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Another Call to Vintage Ball

July 11, 2015

“Rule’ in the Houston Babies as lovers of the 1860 base ball game!

This is a Good Time to Organize Your Own Vintage Base Ball Club.

Because of the long hot summers we endure in Houston, our local vintage base ball clubs have been moving more and more to a split season independent scheduling of games in the spring and fall. If only two more clubs could choose to form now, we would have enough teams to justify a round robin schedule of three separate Saturday games between four teams, or even expand it to a six game schedule if all clubs agreed and play it for the fall championship – and our first official local championship.

If you have any interest in baseball and discovering again the greatest fun you had with baseball since your sandlot days, please get in to ouch with Bob Dorrill by e-mail and we will do all we are able to help you organize your plans for a club that both plays and dresses for the 1860 rules that once governed the game.

A Brief Local History.

The Houston Babies are now in their seventh year of reincarnation. Starting in 2008, the heavily SABER-loaded, but not exclusively SABR rostered vintage base ball club came into being in honor of the first professional base ball team in Houston, the 1888 Houston Babies of the brand new Texas League. Yours truly served as the club’s original, and still titular-status General Manager. Bob Dorrill was, and still, is the Babies’ Field Manager and the real driving force and operational General Manager  behind the sustainable health and success of the Babies’ modern history. Behind Bob Dorrill’s leadership role as the leader of the Larry Dierker Chapter of SABR, his coordination of the publication needs of the first and only ancient history book on baseball in Houston, his planning for the 2014 National Convention of SABR in Houston, his work for the “Save the Astrodome” group, his involvement with the Houston Astros as a season-ticket holder, his voluntary service activities through his church, and, last, but not least, his devotion of time to family, we think Bob sleeps about four hours a night – and still wakes up with a smile and a handshake for all who deserve it.

We’ve also said this before. – The man is retired. He had to be retired. Otherwise, he could not have had the time he needs to accomplish what’s really important to a passionate pursuit of life.

That being said, the Houston Babies of 2008 got started playing several games against the already established Montgomery County/Lone Star College Saw Dogs. Over the years since then, the opposition first expanded to include clubs from Boerne, Texas, the Boerne White Sox and Tusculum Freethinkers, and the Richmond Giants. It did not take us far into our new page of vintage base ball history on a local basis to discover that scheduling games would suffer some of the same problems suffered by the early base ball clubs of the 19th centuries. The Saw Dogs and Giants both blossomed and faded – and the still very active Boerne clubs were simply too far away to schedule on a frequent basis. – And we mean no fault to Boerne on that score. Located near San Antonio, the Boerne White Sox have been willing travelers to the Houston area for vintage games on several occasions. Our Babies, on the other hand, have never traveled farther than Sealy, Texas to play a game.

Our good friends, the Katy Combine, sparked into lively and friendly-fierce competitive existence by Tom and Dave Flores & Company, came into being about four years ago and have been our regular running mates and gentlemanly foes at tourneys and festivals played everywhere from the Combine’s home field at Katy, to the spring festival games in Sealy, to the vacant lot next to the Galvez Hotel at the beach in Galveston, to the other celebrations at the George Ranch State Park near Sugar Land, to Constellation Field, home of the professional Sugar Land Skeeters. Weather permitting, we also are hoping to expand play into the Hempstead, Texas area in the foreseeable future.

We could not have made this progress without the active help of the Katy Combine. They are wonderful competitors and worthy adversaries who have more often than we care to remember – handed our Babies club its tail on a silver platter. The Combine and the Babies, for now, also are the only solvent ongoing vintage base ball clubs in the greater Houston area.

We refuse to give up what we know is true. If we can reach those of all ages who do have some actual ability to play the modern game, that they are going to love vintage baseball. It truly is a spiritual rejuvenation for older players and a great bonding experience for younger players. Our Babies club, for example, ranges in age from late adolescence to mid seventies.

If you can still play, the experience will go beyond making your day. It is life itself again in full bloom.

We need some focus on growth of this really rewarding exercise/hobby. In our brief experience, we have learned that vintage base ball, played without gloves by the 1860 rules, is about the closest thing we have to a time machine for recreating the joy of sandlot baseball from childhood. We’ve also learned from our real time experience with the Houston summer heat, that vintage base ball game best enjoyed on Saturdays in the early spring and late fall.

Back in 2012, vintage base ball and our Houston Babies received some nice coverage by Channel 13, but we weren’t prepared then to follow up the tout with a plan for reaching others. Now we seem to have reached a point in which a marketing plan of some broad input and support will be needed to keep things rolling toward a situation of easier, more interesting schedule-making. Otherwise, some of us are concerned for the sport’s ongoing future. If vintage ball fails to take hold and grow in Houston, it will not be for want of the joy it brings, but because we failed to get enough support behind the activity to make it attractive to others on a broader scale.

The George Ranch State Park, south of Sugar Land, is our favorite setting for the pastoral atmosphere it lends to the 1860 base ball rules game.

The George Ranch State Park, south of Sugar Land, is our favorite setting for the pastoral atmosphere it lends to the 1860 base ball rules game.

A Proposal.

Here’s a brief staring point suggestion, one we’ve mentioned in an earlier column on this same subject: If we could get two more active vintage ball clubs going in our area, we could have our then four clubs play each other on three Saturdays in the spring and again, another three Saturdays in the fall. At the end of those six games, the two clubs with the best overall records could play on a seventh total of all Saturdays for the championship – one that would be followed by the awarding of championship and runner-up trophys – and a league celebration party.

Here’s one of many links that explains the rules of 1860 base ball:

http://www.shoelessjoejackson.org/vintage-games-rules-and-terms.php

If think you may be interested in organizing or playing for a vintage baseball club in the Houston area … contact Bob Dorrill for further information at BDorrill@aol.com

Is the Decline in MLB Offense Over?

July 10, 2015
SABR Researcher and Frequent Columnist for The Pecan Park Eagle Bill Gilbert looks at the decline in MLB offense.

SABR Researcher and Frequent Columnist for The Pecan Park Eagle Bill Gilbert looks at the decline in MLB offense.

Is the Decline in Major League Baseball Offense Over?

By Bill Gilbert

Offensive production in major league baseball has been steadily declining since it peaked in 2000. It appears that it may have reached a low point in 2014. At the midpoint of the 2015 season, offense is showing a slight increase over last year.

The numbers below illustrate key hitting and pitching statistics for the peak year of 2000 and the last three years. The 2015 figures are for the first half of the season:

HITTING STATS   2000   2013   2014   2015
Runs per Game 5.14 4.17 4.07 4.11
Batting Average .270 .253 .251 .253
On-Base Percentage .345 .318 .314 .314
Slugging Average .437 .396 .386 .396
On-Base + Slugging .782 .714 .700 .710
PITCHING STATS   2000   2013   2014   2015
Earned Run Average 4.76 3.86 3.74 3.82
Walks & Hits per IP 1.468 1.300 1.275 1.279

From these figures, it can be seen that the decline in offense continued in all categories in 2014. However, in 2015, the trend has either stopped or been reversed.

Another indicator of offensive performance is the number of players who are on target to combine hitting for both average and power to achieve a .300 batting average, 30 home runs and 100 RBIs. In 2014, only two players achieved all three (Victor Martinez and Jose Abreu) but at midseason, neither are on target to repeat in 2015. However, four others are on target (.300-15-50) and nine others are close (.290-13-45). Figures are for games through July 5.

ON TARGET   BA-HR-RBI   COMMENT
Bryce Harper .347-25-60 Breakthrough   season
Nelson Cruz .304-21-50 Started very strong
Paul Goldschmidt .348-20-67 Strong MVP candidate
Miguel Cabrera .350-15-54 Derailed by injury
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  BA-HR-RBI COMMENT
Mike Trout .299-21-45 Has never made all three
Josh Donaldson .296-19-56 Does everything well
Manny Machado .299-17-46 Coming on strong
Adrian Gonzalez .291-15-50 Mister Consistency
Anthony Rizzo .292-15-45 Emerging star
Adam Lind .298-14-51 Flies under radar
Buster Posey .304-14-57 Building HOF career
Prince Fielder .347-13-50 Strong surgery comeback
Stephen Vogt .290-13-53 Oakland’s best hitter

A number of theories have been advanced for the decline in offense since 2000. Probably the most significant is the greater control over the use of performance enhancing drugs (PEDs). Other factors are a perceived increase in the size of the strike zone at the low end, the arrival of an exceptional group of starting pitchers (Max Scherzer, Clayton Kershaw, Chris Sale, Felix Hernandez, Adam Wainwright, Madison Bumgarner, David Price, Zack Greinke, etc.), the improvement of bullpens with most teams able to send out a series of flame throwing relievers in the late innings and the all or nothing “grip it and rip it” approach taken by many hitters which makes them more vulnerable to good pitching.

Another change since 2000 that has possibly been under-reported is the significant change in walk and strikeout rates:

RELEVANT STATS   2000   2013   2014   2015
Strikeouts per Game per Team 6.45 7.55 7.70 7.57
Walks per Game per Team 3.75 3.01 2.88 2.83
Strikeout to Walk Ratio 1.72 2.51 2.67 2.67

The higher strikeout rate and lower walk rate have both resulted in decreased scoring.

What has changed in 2015? The decline may have run its course but a more significant factor may be the arrival in recent years of a number of exceptional young hitters who are beginning to reach the prime of their careers (Mike Trout, Bryce Harper, Giancarlo Stanton, Josh Donaldson, Anthony Rizzo, Kris Bryant, George Springer, Andrew McCutchen, Paul Goldschmidt, Buster Posey, Joc Pederson, etc.).

There was talk during the off season that some changes, such as lowering the pitching mound, might be appropriate to return more offense to the game. The evidence so far in 2015 suggests that such changes would be premature.

Bill Gilbert

billcgilbert@sbcglobal.net

7/9/2015

Is Pop Music Our Lowest Common Denominator?

July 9, 2015

“What do you mean, ‘Its all about that base, ’bout that base, – no treble’? I have no idea what you are talking about.”
-George Gershwin

Pop music is often described as our American culture’s lowest common denominator of awareness, especially as our interests pertain to our conscious pursuit of love. Assuming that to be true, if it is, what does that say about where we are going as a culture when we examine the large changes in pop music that have occurred in the last sixty years?

Here are two songs we might use to frame the difference. We could have selected hundreds of other examples, but two will do for a one-column look at the question. Our first selection dates back to a 1957 recorded publication. The other comes straight out of our 2014 timeline back yard. And here are the lyrics of each. If you care to hear both, they are each available at YouTube by performing an artist and song title search:

When I Fall in Love (1957)

Writers: Ming Zhou Huang, Victor Young,

Edward Heyman and Gerald Mosby

Performer: Nat King Cole

When I fall in love, it will be – forever
Or I’ll never fall – in love
In a restless world like this is
Love is ended – before it’s begun
And too many moonlight kisses
Seem to cool – in the warmth – of the sun

When I give my heart, it will be – completely
Or I’ll never give – my heart
And the moment – I can feel that,

You feel that – way too
Is when I fall in love – with you

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Love Me Harder (2014)

Writer: Ariana Grande
Performer: Arianna Grande

Tell me something I need to know
Then take my breath and never let it go
If you just let me invade your space
I’ll take the pleasure, take it with the pain

And if in the moment I bite my lip
Baby, in that moment you’ll know this is
Something bigger than us and beyond bliss
Give me a reason to believe it

‘Cause if you want to keep me, you gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, got to love me harder
And if you really need me, you gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, got to love me harder
Baby, love me harder
Ooh, ooh, ooh, oooh,
Love me, love me, love me,
Ooh, ooh, ooh, oooh,
Harder, harder, harder

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Where are we going, indeed? And I don’t mean to simply drop the old “world coming to an end” bomb that older generations tend to drop on anything that appears to be, or is, a radical change from how things were “back in the day”. Heck. Our 1950s generation caught a lot of judgment and dismissal for our new pledge of allegiance beyond Elvis Presley to Chuck Berry, Fats Domino, Little Richard and Rock and Roll over Nat Cole, Frank Sinatra, Tony Bennett all of their beautiful romantic love ballads. In effect, we chose the beat over the sweet.

Today’s music is far more visceral and graphic – and sweet and cute little Ariana Grande, even though she presses all the right tactile buttons on the idea of proving love by appeals to some guy that he should “love her harder”, she still hardly goes anywhere too far down the tract of debasing and objectifying women, love and sex in general, but she’s on that same road – and that’s my take on what most new 21st century song material seems to be about. By not so subtle implication, Ariana is right in there with the “kiss or do something else tactile to find out if you are in love” crowd.

To me, the greatest distractions to true love we can produce are all those ideas that simply combine to profile love as an itch that can be scratched and found through either an Internet dating service, a speed dating program, or a casual roll in the hay.

Fact is, any loneliness itch that can be eliminated with a quick love scratch has about a 99% greater chance of growing as a repetitive compulsion to keep trying the same things that don’t work – and each time expecting a different result. And, if that sounds like that popular contemporary definition of “insanity” we’ve all now heard, it is no coincidence that it appears again here in this article.

Now, if you ask me whether I think today’s pop music is better than say, George Gershwin, Cole Porter, Louis Armstrong, Frank Sinatra, Bob Dylan, The Beatles, B.B. King, Duke Ellington, Billie Holiday, or The Four Freshmen, please save yourself the trouble of even bothering to ask.

As for today’s music, I wouldn’t even know for sure what little Ariana was trying to say, had I not the advantage of a Google lyric search.

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THE PECAN PARK EAGLE

THE PECAN PARK EAGLE

Rick Bush for SABR Dierker Chapter R.O.Y.

July 9, 2015
May 19, 2015: Rick Bush (foreground) with baseball legend Larry Miggins at the SABR gathering in Sugar Land. Courtesy of The Skeeters.

May 19, 2015: Rick Bush (foreground) with baseball legend Larry Miggins at the SABR gathering in Sugar Land. Courtesy of The Skeeters.

Although we still haven’t been able to get him to one of our monthly meetings of the Larry Dierker Chapter of SABR at the Spaghetti Western Restaurant in Houston, first year member Rick C. Bush, a local college English professor, did make it to our SABR meeting at Constellation Field in Sugar Land earlier this year.  He also has been an active participant here in The Pecan Park Eagle website community of souls who regularly and actively offers their thoughts and soulful responses to whatever happens to be our column topic of the day. My only face-to-face contact with Rick was at the Sugar Land gathering prior to a Skeeters game. I already liked him and his thinking process before we met and those affinities only grew stronger after our personal meeting.

Today those attributions brought the tea kettle of our admiration for the man as a researcher/writer to a steady whistle point with the receipt of of this late Wednesday afternoon e-mail:

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7/08/2015: E-mail from Rick Bush to Bill McCurdy at The Pecan Park Eagle ~

Bill,

Since you were the encourager that put me over the top as far as joining SABR was concerned (I wouldn’t listen to my wife alone, though I should know better), I thought I’d pass along the link to my (Craig) Biggio biography which was posted to the SABR site today.

Here it is: http://sabr.org/bioproj/person/f4d29cc8#

Hope you think it’s worthy of Biggio. It was difficult for me not to write it as a fan of his; fortunately, nobody has anything negative to say about the man, which made my task a bit easier.

As an interesting side note, I have a former Sunshine Kid, who knows Biggio well, in one of my summer classes and he now pitches for my alma mater, Texas Tech (he’s just taking some basics with us in the summer).

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Do yourself a favor, readers. Use the link supplied by Rick Bush to check out the fine homage he has written for Craig Biggio, our first pure Houston Astros career player to be selected for  induction into the Hall of Fame at Cooperstown next month as one of four members of the 2015 induction class. The other inductees are short-term 1998 Astros pitcher Randy Johnson, plus two other great pitchers, Pedro Martinez and John Smoltz.

Rick is too laid back modest to have blown his own horn loudly in this matter, but I will most certainly take it upon myself to do it for him, because his genuine modesty is precisely what makes his piece on Biggio appealing. Good research and writing do not have to be served with a dash of writer arrogance.

Congratulations, Rick! If we decide to establish a local SABR Chapter “Rookie of The Year” Award,  I will nominate you for the 2015 honor. In the meanwhile, we, hereby, name you as the 2015 winner of “The Pecan Park Eagle Writer of the Year” award. If we ever get around to funding this honor, we of The Eagle shall make sure you receive an appropriate trophy or plaque that speaks to the physical world of this honor, In the meanwhile, this writing award in spirit should take up no more room than your average air guitar.

May God Bless You – plus your further good research and writing,

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Your tribute to Craig Biggio awakens the Spirit of the Pecan Park Eagle, as described in the poem I wrote of it back in 1993:
THE PECAN PARK EAGLE

THE PECAN PARK EAGLE

Oh, would that the warm winds of spring might call us,

One more time, awakening our souls in green renewal

To that visceral awareness of hope and possibility.

 

To soar once more in spirit, like the Pecan Park Eagle,

High above the billowing clouds of a summer morning,

In flight destiny – to all that is bright and beautiful.

~ excerpt from “The Pecan Park Eagle” by Bill McCurdy, 1993.

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Some Great to Interesting Ballpark Signs

July 8, 2015
If the Indians have their own drugstore, how come their power numbers aren't much better? And why are they sunk in the ALC with a losing record?

If the Indians have their own drugstore, how come their power numbers aren’t much better? And why are they sunk in the ALC with a losing record?

Better yet - if you're not sure which is most important to you - your baby or a foul ball - please either leave your baby at home or just watch the games on cable TV.

Better yet – if you’re not sure which is most important to you – your baby or a foul ball – please either leave your baby at home or just watch the games on cable TV.

Unless this is your first

Unless this is your first “rodeo”, do you really need a sign to tell you that sometimes balls leave the field of play and could possibly hit you in the head? Why do you think so many kids bring their gloves?

Yep, if you ark too close to me fields of play, especially at city parks in the space behind backstops, you may  need be careful trying to drive hoe through a broken windshield.

Yep, if you park too close to the field of play, especially at city parks in the space behind backstops, you may need to be careful trying to drive home through a broken windshield.

People who put their kids into youth baseball should remember all these items, especially, the last one on the list.

People who put their kids into youth baseball programs should remember all these items, especially, the last one on the list.

This one must have been taken at either Budget Baseball Field or some early spring training site operated by the old St. Louis Browns.

This one must have been taken at either Budget Baseball Field or some early spring training site operated by the old St. Louis Browns.

The Abe Stark

The Abe Stark “HIT SIGN – WIN SUIT” AD at the bottom of the scoreboard in Ebbets Field was a pretty safe tease. You had to hit the sign on the fly at a height most balls were caught.

“The Phillies Use Lifebuoy”, but an unhappy fan got into Baker Bowl and added the following thought in the blank space beneath those words. He wrote, “…and they still stink!”

Back in 1965, the Astrodome Scoreboard was just a sign. - It was the sign of our times and our hope for many bright tomorrows!

Back in 1965, the Astrodome Scoreboard was not just a sign. – For young Houstonians, It was the sign of our times and our hopes for many bright tomorrows!

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THE PECAN PARK EAGLE

THE PECAN PARK EAGLE

AN A ROD-JETER-CORREA COMPARISON

July 7, 2015
Alex Rodriguez

Alex Rodriguez

DEREK JETER

DEREK JETER

CARLOS CORREA

CARLOS CORREA

For all who need to hear it said, I agree with you, if you contend that we need far more performance information on Carlos Correa before any kind of statistical comparison to a couple of Hall of Fame numbers guys like Alex Rodriguez and Derek Jeter could be taken with any serious validity, but …. if you have been closely watching the 20-year old Houston Astros rookie shortstop in his first 26 games, through July 6, 2015, you would have be nuts not to see his potential for greatness on offense and defense. Add to the positives his coolness and maturity in dealing with this sudden mass exposure to great expectations, and you get the impression that the young man from Puerto Rico is not going to need an extensive stay in some kind of maturity microwave program at a “rehab center” to grab hold of the wheel on this rarest of opportunities in sports. Unless he gets hurt, God forbid, I will be willing to bet, even though it’s early, that Carlos Correa is now performing at a level of superior play that is only the start of a long road to  greatness in the world of baseball.

Granted, the smartest MLB pitchers will compile a book on Correa, but I really think the kid possesses both the intelligence, the ability, and the coaching help he may need to make his own adjustments and turn the tables on the book.

The following two charts are compiled from data developed at Baseball Reference.Com. Through all games of July 6, 2015, each shows the dynamic projection of how everything that each of three players (Alex Rodriguez, Derek Jeter, and Carlos Correa) have done over the course of their MLB careers and how this data would average out over the shorter run of a 162-game season. Correa’s projections, of course, are coming from career data compiled through only 26 games, but it is still fun to look at his potentials for similarity and difference from both A Rod and Jeter. Because of his limited experience, Correa’s projected total of “0” triples for a typical 162-game season are due to the fact that, so far, he actually has yet to stroke his first three base hit. And this kind of projected picture for one full season is only based upon what a player actually has done.

If this were a real season product we were examining with Correa, and we were the Astros, we would certainly want to see the young man cut down on his strikeouts next season, if possible.

As Greg Lucas so nicely pointed out yesterday, it is a lot easier to compare Correa to Rodriquez than Jeter. Based on the data alone, A Rod and Correa are the power hitters, but Correa hits for a better average. Jeter hits for a better average than either A Rod or Correa, but his advantage over Correa is not significant.

Correa is the tallest at 6’4″ and 210 pounds. Then comes Jeter at 6’3″ and lightest in weight at 195. A Rod is last in height at 6’2″, but heaviest in weight at 225.

PROJECTED 162-GAME PERFORMANCE BASED UPON CAREER STATS TO-DATE, 7/06/2015

PLAYER AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI
A ROD 618 120 185 33 2 41 123
JETER 660 113 204 32 4 15 77
CORREA 698 112 212 56 0 44 118
PLAYER SB BB SO BA OBP SLG
A ROD 20 79 131 .299 .384 .557
JETER 21 64 109 .310 .377 .440
CORREA 31 31 150 .304 .333 .571

Tabular Data developed and published by Baseball Reference.Com.

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1921: Lively Ball, Homers Appall – Small Ball Fans

July 7, 2015
There wasn't any talk of lively ball back in 1968 when Bob Gibson took the mound for the Cardinals.

There wasn’t any talk of the lively ball back in 1968 when Bob Gibson took the mound for the St. Louis Cardinals.

These two articles from the 1921 Galveston Daily News speak in detail to today’s column headline. Babe Ruth, home runs, power hitting in general and the ban upon things pitchers from the dead ball era were allowed to do to baseballs, plus the increased use of new balls whenever a ball-in-play became scarred and more amenable to a pitcher’s special grip needs. etc. – these were all contributing to bigger scores, worse pitching stats and far less base running. – The get-on-base-and-wait-for-a-home-run era that later became synonymous with the managerial style of Earl Weaver’s tenure at Baltimore actually had been brought about some fifty years before old irascible Earl even came to the helm of the Orioles.

Like the Chicken Littles of 1930 who fretted over the super lively ball that ballooned offensive stats that year, and later, those of 1968 who seemed to curse the death of all offense, some writers of the early 1920s also were having trouble with changes in the game that seemed to be killing baseball as they felt it should always be played – one with dominant itching, defense, low scoring, and a lot of strategic base running.

Hope you can read these two articles from 1921. They fail to cover the biggest reason why MLB was happy to look the other way from straight answers about the new lively ball, as they often do on things that seem to help fill the gate, whether its legal or ethical, etc., as long as the game is putting butts in the seats of their ballparks, they denied that there was such a thing a new lively ball. Home runs were a crowd pleaser, as Babe Ruth and Company did their part in helping baseball move hard, fast and away for the 1919 Black Sox Scandal as quickly as possible.

Read the two articles – and let The Pecan Park Eagle know what you think of what they seem to be saying.

You may have to enlarge your screen to read these articles. Our apologies.

Galveston Daily New July 7, 2015 Contributed by Darrell Pittman

Galveston Daily New
July 7, 1921
Contributed by Darrell Pittman

Galveston Daily News July 10, 1921 Contributed by Darrell Pittman

Galveston Daily News
July 10, 1921
Contributed by Darrell Pittman

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Jeter and Correa, An Early Comparison

July 6, 2015
DEREK JETER 1995-2004 HOF CANDIDATE

DEREK JETER
1995-2014
HOF CANDIDATE

Derek Sanderson Jeter  … Born: June 26, 1974 … MLB Debut: June 27, 1995 … Age at 1st Game: 21 Years, 1 Day

Position: Shortstop
Bats: Right, Throws: Right
Height: 6′ 3″, Weight: 195 lb.

Derek Jeter Hitting Stats
G AB R H 2B 3B HR GRSL RBI BB IBB SO SH SF HBP GIDP AVG OBP SLG
1995 21 Yankees 15 48 5 12 4 1 0 0 7 3 0 11 0 0 0 0 .250 .294 .375
CARLOS CORREA 2015 MLB DEBUT R.O.Y. CANDDATE

CARLOS CORREA
2015 MLB DEBUT
R.O.Y. CANDIDATE

Carlos Javier Correa … Born: September 22, 1994 … MLB Debut: June 8, 2015 … Age at 1st Game: 20 Years, 9 Months. 14 Days

Position: Shortstop
Bats: Right, Throws: Right
Height: 6′ 4″, Weight: 210 lb.

Carlos Correa Hitting Stats (Through Games of July 5, 2015)
Yr Age Team G AB R H 2B 3B HR GRSL RBI BB IBB SO SH SF HBP GIDP AVG OBP SLG
2015 21 Astros 24 108 16 34 9 0 7 0 19 4 0 23 0 0 0 3 .315 .339 .593

Retirement Plans Must Take Inflation Into Account

July 5, 2015

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Item Submitted By Darrell Pittman Full Column Show Next. in Legible Print.


Item Submitted By Darrell Pittman
Full Column Show Next in Legible Print.

DEATH OF C.J. VIVROUX

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                                                                                                                                                                                                     He Made a Coffin For Himself And Grew Too Large For It

San Antonio, Tex., July 6. — Last night C.J. Vivroux died in the 74th year of his age. There was nothing in particular the matter with him beyond his advanced age. He was a Frenchman by birth and a locksmith by trade, and was universally respected. For a long time he ran a shop on Navarro street, and did a thriving business. Eighteen years ago he made himself a coffin of iron. It stood in his working place in view of all visitors. He was proud of its workmanship, its shape, the elegant manner in which it fit him and its other merits. He realized a very handsome competency, and retired from business taking his future abode with him. Up to the moment of his death it was a cherished piece of furniture in his bedchamber. He never lost faith in it, and his admiration of it never abated a jot. Unfortunately, like most of his nation he lived well and during his retirement took on much flesh. When the attendants attempted to place him in the “narrow house” which his hands had fashioned so many years ago it was found that he had outgrown it. All efforts were unavailing, and C.J. Vivroux was buried in a custom made coffin after all.

~ Galveston Daily News, July 7, 1888

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The 1888 death of 74 year old C.J. Vivroux in San Antonio  is a pretty good example of what happens to younger people who build financial retirement cash based on formulas  that fail to take into account the serious effects of inflation upon any best laid plans of mice, men, and women over time.  Although Vivroux’s dilemma was about the failure of his longtime plan to be be buried in a cast iron casket that he had proudly built for himself as a younger man, he had failed to consider that his own body weight inflation over the years might mean, in the end, that his internment plan, like any under-inflated retirement plan today, might be too small to meet his needs.

In the case of Vivroux, that proved to be no big problem for the undertaking crew. They apparently just dumped his undersized iron casket or sold it to a smaller customer – and threw together an XL custom-made pine box that he would have gotten without a plan. The living person in 2015 who runs out of retirement money and has no family or friends left to support them as still breathing disaster has to apply for Medicaid just to qualify for the lowest level of minor league minimal nursing home and health care available through the public coffers. That’s still not a big problem, if you are someone who has never had anything and you have a lifetime of welfare check receipts or a government agency that can prove that your needs are well known and documented. It is a problem, however, for those who have worked all their lives and have the IRS payment receipts to show for it. The workers who run out of money in retirement now have to prove that they are now legitimately broke – and not just trying to pull the wool over Uncle Sam’s eyes by hiding their assets. The problems this has caused for some newly-broke retirees has grown so complexly that it has spawned the growth of another specialty in legal practice called “elder attorneys’ – lawyers who do help elders with issues of age discrimination and abuse, but also spend a large amount of time now helping those seniors who once had assets prove that they now qualify for public assistance through Medicaid.

What’s the lesson here? I’m not totally sure, but I don’t like the one I’m hearing. – It sounds like it’s easier to get public assistance as an elder if you simply have been on it all your life, but if you have worked your way into old age and, due to bad planning or a catastrophic health problem, you now may have to retain a lawyer and develop a plan for proving that you are not just another crook trying to get into the public entitlement trough.

Oh well, old C.J. Vivroux’s problems back in 1888 weren’t all that complicated. Besides, he was already dead and didn’t even realize there would be a problem, unless, of course, he had tried out the iron casket later in life on a trial run and had one of those “UH-OH” moments that he then decided to ignore. All he needed when his problem came to light was – a carpenter and a guy with a shovel – and they might have even been the same man.

Pardon me folks. I’m now in recovery from barbeque inflation as a result of yesterday’s Fourth of July Food fest. Fortunately, my future plans are not based upon the presence of an iron casket I’ve been lugging around for a half century.

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The Pecan Park Eagle Says:

The Pecan Park Eagle
Says:
“HAPPY 4TH OF JULY WEEKEND!”

A Happy 4th of July Laughter Feast

July 4, 2015
HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY 2015

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY
2015

The Fourth of July is a holiday of dedication to the birth of American independence and freedom. And that includes the right of all people to speak independently of careful thought and their consequential freedom to experience the uproar of deeply felt laughter when asking or answering  a question that reveals the presence of stupidly.

These exchanges are excerpted  from a book called “Disorder in the American Courts” as a collection of things that people actually have said in court, word for word, that were taken down and published for the record by court reporters that faced the dual challenge of not going “ROTFLMAO” on a level that most assuredly would have landed them in the unemployment line.

This selection is not new to many of us, but The Pecan Park Eagle is deeply appreciative that friend and colleague Miriam Edelman decided to stir our joyous recollections with this material a couple of days ago. Some funny things never get old to the heart and soul of the “funny bone”, especially, if you haven’t heard them in a while. A few of the examples here are a little edgy, but none are dirty. They are simply incredibly sides-aching laughter funny – even if they only make you smile or crack the sour look that’s been feeding your recent facial expressions on a steady diet of today’s everyday bad news.

Lighten up! And have one healthy bang of a time this Fourth of July!

And always remember, especially on Independence Day, that our Freedoms always arrive in the form of two-sided coins. The other side may be as invisible as the dark side of the moon, but it’s there – and it’s name is Responsibility. In the end, and this goes for all of us, we only get to keep the freedoms that we are willing to take responsibility for owning – and that some egregious acts of irresponsibility have the power of taking away all of our freedoms at one time.

On that lighter note, let’s look at how some attorneys and witnesses used their freedoms of speech in court!

Misspoken Moments in Courts

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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th .
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you kidding me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th ?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral…
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

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And we will close this Independence Day 2015 salute with the most incredible (less than 2 minutes) fireworks show we’ve ever seen – and again – sent to us only this morning by the same long-time friend and colleague, Miriam Edelman who sent us the mind-staggering courtroom testimonies you’ve hopefully just read and enjoyed. – This one is a thing of visual beauty and ingenuity, showing how the people in a small village in the Hunan Province of China rang in the New Year. – What they did works beautifully for the 4th of July too. – And why shouldn’t it? – These are the direct descendants of the people who invented fireworks a few centuries ago – and they really do put their hearts into this show – as you will see, if you just give yourself a chance to watch and observe exactly what we mean. – We’ve been watching fireworks for the better part of seven decades and we have never, ever seen anything pyrotechnical that has worked this beautifully – even on this digital transcription. To have seen this display in person defies all of our imagined capacities for activating a fitting description of “awesome”.

By all means too – be sure to activate your picture to full screen. Awesome rolls in full screen.

Happy Fourth of July, Everybody!

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The Pecan Park Eagle Says:

The Pecan Park Eagle
Says:
“HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!”