-caused breech in service to the mending of his own hurt feelings about the 2002 All Star Game “tie” into the Hall of Fame. – More on that move later.

So, what’s the big deal?

The Power of the “Between the Lines” lesson in my life.

Back in 1951-52, I had a school baseball team manager at St. Christopher’s School here in Houston named Frank Veselka. “Mr. Veselka” was a machinist at Hughes Tool Company, but he was first of all, to us, a baseball man who got off work from his shift five days a week and came straight to us for practices and games during the weeks that comprised our baseball season each spring. In our minds, he may as well have been Connie Mack. When Mr. Veselka told us we could do something on the field, we believed he was telling us the truth – that we actually could do it.

My personal best “Mr. Veselka moment” came in 1952, when I got called in to pitch for the first time in a game from center field. Our starter had loaded the bases in the top of the first with a hit and a couple of walks and apparently needed a way out. Mr. Veselka was meeting with him at the mound when he suddenly yelled at me, also issuing a hand wave to join them on the mound.

“Hey, Mac! Come in here!” – I can still hear Mr. Veselka’s words to this day.

“Holy Crap,” I thought, as I jogged into the mound, passing my pitcher-teammate on his way to the center field area I had just departed.

Then I got to the mound. It was Mr. Veselka and me. “What now?” I thought. The answer came quickly.

“Mac,” Mr. Veselka told me quietly, with his right hand on my left shoulder, with a contact that quickly became a grip, as though he were about to rearrange my posture. “Mac,” he said, “you’ve got a good arm and we need you to make good use of it right now. Get us out of this mess. Just throw it as hard as you can over the plate – and we will get you some runs when it’s our turn.”

What happened next was both the start and the highlight of my brief pitching career. – I struck out the side on nine pitches – with 7 swings, 0 fouls, and 2 called strikes. It was the great moment of joy in my ever so brief baseball pitching career, even though I did continue to pitch. I remember asking Mr. Veselka “what do I do now” as I went back out to pitch in the second inning. “Just keep pitching the ball over the plate as hard as you can – for as long as you can,” Mr. Veselka said.

Pretty straightforward instructions. And back then, voices of authority spoke to me in indelible ink.

No problem. I was able to see the ball going over the middle of the plate in my mind, even before I released it. In the four innings I worked as the losing pitcher, I cannot remember throwing more than three balls total. Everything else was either a called or swinging strike out, a foul ball, a contact ball out, or a base hit off a ball coming down the middle. And I neither had the gumption or the wisdom at age 13 to try thinking about the inside or outside black parts of the plate as variable alternate destinations before I released some of those later, slower pitches. My arm speed had worn down from the “hard as you can” part of my precise assignment. Deceiving the batter was not even a general “something” in my preparation for this experience.

The point of this example is to show how powerfully we believed in anything our manager had to say about baseball – even if you were sent into a game with the bases loaded to pitch with nothing else to go on but Mr. Veselka’s words to “get us out of this mess” as your basis for believing in that possibility.

Thanks, Mr. Veselka! That was an object lesson that would come up a few more critical times in life. Fortunately, I would learn over the years that nobody gets through life happily with only a soon-tiring fastball as their response to the full range of challenge that await.

Frank Veselka also taught us about the integrity of the game, even if “integrity” was never an everyday word in the Houston east end of 1952. We certainly heard them enough for me to pretty much guarantee that this memorized paraphrase of what he said is as about as close to the literal version as I am able to recall it:

“Boys, the game of baseball is held together by certain rules of play that make the game what it is – and that’s the best game in the world. It’s up to everybody who suits up to play the game between those white lines out there to play the game at their honest best and by the rules. And that’s very important for you young pups to remember. Always give the game your best. Never cheat. And never, ever short change the game by changing the rules to suit yourselves. It’s three strikes and your out and four balls for a walk. And never do anything to serve your own purposes, if its going to be something that hurts the game of baseball.” ~ Frank Veselka, Manager, St. Christopher’s Parochial School, Houston TX (1948-1956).

The Insufferable Selig Assault Upon Baseball Integrity

Thank God Bud Selig is gone. Thank goodness the All Star Game league winning chip no longer qualifies which league shall play the current year’s World Series with home field advantage. And too bad the HOF voters  probably had to promise Bud Selig with selection for the Hall of Fame in exchange for his retirement as Commissioner of Baseball. Even if they did not, it would make sense that Selig’s lap-sitter supporters would want to clean up his most embarrassing public decision (All Star Game winner Determines Home Team Advantage in the World Series) before the Cooperstown award took place.

As part of the newly modified and time-extended peace agreement between MLB and the MLB Players Union, the home team advantage in the 2017 World Series will now go to the Houston Astros team with the best regular season record – as, indeed, it should.

The All Star Game World Series reward card (2003-2016) violated every primal understanding I ever held about keeping rewards and consequences between the white lines. If your team didn’t do it on their own, you should not be able to benefit from the victory attained by an all-star team whose members probably may not give a wombat’s ankle for how your team fares in the World Series and neither should that fact be compensated by paying members of an all-star team to do it for a team that is still undetermined on a July All Star game date.

And don’t get me started on a 2017-selected Hall of Fame member and former commissioner who pulled one of the oldest late-in-the-day car tricks in the world on Astros owner Jim Crane – just to force him into moving Houston to the AL as a final condition on the club’s franchise purchase from the McLane interests. Had Selig not also, a few years earlier, manipulated the NL to accept his former Brewers club as a transfer franchise from the AL to the NL, the whole leverage lean on Jim Crane would have been unnecessary.

New Commissioner Manfred Changes the IBB rule

Now it’s time for our new Commissioner Rob Manfred to sit or shine, shine or sit. (Never repeat the previous sentence aloud when you already are speaking too fast.)

The question is – Why did Commissioner Rob Manfred change the IBB intentional walk rule for 2017?

The official answer is – He did away with the mandatory four ball pitches and replaced them with some kind of managerial hand signal to the umpire to simply have the next batter take his place at first base as an “intentional walk” runner.

The official explanation for the change flows easily. – It is supposed to save time from the ordinary play of the game.

What? – Save time? – How much saved time? – 30 seconds of saved time for every once-in-a-blue-moon occasions it happens?

Well, so what? Who’s going to miss those 4 lame ball pitches, anyway? – Right?

Who? – I’ll tell you who! – Any of us who’ve ever seen or been involved when one of these IBB pitches go awry are going to miss those actually pitched balls. That’s who.

Have you ever stopped to consider this seemingly simple thought? Under the IBB call situation, unless he’s a brand new entry game pitcher, the guy on the mound that has been having control problems throwing strikes – or out-producing pitches of any kind – is now the same fellow that’s being asked to control throwing four balls in a row! – What could possibly go wrong in this “routine” matter of throwing four outside the strike zone pitches for the traditional IBB execution?

My two favorite examples both involve games in which the IBB pitches were being attempted in the bottom of the 9th of far-in-time separated tie games with runners on 2nd and 3rd -with two outs – and with a good hitter at the plate: (1) In the first instance, a first IBB pitch sailed over the catcher’s head, allowing the winning run to score; (2) In the second example, the right handed batter reached out on a third ball attempted pitch and blooped it into right field for a game-winning RBI.

Forgive my anger tonight, Mr. Manfred, but you just stepped on something that was sacred to the rules of the game that many of us grew up playing between the lines. Perhaps, if you were a little older, and if you too had played for someone like my old manager, Frank Veselka, during your own formative years, we would be on the same side in 2017.

Meanwhile, I will continue to hope for a reversal of the new IBB rules and a return to the traditional 4-pitch walk requirement in 2018.

A Baseball Integrity Council

Our baseball commissioners face a tough job: Do what’s best for the game without violating its integrity or misusing their own power for political reasons. I doubt that Solomon could handle that job without stepping into something they had not intended.

I’m not even sure now where the Commissioner sources his advisories on major baseball business, but it seems to me that some kind of rotating, limited term Baseball Integrity Council might be a good place to start.

Let’s say it’s an 8-person committee for a 4-year term of volunteer service.  These people could come from any strongly connected source in the greater baseball culture. They all would need to be aware of the game’s history and conscious of the difference between an integrity decision and a business decision. (The IBB change is an integrity issue; the cost of parking near a stadium is a business decision.)

On every integrity question facing a commissioner’s decision, each BIC member would provide a written statement to the commissioner. Then, even if he voted against the advice of them all, the commissioner would make the decision.

That is not the situation that exists now. Commissioner Manfred has access to the brightest minds in baseball, but these people aren’t going to necessarily provide him with the feedback he needs, if they aren’t sure how he’s going to react to their suggestions. – Did anyone bother to tell Manfred that he was messing with the integrity of the game when he changed the IBB rules? If not, at least one, or more, of these people is not giving Commissioner Manfred the counsel he needs. And, if they are not speaking up, it is because of their concerns for how a potential dispute with the Commissioner may effect their own relationship.

And, frankly, dear readers, everything that the previous paragraph covers sounds too much like Washington DC to be healthy.

At any rate, some kind of integrity council plan is worth further thought.

Thanks, Mark Wernick!

This column isn’t the one I thought I would write when I first heard from you about the IBB rules change, but it is the one that chose to write itself, thanks to your intellectual nudging. I shall leave the footnoted, citation presentations to those with a little different mind-set on writing.

Thanks for the goose.

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

 

 

Astros vs. Rangers Through Seven games

June 5, 2017

Jeff Banister, Manager
2017 Texas Rangers

Running and Gunning Through their First 7 Games in 2017 *

Astros —  Rangers
6-1 W-L 1-6
48 Runs 28
.288 Avg .218
16 HR 11
43 SO 92
29 BB 23
3.71 ERA 5.85

* Compliments of the Dallas Morning News, Sports Day, June 4, 2017

It’s a long season and anything can still happen. That being said, 2017, so far, is a lot more fun for Houston Astros fans and a much longer winding road for followers of the Texas Rangers, who now trail their Southeast Texas brethren by 15 full games  through their first 57 games that both clubs (Astros 41-16 and Rangers 26-31) each have played in the American League West this year to date.

As Astros fans, let’s just sit back and enjoy this dream season for as long as it lasts. Meanwhile, our deeply genuine thanks go out to Jeff Luhnow, A.J. Hinch, Jim Crane, and Reid Ryan, especially, for all they’ve each done to make it happen.

“Hello, there! I’m actor David Thewlis and I play the insanely sinister super villain V.M. Varga on the latest FX Network Series Version of Fargo. I’m not really Rangers manager Jeff Banister, but were I playing that fellow as the character I now portray on Fargo, there would be plenty of extra-legal things I could do to immediately help our Rangers club in the AL West. – I also sort of dashingly look and smile in ways that remind one of Jeff Banister too. …. Don’t you think?”

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Just Call ‘Em “Earnest Hinchesway”

June 3, 2017

Former Houston Buff Jim Basso and Ernest Hemingway

 

Ernest Hemingway
Compliments of the Jim Basso Collection

 

No, the 2017 Houston Astros aren’t the 1927 New York Yankees, but I’m now guessing they could bop with Ruth and Company pretty good if they played old “Murderers’ Row” as they did almost everyone else in May.

The guys adopted so well to manager A.J. Hinch’s appropriate pre-season slogan of “Earn It”  that it only took one-third of the season for them to have earned the “best team in baseball” call from all comers, far and wide. Indeed, these 2017 Astros are the most “earnest” about winning team that most of us older fans have ever seen. Bar none.

“Earnest” should be their most deserved team first name – leaving the “a” in the spelling – and leaving the door wide open for the completion of their 21st century-style team name for what it is by who they truly are as a remarkable club – and by an identity that comes close to conjuring up the image of a fellow who loved baseball, wrote passionately about it, and probably won more fights than all of the Murderers’ Row members combined over a variety of subjects.

Just call the 2017 Houston Astros by their fully earned and deserved team name for the all out passionate way they play the game in accord with their manager’s wishes.

Just call ’em “Earnest Hinchesway!”

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Bill Gilbert: Houston Astros Fly High in May

June 2, 2017

Bill Gilbert was a founding member of the Larry Dierker Chapter of SABR in Houston and he remains an active member today of the Rogers Hornsby Chapter of SABR in Austin. We are grateful to publish Bill Gilbert’s ongoing analysis of the Astros on a special monthly correspondent basis to The Pecan Park Eagle during the baseball season. Today we are pleased to present Bill’s impressions of the club’s progress in May of 2017. Please feel free to consult with Bill Gilbert by e-mail or comment here on matters pertaining to the Houston Astros.

 

Astros Fly High in May

By Bill Gilbert

The Houston Astros occupied uncharted territory in May winning 22 games while losing only 7. They started the month in first place in the AL West Division, 3 games ahead of the second place Los Angeles Angels and steadily increased their lead to finish the month 11 games ahead of the second place Texas Rangers. With a record of 38-16 at the end of May, they have won 5 more games than any other major league team.

There were many highlights in May including taking 3 games out of 4 from the Rangers, Yankees and Detroit Tigers, series sweeps against Atlanta, Miami, Baltimore and Minnesota and a comeback against the Twins from an 8-2 deficit in the 8th inning for a 16-8 win . The only stumble was a 3-game sweep by Cleveland at Minute Maid Park to start a 10 game home stand. However, the Astros quickly recovered to complete the home stand by winning 6 of the remaining 7 games and finished off the month by winning their last 7 games. In the month-ending series against Minnesota, the Astros scored a team record 40 runs in the 3-game series and finished the final game with 5 hitters in the starting lineup with slugging averages of .500 or better.

Building a lead this big so early in the season is quite unusual. A lead of 11 games would be much more secure if it were at the end of July, not the end of May. Astro fans that have been around as long as I have may remember July 4, 1979 when the Astros, in search of their first playoff appearance, held an 11 ½ game lead over the Cincinnati Reds in the National League West Division. However, when it was all over, the Reds came out on top by 1 ½ games.

How did the Astros get to such a lofty position? The best answer is a consolidated team effort. No Astro players are currently leading at their position in the All-Star Game voting (although some should be). Individually, few Astro players are found among the league leaders but the team is 1st or 2nd in the majors in most offensive categories:

Houston Astros Offensive Leadership Categories in May 2017

CATEGORY STAT/# MLB RANK COMMENT
Batting Average .277 1
On Base Percentage .345 T1 Tied with Washington
Slugging Average .466 2 First In NL
On Base + Slugging .811 2 First In NL
Runs  292 1
Home Runs    82 2 Behind Tampa Bay

While the offense was slightly below expectations in April averaging 4.48 runs per game, the team more than made up for it in May with 6.21 runs per game and a .500 slugging average. The entire lineup was productive in May led by Carlos Correa (.386, .457, and .673), 7 home runs and 26 RBIs and Marwin Gonzales (.382, .461, and .737) with 7 home runs and 22 RBIs.

Another significant change in the Astros’ offense is the reduction in batters striking out. For the last several years, the Astros have been among the leaders in striking out but in 2017, only the Red Sox have struck out less than the Astros. Meanwhile, Astros pitchers lead the major leagues in striking out opposing batters.

The pitching has remained strong despite losing three members of the five man starting rotation to the disabled list in May. Two of them, Charlie Morton and Joe Musgrove are still out. Dallas Keuchel was disabled because of a sore neck but only missed one start. Keuchel and Lance McCullers give the Astros a strong top of the rotation and the Club has won 18 of the 21 games they have started.

The starters ERA of 3.52 is the best in the American League and second only to the Cardinals in the majors and the relievers ERA of 3.44 ranks 7th in MLB. However, the starting rotation is thin and needs to be reinforced with another front line starter for the long haul.

The month of June begins with a series against the Texas Rangers, just as the month of May did. This time the games are in Arlington and will be followed later in the month by a 3-game series between the two teams in Houston. The Red Sox and Yankees will also appear in Houston in June.

At this point, the Astros are being widely acclaimed as the best team in baseball for the first time in their 56 year history. Will it last? The offense should remain strong but it is not realistic to expect it to remain at the level achieved in May. The pitching is highly dependent on the continued health and success of Keuchel and McCullers. The first two months have been great for the Astros but there is a lot of baseball yet to be played.

Bill Gilbert

billcgilbert@sbcglobal.net

6/2/17

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Take Me Out To the ‘Stros Game

June 1, 2017

A familiar scene in 2017. As is the quiet, but forceful presence of Manager A. J. Hinch (#14) and the even less visible personal presence in the long time work of General Manager Jeff Luhnow and the decision-making of owner Jim Crane that is making “2017” a season to remember for Astros Nation, regardless of how it concludes. Over the normal season of play in our personal lives, how many of us get to put 70% of everything we do in the “W” column by the time our last sunrise dawns upon us? The 2017 Astros don’t have to win ’em all. They just need to win that last best 4 games of 7 series that’s always played between the two pennant winners of the American and National Leagues to add “supremely happy” as the star at the top of our 2017 Houston Astros baseball memories tree.

Take Me Out To the ‘Stros Game *

By Bill McCurdy

  • Our humble version of the 2017 version of  “Take Me Out To the ‘Stros Game” – as experienced by those of us Astros fans, especially, who have been waiting for this moment since April 10, 1962, but also embraced in delirium delight by Houston MLB fans of all ages.

VERSE I

Katy Casey – was Astros mad.
Had the fever – and had it bad;
Just to root – for the Houston crew,
Ev’ry name – Katy knew.
On a Saturday – her young beau
Called to see – if she’d like – to go,
To see a show – but Miss Katy said,
“No, I’ll tell you what you can do.”

CHORUS (To the Melody of “Take Me Out to the Ball Game”):

“Take me out – to the ball game,
Take me out – with the crowd.
Buy me some nachos – and junction jacks,
I don’t care if I’m – trapped on the tracks,
Let me root – root – root – for the Astros,
If they – don’t win – it’s a shame,
When it’s one – two – three strikes – they’re out,
At the old – ball – game.”

VERSE II

Katy Casey – saw all the games,
Knew – the players by – their first names;
Told the umpire he was wrong,
All along – good and strong.
When the score was just – two to two,
Katy Casey – knew what – to do,
Just – to cheer up the boys – she knew,
She made the gang sing – this song:

CHORUS (To the Melody of “Take Me Out to the Ball Game”):

“Let’s all SHOUT – praise LOUD – for our – Jose,
And then ROAR – young George – at ‘em – too.
REMEMBER two Carlos guys – AS you cheer,
Ask Marwin Marvel to – SWAT – you – a – beer,
DON’T forget – to TRUST – Tiger – Alex,
As Yuli – and other bats BREW,
For it’s ONE – TWO – THREE strikes – foes FALL,
To the Dal-las – K – CREW! – BOO! HOO!”

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

The Rallybird of Minute Maid Park

May 30, 2017

Once Upon a Time, on the Saturday night prior to Memorial Day, a brave little grackle named Rallybird decided to have dinner in downtown Houston. The spunky small bird was fearless. Naturally, with the roof open at Minute Maid Park, the creepy, crawly delicacies of a big league game active infield quickly became Ral’s first pick as the best place he could go to peck away the night.

It didn’t take long for Rallybird to both assert his casual “don’t bother me none” attitude as he calmly strolled under the arch of 90 MPH pitches and 105 MPH batted balls as he also dined on the nourishment he pulled dragging from the lush green grass. And, as the Astros scored a cushion run to pad their lead to 5-2, shouts of “Go Rallybird” seemed even to have emboldened the little guy to expose more of his own fan bias for the Astros over the Orioles. – We all could see the risk that Ral was taking. – One hard body slam from a a batted or pitched ball and it was going to be “Bye Bye Birdie” on the spot.

Rallybird turned out to be an Astros on-the-field bench jockey: “Hey! Orioles pitcher! Are you any kin to that soccer ball in the old Tom Hanks plane crash survivor movie? …. “Hey! Orioles pitcher! Do you ever feel like you’re losing control of the ball just as you get to the release point?”

“Hey, Dumbo Bird! – I’m going to throw my chewing gum at you! VAMANOS!” …. That’s what Orioles infielder Manny Machado (right) seems to have been saying as he actually did throw his chewing gum at Rallybird. (Rallybird never flinched. After briefly glancing at Machado, Ral simply went back to checking out the grass near 3rd base.

Rallybird Responds to Manny Machado’s gum toss with a serious question: “Does this mean that you’d like a little grackle mayonnaise shipment delivered to both your driver’s side windshield and your car’s front door handle as soon as you get back to Baltimore? I have friends back east that can make that happen anytime I give them the word.”

Follow the arrow and you will see the feint figure 0f Rallybird. He’s now coaching 3rd base for the Astros after the Machado gum and grackle mayo stand-down.

Because of his diminutive size, 3rd base coach Rallybird at one point had to move into an usual position just to make sure his “increase your lead” sign was picked up by 2nd base runner, Jose Altuve. Altuve later smiled about the sign he was given: “I thought the pointed bird step and beak toward 3rd base was pretty crafty stuff. If he had put his head down and left the foot still extended toward 3rd, that would have been the green light signal to go for it.”

By the time the game ended in another joyous victory for the exciting 2017 Houston Astros, little Rallybird was long gone from the scene – without a parting ovation for his proud and sturdy presence and his formidably courageous direct contribution to the diminution of “worm burner candidates” at Minute Maid Park. We shall never forget how he stood up to Manny Muchado of the Baltimore Orioles and his bubble gum blow off attempt – and how Astro fans booed the Oriole slugger for his insensitive and bullish attempt to chase little Rallybird away from the dinner table.

Come back and see us again sometime, Ral! And, by the way, you didn’t happen to stowaway with the Astros for their Marvel Comics win over the Minnesota Twins this Memorial Day, did you?

Astros Rallybird
Minute Maid Park
A Saturday Superhero
Saturday, May 27, 2017
“Sometimes Once is Forever.”

Hello, Birdie
No need to miss us so;
Hello, Birdie,
There’s no need to go!

You brought sunshine,
It followed you this way;
No tears, Birdie,
Come on home to stay.

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Happy Memorial Day, 2017

May 28, 2017

To My Own Uncle Carroll
In Honor of All Who Served!
Major Carroll Houston Teas
Pilot / Pacific Theater
UNITED STATES ARMY AIR CORP
1941-1945
Happy Memorial Day, 2017!

 

My Uncle Carroll served the entire Pacific Theater as the pilot of a South Pacific inter-island supply plane. He finally came home paralyzed for life from a strain of polio that he contracted while stationed in New Guinea. He died in 1964 from complications of the original disease, but he will never fade from our loving memory of his healing presence in our lives. Thanks to all of you for your great military service to America on this Memorial Day 2017! Our beautiful nation and its freedoms could not last for long without you!

 

 

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Memorial Day 1956 Movie Thoughts

May 28, 2017

Paul Newman
‘The Rack”
1952

In the 1956 poorly named movie, “The Rack”, a young Paul Newman plays a US Army Captain returning from Korea as both a Silver Star winner and an accused collaborator with the enemy during his finishing stay in a concentration camp. From the way it struck me from a first viewing on TCM this Memorial Day Saturday, something like “Heroic Demise” really might’ve worked better.

The movie struck a chord with Memorial Day, but it also landed upon a major theme of pain that people have been bringing to my office in spades for close to fifty years:

We’re talking here about the pain of some unresolved regret a person may have been carrying with them for much of their lives for a critical choice they made years earlier about career, marriage, family, finance, friendship, or whatever.

At the end of the movie, Newman is found guilty of helping the Chinese captors and has accepted responsibility for his failure to overcome personal selfishness. I have taken the liberty of expanding his mostly soldier-context parting speech and taken it further than he did in his efforts to show how the lesson applies to all of us:

Here are what Newman’s writers and I came up with together:

“Everyone has a moment in life in which they have to choose. If he or she chooses right, it is then a moment of magnificence. If he or she chooses wrong, then it is a moment of regret that will stay with them for the rest of their lives.

 “I wish that everyone could feel as I do now. Because if they did, they would then know what it feels like to be a man who sold himself short – and who lost that personal moment of magnificence forever.

 “I pray to God that others shall recognize their own moment of magnificence when it is the next opportunity resting before them – and choose well. The penalty for not doing so – because of whatever selfish motivation gets in the way at the time – is the implantation of an irresolvable state of regret in the tar pits of the mind of – something or someone – that is forever now missing from your life.”

Based upon Paul Newman’s character in the movie ‘The Rack’.

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 I would never suggest that all regret is resolvable. In the movie, in fact, Newman’s character quickly does away with any defense based upon the idea that his Chinese Communist characters had mind-washed him into it. He did it because he had missed the opportunity to make the magnificent decision to stand up to them. His regret would be forever. His years of incarceration at home would be justified, but even those would never make up for what he had lost in the process.

In many instances, however, we do have the power to rid ourselves of much garbage about the past if we are both willing to take as much responsibility for our own actions – and if we are willing to make amends for any harm we may have created by something we did – or failed to do – a very long time ago.

We are all human. And none of us are perfect. But try hard to remember too: (1) We cannot be guaranteed forgiveness by others; we only control our ability to seek it, when to do so, will not simply hurt others or make things worse; and (2) We have to be equally capable of holding ourselves accountable as we are about forgiving ourselves in the name of human frailty. Otherwise, all’s a waste of time and energy.

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 Happy Memorial Day Weekend

To All the Military Men and Women

Who Serve Our Beautiful USA!

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

 

An Imaginary Baseball Theme Horse Race Musical

May 26, 2017

“….and down the stretch they come!!!”

 

Once Upon a Fictional Eve, in a variation of our own three-dimensional Houston, a place known in its own warp-of-time setting as Houstonia is preparing for its own true version of the fourth great American horse race – The Houstonia Baseball Memorial at Crawford Avenue Downs. Each first June Saturday, The Houstonia Baseball Memorial features the best eight horses in the world with names that wreak of great baseball history. This year, at 3:00 PM on Saturday, June 3, 2017, the field will include these great ones:

 #1/8 Great Balls of Four

Owner: Bill Veeck of St. Louis, MO

Trainer: Zach Taylor

Jockey: Eddie Gaedel

Notes: Short on experience. Short period.

Morning Line: 25-1

 

#3 Sultan of Swat

Owner: Jacob Ruppert of New York, NY

Trainer: Ed Barrow

Jockey: Miller Huggins

Notes: Responds poorly to swats.

Morning Line: 3-1

 

#5 Five Not So Easy Pieces

Owner: Joe DiMaggio

Trainers: Baseball, Life, Marilyn Monroe,

Fan Adulation, and His Own Exalted Ego

Jockey: Joe DiMaggio

Notes: Greatest living player in his own mind.

Morning Line: 75-1

 

#10 Cuba Carrot Cap Cool

Owner: The Houston Astros

Trainer: A.J. Hinch

Jockey: Yuli Gurriel

Notes: Wearing cap, he’s age 33. Without cap, he’s 13.

Morning Line: 15-1

 

#13 Sacrifice Fly

Owner: Jeff Goldblum of Sleepy Hollow, NY

Trainer: Washington Irving

Jockey: Ichabod Crane

Notes: Often loses head; gives up too much.

Morning Line: 70-1

 

#24 Toy Cannon

Owner: Jimmy Wynn of Rosharon, TX

Trainer: Jimmy Wynn

Jockey: Jimmy Wynn

Notes: Exploding from the gate, the rest is fate.

Morning Line: 2-1

 

#29 Human Rain Delay

Owner: Mike Hargrove of Perryton, TX

Trainer: Mike Hargrove

Jockey: Mike Hargrove

Notes: Time, Ump. Gotta scratch.

Morning Line: 5-9

 

#33 The Great Scott

Owner: Drayton McLane of Temple, TX

Trainer: Roger Craig

Jockey: Mike Scott

Notes: The horse that split-fingered the world.

Morning Line: 3-5

Fortunately, we were able to retain three of the musical race touts at Sam Houston Race Track to rap a little “Fugue for the Tinhorns” recommendation for whom we should pick in this race for the ages.

If you know the music from “Guys and Dolls”, you will also know exactly how each of their picks sounds as a sung and sold chorus on the favorites of these three characters of the sub-culture.

We’ll let the boys serenade you from here as we hurry as best we can for our nightly reality check in time at the OK Corral Hotel.

Where’s that place, you ask? Why it’s down at the end of Lonely Street in Houstonia – very near the track – and the only place we ever stay whenever we choose to warp over to our beautiful sister city for events like the big June 3rd race.

We’ll leave things at that for now and turn things over to the boys that want to sing you into picking the big race winner. We’ll catch you down the road.

Some other time. Some other road.

“Fugue for the Tinhorns”

 NICELY-NICELY:

I got the horse right here
He says it’s “Cannon” clear
And he’s a guy that says if the weather’s clear
Can do, can do, this guy says the “Toy” can do
If he says the horse can do, can do, can do.

 BENNY:

I’m pickin’ “29”, ’cause on the morning line
A guy has got him figured at five to nine
Has chance, has chance, this guy says the horse has chance
if he says the horse has chance, has chance, has chance.

RUSTY CHARLIE:

My good friend, Epitaph, touts Scott by more than half
According to this here in the Telegraph
“Big Threat” – “Big Threat”
This guy calls “Great Scott” – “Big Threat”
If he calls the horse “Big Threat”,
Big Threat, Big Threat.

ALL:

Toy Cannon! …. Human Rain Delay! …. Great Scott!

We got your winning HORSE …. RIGHT …. HERE!!!

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Time to Celebrate Astros’ Carrot Top

May 25, 2017

Two Smiling Carrot Tops
ROOTS TV Broadcasters
Todd Kalas and Mike Stanton

Tomorrow night, Friday, May 26, 2017, the Houston Astros will celebrate the next unusual hairstyle on their roster when they pass out 10,000 of these “Yuli” Gurriel rally caps to fans attending the first game of the weekend Baltimore Orioles series at Minute Maid Park. ROOTS TV game caller Todd Kalas and analyst Mike Stanton rolled out the models pictured here Wednesday night, whetting the appetites of those fans who just can’t wait to add an attractive alternative to their “Keuchel’s Korner” black beard hangers – although, we assume that some radically inclined fans may now choose to wear both on nights when Dallas Keuchel pitches and Yuli Gurriel plays first base.

Perhaps, the Astros will consider renaming a small fan section near the first base side in honor of dear Yuli. They could call it “The Carrot Patch” – giving power to this haircut’s ability to transform the wearer into something that resembles a a bi-pedaling human carrot. It’s the orange hair and the orange reflection on the face that seals the deal on this special carrot stalker look. Gurriel does it really well.

“Glad to have you with me tonight, Mike!” ~ Todd Kalas

The style also possesses a definite “Fountain of Youth” quality to it. – With his cap in place, Yuri Gurriel looks like the mature, nearly 33-year old guy he actually is. Let him knock a homer, or some other kind of walk-off Astros victory hit, and the cap goes rolling away under the congratulatory body slaps from euphoric teammates.

And Yuri Gurriel goes instantly from his first image as a capped serious-looking early 30s guy into a giggling, blushing 13-year old teen in a flat-out nanosecond – and one who just seems to be looking for a quiet, private place to relax in the worst of all possible places – the TV-covered bench of a winning MLB club.

The carrot topped hair does its aging magic every time.

“Are you sure this isn’t why Blummer couldn’t be here?” ~ Mike Stanton

Once the Astros get involved in using a player’s hair-style in their gate promotion plans, we imagine that the club would be more than a little disappointed if Yuri Gurriel showed up for work tomorrow with a brand new burr haircut.

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle