AL Wild Card: Down the Stretch They Come

September 6, 2016
9/06/2046: Washington Nationals Manger A.J. Hinch Addresses his pennant-contending club:: "Now listen to me. you guys, I'm old now to remember the great '16 Astros that pulled off that big win back in the day. Now listen to me tight and I'm going to tell you straight and simple what you gotta have!"

9/06/2046: Washington Nationals Manager A.J. Hinch addresses his pennant-contending club:: “Now listen to me. you guys, I’m old enough  now to remember the great 2016 Astros that pulled off that big win back in the day. – Now you listen to me real tight and I’m going to tell you straight and simple what you gotta have to pull off your own miracle!”

 

AL Wild Card: Down the Stretch They Come!

As we close Labor Day, 4 of the 5 serious competitors for the two Wild Card spots in the AL Playoffs (Boston, Baltimore, Detroit and Houston)  have 25 games left to play. The New York Yankees have 26 dates left on the schedule.

The following graphic shows where they all stand going into Tuesday for the WC#1 and WC#2 spots, plus the raw numbers on many games they have left to play head-to-head against each other til the fast approaching end to this season:

Wild Card Races Through All Games of Labor Day, 9/05/2016

Table One: Wild Card Chasers By Season Won-Lost Records To Date

IN RACE W L PCT. GB/WC#1 GB/WC#2
Boston 76 61 .555 Leader + 1.0
Baltimore 75 62 .547 – 1.0 Co-Leader
Detroit 75 62 .547 – 1.0 Co-Leader
Houston 73 64 .533 – 3.0 – 2.0
New York 71 65 .522 – 4.5 – 3.5

Table Two: Wild Cards Left By Games With Each Other

IN WC RACE GAMES LEFT WC#1 WC#2 BOS BAL DET HOU NYY
Boston 25 LEADS + 1.0 X 0 7 0 7
Baltimore 25 – 1.0 C0-LEADS 7 X 3 0 3
Detroit 25 – 1.0 C0-LEADS 0 3 X 0 0
Houston 25 – 3.0 – 2.0 0 0 0 X 0
New York 26 – 4.5 – 3.5 7 0 3 0 X

What’s Obvious?

  1. The Red Sox play 14 of their 25 remaining games against the Orioles and Yankees. They have the best chance to win or lose their place in direct competition with the other candidates.
  2. The Astros have no games left with any of their direct rivals. They must win out against this “first-place” club string they are now facing – and keep winning against the lesser competition that follows. If the Astros hit mediocrity now with their weaker pitching and streaky hitting, one or more of the other clubs could beat them out with a hot streak and there will be nothing the ‘Stros can do about it.
  3. Boston, Baltimore, and New York have the opportunity for one them getting hot and becoming unstoppable. Or, they could simply all go mediocre and knock each other out of the picture.
  4. Detroit has one 3-game series with the Orioles and 4-games with AL leader Cleveland, but an otherwise clear shot at grabbing a place in the posts against lesser lights. They do catch the streaky Royals, but they get then at home. The rest of the way they feast on the likes of the Twins and the Braves.

What’s Not Obvious?

Kansas City (4.0 GB) and Seattle (5.0 GB) also are still in the picture for the WC #2 spot, so each could make some noise before things are done, but they are the only remaining AL clubs with winning records that deserve any dark horse consideration among the teams that have yet to be mathematically eliminated. The club after them the Chicago White Sox has a losing record and is 10 games back from any WC # 2 possibility – and facing the very high probability that at least one of the contenders far ahead of them will come through to take last last prized spot.

Bottom Line for Now?

We shall still have to see what happens next. Being this close to a mathematical possibility this late in the season, however, and in spite of all our well known problems with this 2016 Astros club, September, under these circumstances, is usually when my rational and measured doubt shifts into sandlot gear and I warp to “C’mon, guys! We can do it!”

“C’mon, 2016 Astros! We can do it! Just put your heart into every swing, run, slide, throw, and catch – and let’s get it done!”

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

UH Alum Matlosz Evaluates OU Win Stars

September 5, 2016
Don Matlosz (L) and Bill McCurdy in a 2011 visit at the UH central campus in 2011.

UH Alums Don Matlosz (L) and Bill McCurdy in a 2011 visit at the UH central campus in 2011.

Yesterday’s Eagle game column on the six most important games in UH Cougar football history is followed today by a field report from Dr. Don Matlosz, a mid-1960’s UH graduate whom I later befriended as a co-worker when we both passed through tours of service as professional staff at the Texas Research Institute of Mental Sciences. We both later obtained doctoral degrees from the University of Texas Health Science Center at Houston. Matlosz went from UT into academia. He now resides in California where he has served for many years as a member of the faculty at Fresno State University.  My career path took me into private practice and some adjunct teaching here in Houston, but Don and I have remained close friends in absentia, which, as Don would probably tell you, is a state of the mind located just east of Abyssinia.

Matlosz thinks that abstractedly, making use of  losing hinged ideas and similar sounding names to underscore whatever point he may be trying to make at the time.

Confused? – Don’t believe me? Then please read the following e-mail that Dr. Matlosz sent me yesterday in his joyful critique of our UH victory over OU on Saturday, September 3, 2016. If you know something about football strategies, and if you can catch the brass ring you will need to follow the circularity of the good doctor’s train of thought, you may be surprised to conclude that he’s pretty right in everything he notes.

One more advisory: Never try to read or listen to the mind and soul of Dr. Donald Matlosz without a sense of humor and appreciation for the oblique reality that some lessons in life are best learned sideways and out of the box. Besides, the guy hails originally from New Jersey. Take that into account too.

Here’s the Matlosz Brief Evaluation of the Resurgent UH Cougar Football Program:

Dr. Don Matlosz UH Undergraduate Alumnus Professor Fresno State University

Dr. Don Matlosz
UH Undergraduate Alumnus
Professor
Fresno State University

  1. UH Defensive Coordinator Todd Orlando and the UH defense has been spectacular against 6 top 25 teams (Navy-Temple-Memphis-E Carolina-Florida State-Oklahoma) He is better than Tony Orlando & Dawn any day. Defensive Tackle Ed Oliver (6’2”, 290 lbs.) is a monster and better than Lawrence Olivier but not better than Simon Bolivar.
  2. The UH Special Teams were exceptional against OU. Kick Returner/Corner Back Brandon “Justin” Wilson (The guy who ran a failed OU field goal attempt back 109 yards for a Cougar TD) is a tremendous weapon as a kick returner-safety-running back. In the NFL, he would be a franchise player. The kicking game was outstanding, with clutch field goals and great punts. Brandon Wilson is better than Woodrow Wilson and faster than Willie Wilson.
  3. The offense was very good in the first half and too conservative in the second half. Following the OU fumble at mid-field, it was time to go for the knockout punch and end the game with a big play. Against Florida State. the edges were attacked. Against OU, the Cougars wasted to many forays up the middle with quarterback runs. Going conservative put the UH defense under more pressure. I am happy with only one turnover (that unfortunate fumble in the end zone by UH on first and goal from the one yard line). UH Running Back Duke Catalon (6’0”, 210 lbs.) is better than Duke Wayne and the Duke of Earl. UH Quarterback Greg Ward threw very well and, therefore, is better than Fred Ward and Ward Bond.

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Thanks again, Dr. D! Now sabbatical yourself to Houston sometime this autumn and we’ll go see the new “H-Town Take Over” Cougars like old times made new!

Regards, Dr. B

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

 

 

Biggest UH Football Wins (Now Revised)

September 4, 2016
Final Sscore NRG Stadium September 3, 2016

Final Score
NRG Stadium
September 3, 2016

 

Those of you who know that I am a 1960 graduate of UH and a loyal follower of the Cougars since their 1946 first football season will also know that my house is a very happy one this morning. Now my son, Casey McCurdy, and I have added to our Cougar fan resumes that we were also eyewitnesses to UH’s 33-23 win over OU yesterday morning, 9/03/16, at NRG Stadium here in Houston. We also saw the game with good friends, Sam Quintero and Sam Quintero, Jr., who are each connected as strongly to UH as we are. Sam, Jr. himself, in fact, is now a UH undergraduate and “Dr. Sam”, a 1972 UH graduate, has been an active member of the UH faculty at the School of Optometry for the past 44 years. Sam Senior and I are both Houston kids from the north side and east end that were able to get our undergraduate college educations because there was a place for us as working class young people at a welcoming and fine seat of learning available to each of us at a place called The University of Houston.

“In Time” is our UH motto. “In Time”, people like elder Sam and me have lived long enough to say thank you, UH. “In Time”, UH has grown to be a Tier One Academic university, now serving the world as America’s second most ethnically diverse student bodies. And, “In Time”, UH now steps forth too as a program of athletics that is second to none in recent infrastructural improvements, financial commitment, and playing field accomplishments. Thank you Chancellor/President Renu Khator, Board of Regents Chair Tillman Fertitta, Vice-President of Athletics, Hunter Yurachek, Head Football Coach Tom Herman, Head Basketball Coach Kelvin Sampson, and Head Baseball Coach Todd Whitting, and all you other too-many-to-mention-people for your leadership and hard work  across the board.  “In Time”, your passionate efforts and the fan support of Cougar Nation has made what happened yesterday the most important moment in Houston collegiate football history.

“In Time” is now “Our Time” – and there is no going back from here.

Center Smiling Sam, Jr. and Sam Quintero, Sr. UH Cougars September 3, 2016

Center Smiling
Sam, Jr. and Sam Quintero, Sr.
UH Cougars Family Forever
September 3, 2016

“Our Time” is not measured by never losing another game again. It is a time best measured by the words that Cougar Football Coach Tom Herman used yesterday after the 33-23 UH win over OU, when asked if the victory was a “statement game” for UH. “We were prepared to win, “Herman said, “we expected to win and we trained to win. It wasn’t about making a statement. It was just about going 1-0 in the first week of the season and starting the 2016 season off on the right foot.”

A reader’s first impression may flirt with the idea that Herman is  simply using coach-speak in denial of how important an opening game UH win over a No. 3 ranked OU was over opening with a blowout win over a club like next week’s Cougar foe, Lamar. We admit. We struggled with that conclusion until we slept on it and awoke today to read it anew in the Houston Chronicle. The light inside Tom’s wisdom shone through full force.

Bill and  Casey McCurdy The Pecan Park Eagle & Son UH Cougar Family September 3, 2016

Bill and Casey McCurdy
The Pecan Park Eagle & Son
UH Cougar Family Forever
September 3, 2016

Herman wasn’t saying that the OU win wasn’t important or special. He was saying that the Cougars didn’t need to beat OU to make a statement about how good they are. They already know how good they are. They played to win because that is the reason they play the games – to win, when winning proves possible. And they already knew prior to the game that beating OU was not only possible, but doable. Winning their opening game  was the Cougars’ intentional objective, no matter who stood in opposition to that idea across the line. If that actual accomplishment of winning the game resulted in other people being impressed, so be it. We’ll take it. The fact of their central intention doesn’t change. – The Cougars play to win – not to impress.

Or, as Coach Tom Herman might explain it: “It’s the UH Cougar Culture commitment to why they play each game. The goal is to win with a team that believes in themselves and their ability to beat any opponent they play.

He seems to have been a Cougar Super Power Fan, but we are glad his help was not needed. We are not sure how well his particular super powers might have been effected by the beer he had been drinking during the game.

He seems to have been a Cougar Super Power Fan, but we are glad his help was not needed. We are not sure how well his particular super powers might have been effected by the beer he had been drinking during the game.

Here’s our Pecan Park Eagle Short List of the Greatest Football Wins in UH Cougar History:

  1. UH 33 – OU 23 (2016) Personally speaking, we rank the UH win over OU yesterday as  the greatest in Cougar history because of it what it potentially delivers.A vault to near or in next week’s Top Ten with an entire season to move into contention for the NCAA Playoffs and a possible spot in the National Championship Game. If that were to happen, it was all made possible or impossible by the outcome of yesterday’s OU-UH outcome.
  2. UH 38 – Florida Sate 14 (2015) UH’s win in the Peach Bowl over nationally ranked Florida State was the lock on the door of their most successful season in history and the signature on their inclusion at #15 in the 2016 pre-season poll horse they road into their season opener against Oklahoma.
  3. UH 37 – Michigan State 7 (1967) With Wondrous Warren McVea running wild, the Cougar defense playing like a steel curtain, and all of it taking place in East Lansing. MI on the home field of the nationally top-ten-ranked Michigan State Spartans, the win vaulted UH into the national spotlight for the first time and into a #3 spot in the following week’s Top Ten. Sadly, the Top Ten stay was brief, as UH lost two weeks later as the #2 team to North Carolina State in the Astrodome. Going into the 10th and last game of the ’67 season, UH still ranked #10 with a 7-2 record, but that was lost too when the Cougars fell to Tulsa on the road in their final game of the season. The only thing that stayed was the national awareness of UH as the team that crushed Michigan State at home.
  4. UH 30 – TEXAS 0. (1976) In their first season as a member of the Southwest Conference, UH went to Austin and shutout the UT in the last year of the great Darrell Royal‘s magical time at the helm as Coach of the Longhorns. The UH win ironically proved Royal’s support of the Cougars for membership in the old SWC and set the tone for UH winning or tying for the SWC championship in three of their first four seasons. It should be noted for complete historical accuracy that UT running back Earl Campbell was unavailable for play on this beautiful red autumn day in Austin because of injury, but that’s life, right? The win helped UH go on to their fourth major historical win the following January 1st.
  5. UH 30 – Maryland 21 (1977) Although the Cougars had gone 4-1-1 in their six previous lesser bowls, starting with a Gene Shannon-led 26-21 win over Dayton in the 1952 Salad Bowl, this 1977 Cotton Bowl victory was the first Cougar victory in one of the four major bowls. It also elevated UH to their highest final season ranking in history at # 4.
  6. UH 17 – Nebraska 14 (1980) The Cougars finished a 0ne-loss season with a dramatic late 4th quarter score over national power Nebraska, allowing UH to finish with a #5 final ranking. It was the icing on the cake in the year of of the UH “Mad Dog Defense” with Mad Bulldog Babe McCurdy on the Cotton Bowl sidelines, growling the Cougars to victory, even running on the field without permission when the Cougars scored the ultimately winning touchdown pass fro QB Terry Elston to WR Eric Herring.
Beautiful NRG Stadium - where a blended sea of 71,000 Cougar and  Sooner fans turned out for battle of teo football titans on Opening Day, 2016.

Beautiful NRG Stadium – where a blended sea of 71,000 UH Cougar and OU Sooner fans turned out for a battle between two  eager and win-hungry football titans on the Opening Weekend of the 2016 college football season.

Thank you, 2016 Cougars, for this delicious day of celebration for those of us who care – and thank you, especially, for making all the years of my life a lot more deeply immersed in the stirred and inseparably mixed dish of love, loyalty, pain, and pleasure.

Eat ‘Em Up, Coogs! – The Pecan Park Eagle.

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

 

Bill Gilbert: Astros Remain in Wild Card Hunt

September 3, 2016
Analyst and Commentator on the Astros for The Pecan Park Eagle has some smiling hopeful things to say about the club's performance in August 2016.

Analyst and Commentator on the Astros for The Pecan Park Eagle is among those of us who sees the next 13 games against 1st place teams as make or break time for the 2016 Astros.

Astros Remain in Wild Card Contention in August

By Bill Gilbert

 

The Houston Astros compiled a record of 16-13 in August bringing the season total to 71-62. They have the 8th best record in the American League, 8 ½ games behind the Division Leading Texas Rangers and one game behind the Detroit Tigers and the Baltimore Orioles for the second wild card slot. They have virtually no chance to win the Division but remain in contention for the final wild card. However, it will take a much better month in September to get there.

In my report last month, I outlined five things that the Astros must do to have a chance to win the Division. Unfortunately, they only did one.

  1. Dallas Keuchel must regain his 2015 Cy Young form. He had his best month of the season, winning 3 of his 5 starts. However, he was hit hard in the other two and has not had the consistency he displayed last year. In one of his five starts, he was down 5-0 in the second inning when the game was rained out.
  2. Alex Bregman must show he can hit major league pitching. He did, raising his batting average from .045 at the end of July to .237 at the end of August while hitting 5 home runs and batting .274 for the month.
  3. The team must get more offense from players other than Jose Altuve, George Springer and Carlos Correa. Evan Gattis had a good month, hitting .311 with 5 home runs and a slugging average of .544, but the rest of the regulars continued to be largely unproductive.
  4. They must cut down on blown saves. Ken Giles was 6 for 6 as the closer, but the rest of the relief corps was 1 for 4.
  5. They must find a way to beat the Texas Rangers. They lost 2 out of 3 to the Rangers in early August at home and have two more series with them in September.

The team was very streaky in August. They started the month by losing 5 out of 7 at home to Toronto and Texas before a 4-game winning streak on the road followed by a 5 game losing streak. They then finished the month by winning 10 of 12.

The schedule in September is extremely tough at the start. The first 13 games are all against first place teams starting with the Rangers in Arlington for three games followed by a trip to Cleveland for a four game series. The Chicago Cubs then come to Houston for three games followed by the Rangers for three more. The schedule gets easier at that point with the remaining 16 games all against the three West Coast members of the AL West Division.

In August, Altuve again led the Astros with a batting average of .333 which actually lowered his season average. Newcomer, Yulieski Gourriel, from Cuba, started strong, batting .318 in his first 8 games. The top of the lineup was very productive. Springer scored 25 runs and Bregman scored 23 while Altuve drove in 27 and Correa drove in 23. Two of the team’s top power hitters, Luis Valbuena and Colby Rasmus, missed essentially the entire month with injuries and Valbuena is out for the season. Rasmus is back playing in September.

It was an up and down month for pitching. The Clubs best pitcher in July, Lance McCullers, went down with a shoulder injury after his first start in August. His status for September is not yet known. He was replaced in the rotation by rookie prospect, Joe Musgrove, who had three good starts and two bad ones. Astros pitchers allowed a batting average of .259 in August, slightly above the league average but gave up only 55 walks, lowest in MLB while striking out 274, highest in MLB, for an outstanding strikeout to walk ratio of 4.98.

The Astros scored 4.76 runs per game in August and allowed 4.31. For the season, they have scored 4.56 runs per game and allowed 4.17. The team ERA is 3.90 for the season compared to the major league average of 4.20.

The Rangers and the Astros took different approaches at the trade deadline in preparation for the stretch run. As they did successfully last year, the Rangers traded prospects for All-Stars, Jonathan Lucroy and Carlos Beltran, and signed Carlos Gomez after he was released by the Astros. Gomez didn’t hit a home run for the Rangers until his first at-bat and then went 0 for 16 before hitting a grand slam in his 7th game while batting .160. General Manager, Jeff Luhnow, of the Astros resisted the temptation to trade Bregman and their minor league power pitchers for immediate help, relying on Gurriel and Bregman to help the offense. Another veteran starting pitcher would have made the Astros job less difficult.

We should know in about 2 weeks if the Astros will repeat as a wild card entry in post season playoff competition.

 

Bill Gilbert

billcgilbert@sbcglobal.net

9/2/16

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

 

 

More Important Than Making the Playoffs

September 2, 2016

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What could be more important than the Astros making the AL playoffs, UH scorching OU, UT thumping Notre Dame, the Aggies saving Coach Kevin Sumlin’s job by whipping UCLA, the NBA Rockets turning into a winner behind a new old coach and James Harden, their expensive “Lone Star”, or the NFL Texans finally finding the quarterback who will lead them to the Super Bowl? Here are a few possibilities:

  1. Finding cures for all the various forms of cancer – and then finding a way for cancer survivors to afford living out those extra years that these medicines have made possible?
  2. Finding a way to keep the drug companies from choking on the profits from all these prescribed medications that are keeping us alive longer?
  3. Getting Congress to amend the Social Security laws and policies that have made it possible for our forced participation in this government retirement plan that then taxes us again on the money we withdraw from the program at retirement?
  4. Asking Congress to explain and amend the federal election culture that makes it possible for them to vote salary, medical, and retirement benefits for themselves that, when compared to us everyday taxpaying private citizens, are about as different from us as the 1927 New York Yankees were from the 1927 St. Louis Browns?
  5. Ending racism in all forms for the genuinely first and last time?
  6. Establishing respect for law and order as essential to the development, maintenance, and growth of civilization?
  7. Commitment to the education of our children through programs  that even take the study of history to a level of passionate interest for all  the right reasons?
  8. Growth in our understanding that, when we each give each other the right to be different from us, we open the door to a clearer vision of what we each share in common?
  9. Finding a better way to elect our American President that will be more attractive to qualified candidates that are neither ego-power-driven crooks or crazies?
  10. Making our peace with the three questions that ride with us throughout our human lifetimes: Why am I here? What do I do now? And what happens to me when I die?
  11. Resolving all those questions about our existence in ways that do not conclude with the idea that we are here to kill all others who are either not us – or exactly like us?
  12. How does the way we presently use our time help or hurt our direct pursuit of our own “beyond-ego” passions in life?
  13. In all the ways it manifests, how is Love more important than Hate as an item of greater importance than any item on any list our human minds can produce?

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

 

AL 2016 Wild Card Race: 9/01/16

September 1, 2016

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With the 2016 Houston Astros, they seem to be going the way of the cat with nine lives. Every time we think they’re done, they ain’t – very much also the heart of Yogi’s greatest wisdom; it simply “ain’t over til it’s over.”  Today’s series sweep in a comeback win over the A’s, 4-3, now pulls the club to within only one game of a lead in the 2nd wild card spot that the Orioles and Tigers now occupy in a tie.  If the Houston boys are to continue streaking, passing both the O’s and Tigers for the 2nd WC spot along the way, they will be in a position to make the playoffs without being at the mercy of anyone else. The “glass is half empty” perspective on that same hope is that they now move into consecutive series five consecutive series against three division leading teams and a total of 13 consecutive games against the Rangers (3 in Houston), Indians (4 in Cleveland), the Cubs (3 in Chicago), and the Rangers again (3 in Arlington) – and all of these games will be played with no days off in between – and no starts from the injured Lance McCullers. It could settle a lot our new hope issues in two weeks, but, with only 29 games left now on the Astros’ schedule, we can’t expect miracles to keep happening if we fall into another hole over the next  13 contests. By the time the club finishes with this 2016 version of Murderers’ Row clubs on their late season schedule, only 16 games shall remain to be played once they are either done – or undone. About playoff spots, pennants, and World Series wins, Yogi may as well also have said, “Nothin’ in baseball is in the bag ’til it’s in the bag.”

Maybe “it ain’t on ’til it’s on” is an even better Yogi-way to express our normal hopes and often unfounded expectations about reaching the playoffs from the middle sized tree limbs of mediocrity.

As the Astros begin the month of September on a 10-2 Lazarus Resuscitation roll, , here’s how the American League Wild Card Race shapes up on the morning of this 1st day in September:

THE 2016 AMERICAN LEAGUE WILD CARD RACE

THROUGH ALL GAMES OF WEDNESDAY, 8/31/16:

WILD CARD TEAMS W L PCT. WC#1 WC#2 L10 GL
BOSTON RED SOX 74 59 .556 + 2.0 5-5 29
BALTIMORE ORIOLES 72 61 .541 tie 5-5 29
DETROIT TIGERS 72 61 .541 tie 5-5 29
HOUSTON ASTROS 71 62 .534 -1.0 8-2 29
NEW YORK YANKEES 69 63 .523 -2.5 7-3 30
KANSAS CITY ROYALS 69 64 .519 -3.0 6-4 29
SEATTLE MARINERS 68 65 .511 -4.0 2-8 29

GL above = Games Left to Play

In summary of every last winged “this year” hope, from most to least probable, going into September, here are all the bottom line math details of import to the 2016 Astros:

…. The Astroa are 1 Game Behind the Orioles and Tigers, the two clubs now tied for the 2nd Wild Card spot!

…. The Astros are  3 Games Behind the Red Sox for the 1st Wild Card Spot! (and)

…. The Astros are 8.5 Games Behind the Rangers (80-54, .591) for the AL West Division Lead Spot!

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

Corporate Venue Names Getting Worse

August 29, 2016
Fenway Park Do you think the Red Sox or Yankees would ever allow their parks to be thrown into a stadium naming rights sale?

Fenway Park
Do you think the Red Sox or Yankees would ever allow their parks to be thrown into a stadium “naming rights” sale?

 

We know. It pays a lot of the bills. And it takes a lot of green bills to pay a lot of big player mils.

It’s simply too bad from a prosaic perspective that most corporations that choose to spend their marketing dollars on naming rights to various sports venues have nothing lyrical or catchy to offer. Not all, but many.

We seem to have fallen into an accepting mode with Minute Maid Park as the name of our baseball venue in Houston and it isn’t hard to see why. The place was already heavily accented with a trainload of oranges that are actually the size of pumpkins when MMP bought in a few years ago. And there also was a smattering of orange already in place to boost the connection agenda. All that MMP needed was for the team to drop their red uniform gear and go back to the orange and dark blue colors and style of their origins, which they did. It was a major voila for the marketing interests of the orange juice company. Plus, MMP is cool, easy and understandable translation of the baseball stadium’s name as a baseball park. It’s Minute Maid Park – not “Field” or “Stadium” – The “Park” is unmistakably intended for baseball.

Other purchased names are often beyond hope of anything “catchy” by abbreviation. – Others fall to the most common doable nickname by acronym – or to some kind of phonetic invention of a word found commonly in the flow of the letters in the acronym. An example of the first type be the old corporate name for the baseball park in Phoenix, Arizona. It began years ago as “Bank One Ballpark”, but fans quickly converted the three acronym letters from that title into calling it “The BOB”.

In the case of our now three-year old “The Dow Employees Credit Union” Stadium at UH, that one has sagged into two groups. One, TV reporters who simply spell out the acronym letters one-by-one, as in “Over at T-D-E-C-U Stadium tonight; or two, we fans who now call it ‘Tea-DECK-You”.

Either way, there is nothing catchy about saying that name in any way we’ve, so far, discovered.

We have no problem with schools naming their academic buildings, fields, field houses, or stadiums in the names of significant alumni financial or service contributors. That practice has been an American cultural tradition forever, it seems. Although I doubt that many UT Longhorn fans refer to their home football venue as the “Darrell K. Royal-Texas Memorial Stadium” when they post anything in social media. Most Texans in general simply grew up thinking of “Memorial Stadium” as the home of the football Longhorns. And how many people even know that actual playing field there is named for Houston alumni contributor, Joe Jamail? It was the same issue for me as a kid when August Busch bought the St. Louis Cardinals and changed the name of Buff Stadium in Houston, which he then also owned, to Busch Stadium. He may have legally changed the name, but it has remained “Buff Stadium” to most of us ardent fans from that era to this day. And for us, until we are all gone, it shall remain “Buff Stadium”  in our hearts.

The latest big time naming rights purchase I’ve read about is among the worst of all time from an organically catchy connection to the principal occupant of the purchased site. Starting in November 2016, U.S. Cellular Field in Chicago, formerly known as Comiskey Park, will be known as “Guaranteed Rate Field” – and that will be the place’s identity for the next 13 years. In his August 27, 2016 column of “Simon Says”, Scott Simon of Houston Media News 88.7 expressed his reaction partially in these terms:

“Guaranteed Rate is a home loan company, headquartered in Chicago.

“But as Rick Morrisey wrote in the Chicago Sun-Times, “Guaranteed Rate Field. You’re kidding, right? Was Year End Clearance Sale Stadium already taken?”

“Ridicule broke out on social media. I sure joined in. What’s next in corporate stadium names? The Viagra Dome? Preparation H Park? Prozac Stadium? Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Ex Lax Field!”

Read the whole Simon article: http://www.npr.org/2016/08/27/491544332/fear-not-white-sox-fans-youll-get-used-to-guaranteed-field

That reference to one of those products listed in my Simon Says quote brought back memories of a flippant suggestion I made to the City of Houston back in the early 1970s when Fred Hofheinz was mayor. The City was gearing up to start receiving the new federal “revenue sharing” monies that were going to start coming back from Washington to local communities for their own discretionary spending on local social assistance programs. In other words, “revenue sharing” was the part of our tax money that went to Washington that was now coming back to us for local decisions on social programs – minus, of course, the cost to local, state, and federal agencies that were needed to process this round trip for some of the money we sent away.

My rejected suggestion for the City of Houston’s Revenue Sharing Program forty plus years ago was also Preparation H.

Have a nice last week of August 2016, everybody! Let’s hope, at least, that one of our local sporting clubs gets to enjoy a championship season before their home venue gets another worse to really bad name.

Traditional to Bland to Flat Out Awful seems to be the guaranteed rate of change in venue names these days.

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eagle-0range
Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

 

 

Open Letter to Astros President Reid Ryan

August 28, 2016
Tal's Hill Minute Maid Park Houston

Tal’s Hill
Minute Maid Park
Houston

 

Dear Reid,

Thank you for an informative and entertaining presentation at yesterday’s Game Day SABR meeting at Minute Maid Park. I am not speaking for SABR or our chapter here, but I hardly think that I’m alone in that impression of the material you shared with us.

As one of the publicly opposed parties to the changes that now are obviously going forth for the removal of Tal’s Hill – and the 25-30 feet shortening of the fence distance in dead center field, my reasons always have been (1) that it will turn the ballpark into a home run band box; and (2) that it is a change coming at the cost of removing Tal’s Hill, a unique playing field feature that had been named for Tal Smith, the historically most significant administrative figure in Astros franchise history.

I’m still not sold on your reassurance that the shorter center field wall will not convert our present field configuration into a band box park, but I also acknowledge that it is a decision that doesn’t belong to us fans or Internet writers. We shall have to wait and see how it plays out over time to get our real time answers.. It is not surprising, however, to have your confirmation that the Astros hitters are happy about it while the pitchers fall into the “not so much” category. We shall keep our fingers crossed that it works out for the best – and that the Astros have not given away a home field advantage in the process.

What really ignited my decision to write this public letter, one that will be simultaneously published in The Pecan Park Eagle is the good news you gave us yesterday that the name “Tal’s Hill” will remain as the central ingredient in the name of the new bar that replaces that formerly open space of the hill and flagpole. That is not only a nice move, but an appropriates gesture of respect for both “The Hill’s” life as part of the ballpark – and the presumably permanent recognition of Tal Smith and his many contributions to the history of the franchise..

The Pecan Park Eagle strongly recommends that you give the new bar a name that says it all. We suggest the new store be dedicated as “The Tal’s Hill Memorial Bar”. – That title really does – say it all!

Attached are a series of slogans I hope you also will consider for use in marketing conjunction with the new solid-purpose name – and I’m serious here. Please don’t miss the opportunity for using a slogan that appeals to fans by its sense of humor for the irony that the Astros are replacing a physical elevation with a legally sociable chemical one, vis-a-vis, a bar that sells alcoholic beverages. And please do not be stopped by the apprehension that the public will interpret this humor as an invitation to get drunk. People can drink responsibly without getting drunk. If you are worried about people drinking too much, I feel sure you already have a plan in place to prevent some people from over-serving themselves. The trouble always is –  a bar cannot control those who already have over-served themselves prior to reaching the park. Worst case scenario? – If there’s no room for irony in the slogan (which, by the way, also keeps the central fact of Tal’s Hill alive for fans who will soon include those who never saw it in person) – if there’s no room for that incredibly great irony, it will be harder to keep the memory of Tal’s Hill fresh over time by duller words of fact alone.

Here Are Our Serious Separate Suggestions for Tagging The MMP Field Changes With A New Name and Marketing Slogan:  

The Tal’s Hill Memorial Bar

 Drop in for an even more traditional lift!

 Drop in and enjoy the spirit of elevation!

 Drop in and toast the spirit of elevation!

 Where the spirits elevate, but not the field!

 Where Astros Spirit still Lifts, but not the field!

 Tal’s Hill. Spirits Still Rise. But The Field Remains Flat.

 The New Tal’s Hill. Climb This Elevation Responsibly.

Drop in to experience a historical lift.

 

Change Happens.

Change Happens.

 

If you care to contact me for further discussion of these suggestions, my e-mail address is houston.buff37@gmail.com and my 24/7 cell number is 713-823-4864.

Respectfully Submitted,

Bill McCurdy, Editor

The Pecan Park Eagle

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eagle-0range
Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

 

Astro Notes: August 27, 2016

August 27, 2016
Colin McHugh and Dallas Keuchel say: "Hey Astros Fans! Don't you wish we could have pitched as well in 2016 as we both did in 2015? One of us even won the friggin’ 'Cy' last year, for goodness sakes!"

Colin McHugh and Dallas Keuchel want to know:
“Hey Astros Fans! Don’t you wish we could have pitched as well in 2016 as we both did in 2015? One of us even won the friggin’ holy ‘Cy’ last year, for goodness sakes!”

 

Former Astro Hunter Pence. Former Astro Hunter Pence is still a pretty nice MLB outfielder. The now veteran member of the San Francisco Giants and wearer of  a World Series ring as another result of his departure from the Astros will never reach the Hall of Fame for his playing ability, but he may receive mention there someday as the player who inspired the Bobble Head industry to a new realm of possibility. Thanks to Maryland friend, fellow SABR member, and frequent contributor to The Pecan Park Eagle, Bill Hickman, we have now learned Pence is now part of a change that is setting the technology souvenir industry on it’s “new revenue stream” ear. – Because of his field-level fidgeting, Hunter Pence is now out there as the first model for the “Bobble Body” figure. Who knows? Maybe Carlos Gomez has a future as the model for the first Bobble Helmet Loser every time a fan checks to see what he can do with the figurine? In the meanwhile, thanks to Bill Hickman, here’s the link to Hunter Pence’s novel contribution:

 

Keuchel and McHugh. Last year, these guys won 39 combined total games for the Astros. This year, they’ve each won 8 games each through all games of Friday, 8/26/16. Although the club’s downtown in 2016 is due to many things, it isn’t hard to see this one difference maker from 2015. Had Keuchel abd McHugh been able to perform again at their last year levels in 2016, it isn’t hard to figure from their downturns alone why the Astros are not up there battling the Rangers for first place.

The Astros Inability to Beat the Rangers. Here’s another single-bullet postulation. Had the Astros, at least or better,  been able to play .500 ball in their head-to-heads with the Rangers in 2016, guess where they would be in the standings today. What happened? See Keuchel and McHugh, dead bats, poor relief,  poor fundamental play, and a psyched-out sort of competitive deadness that seems to takeover whenever the opposition is the Rangers.

The Carlos Gomez Move to a New Team-Reflex HR He Hit in His First AB for the Rangers. When Carlos Gomez bopped a 3-run homer in his first time up for the Rangers this past week, the news was about as surprising as the gaseous aftermath that occurs in the human body after eating too many beans. It’s just the way the athletic ego works when a guy plays miserably, gets cut, and then signs with his former club’s biggest rival. – “In your faces, Astros! – This one’s for you!” It probably is little more than Gomez’s death rattle protest to his declining skills. A quick glance at his last at bat in hat slaughterhouse loss that the Rangers absorbed at home against the Indians last night is our only TV-peek time to see him “perform” for that team “up north”, so far. He struck out wildly, looking bad on several other pitches along the way. He looked liked the same old Carlos Gomez that we came to expect at the plate here in Houston. Of course, that doesn’t mean that he will not have a few stink bombs left for his first direct competition as a Ranger against the Astros when they next meet. According to this ancient baseball superstition, you can almost count on him doing something to inflict pain on the club that let him go.

“It Ain’t Over – Til it’s Over!” How many times in MLB history has a home team fallen behind in the top of the 9th by a visiting team’s solo shot homer, and the come back in the bottom of the 9th to win the game on back-to-back home team solo homers? We have no idea. Perhaps, you do. If so, please let the rest of us know. Watching the game last night come down to the end is one of the best arguments we’ve ever witnessed that spoke so loudly for the Wisdom Yogi: “It Ain’t Over – Til it’s Over!”

A Blip on the EKG That is Now Attached to the Astros’ Team Heart. Was last night’s back-to-back 9th inning homer win over the Rays simply s blip on the playoff-heart EKG machine – or was it a sign of a dramatic late season resuscitation of heart and performance that shall now carry the Astros into the Playoffs and a longer-remembered history of last night’s comeback drama? We are about to find out, one day at a time, and starting with Saturday Night’s 6:00 PM game at Minute Maid Park against the Tampa Bay Rays.

Go Astros! Let’s make it happen!

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eagle-0range
Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

Cakes on a Plane

August 26, 2016
"Eagle Man", I''ve looked over that list of story premises and titles you came up with. All I can say is every one of them damn movies is doable and a potential blockbuster. Now all we need is some kind of script, a few actors to play off the light I always shine, and the appearances I need to make on all the late shows that Samuel L. Jackson has just made another damn fine movie! - Of course, we will need e maney man too, so tell me: What's in your wallet?'

“Eagle Man”, I”ve looked over that list of story premises and titles you came up with. All I can say is – every one of them damn movies is doable and a potential blockbuster. Now all we need is some kind of script, a few actors to play off the light I always shine, and the appearances I need to make on all the late shows that get the word out that Samuel L. Jackson has just made another damn fine movie! – Of course, we will need a money man too, so tell me, Eagle Man – what’s in your wallet?’

 

A friend from Saudi Arabia visited us this week in Houston. She also brought a delicious pound cake that she had baked in her American community residence  just before the flight here, just to make sure it would be fresh. Fresh and delicious it was – and still is.

She’s gone now, but she made some mention before leaving that she may even bring us more than one fresh cake on her next flight back to Houston. That throwaway comment got me to thinking, unfortunately. It also gave me an out from writing about baseball again tonight.

“Hmmm …. cakes on a plane.” I thought. “Almost sounds like a movie title, doesn’t it?”

Next thing I know it’s about 45 minutes ago – and all the other sequels I could think of to the original “Snakes on a Plane” movie started rolling at me like so many bowling balls. I never had given much thought previously to how many one-syllable words actually rhyme with the word “snake.”

Get out your aluminum thinking caps, folks. I just about fried mine receiving all the ideas that came rolling in for other possible sequels to a “Snakes on a Plane” movie franchise, all starring Samuel L. Jackson, of course. – Man! That guy makes a lot of big-buck movies, for better or worse. There must be some kind of common law falling into place out there in Hollywood these days: No producer shall be allowed to make a big budget action-thriller movie without first offering a featured role to Samuel L. Jackson!

Here is a list of other potential dangers beyond snakes that could occur on a plane, along with our PPE guess as to what their titles might be. Old Sam L.J., of course, would be the male lead in each movie in the new franchise series:

# WHAT DO YOU CALL

A PLANE FULL OF WHATEVER?

MOVIE TITLE FOR

THE FILM THAT FOLLOWS:

1 SNAKES SNAKES ON A PLANE
2 CAKES CAKES ON A PLANE
3 IMPOSTERS FAKES ON A PLANE
4 MALTED MILK DRINKS SHAKES ON A PLANE
5 666 ARMED VAMPIRE HUNTERS STAKES ON A PLANE
6 AN ANGUS CATTLE BEEF HERD STEAKS ON A PLANE
7 15 “R” LESS LAKERS LAKES ON A PLANE
 8 BANANA PEELS ALL OVER PLANE FLOOR BREAKS ON A PLANE
 9 75 PASTRY CHEFS AND THEIR OVENS BAKES ON A PLANE
10 WORD FOR SHORT HAND-RAILS CRAKES ON A PLANE
11 SINGER GEORGE STRAKE AND HIS FAMILY STRAKES ON A PLANE
12 RAPID-FIRE PHOTOGRAPHERS TAKES ON A PLANE
13 FLYING FUNERAL HOMES WAKES ON A PLANE
14 164 SENIORS SUFFERING FROM ARTHRITIS ACHES ON A PLANE
15 100 CASUALLY ADDRESSED JACOBS JAKES ON A PLANE
16 TOO MANY OF ONE GARDEN TOOL RAKES ON A PLANE
17 TOO MANY “SIR FRANCIS” CHARACTERS DRAKES ON A PLANE
18 5 FORDS WITH THEIR TAIL LIGHTS ON RED BRAKES ON A PLANE
19 50 GOODNESS SAKES CHARITY CAUSES SAKES ON A PLANE
20 AN IN-FLIGHT SNOW STORM FLAKES ON A PLANE
21 TOO MUCH DRINKING ON THE PLANE SLAKES ON A PLANE
22 200 MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERS MAKES ON A PLANE
23 SAMUEL L. JACKSON SAM WON’T COMPLAIN *

 

  • Samuel L. Jackson won’t complain as long as he’s the ongoing big-bucks star of every sequel movie that Hollywood decides to keep making about various things (whatever) next found on a plane, even if the plots of these movies are more of a “sharknado” threat to our human intelligence than they are a clear challenge to the mystery and fright levels of anxiety that flow through the tiny minds of your average garden snail during backyard summer night showings of these jewels on 35 mm film during many of the annual “Neighbors’ Night Out” parties held around the country.

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Yes, I already know. I’ve got way too much time on my hands.Be patient with me.

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eagle-0range
Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

 

 

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