Deep Baseball Thoughts

June 17, 2017

A Humble Jack Handey Remembrance of Father’s Day 2017

 

Deep Baseball Thoughts ~ with Apologies to Jack Handey

Back in the 1990’s, a fictional philosopher named “Jack Handey” published thousands of random thoughts on life that really were intended as little tickles upon our also randomly varied funny bones. The following are little more than a humble attempt to take aim again, this time upon the aspect of life that so many of us embrace as baseball. If none of them winch even a smile, just remember, none were intended to harm.

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When Yogi Berra said, ”It ain’t over til it’s over,” was he talking about the ball game or life itself? Either way, it makes sense, but so it does also make a connection when applied to a big credit card debt – or a bad case of diarrhea – or just about anything else that matters to us on a large or small term scale. Maybe Yogi was simply trying to remind us that some human discomforts all call for the utterance of the universal “harrumph”- it ain’t over til it’s over!

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When you are a late inning reliever in trouble – and your pitching coach comes out to the mound to whisper, “make him swing at the ball, but don’t give him anything good enough to hit really well,” isn’t he just asking you to do what any Hall of Fame closer would d0 99% of the time under these same circumstances?

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Why do so many stadiums have those yellow lines along the top of seven to ten feet high outfield fences that make any batted ball that hits the yellow part on the fly a home run? When it only appears to happen, but the eyes are not sure, it seems we too often then have to go to the replay for five minutes to confirm or deny it’s status as a homer. – Wouldn’t it be easier to simply do away with the yellow line and call the balls that clear the fence home runs – and treat all those that bounce back on the field off the fence as balls in play?

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Aside from misunderstanding or disregarding the fact that making the All Star Game winner (2002-2016) the determining factor as to which league would have home field advantage in the World Series for so many years, what else did Bud Selig do to violate the integrity of the game, yet, still manage to leave himself a shoo-in first ballot selection for the 2017 Induction Class at the Baseball Hall of Fame.

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“Buy me some nachos and Cracker Jack; Terry Francona craves seeds-in-a-sack!”

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We all smiled when our still grieving widowed Grandpa went trucking off alone to Minute Maid Park with his scorecard and money enough for a few beers with other Astros fans, but we weren’t smiling when he came home drunk the next morning with the pie-eyed old lady in the JR Richard jersey who would too soon thereafter become our first step-Grandma for about two months.

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Infield Sign says: “NO PEPPER GAMES. AND GO EASY ON THE SALT.”

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Remember forever the wisdom of our baseball elders. 20-game winner Ned Garver of the 1951 last place 102-loss St. Louis Browns put it this way: “Our fans never booed us. They wouldn’t dare. We outnumbered them.”

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Happy Father’s and Mother’s Day, Everybody! And among baseball fans, especially, we do mean everybody! And why not? It’s just an easy way to remind ourselves that, in baseball, the fans eventually get to pay for everything that happens in the name of our national pastime!

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Bill McCurdy
Principal Writer
Editor, Publisher
The Pecan Park Eagle

Congratulations Caleb Gilbert and LSU

June 16, 2017

“NOW PITCHING FOR THE LSU TIGERS …. # 41 …. GILBERT …. CALIB GILBERT …. NOW PITCHING! …. FOR LSU!”

 

In the knockout game with MSU, Caleb Gilbert retired 15 men in a row between the 3rd and 8th inning, striking out 6 on the way to a 12-4, LSU comeback win.

 

What a story now. What a story in the making.

Caleb Gilbert, the handsome, 6’2″ 180 pound hard-throwing, mainly reliever, right-handed pitcher for the LSU Tigers has just added another feather to his already fancy purple cap in his club’s deciding win over the Mississippi State Bulldogs. Now the team and all of Tiger Nation moves forward to the College World Series this weekend when the Louisiana baseballing boys break into the schedule with an opening tourney game against Florida State in their 18th appearance at Omaha.

With MSU ahead by 4-3 in the bottom of the 3rd, Gilbert gets his first K of 6 for the 2nd out. With the bases still loaded, he gets the next batter on a FC tag of 3rd to retire the side. From there, Gilbert will retire 13 more batters in a row on the Tigers’ way to wrecking the Bulldogs.

What an incredible baseball heritage that Caleb Gilbert and his teammates now put forth and defend.

Caleb Gilbert is special to all of us Houston-Austin SABR people who know his grandfather too. He just happens to be the son of Paul Gilbert – who happens to be the son of Bill Gilbert – one of our State of Texas SABR foundational icons and friends to so many of us because of our community shared love of the game and our magnetic attraction to others with any similar deep-trench affinity for baseball as the daily bread of our secular, but spiritual lives.

Bill Gilbert is our Pecan Park Eagle monthly Astros commentator during the regular season and a more general analyst and commentator on the ongoing health of the game at any time he is predisposed to impart some new observation. We could not be happier that it has become his good fortune to actually live out one of the wildest dreams our kind of baseball fan probably all shares. Living out of the dream of watching your own grandson contribute mightily to his school’s pursuit of the College World Series Title in Omaha on national television is about as star-spangled bleary-eyed an event as any older fan is going to find at our age. And, of course, it’s got to feel great to his parents and other grandparents and family members too.

Sometimes the look in for the sign is an eye-blinking contest between a pitcher and the batters he faces. In this one, Caleb Gilbert would likely have been the guy looking for the post-game Murine drops.

Congratulations to Caleb Gilbert and the entire extended (by blood or marriage) family that is into this current celebration all the way! No matter what what happens from here, it’s still a victory of the spirit, but, as long as the whole cake is still on the plate, good luck to LSU on eventually finding that the last big slice is eventually there too for their exclusive consumption.

Bill Gilbert
Grandfather of Caleb Gilbert
LSU Tigers Pitcher
(Check out the tie. How would a stranger ever know that this guy cared a single thing about baseball?)

Also, check out this link for further detail on RHP Caleb Gilbert and the 2017 LSU Tigers baseball team.

http://www.lsusports.net/ViewArticle.dbml?ATCLID=210240718

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A Long Way Home

June 15, 2017

 

“A Long Way Home: The Untold Story of Baseball’s Desegregation” is a 42-minute long testimonial documentary featuring a number of the key men who lived it from the Post-Jackie Robinson years forward, especially during the critical period of 1960s social change in which the more obvious walls of racial segregation came tumbling down in the deep South. Last night, Wednesday, June 14, 2016, a near houseful of us attended a special invitational showing of the film in Houston at the old River oaks Theater on West Grey and then stayed for a 60 minute panel show of players featured in the film, most of whom were also quite familiar to a local audience of Houston baseball fans.

The film was put together by Gaspar González, who has produced documentaries for the BBC, PBS, ESPN, and others. His credits include the national PBS release Muhammad Ali: Made in Miami, the Grantland short doc Gay Talese’s Address Book, and the ESPN 30 for 30 Short The Guerrilla Fighter. His work has been recognized by the National Endowment for the Humanities, the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences, and the American Cinematheque. He is the founder of Hammer and Nail Productions. Gonzalez was present and participated in the panel discussion.

When Jackie Robinson broke baseball’s color line in 1947, it took another generation of Black and Latino players to make the sport truly open to all. Playing in remote minor-league towns, these were the men who, before they could live their big-league dreams, first had to beat Jim Crow.

Featuring James “Mudcat” Grant, Orlando Cepeda, Tony Pérez, Jimmy Wynn, Grover “Deacon” Jones, J.R. Richard, Enos Cabell, Octavio “Cookie” Rojas, Orlando Peña, and Bobby Tolan, the film emphasizes how important it is to remember what really happened during the obvious period of desegregation and to never assume that the job is now done. The generations that come after us who were touched by the hateful barriers that segregation imposes have both a right and a responsibility to keep the lessons fresh and alive and the snake of racial hatred beheaded by the great power of love and contact

Jimmy Wynn, Grover “Deacon” Jones, J.R. Richard, Enos Cabell, and Bobby Tolan were present for last night’s screening. Melanie Lawson of KTRK-TV Channel 13 News served admirably as MC to the evening’s show.

Wisdom was falling upon the audience from participants like nuggets of gold. And it arguably may have been helped by a technical glitch. The venue had no facial lighting available for the group that sat before us near the stage, uttering pearls of wisdom at a steady rate for the children of the ages. Out of the darkness came a core of wisdom that we can only hope to sparsely summarize here, but we do recall some of the major high points – and these familiar voices spoke to us the truth from out of the darkness in ways that even strengthened our resolve to never allow anything that might cause us to slip back into the mire of what this country was like prior to Jackie Robinson, Dr. Martin Luther King, and others. All I can do here is allow them to flow through me this morning in italics below as they came at me last night from the words of men who actually lived the fight in baseball against an evil that even segregated people in the south by skin color when it came to restaurants, hotels, and public rest rooms.

Never think the battle is over for good. …. Love is the only answer for hate. …. Don’t assume that skin color or ethnicity any longer matters because the obvious forms of segregation have been put to rest. …. Even in 2017, if a club has a white guy and a black guy, both hitting .300 at the same position, the white guy will still get the job on close calls. …. To assure keeping your job, a black player has to be much better than his nearest white competitor and have the stats to show it. ….  Young black people must know and discuss the history of what their grandparents went through during segregation – and, (not expressed, but implied) …. even if young black people never have seen racial profiling, they need to keep in mind in all public situations that it can happen to any non-white person …. and that could get them killed if they fail to get that simple fact.

Self esteem grows from believing in yourself …. not from trying to be Willie Mays or Roberto Clemente. …. Believe in yourself …. believe in your own God-given abilities …. and go have the best life you can have in the Name of Love. …. Love Beats Hate Every Time. …. and that’s a headline to remember at the start of each day.

For more information about the film, check out this link:

https://longwayfromhomemovie.com/

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Carlos Beltran Career Stats Scoreboard

June 12, 2017

Carlos Beltran
Houston Astros

 

Unlike the time-limited showings we are now starting to get on the offensive accomplishments of Carlos Beltran over his 20 seasons in the big leagues, here’s a screen that will remain still long enough to wrap our minds around this man’s deservedness for great honors down the not too far distant road. Let’s hope he arrived here in Houston in time to be the major veteran cog we have needed to keep the Astros’ round World Series wheel rolling all the way to that long-awaited late October World Series victory we’ve been hoping for since 1962 and all those other years it really was – nothing more – than a dream.

Thank you for coming back to us, Carlos Beltran. We shall hope that you someday retire with the triple-sweet taste of having won a World Series, retired, and entered the Hall of Fame wearing the famous “H Star” logo of the Houston Astros. Pull off that hat trick and most, if not all of us, shall be happy to put aside all memory of what happened after the 2004 season.

If not all, winning heals so many wounds in baseball.

Here’s The Carlos Beltran Career Scoreboard on how well he’s done for 20 seasons through all games of yesterday, Sunday, June 11, 2017 with Home Runs, Doubles, Runs Scored, and Runs Batted In:

HOME RUNS

Carlos Beltran HR Standings
All Time Leaders Thru 6/11/2017
”Thank You, Baseball Almanac.com”
Barry Bonds 762 1
Hank Aaron 755 2
Babe Ruth 714 3
Alex Rodriguez 696 4
Willie Mays 660 5
Ken Griffey, Jr. 630 6
Jim Thome 612 7
Sammy Sosa 609 8
Albert Pujols 601 9
Frank Robinson 586 10
Mark McGwire 583 11
Harmon Killebrew 573 12
Rafael Palmeiro 569 13
Reggie Jackson 563 14
Manny Ramirez 555 15
Mike Schmidt 548 16
David Ortiz 541 17
Mickey Mantle 536 18
Jimmie Foxx 534 19
Willie McCovey 521 20
Frank Thomas 521
Ted Williams 521
Ernie Banks 512 23
Eddie Mathews 512
Mel Ott 511 25
Gary Sheffield 509 26
Eddie Murray 504 27
Lou Gehrig 493 28
Fred McGriff 493
Stan Musial 475 30
Willie Stargell 475
Carlos Delgado 473 32
Chipper Jones 468 33
Dave Winfield 465 34
Jose Canseco 462 35
Adam Dunn 462
Carl Yastrzemski 452 37
Miguel Cabrera 451 38
Jeff Bagwell 449 39
Vladimir Guerrero 449
Adrian Beltre 446 41
Dave Kingman 442 42
Jason Giambi 440 43
Paul Konerko 439 44
Andre Dawson 438 45
Juan Gonzalez 434 46
Andruw Jones 434
Cal Ripken, Jr. 431 48
Carlos Beltran 429 49

DOUBLES

Carlos Beltran Doubles Standings
All Time Leaders Thru 6/11/2017
”Thank You, Baseball Almanac.com”
Tris Speaker 792 1
Pete Rose 746 2
Stan Musial 725 3
Ty Cobb 724 4
Craig Biggio 668 5
George Brett 665 6
Nap Lajoie 657 7
Carl Yastrzemski 646 8
Honus Wagner 640 9
David Ortiz 632 10
Hank Aaron 624 11
Albert Pujols 608 12
Paul Molitor 605 13
Paul Waner 605
Cal Ripken, Jr. 603 15
Barry Bonds 601 16
Luis Gonzalez 596 17
Adrian Beltre 594 18
Todd Helton 592 19
Rafael Palmeiro 585 20
Robin Yount 583 21
Wade Boggs 578 22
Bobby Abreu 574 23
Charlie Gehringer 574
Ivan Rodriguez 572 25
Jeff Kent 560 26
Eddie Murray 560
Carlos Beltran 550 28

RUNS SCORED

Carlos Beltran Runs Scored Standings
All Time Leaders Thru 6/11/2017
”Thank You, Baseball Almanac.com”
Rickey Henderson 2,295 1
Ty Cobb 2,246 2
Barry Bonds 2,227 3
Hank Aaron 2,174 4
Babe Ruth 2,174
Pete Rose 2,165 6
Willie Mays 2,062 7
Alex Rodriguez 2,021 8
Stan Musial 1,949 9
Derek Jeter 1,923 10
Lou Gehrig 1,888 11
Tris Speaker 1,882 12
Mel Ott 1,859 13
Craig Biggio 1,844 14
Frank Robinson 1,829 15
Eddie Collins 1,821 16
Carl Yastrzemski 1,816 17
Ted Williams 1,798 18
Paul Molitor 1,782 19
Charlie Gehringer 1,774 20
Jimmie Foxx 1,751 21
Honus Wagner 1,736 22
Jesse Burkett 1,720 23
Cap Anson 1,719 24
Willie Keeler 1,719
Billy Hamilton 1,690 26
Albert Pujols 1,689 27
Bid McPhee 1,678 28
Mickey Mantle 1,676 29
Dave Winfield 1,669 30
Johnny Damon 1,668 31
Rafael Palmeiro 1,663 32
Ken Griffey, Jr. 1,662 33
Joe Morgan 1,650 34
Cal Ripken, Jr. 1,647 35
Jimmy Ryan 1,642 36
George Van Haltren 1,639 37
Gary Sheffield 1,636 38
Robin Yount 1,632 39
Eddie Murray 1,627 40
Paul Waner 1,627
Al Kaline 1,622 42
Roger Connor 1,620 43
Fred Clarke 1,619 44
Chipper Jones 1,619
Lou Brock 1,610 46
Jake Beckley 1,600 47
Ed Delahanty 1,599 48
Bill Dahlen 1,589 49
George Brett 1,583 50
Jim Thome 1,583
Rogers Hornsby 1,579 52
Tim Raines 1,571 53
Carlos Beltran 1,552 54
Hugh Duffy 1,552

RUNS BATTED IN

Carlos Beltran RBI Standings
All Time Leaders Thru 6/11/2017
”Thank You, Baseball Almanac.com”
Hank Aaron 2,297 1
Babe Ruth 2,213 2
Alex Rodriguez 2,086 3
Barry Bonds 1,996 4
Lou Gehrig 1,995 5
Stan Musial 1,951 6
Ty Cobb 1,937 7
Jimmie Foxx 1,922 8
Eddie Murray 1,917 9
Willie Mays 1,903 10
Cap Anson 1,879 11
Albert Pujols 1,862 12
Mel Ott 1,860 13
Carl Yastrzemski 1,844 14
Ted Williams 1,839 15
Ken Griffey, Jr. 1,836 16
Rafael Palmeiro 1,835 17
Dave Winfield 1,833 18
Manny Ramirez 1,831 19
Al Simmons 1,827 20
Frank Robinson 1,812 21
David Ortiz 1,768 22
Honus Wagner 1,732 23
Frank Thomas 1,704 24
Reggie Jackson 1,702 25
Jim Thome 1,699 26
Cal Ripken, Jr. 1,695 27
Gary Sheffield 1,676 28
Sammy Sosa 1,667 29
Tony Perez 1,652 30
Ernie Banks 1,636 31
Harold Baines 1,628 32
Chipper Jones 1,623 33
Goose Goslin 1,609 34
Nap Lajoie 1,599 35
George Brett 1,595 36
Mike Schmidt 1,595
Andre Dawson 1,591 38
Rogers Hornsby 1,584 39
Harmon Killebrew 1,584
Al Kaline 1,583 41
Miguel Cabrera 1,581 42
Adrian Beltre 1,577 43
Jake Beckley 1,575 44
Carlos Beltran 1,560 45

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Bill McCurdy
Principal Writer
Editor, Publisher
The Pecan Park Eagle

 

 

 

Putin On The Ritz (Via You Tube)

June 11, 2017

The wisdom of the expression is entirely up to which road we chose to travel. Risk? Or Security? Example: Don’t you think the Boston Red Sox left themselves room to later feel the sting of regret that came from pulling the Jeff Bagwell for Larry Anderson trade back in the day?

No regrets today. Sunday’s column is basically a sensory humor roll and a taste of “pun-in-motion” – by sight and sound – so, make sure you have your computer sound turned on before making the link contact.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3z841UJiVk

Have a great Sunday!

If you are an Astros fan, let’s hope that ace pitcher Dallas Keuchel is cured of these DL-inspired neck pains before the club’s lead in the AL West falls into single-digit game measurement. Until we see the club hovering over a 13+ game lead in mid-September, we shall continue to avoid falling into anything resembling a World Series victory wish stupor.

 

Super duper.

“You Tube” is great! Now our favorite cracker-rider Russian caps the evening by morphing into a really credible culture-soul hacker by playing and singing the night away on a HUGE American blues song note.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/vlad-the-crooner-putin-sings-blueberry-hill/

Sometime down the line, we also would love to hear old Vlad do his special rendition of another SENSATIONAL hit by Fats Domino back in the day, “Yes, It’s Me and I’m in Love Again”:

“Yes, It’s me – and I’m in love again!

Had no lovin’ since – you know when!

You know I love you – yes I do!

Baby, won’t you please – ride my password through!

 

“I tried to email – but you sent me to spam!

I want to talk – but you don’t give a damn!

You’re mean to me – when you never call back!

Baby, if you don’t – better know – I will hack!

 

“Very soon! – I just said! – Very soon!

Right now! – I just said! – I just did!”

 

By Bill McCurdy

Principal Researcher, Writer, Editor, and Publisher

The Pecan Park Eagle

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

All-Time Easiest Baseball Movie Casting

June 10, 2017

It never happened, but had they done “The Ted Williams Story” on film during the Splendid Splinter’s shared lifetime with the wonderful actor Robert Ryan, there’s no doubt in my mind that the latter could have played the surly Hall of Fame great hitter better than anyone else – and as the easiest “no-brainer” casting in baseball movie history. Ryan possessed the same range of emotional expression as Ted Williams, he was nine years older than the BoSox star; they both were athletic; and Ryan’s 6’4″ height actually was an inch higher into the blue than the 6’3″ Williams.

We could spend the rest of the weekend doing this, but here is one facial picture comparison that pretty much says it all for the final resemblance connection:

Ted Williams. 6’3″
Lifetime: 1918-2002

 

Robert Ryan, 6’4″
Lifetime: 1909-1973

 

Got to cut it short this Saturday. This is one of those “everybody-has-’em-sooner-or-later” homeowner joy periods in which we are wrapping up Day II of “The AC Pan That Leaked Over Onto the Surface in the Attic and Wrought the Need for New Sheet Rock on the 2nd Floor Ceiling” episode. And I needed to write this much and no more as a distraction to my own thoughts about how houses today are built by people who know that they are going to be long gone from the picture by the time the problems of their construction shortcuts reveal themselves years later to the homeowner and the revved-up repair industry that now relies upon their eventual appearance.

What were we discussing so recently? – Oh yes. Integrity.

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

 

Least and Most Credible Baseball Movie Acting

June 8, 2017

Jimmy Piersall
Born: 11/14/1929 – Died: 06/03/2017
MLB: 1950, 1952-1967
REST IN PEACE

R.I.P., Jimmy Piersall!

When Jimmy Piersall died on June 3, 2017 at the age of 87, I was afraid that something like this was going to happen. Instead of remembering him first as the distracting, pesky force he could be, my first thoughts would turn to that awful job that actor Tony Perkins did in the 1957 “Fear Strikes Out” movie portrayal of his disintegration into mental illness.

Had I been that tall, older, never-stopped-talking fan in the straw hat and red and black checkered shirt that sat  near us in one of our losing-cause games at Buff Stadium in the 1951 Dixie Series between our Houston Buffs and Piersall’s  Birmingham Barons, I might have expressed my frustrating admiration of Piersall in words like these:

“That Piersall fellow is like a rampaging climate of bad weather, just waiting for some baseball god of bad luck to blow it all over your best hopes for a great day at the park. Victory’s all there for a brief moment, and then, on the heels of a hard wind pushing himself unwanted around the corner onto your own sweet street of dreams, on his wicked way to your house, here comes all this Jimmy mess glop and it’s just nasty enough to wipe out all of your plans to celebrate a game you should’ve won.”

To Jimmy Piersall ~

At any rate, even if it sounds begrudging, it isn’t – Rest in Peace, Jimmy Piersall! – Some of us in the large world of baseball just missed out on having you as our rabid teammate during our shared lifetimes. You were damn-good at what you did.

At least, your demise again reminded some of us of poor Anthony Perkins playing you in the movie “Fear Strikes Out” back in 1957. Until yesterday, Perkins’ performance as you ranked at the top of my list as the “Least Credible Movie Role Portrayal of a Real or Fictional Baseball Player by a Hollywood Actor, All Time.

That evaluation changed yesterday when I serendipitously caught the chance to see John Goodman in a satellite re-broadcast of his Babe Ruth portrayal in the “The Babe” from 1992.

Where have I been? At least, Perkins could act! He may have thrown and caught the ball like a kindergarten girl, but he could still ACT! Goodman was nothing more than some fool’s casting director scheme idea that all they needed was a 40 year old fat man to play Babe Ruth from ages 15 to 35.

As a result, I had to bump Tony Perkins down from 1st to 2nd place on the “Least Credible” List and give the top spot to the absolutely horrible John Goodman. If any further discredit is extended, it should go to both the casting director and the script writer who wrote the screenplay after one short glance at a Ruth biography while taking a leak at old Yankee Stadium in the dead of winter.

My Latest List of the Top 5 “Least Credible” and “Most Credible” Performances by an Actor as a Real or Fictional Baseball Player are as follows:

LEAST CREDIBLE

No. Actor Pos. Player     Movie
1 John Goodman OF/P Babe Ruth The Babe
2 Tony Perkins CF Jimmy Piersall Fear Strikes Out
3 Jimmy Stewart P Monty Stratton The Stratton Story
4 Ronald Reagan P Pete Alexander The Winning Team
5 Dan Dailey P Dizzy Dean The Pride of St. Louis

 

MOST CREDIBLE

No. Actor Pos. Player     Movie
1 Robert Redford RF “Roy Hobbs” The Natural
2 Kevin Costner P “Billy Chapel” For the Love of the Game
3 Dennis Quaid P Jimmy Morris The Rookie
4 Robert De Niro C “Bruce Pearson” Bang the Drum Slowly
5 Charlie Sheen P ‘Rickey Vaughn” Major League

“Name” = Fictional Character

Recusal Exception: Because I saw William Bendix in the 1948 version of “The Babe Ruth Story” at age of 10, the same year the real Babe Ruth died, I cannot pass fair judgment on either Bendix or that film for either category until some time beyond the Twelfth of Never. It still brings a movie end tear to my heart, even when I watch it now.

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A Parting Handful of  Darker Humor Thoughts …

Had the Batesville Mummies ever made it to the big leagues,

  1. They would have played an all-home game schedule. Why? Ask Mama.
  2. The baseball club owning  Bates family  would have operated their own park-connected motel;
  3. Rival pitchers who got blasted to the showers at Batesville Park also never would have pitched again. Why? Because nobody ever could have found them again once they departed the game for the showers;
  4. All public bathrooms at all Batesville properties bore either one or another of these two labeled signs: Men/Norman or Women/Norma;
  5. The Batesville Mummies’ 1st and 3rd base coaches actually were taxidermy versions of Norman Bates’ father and uncle. Ironically, in spite of the missing vital dynamic that life normally brings to all decision-making jobs, neither dad nor his equivalently dead little brother ever make a mistake on the “stop” or “go” calls to base runners. Of course, they were only a Three I level minor league club and might not have done quite so well at the MLB level.

“Norman Bates? – Playing the outfield? – No way! – Why that nice young man wouldn’t even hurt a fly – let alone – actually go through the motions of trying to catch a fly ball!”

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

 

 

 

 

 

Does the Integrity of Baseball Still Matter?

June 6, 2017

What could possibly go wrong on an intentional walk play?

Does the Integrity of Baseball Still Matter?

By Bill McCurdy

How big was the DH in changing the integrity of baseball?

Did the DH change pull the plug on “integrity?” Was that the seminal moment in which baseball decided – either consciously or unsparingly – that our game could live with two similar, but different integrate cultures of the game until such time that MLB either came around in total to the DH, got rid of it, or else, learned to work around this fundamental structural difference in how players may be deployed in the game in each big league?

In 43 years, the AL and NL have simply grown apart because of it, each playing a variation of baseball, but a different game, nevertheless, – with each league now requiring a different plan for personnel needs and game management.

Has the DH altered the integrity of baseball? Of course, it has. The fact that inter-league play requires teams from the two different leagues to now play the game from two vastly different strategy bases, based upon each home club having preference for keeping the normal rules of its own league in place, it becomes a pairing challenge that goes all the way through inter-league regular season play and is then resumed during the  annual World Series.

What a travesty. What a betrayal of tradition. And what a real loss to the integrity of baseball.

Need more proof? This summer, the game of baseball is inducting a former commissioner who tred indifferently all over that DH-caused breech in service to the mending of his own hurt feelings about the 2002 All Star Game “tie” into the Hall of Fame. – More on that move later.

So, what’s the big deal?

The Power of the “Between the Lines” lesson in my life.

Back in 1951-52, I had a school baseball team manager at St. Christopher’s School here in Houston named Frank Veselka. “Mr. Veselka” was a machinist at Hughes Tool Company, but he was first of all, to us, a baseball man who got off work from his shift five days a week and came straight to us for practices and games during the weeks that comprised our baseball season each spring. In our minds, he may as well have been Connie Mack. When Mr. Veselka told us we could do something on the field, we believed he was telling us the truth – that we actually could do it.

My personal best “Mr. Veselka moment” came in 1952, when I got called in to pitch for the first time in a game from center field. Our starter had loaded the bases in the top of the first with a hit and a couple of walks and apparently needed a way out. Mr. Veselka was meeting with him at the mound when he suddenly yelled at me, also issuing a hand wave to join them on the mound.

“Hey, Mac! Come in here!” – I can still hear Mr. Veselka’s words to this day.

“Holy Crap,” I thought, as I jogged into the mound, passing my pitcher-teammate on his way to the center field area I had just departed.

Then I got to the mound. It was Mr. Veselka and me. “What now?” I thought. The answer came quickly.

“Mac,” Mr. Veselka told me quietly, with his right hand on my left shoulder, with a contact that quickly became a grip, as though he were about to rearrange my posture. “Mac,” he said, “you’ve got a good arm and we need you to make good use of it right now. Get us out of this mess. Just throw it as hard as you can over the plate – and we will get you some runs when it’s our turn.”

What happened next was both the start and the highlight of my brief pitching career. – I struck out the side on nine pitches – with 7 swings, 0 fouls, and 2 called strikes. It was the great moment of joy in my ever so brief baseball pitching career, even though I did continue to pitch. I remember asking Mr. Veselka “what do I do now” as I went back out to pitch in the second inning. “Just keep pitching the ball over the plate as hard as you can – for as long as you can,” Mr. Veselka said.

Pretty straightforward instructions. And back then, voices of authority spoke to me in indelible ink.

No problem. I was able to see the ball going over the middle of the plate in my mind, even before I released it. In the four innings I worked as the losing pitcher, I cannot remember throwing more than three balls total. Everything else was either a called or swinging strike out, a foul ball, a contact ball out, or a base hit off a ball coming down the middle. And I neither had the gumption or the wisdom at age 13 to try thinking about the inside or outside black parts of the plate as variable alternate destinations before I released some of those later, slower pitches. My arm speed had worn down from the “hard as you can” part of my precise assignment. Deceiving the batter was not even a general “something” in my preparation for this experience.

The point of this example is to show how powerfully we believed in anything our manager had to say about baseball – even if you were sent into a game with the bases loaded to pitch with nothing else to go on but Mr. Veselka’s words to “get us out of this mess” as your basis for believing in that possibility.

Thanks, Mr. Veselka! That was an object lesson that would come up a few more critical times in life. Fortunately, I would learn over the years that nobody gets through life happily with only a soon-tiring fastball as their response to the full range of challenge that await.

Frank Veselka also taught us about the integrity of the game, even if “integrity” was never an everyday word in the Houston east end of 1952. We certainly heard them enough for me to pretty much guarantee that this memorized paraphrase of what he said is as about as close to the literal version as I am able to recall it:

“Boys, the game of baseball is held together by certain rules of play that make the game what it is – and that’s the best game in the world. It’s up to everybody who suits up to play the game between those white lines out there to play the game at their honest best and by the rules. And that’s very important for you young pups to remember. Always give the game your best. Never cheat. And never, ever short change the game by changing the rules to suit yourselves. It’s three strikes and your out and four balls for a walk. And never do anything to serve your own purposes, if its going to be something that hurts the game of baseball.” ~ Frank Veselka, Manager, St. Christopher’s Parochial School, Houston TX (1948-1956).

The Insufferable Selig Assault Upon Baseball Integrity

Thank God Bud Selig is gone. Thank goodness the All Star Game league winning chip no longer qualifies which league shall play the current year’s World Series with home field advantage. And too bad the HOF voters  probably had to promise Bud Selig with selection for the Hall of Fame in exchange for his retirement as Commissioner of Baseball. Even if they did not, it would make sense that Selig’s lap-sitter supporters would want to clean up his most embarrassing public decision (All Star Game winner Determines Home Team Advantage in the World Series) before the Cooperstown award took place.

As part of the newly modified and time-extended peace agreement between MLB and the MLB Players Union, the home team advantage in the 2017 World Series will now go to the Houston Astros team with the best regular season record – as, indeed, it should.

The All Star Game World Series reward card (2003-2016) violated every primal understanding I ever held about keeping rewards and consequences between the white lines. If your team didn’t do it on their own, you should not be able to benefit from the victory attained by an all-star team whose members probably may not give a wombat’s ankle for how your team fares in the World Series and neither should that fact be compensated by paying members of an all-star team to do it for a team that is still undetermined on a July All Star game date.

And don’t get me started on a 2017-selected Hall of Fame member and former commissioner who pulled one of the oldest late-in-the-day car tricks in the world on Astros owner Jim Crane – just to force him into moving Houston to the AL as a final condition on the club’s franchise purchase from the McLane interests. Had Selig not also, a few years earlier, manipulated the NL to accept his former Brewers club as a transfer franchise from the AL to the NL, the whole leverage lean on Jim Crane would have been unnecessary.

New Commissioner Manfred Changes the IBB rule

Now it’s time for our new Commissioner Rob Manfred to sit or shine, shine or sit. (Never repeat the previous sentence aloud when you already are speaking too fast.)

The question is – Why did Commissioner Rob Manfred change the IBB intentional walk rule for 2017?

The official answer is – He did away with the mandatory four ball pitches and replaced them with some kind of managerial hand signal to the umpire to simply have the next batter take his place at first base as an “intentional walk” runner.

The official explanation for the change flows easily. – It is supposed to save time from the ordinary play of the game.

What? – Save time? – How much saved time? – 30 seconds of saved time for every once-in-a-blue-moon occasions it happens?

Well, so what? Who’s going to miss those 4 lame ball pitches, anyway? – Right?

Who? – I’ll tell you who! – Any of us who’ve ever seen or been involved when one of these IBB pitches go awry are going to miss those actually pitched balls. That’s who.

Have you ever stopped to consider this seemingly simple thought? Under the IBB call situation, unless he’s a brand new entry game pitcher, the guy on the mound that has been having control problems throwing strikes – or out-producing pitches of any kind – is now the same fellow that’s being asked to control throwing four balls in a row! – What could possibly go wrong in this “routine” matter of throwing four outside the strike zone pitches for the traditional IBB execution?

My two favorite examples both involve games in which the IBB pitches were being attempted in the bottom of the 9th of far-in-time separated tie games with runners on 2nd and 3rd -with two outs – and with a good hitter at the plate: (1) In the first instance, a first IBB pitch sailed over the catcher’s head, allowing the winning run to score; (2) In the second example, the right handed batter reached out on a third ball attempted pitch and blooped it into right field for a game-winning RBI.

Forgive my anger tonight, Mr. Manfred, but you just stepped on something that was sacred to the rules of the game that many of us grew up playing between the lines. Perhaps, if you were a little older, and if you too had played for someone like my old manager, Frank Veselka, during your own formative years, we would be on the same side in 2017.

Meanwhile, I will continue to hope for a reversal of the new IBB rules and a return to the traditional 4-pitch walk requirement in 2018.

A Baseball Integrity Council

Our baseball commissioners face a tough job: Do what’s best for the game without violating its integrity or misusing their own power for political reasons. I doubt that Solomon could handle that job without stepping into something they had not intended.

I’m not even sure now where the Commissioner sources his advisories on major baseball business, but it seems to me that some kind of rotating, limited term Baseball Integrity Council might be a good place to start.

Let’s say it’s an 8-person committee for a 4-year term of volunteer service.  These people could come from any strongly connected source in the greater baseball culture. They all would need to be aware of the game’s history and conscious of the difference between an integrity decision and a business decision. (The IBB change is an integrity issue; the cost of parking near a stadium is a business decision.)

On every integrity question facing a commissioner’s decision, each BIC member would provide a written statement to the commissioner. Then, even if he voted against the advice of them all, the commissioner would make the decision.

That is not the situation that exists now. Commissioner Manfred has access to the brightest minds in baseball, but these people aren’t going to necessarily provide him with the feedback he needs, if they aren’t sure how he’s going to react to their suggestions. – Did anyone bother to tell Manfred that he was messing with the integrity of the game when he changed the IBB rules? If not, at least one, or more, of these people is not giving Commissioner Manfred the counsel he needs. And, if they are not speaking up, it is because of their concerns for how a potential dispute with the Commissioner may effect their own relationship.

And, frankly, dear readers, everything that the previous paragraph covers sounds too much like Washington DC to be healthy.

At any rate, some kind of integrity council plan is worth further thought.

Thanks, Mark Wernick!

This column isn’t the one I thought I would write when I first heard from you about the IBB rules change, but it is the one that chose to write itself, thanks to your intellectual nudging. I shall leave the footnoted, citation presentations to those with a little different mind-set on writing.

Thanks for the goose.

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

 

 

Astros vs. Rangers Through Seven games

June 5, 2017

Jeff Banister, Manager
2017 Texas Rangers

Running and Gunning Through their First 7 Games in 2017 *

Astros —  Rangers
6-1 W-L 1-6
48 Runs 28
.288 Avg .218
16 HR 11
43 SO 92
29 BB 23
3.71 ERA 5.85

* Compliments of the Dallas Morning News, Sports Day, June 4, 2017

It’s a long season and anything can still happen. That being said, 2017, so far, is a lot more fun for Houston Astros fans and a much longer winding road for followers of the Texas Rangers, who now trail their Southeast Texas brethren by 15 full games  through their first 57 games that both clubs (Astros 41-16 and Rangers 26-31) each have played in the American League West this year to date.

As Astros fans, let’s just sit back and enjoy this dream season for as long as it lasts. Meanwhile, our deeply genuine thanks go out to Jeff Luhnow, A.J. Hinch, Jim Crane, and Reid Ryan, especially, for all they’ve each done to make it happen.

“Hello, there! I’m actor David Thewlis and I play the insanely sinister super villain V.M. Varga on the latest FX Network Series Version of Fargo. I’m not really Rangers manager Jeff Banister, but were I playing that fellow as the character I now portray on Fargo, there would be plenty of extra-legal things I could do to immediately help our Rangers club in the AL West. – I also sort of dashingly look and smile in ways that remind one of Jeff Banister too. …. Don’t you think?”

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Just Call ‘Em “Earnest Hinchesway”

June 3, 2017

Former Houston Buff Jim Basso and Ernest Hemingway

 

Ernest Hemingway
Compliments of the Jim Basso Collection

 

No, the 2017 Houston Astros aren’t the 1927 New York Yankees, but I’m now guessing they could bop with Ruth and Company pretty good if they played old “Murderers’ Row” as they did almost everyone else in May.

The guys adopted so well to manager A.J. Hinch’s appropriate pre-season slogan of “Earn It”  that it only took one-third of the season for them to have earned the “best team in baseball” call from all comers, far and wide. Indeed, these 2017 Astros are the most “earnest” about winning team that most of us older fans have ever seen. Bar none.

“Earnest” should be their most deserved team first name – leaving the “a” in the spelling – and leaving the door wide open for the completion of their 21st century-style team name for what it is by who they truly are as a remarkable club – and by an identity that comes close to conjuring up the image of a fellow who loved baseball, wrote passionately about it, and probably won more fights than all of the Murderers’ Row members combined over a variety of subjects.

Just call the 2017 Houston Astros by their fully earned and deserved team name for the all out passionate way they play the game in accord with their manager’s wishes.

Just call ’em “Earnest Hinchesway!”

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle