A Video of LaPorte, Back in 1948!

August 25, 2009

LaPorte 1948

Thanks to my old classmate and late-in-life St. Thomas High School buddy Vito Schlabra for sending me today’s “local history” subject. It’s a beautiful video jouney for anyone that may have been around here back in the day.  Someone has put together a nice little antique film strip on LaPorte, Texas, circa 1948 or so. Edited with appropriate background music, this show is now playing on You-Tube. The views of the old “Port” movie theatre  on Main Street and “Bob & Marie’s” cafe near Sylvan Beach bring back a lot of memories, even to us Houstonians who only made it over to LaPorte on occasional weekends back in the 1940s and 1950s.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A moving picture with music has to be worth at least 100,000. Enjoy!

Ken Boyer: Another Great One Not in the Hall!

August 24, 2009

Ken Boyer 001 Ken Boyer was neither the first nor the last of the baseball playing Boyer boys. He was simply the best of the six brothers who ventured into the arena of the professional over the two decades that followed World War II. The Alba, Missouri native was also just one among the pack of the fourteen kids born to the rural Boyer family who discovered baseball as a way up and out to the larger world when he began his career with Class D  Lebanon in 1949. Ken started as a pitcher, going 5-1 with a 3.42 ERA in ’49, but he also did something else that first year that distracted the parent Cardinal organization from seeing his future on the mound. He hit .455 for the season. Once Boyer’s pitching record slipped to 6-8 with a 4.39 ERA in 1950 with Class D Hamilton, while his battting average stayed up there at .342, the Cardinals felt that they had to keep the guy in the lineup as a position player.  Ken made the transition just fine as a third baseman for Class A Omaha in 1951. He batted .306 with 14 HR and 90 RBI before going into the service for two two years (1952-53) during the Korean War. Ken Boyer resumed his career in 1954 as a third baseman for the Houston Buffs. His career took off like a rocket. Batting .319 with 21 homers and 116 runs batted in for the ’54 Buffs, Boyer led the club to the Texas League championship – as he also launched his own career to the major league level in 1955.

For the next fifteen seasons, and principally with the Cardinals, Ken Boyer was one the premiere sluggers in the big leagues. After his eleventh season with the Cardinals, back trouble led to Ken’s trade to the Mets. Ken’s last four seasons (1966-69), playing variably back and forth among the Mets and White Sox, and finally with the Dodgers in 1969,  were fairly unproductive. He still finished his career with a .287 batting average, 282 homers, and 1,141 runs batted in.

After his playing days were done, Ken managed in the minor leagues before returning to the big leagues as a coach for the Cardinals in 1971-72. Kenny eventually took over as manager of the Cardinals in 1978, but he was forced to resign early in 1980. Shortly thereafter, Ken Boyer was diagnosed with lung cancer, an illness that took his life at the age of 51 on September 7, 1982.

In 1984, the St. Louis Cardinals retired Ken Boyer’s # 14. It remains the only retired number among those so honored by the Cardinals that doesn’t belong to a Hall of Fame player. The memory of Ken Boyer of the Cardinals, like Ron Santo of the Cubs, remains among us today as another of those hard slugging, slick fielding third basemen who were never selected for induction into the Hall of Fame. Ken Boyer was better than “good.” His production won him the National League MVP award in 1964. He also won five gold gloves awards for his fielding over the course of his career.

Older brother Cloyd Boyer went 16-10 for the 1948 Houston Buffs. He then (1949-52, 1955) achieved an MLB pitching record of 20-23 with an ERA of 4.78 over five seasons. Younger brother Clete Boyer, another third baseman, posted a career record of .242, 162 HR, and 654 RBI over 16 seasons in the majors (1955-57, 1959-1971). Clete and brother Ken set a record when they became the only brothers in history to homer in the same World Series game in 1964. Ken did it for the victorious Cardinals in the form of a game-winning grand slam. Clete did it more quietly in a losing cause for the New York Yankees.

Three other Boyer brothers had brief experiences as minor leaguers, but went no further. Still, any family that produces six kids good enough to play professional baseball at any level is definitely rolling hard and fast in the baseball gene stream.

Have a nice Monday!

Three Stooges Bio Pic Project in Limbo!

August 23, 2009

Three Stooges 001 Producers/Directors/Writers Peter and Bobby Farrelly have been trying to put together a biographical movie on the lives and careers of the infamous “Three Stooges” for about ten years now. Just when it appeared that they had nailed down their cast and were ready to go into August 2009 production in time to make a 2010 release date, the cast commitments are falling apart. First to back out was Sean Penn, who had been set to play “Larry,” the bald-on-top, fuzzy-on-the -sides character in the right of our photo. Penn cited personal reasons and a desire to spend more time with his family as the causes behind his decision.

On the heels of Penn’s back-out, Jim Carrey, who had signed on to play the bald and stout “Curly,” our guy in the far left of our photo by putting on fifty pounds for the role, is now rumored as the second actor who will be pulling away from the production. Only Benecio Del Toro, the great Spanish actor who signed up to play the dominant “Mo” character in this crazy mix is still on board, but that could change also with the departure of the two big name stars. The Farrelly Brothers have their script and other production needs in place, they are just stopped for now by a scattering, escaping cast of big star chicken outs! I understand that Paul Giammati is the probable replacement for Penn as Larry, but there is no word on the street about who may replace Carrey as Curly.

Like many of you, I grew up watching the Stooges and their inane physical assaults upon each other through all those countless episodes of “dumb and dumber” adventures with wine, women, and work. It’s undoubtedly no coincidence that the Farrelly Brothers are behind the Stooges movie. These are the same guys who brought us that “Dumb and Dumber” movie series a few years ago.

Moe (Moe Howard) was always my favorite Stooge because of his early behavioral resemblance to some of the grocery store managers I encountered as a kid worker, just starting out. To my profound surprise, I later encountered “Moe” again on my doctoral dissertation committee, and also at insurance agencies, banks, repair shops, and even in the presence of some traffic cops and co-workers. Do you remember “Moe”? He was the guy who was forever pretending to be smart enough to do the job that was always over his head.

Curly (Jerome Howard) was Moe’s real life brother – the idiot child who usally caught the brunt of Moe’s displaced anger and aggression for everything bad that happens. Totally hapless in his ability to immediatelystand up for himself, Curly absorbed the pain with a frustrated cry of “NYUK! NYUK!” and a rapid-fire, self-inflicted hand slap of his own face.  His memory for passive-aggressive revenge wasn’t bad, however. A few minutes after each absorbed asault, whenever Moe had returned to his total state of unawareness, Curly would then get him back in some equally painful physical way. – Hammers to Moe’s head were effective, but Curly’s “floating hands butterfly slap” was the real bomb. Moe fell for it every time.

Larry (Larry Fine) was the non-descript, non-relative member of the original Stooges trio. Larry always gave you the impression that he might escape the fate of the Stooges by taking these two easy steps: comb his hair and get far away from Curly and Moe. He was just too dumb to ever do it. As a result, he got his hair pulled, his nose sawed, and his eyes poked on a regular basis by the two Howard boys – and in whatever comibination they came after him.

When Curly Howard had a stroke, he was replaced on screen by brother Shemp Howard, who then played (What do you know?) a character called “Shemp.” (Sadly, Curly later died.) Shemp brought his own brand of creative physical idiocy to the screen. On the broadest band of description, however, Shemp was the guy who looked like Moe and acted like Curly. When Shemp Howard also died and was then serially replaced by the characters named “Joe” and “Curly Joe,” I never watched again. The Three Stooges were then dead to me after the passing of Shemp. Plus, I was older then – and too cool for a while to watch anything like the Three Stooges. Now that I’ve rounded third and am headed for home, I’m a Stooges fan again all the way!

I hope the Farrelly Brothers can get this Stooges movie act finally off the ground and through the force field of all the human egos that are bound to get in the way of making a film of this nature. If they don’t, somebody needs to grab a saw and put it to good use on each of their Farrelly noses.

Editorial Note, 10/01/09: I want to thank Paul Groner for “gently” writing to point out three  errors of fact in my original article: (1) I misspelled Moe Howard’s name as “Mo”; and (2) I neglected to note that Curly Howard’s birth name was “Jerome,” not “Curly;” and (3) I stated that Shemp Howard replaced Curly Howard as one of the Three Stooges upon the death of the latter. In reality, Curly left the ensemble after he suffered a stroke. Shemp replaced him as the result of Curly’s illness. – Curly died later, after Shemp was already established in his replacement role.

Those of you who really know me undertsand how important “getting it right” is to me – and how unimportant “being right” is to my psyche. As a result, I have corrected those mistakes today in the piece above in the hope that they will straighten out these facts to any readers I may have misinformed. My apologies also go out to any Stooges fans who were offended by my mistakes.

I may not remember the Three Stooges perfectly, but the perfect joy they brought to my childhood shall live forever. Next time you find I’ve made a mistake, and I will make some,  just let me know, matter of factly. I listen a lot better to reasonably expressed opinions snd information.

John Hernandez: Minor League Star, Major League Dad.

August 22, 2009

Johnny Hernandez John Hernandez was the star lefthanded battting and throwing first baseman of the 1947 Texas League and Dixie Series Champion Houston Buffs. After an early acquisition from Oklahoma City in 1947, Hernandez did very well in Houston. His .301 batting average, 17 home runs, and 78 runs batted in were a big  part of the reason the Buffs enjoyed one of their finest seasons of all time that year, and that doesn’t even take into account his defensive contributions with the glove. The guy was a sweet fielding wizard at his position.

The future of John Hernandez had major league star written all over it by the end of the 1947 season, and his prospects soared in spite of the fact that he already had lost three seasons to military service in World War II (1943-45). Prior to the war, Californian Hernandez already had built a good start on his resume’. Breaking in with Class D Valdosta in 1941, John batted .290 with 2 HR and 25 RBI. He improved in 1942 with Class C Salt Lake City by hitting .312 with 2 homers and 72 RBI.

Unfortunately, life doesn’t always move in straight lines. Something happened to the vision of John Hernandez after the 1947 season, however, that would effect his career and the road of his life forever. Hernandez went to see an optometrist in the 47-48 off-season, complaining of “blurry” vision. I don’t know if this doctor was here in Houston or in his home near San Francisco, but I rather think it was the latter. The doctor prescribed lenses that Hernandez claims were filled with prisms. When Hernandez got off to a bad start with the 1948 Buffs as a result of his vision impairment, he tried a number of things to restore his eyesight, including eye exercises, but nothing helped. His eyes had been permanently damaged. John kept playing, but Houston traded his contract back to Oklahoma City for the balance of 1948. On the year,  Hernandez’s production had dropped to a .228 BA with only 11 HR and 61 RBI.

Hernandez dropped down to Class A Wilks-Barre for a respectable .281 mark to start the season, but his power was gone. He garnered only 8 HR and 38 RBI. Dropping down to Class D San Angelo that same year, John batted only .241 with 3 long balls and 6 RBI before he got another call back to the AA Texas League with Oklahoma City. At Oklahoma City and Beaumont over the rest of 1949, John Hernandez drew the curtain on his own career by batting only .203 with 2 HR and 17 RBI.

John Hernandez was done as a ballplayer after 1949. He took a job as a fireman in San Francisco and decided to simply dedicate himself to being a good husband and future family man. When his two young sons, Gary and Keith, came along in the years that immediately followed their father’s baseball retirement, they were born into the life of a dad who was already  there for them on a daily basis, and  one who was ready to teach them all he had learned about baseball that they were willing to absorb.

keith-hernandez John Hernandez’s son Keith grew up to be one of the greatest defensive first baseman in major league history. Keith Hernandez’s 11 straight gold glove awards is a mjor league record. He also wan’t too shabby as a hitter either, leading the National League in hitting in 1979 with a .344 average at St. Louis. Keith Hernandez also was a leading force on two World Series ball clubs, the 1982 St. Louis Cardinals and the 1986 New York Mets. What a lot of people don’t know is that Keith Hernandez always used his dad as his anchor man coach for helping him straighten out anything that was getting in the way of his best game, and that assistance covers a lot of ground in this instance.

When Keith Hernandez retired after 1990, he finished his seventeen season major league career with a batting average of .290, a total of 162 HR and 1,071 RBI. His father John survived to see it all unfold, watching his son have the major league career that had slipped away from his own personal grasp. Now, was this all random coincidence – or a beautiful example of divine serendipity? A talented father is denied a major league career due to an unsolvable vision problem, but this reality puts him in position to become an everyday guiding factor in his own future son’s development as a ballplayer.

Based on what we each believe, or disbelieve, we all have to decide this question for ourselves. As for me, I’m casting my vote for the Hernandez family as a prime example of divine serendipity. Keith Hernandez certainly was no altar boy model as a young man, but nevertheless, he turned out very allright in the long run.

What would have happened to Keith Hernandez had he not had the everyday dad that John Hernandez turned out to be while he was growing up? That is the real unanswerable question.

 

 

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Bill McCurdy

Principal Writer, Editor, Publisher

The Pecan Park Eagle

6:15 To Lake Charles.

August 21, 2009

LC 081809 001 On August 18-19 of this week, my wife and I, accompanied by my wife’s sister and her husband, took a little nostalgia trip on the train for an overnighter to the L’Auberge Hotel and Casino in Lake Charles. It wasn’t nostalgic from the standpoint of some unrequited need to visit our money in the casino. None of us are really gamblers. We simply wanted to recharge the memory cells on what it feels like to travel by rail. It had been near forever for all of us. For me, the year was 1955.

In short, we booked our way on Amtrak and then pre-arranged for a rental car to be ready for us at the station in Lake Charles.

LC 081809 002 The economics of this little trip were within reason to many household budgets. With my brother-in-law and I both qualifying (by a long shot) for the “62 and over” senior discount, our round-trip train tickets averaged about $35.00 each. The Budget Rental Car tab in Lake Charles ran about $53.00 (including all the taxes) for a 24-hours-from-pick-up daily cycle; and our very luxurious rooms at L’Auberge were $109.00 each. Lunch at the rather expansive L’Auberge buffet was $13.00 a person and another restaurant there called “The Cafe” did breakfast for about the same price as the buffet. – The cost of walking ino the casino will have your bottom, if you don’t enter there with a bottom limit on how much you’re willing to lose. They don’t build these monuments to the illusion of easy money upon the foundational thought of very many people named John Q. Public going home rich.

Leaving Houston by rail takes you down tracks that are a real reminder of the jungle that is our town, and I’m not just talking about trees or social problems alone and separately. I’m talking about both together. It didn’t take that long to find the graffiti or the swaddling mass of trees and brush that surround the tracks in so many places on the route out of town.

At one point, we suddenly burst forth from the trees and were then riding across the surface of Lake Houston. That was little different too from the everything-looks-the-same-waltz down the never-ending sameness of an I-10 automobile drive. It also was nice to have the time away from driving on a summer day that was tailor-made for cloud-watching.

LC 081809 004 b I forgot to mention that the 6:15 AM train to Lake Charles didn’t actually leave until 7:15 AM. It was late getting there due to some back-up along the lines from freighters near San Antonio. That was OK with us. We came prepared to leave our 21st century clocks and mindsets at home as we boarded the train for this ride into yesterday.

The seats were quite comfortable. They come with adjustments for leg and foot support, along with back support and reclining potential. Amtrak serves food and snacks in their dining car and lounge, but they also don’t mind you bringing yur own food and drinks with you. We brought egg salad sandwiches and bought Pepsis and coffee in the lounge. We also spent time in the observation car, a place with mostly glass ceilings and wide comfortable chairs for looking out the windows.

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This train route began in Los Angeles on its way to the terminal in downtown New Orleans. It ued to run all the way to Miami, but Hurricane Katrina changed that plan in 2005 by damaging the tracks east of New Orleans. I have no idea if the old full service line to Florida will ever be resumed.

LC 081809 006 We met a couple sitting near us that had been in the coach since LA on their way to New Orleans. Other than the fact that each were unable to hold their heads erect, they, otherwise, seemed to be OK. Sleeping berths are available, but at a much higher rate.

LC 081809 009 Even on the short three hour ride from Houston to Lake Charles, it was my take that people on trains are much friendlier toward each other than they are on planes. Maybe a lot of factors kick in here to make that so beyond the trains themselves, but all these other varaiables hinge on the common ground that no one I met three days ago brought a sense of urgency with them on the train ride. We just got on the old iron horse prepared, for the most part, to just accept whatever happened to the train’s ETA at various points along the way. Any traveler with a close-call meeting schedule in another city wasn’t on our train the other day. They were at the airport.

LC 081809 010 The train is pretty comfortable. With air conditioning and quiet engines, we’re not talking any longer about those long, hot rides of soot-belching noise and dust that we see in the old western movies. Once you adjust to the gentle back and forth sway along the tracks, most of you will be either gently reading or falling asleep over much of the long distances you plan to cover.

LC 081809 008 Our train made only one six-minute stop in Beaumont on the way over to Lake Charles.

The weather was so typical of those long summer days when rain is possible on an every afternoon basis. We haven’t had that kind of weather in Houston this year due to the demonic high that sits in residence over our city, but they have been a little luckier than us in the near areas just east of us in Louisiana. It’s still hot there, but the promise of rain in the afternoon just places a whole diffferent outlook on the rest of the day.

LC 081809 011 The little station in Lake Charles was about the size of two brick-walled telephone booths, place side-by-side, but there were benches outside for those of us  waiting on rides. Because of our late departure from Houston, we had to wait about fifteen more minutes for our rental car.

You don’t really need a rental car in Lake Charles, if you’re just going straight to the hotel and back. For the price of a return trip, however, it’s about as cheap to rent a car. Then you have the flexibility to go anywhere you want.

LC 081809 012 L’auberge was great, relative to its accomodations. This place has all the amenities of a family oriented destination site, along with the casino and a lot of shops built ino the facility.  They also offer a magnificent swimming pool facility and there’s an 18-hole golf course thrown in for guest use as well. There were also several other eateries in the building that we didn’t have time to try, including a steak house owned by Jack Daniels.

LC 081809 013 Just one word of advice to fellow Texans. They do not have good Mexican food in Lake Charles, no matter what the locals may try to tell you. We ate at a place on Churchill Street called Cancun that had been recomended. Two days later, I’m still recovering from the grease.

LC 081809 014 I think L’Auberge has a meaning that translates into “bear.” Otherwise, I could find no other reason for the statue of a bear that they have posted outside the front door. At any rate, this was one of those stories that’s more about the journey than the destination. Travelling by train was relaxing and a lot of fun.You may also want to think about taking a train sometime. I think you may enjoy it more than you imagine. Heck! Houstonians don’t really have to stop in Lake Charles. This train goes to New Orleans too.

Enjoy your own journey. Enjoy your own road. Let someone else do the driving, while you shed the load. That’s what a vacation is supposed to be about.

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Red Munger: A Kid from the Houston East End!

August 20, 2009

Red Munger 01 We just returned last night from a two-day train trip to Lake Charles, but that’s a story for another day. This morning I want to tell you about another ex-Cardinal and former Buff pitcher who also just happened to be a good friend. His name was George “Red” Munger, a name that won’t be lost to the memories of anyone who was around during all those 1940s years of great Cardinal teams. Red Munger just happened to be a big part of that success. The native Houstonian and lifelong East Ender was smack dab in the middle of that zenith era in Cardinal history, even though he lost all of 1945 and most of the championship 1946 season to military service. Red still managed to return in time to make his own contributions to the Cardinals’ victory over the Boston Red Sox in the 1946 World Series.

George David “Red” Munger was born in Houston on October 4, 1918. Like most able bodied, athletically inclined  East Enders of his era, Red was drawn to sandlot and Houston youth organized baseball at an early age. I never asked Red if he made it  to the opening of Buff Stadium on April 11, 1928, but I wouldn’t be surprised if he did find a way to get in as a nine-year old baseball fanatic. He lived in the neighborhood and he was an avid Buffs fan long prior to his two short stints with the 1937 and 1938 Houston club.  Red also made it downtown as a young kid to old West End Park prior to the opening of Buff Stadium. The little I know today from years past about West End Park still comes mainly from what I was told by Red Munger and former Browns/Senators catcher Frank Mancuso. My regret is that I didn’t make a focused attempt in earlier years to drain their brains of all they each knew about the facts and lore of West End Park. Recording history gets a lot tougher once all the eye witnesses and other primary sources are gone.

Red Munger was signed by Fred Ankenman of the Houston Buffs as a BR/TR pitcher following his 1937 graduation from high school. The Buffs sent Red to New Iberia of the Evangeline League where he promptly racked up a 19-11 record with a 3.42 ERA in his first season of professional ball. Red finished the ’37 season with Houston, posting no record and a 2.45 ERA in limited work. 1938 found Red back at New Iberia, where his 10-6 record quickly earned him a second promotion to the higher level Buffs club.  Munger only posted a 2-5 mark for the ’38 Buffs, but his improvement over the next four seasons at Asheville (16-13), Sacramento (9-14) (17-16) and Columbus, Oho (16-13) finally earned him a shot the withthe  big club.  Red went 9-5 with a 3.95 ERA at St. Louis in 1943; he then went 11-3, with an incredible 1.34 ERA with the 1944 Cardinals.

Red Munger’s 1944 success earned him a place on the National League All Star team, but before he got to play, he was called up and inducted into the army for military service. RedRed Munger 02 achieved some great, but unsurprising success in service baseball. He was just too good for the competition he faced at that rank amateur level. Once Red obtained his second lieutenant’s commission and was assigned to developing the baseball program at his base in Germany, he just stopped playing in favor of full time teaching. He even said that he had no heart for pitching or hitting against competitors who were too young, too green, and too unable to compete against him.

Red returned from the service in late 1946, just in time to pitch a few innings in the late season and to throw a complete game win over Boston at Fenway Park in Game Four of the World Series. The 12-3 Cardinal victoy tied the Series at 2-2 in games as Munger also benefitted from a twenty hit Cardinal attack on Red Sox pitching. Over the next five seasons with the Cardinals, Red posted two outstanding years in 1947 (16-5, 3.37) and 1949 (15-8, 3.88). His other years were fairly mediocre. The nadir in Red Munger’s career came falling down upon him in 1952. He was dealt to the Pittsburgh Piartes and his combined record with St. Louis and Pittsburgh was 0-4 with a 7.92 balloon-level ERA for the year.

Red would have one more year in the majors in 1956 when, after returning from Hollywood of the Pacific Coast League after four seasons, he went 3-4 with a 4.04 ERA for the Pirates. Munger had earned his way back with a 23-8, 1.85 ERA mark at Hollywood in 1955. After two more piddling years in the minors, Red Munger retired after the 1958 season and closed the door on a twenty year playing career. He left beind a respectable major league mark of 77-56 with an ERA of 3.83. All told, Red Munger pitched for twenty seasons from 1937 to 1958.

Red Munger 04 After baseball, Red Munger worked as  a minor league pitching coach and also as a private investigator for the Pinkerton agency. He later developed diabetes and passed away from us on July 23, 1996 at age 77. I took that last picture of him in the 1946 Cardinals replica cap on a visit to his home, about two weeks before he died. Red gave me that cap that he wore in the picture at left on the same day. I have treasured it ever since.

Red was generous to a fault. I never accepted any of his offered gifts of authentic artifacts, but strangers to the man were not as kind. I advised Red to save his things for family and history, but Red had a mind and heart all his own. One time a guy came to interview Red a single time. In the process, Red warmed up to the guy and offered the man his 1938 Buffs uniform, which he somehow managed to have kept for all those years. The man took it and was never seen again. I think that stung Red pretty deeply.

Red loved talking about the everyday action of life in the big leagues. His stories go way beyond the scope of a single blog article. One of his early “edge” lessons came from Warren Spahn. “We were up in Boston, playing the Braves,” Red drolled, “and old Spahn was pitching against me. He was doing so well that I decided to pay closer attention to his mechanics. It didn’t take me long to find the source of his ‘edge’ because I was looking for it when no else, even the umpires,  apparently weren’t. What Spahnie was doing was gradually covering the pitching rubber with that black dirt they used to have on their mound at Braves Field. Once that was done, he would simply start his windup about one foot closer to the plate. With good control, a pitcher becomes much more effective at 59 feet six inches than he is at sixty feet six inches. I know. I tried it after watching Spahn do it. For me, it was good enough to produce a win. No, I never talked about it with Spahn, but I feel sure he knew what I was doing too. We both had a reason to keep our mouths shut, now didn’t we?”

Red Munger 03Red Munger enjoyed watching position players with strong arms and then imagining how effective they might be as pitchers. His favorite subject that last summer of 1996 was Ken Caminiti – and this was long before all the disclosures about Ken’s mind-altering and performace-enhancing drug abuse. Red Munger just liked the man as a gifted athlete. Caminiti fit the bill on what Red Munger was looking for in pitching potential. “Give me a guy with a strong arm and I can probably teach him the other things he needs to know about pitching. I can’t teach a guy how to have a strong arm – and as far as I can see,  no one else can do that either beyond telling him to work out and hope for the best. As far as I’m concerned in the matter of good arms, you’ve either  got one or you don’t.”

Red Munger didn’t live long enough to see the steroid era coming, but I think I can tell you this much: He would not have liked it at all. Red Munger may have taken the “Spahn Edge” on that mound dirt in Boston, but he honestly believed that baseball was a game to be played with the natural abilities that came to a player at birth. I asked him about the use of alcohol and stimulants like amphetamines once. “A lot of people drank back in my time, but beer or booze never made anybody a better pitcher. As for the use of drugs, we didn’t have that kind of stuff going on in my day. We just got out there and played the game with what the God Lord gave us through Mother Nature. If that wasn’t good enough, a player had to start looking for another line of work.”

Recreationally, Red used to say that he enjoyed Crosley Field as one of his favorite ballparks. “My liking of the place had nothing to do with me pitching better there.” Red stressed. “I just liked watching old Hank Sauer of the Reds running up that hill in left field, trying to catch a fly ball without falling down.”

Red Munger would have loved Minute Maid Park!

Howie Pollet: One of Those Rickey Melons!

August 17, 2009

HB 003 HOWIE POLLET 2From the late 1920s through the early 1950s, the St. Louis Cardinals operated a farm system that pretty much resembled the good  and growing business of a fabled Hempstead, Texas watermelon grower. – Everything they harvested came out tasting sweet – with very little hassle from unwanted seeds.

Such a melon was a a tall and slim lefthanded pitcher from New Orleeans named Howard Joseph “Howie” Pollet. This guy’s work and production were as sweet as they came. Starting out with the New Iberia Cardinals of the Class D Evangeline League in 1939, Pollet was only age 17 on Opening Day. He didn’t hit age 18 until June 26th, but age didn’t matter. Howie rolled through his first season of competition against other kids and many older men by posting a 14-5 record with an ERA of 2.37. This young melon came cooled. And he was good enough to spend the end of the season with the then Class A1 Houston Buffaloes of the Texas League, posting a 1-1 mark and a 4.67 ERA.

The 19-year old second year version of Howie Pollet pitched the whole season with Houston, registering a 20-7 record with an outstanding ERA of 2.88. Under future Cardinals mentor Eddie Dyer, the 1940 Buffs won the Texas League straightaway championship in a 16-game lead runaway from second place San Antonio. Houston then won the Shaughnessy Playoff before bowing to the Nashville Vols, 4 games to 1, in the Dixie Series.

HB 003 HOWIE POLLET Back with Houston in 1941, the now 20-year old lefty showed that he had little left to prove in the minor leagues, even at his still tender age.  In 1941, Pollet posted a 20-3 record for the Buffs and a league leading  ERA of  only 1.16. In all of Texas League history through 2008, only Walt Dickson’s 1.06 ERA, also posted with Houston back in 1916, beats the 1941 mark of Howie Pollet. Pollet also led the Texas League in strikeouts in 1941 with 151. The Buffs again won the Texas League straightaway race, this time by 16.5 games, but they lost in the first round of the playoffs for the Texas League pennant.

No matter what, Howie Pollet’s minor league days were done after 1941. Pollet finished that season in St. Louis, going 5-2 with a 1.93 ERA for the parent Cardinals. Howie spent the next two “war seasons” of 1942-43 going 15-9 over both seasons. His 1.75 ERA in 1943, however, still led the National League. Pollet then spent 1944-45 in the military service, coming back in 1946 in time to go 21-10 with a second league leading 2.10 ERA title. Pollet was 0-1 in two games of the 1946 World Series, but he wasn’t the only melon in the patch. The Cardinals still won the sweet taste of a world championship.

After a couple of mediocre years in 1947-48, Howie Pollet revved it up again in 1949, going 20-9 with a 2.77 ERA in 1949. He then fell back to 14-13 in 1950.

On June 15, 1951, Howie Pollet was traded to the Pittsburgh Pirates with Bill Howerton, Ted Wilks, Joe Garagiola, and Dick Cole in exchange for lefty pitcher Cliff Chambers and outfielder Wally Westlake. A couple of years later, the Pirates would deal Pollet to the Chicago Cubs. Howie would return to finish his career in Pittsburgh in 1956. His 0-4 mark with the Buccos in ’56 convinced him to hang ’em up. He finished a 14-season MLB career with a record of 131 wins, 116 losses, ann ERA of 3.51 over 2,107.1 innings of big league action, and 934 strikeouts to 745 walks. Howie Pollet never blossomed into the territory of sustained greatness that most people predicted for him, but when he was good and really on his game, he had the kind of stuff that placed him way up there among the best of all time. He spent his last two seasons working out of the pen.

PolletHoward473.84_HS_CSUAfter baseball, Howie Pollet returned to his adopted home of Houston and went into the insurance business with his former Buffs and Cardinals manager, Eddie Dyer. He even returned to baseball one year to serve as pitching coach for the Houston Astros. He was only age 53 when he died of cancer in 1974. Sometimes the good guys who arrive early also make an early exit. Baseball and Houston were the poorer from the early passing of the great Howie Pollet, but we’re glad we had him while we did.

Pardon Me, Ford!

August 16, 2009

Nixon Ford Over the years, writing parody has always been one of the main ways I sought rest from a particular research subject for a day or so. The practice rejuvenated me. It felt like the written equivalent to doodling. I followed this pattern all through school too – and also over the heaviest years of my private practice work – when I practically had  no other energy left over at the end of the day for writing anything beyond case record notes. – Even then, I could write parody, if nothing else. Wow! – Talk about “all work and no play making Jack a dull boy!” I had some nadir-level years with writing much beyond my own signature in that regard back then. I may still be duller than dishwater as a writer, but I’m enjoying it a whole lot more these days.

Most of my word doodles I’ve trashed, but the one I bring you today felt like a keeper from the start. It was my favorite – and I’ve needed no hard copy to hold onto it. It long ago took its place in the jukebox (i-pod?) region of my memory bank and won’t go away from my list of favorites.

My favorite little “vacation” work came to me back in 1975, when I wrote Pardon Me, Ford, a parody of how I speculated that the pardoning of President Richard M. Nixon came about. I was so pumped from the experience that I even submitted it to Lorne Michaels at Saturday Night Live for their use as a skit. They didn’t use it, but Michaels, at least, wrote me back. He explained that they only did their own material – and that they didn’t take in unsolicited writing or do other people’s laundry.

That being said, here it is again. I did something like this way back on Chron.Com, but what the heck? I feel the need to do it again this morning.

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Pardon Me, Ford

By Bill McCurdy

The time is 1973. The scene is the Oval Office of the White House. President Richard Nixon is meeting with newly appointed Vice-President Gerald Ford to discuss the potential fallout from Watergate and the probability that he is going to be impeached and possibly face jail time for criminal acts. Ford is sitting. Nixon is pacing the floor. When Nixon finally speaks, he sings what he has to say to the tune of the old Johnny Mercer song, Chattanooga Choo Choo. Use yur imagination and you will see the scene evolving to the point of Nixon and Ford dancing off stage at the end of the act like a couple of smiling, hand-waving vaudevillians.

Pardon me, Ford! – Let’s have a chat and choose your new shoes!

I will resign! – Then everything will be fine!

There’s gonna be – a Watergate Investigation!

It won’t be fair! – ‘Cause Johnny Dean will be there!

They’ll have the votes for my impeachment so I might as well go!

Then you can be the President – and they’ll never know!

If I have conceded! – (Expletive Deleted!)

If I knew – or didn’t know – they just can’t read it!

I’ll never roam – away from my own tax-free – San Clemente home!

And you can wear the new shoes – that go along with the throne!

Pardon me, Ford! – Pardon me, Ford!

All aboard!

Pardon me, Ford!  – Pardon me, Ford!

Get on board!

(both Nixon & Ford now singing and dancing off stage together)

AND WE CAN WEAR THE NEW SHOES … – (trombones: dada da da!)

THAT GO ALONG WTH THE THROOOOOOOOOOOONE!

(drum riff: Bada-Bing! – as Nixon & Ford disappear off-stage left.)

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Bill McCurdy

Principal Writer, Editor, Publisher

The Pecan Park Eagle

 

Paul Boesch: The Father of Houston Wrestling!

August 15, 2009

Paul Boesch His name was Paul Boesch. By the time the 35-year old Brooklyn native reached Houston in 1947, he had already lived the fullest life of a great adventurer and real life hero. Born on October  2, 1912, this son of a New York street car conductor was one of seven children. When his father died before Paul reached age 5, the business of survival fell upon his mother and older siblings. His mother worked as a domestic servant to well-to-do families and the struggling Boesch household survived. Graduating from high school in 1929, according to one report, young Paul Boesch soon found excellence in his pursuit of achievements that required a combination of mental and physical skills. In 1932, he placed third in the highly regarded North Atlantic Coast Lifeguard Competition. Paul soon followed that success by choosing to join professional wrestling as his career. It was a choice that eventually led him to a 2005 posthumous induction into the Wrestling Hall of Fame.

Paul Boesch 008 Some reports say that Paul didn’t even finish high school, but whatever the case, his education on physical and emotional survival in a difficult world was far superior to that of  most kids who grew up back then with the full protection of two stable parents. He began working as a lifeguard on the Alantic Coast by age 14. Over the course of his mostly adolescent career in that field, he was credited with saving about five hundred lives.

Paul’s wrestling career carried him to the Pacific Rim countries in the 1930s. He barely escaped from the Philippines in time to avoid capture by the invading Japanese, but he quickly joined the U.S. Army and went on to valiant service in the European theatre. By the time of his end-of-the-war discharge, Paul Boesch had left the service having earned a Purple Heart, a Silver Star and Cluster, a Bronze Heart and Cluster, and the French Croix de Guerre with Star. He also earned a Combat Infantryman’s Badge, a Distinguished Unit Citation, and a Distinguished Citizen’s Award from the 121st Infantry Association.

Paul Boesch Paul Boesch returned to wrestling after World War II, but that all ended with a near fatal car crash in 1947 that combined with old back injuries from wrestling to effectively end his active career. He would still appear infrequently in grudge matches over the years, but the damage from the wreck removed him from  full-time wrestling.

About this same  time in 1947, Paul made contact with promoter Morris Sigel in Houston about coming here to do wrestling radio broadcasts and local promotions. Paul accepted the job, opening the gate on his date with destiny as a future Houston icon of early television and local wrestling. By 1949, KLEE-TV went on the air as Houston’s first television station. For many of us, myself included, Paul Boesch was either the first person we ever saw on television – or the first face and voice we remembered as a recurring character on the local small screen – and he was wonderful.

Even though most of us knew down deep that wrestling was more fixed showmanship than it was open and fair competition, we all wanted to buy into the stories that Paul Boesch was telling us about the intensity of these rivalries and the characters of these athletes.

Were Duke Keomuka and and Dirty Don Evans really as mean as they seemed to be? On Friday nights, all of us could watch Dirty Don Evans rubbing soap in the eyes of his opponents. Then, on Sundays, some of us got to watch the same “Dirty Don” help taking up the weekly collection at church. – What was wrong with this picture? To us kids, it was a serious mystery. Which  of these men was the “real” Mr. Evans? I often wanted to ask him, “Mr. Evans, how is it you’re able to be so mean on Friday nights and then still want to show up for Mass on Sundays?” I was afraid to ask. I didn’t want soap in my eyes!

Paul Boesch Paul Boesch took to TV like honey sticks to peanut butter. After Morris Sigel died, Paul Boesch took his place as the local promoter of wrestling at the City Auditorium while continuing as the creative director of all the “good guy / bad guy” melodrama matches through his television broadcasts and wrestler interviews. When they tore the auditorium down in the mid-1960s and replaced it with Jones Hall, wrestling moved to the Sam Houston Coliseum and Boesch went with it. Paul Boesch and Houston Wrestling were continuously on the air from 1949 through 1989, mostly on Channel 39, although Boesch had to retire from broadcasting in 1987 due to a heart condition. On March 7, 1989, the gentle man with cauliflower ears passed away, leaving Houston and all the children’s charities he supported the poorer for it.

Paul Boesch was also a literary man. His three books are illustrative of his broad interests and talent. In 1962, he wrote Road to Hurtgen, a non-fiction account of his experiences as a soldier at war. In 1966, he published a book of his poetry in a work entitled, Much of Me in Each of These. In 1981, he wrote his primary autobiography, The Career of Paul Boesch – One Man, One Sport, One Lifetime – 50 Years on the Mat. Then, as a posthumous tribute to Paul, his friends and family publsihed his secondary autobiography. This one was called Hey Boy – Where’d You Get Them Ears?

Paul Boesch Paul Boesch was an anomaly. He was a genuine man of character – building a life on a stage that was totally sports fiction. Only the injuries and the knuckle-peppered cauliflower ears were firmly real in wrestling, but Paul Boesch was the “real deal” as a great and giving human being to the very core of his soul. The stuff he did for the neglected kids of Houston was legendary. And Houston lost a class act when this man passed from our midst.

God rest your soul, Paul Boesch. A lot of us still remember and miss what you brought to the heart of our town. It was your town too back then- and it always will be. You live on through all the good effects you had upon Houston’s young people.

World War II: When MLB Players Went “Over There!”

August 14, 2009

Witte Arrmy Pic In the picture at left, that’s former Houston Buff and St. Louis Brown first baseman Jerry Witte toting his US Army duffel bag in the top center, back row position of the scene. Witte was merely one of hundreds of professsional baseball players who poured themselves into the business of fighting World War II from the very start of it all. The great Bob Feller was on his way to Cleveland to sign his 1942 playing contract with the Indians when the Japanese pulled off their sneak bombing of Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941. Instead of signing another baseball contract, Feller took the first opportunity the very next day to join the Navy and the fight.

Not everybody from the big leagues went right away – and not everyone of eligibility went until they felt the chill of the draft breathing down their necks, but they went. And they served, in combat and in programs of special morale service to all branches of the United States Military. Once FDR wrote his now famous letter to Baseball Comissioner Kenesaw Mountain Landis, declaring that keeping the big league game going during World War II was important to the morale of the American people, the level, if not the pigmentary complexion, of the big leagues began to change. Many of the minor leagues did shut down, but the President’s “keep playing” message offered no assurance that play could continue at a high quality level anywhere. Baseball players were offered no special deferment from service status based on their employment in a morale-building industry.

Over the years 1942-1945, the quality of play in the major leagues reduced considerably. How could it not? With stars like Bob Feller, Ted Williams,  Joe DiMaggio, Stan Musial, and Hank Greenberg all away serving in the military, there were no replacements out there who could even come close to filling their enormous shoes. Many overage stars of earlier years, people like Lloyd and Paul Waner, prolonged their careers, playing through 1945 in limited capacities as stars who had begun MLB back in the 1920s.

With the serious wounding and weakening of the New York Yankees, Detroit Tigers, Boston Red Sox, and Cleveland Indians through personnel loss, the always lowly St. Louis Browns managed to put together a 1944 club that was good enough to nip the Tigers at the wire by a single game for what would prove to be their only American League pennant in history. Unfortunately for the Browns, their same town rival Cardinals still had players like Stan Musial playing for them in 1944 and the frequent flyer winners of the National League pennant would go on to take the ’44 Browns in the World Series, four games to two. Musial would be in the service in 1945, opening the door for the also lowly Chicago Cubs to win their most recent National League  pennant.

Ted Williams Joe DiMaggio and Bob Feller  lost  three seasons to World War II; Hank Greenberg (thanks to a correction supplied me by fellow SABR buddy Bob Kienzle of Dayton, Ohio) lost the better part of four and one-half seasons; Stan Musial only lost one year. Ted Williams, on the other hand, lost three seasons to World War II and almost all of two more years later when he was called back to fly combat fighter missions in Korea. You can play all day with the numbers on what they each lost to military service, but you know dadgum what? So did all our no-big-name parents and grandparents from everyday life who also put down their ploughs and welding rods at home to serve this country in wartime. They didn’t call them the “greatest generation” for any lighthanded reason.

If you really want to grab a handle on how broad and deep this cut into baseball careers ran red, click onto this link and take an especial look at “Those Who Served” from the left hand column on the home page.

http://www.baseballinwartime.com/

Bob Feller I recently saw Bob Feller at the July 31st “Knuckle Ball” in Houston. Nearing age 91, the man still possesses amazing energy and alertness. I think if you asked Bob Feller today how he felt about the baseball time he lost to World War II, he’d answer with something like, “I didn’t lose anything. I gave my time to my country when it needed me to be there on the fighting line for America.”

Semper Fi!

And not just by the way, Happy V-J Day! On August 15, 1945, a jubilant announcement roared across America that Japan had surrendered, ending World War II. On September 2, 1945, the Japanese formally surrendered on the deck of the U.S.S. Missouri in Tokyo Bay. Pick either of these dates as V-J (Victory Over Japan) Day and remember what they were about while you are celebrating both. Like all our great victories for peace, V-J Day came at a great cost that is always born on the backs of our great people in the U.S. Armed Services.