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MLB (Mousy League Baseball) Presents….

May 31, 2016

 

The following is a presentation of Mousy League Baseball: The Game of the Future

The following is a presentation of
MLB (Mousy League Baseball):
The Game of the Very Near Future

 

1) Every team will be required to have "Designated Hater" on the bench. His job will be to relentlessly taunt the other team throughout the game as Leo Durocher once did in days gone by. All "DH" players will be required to look something like Evan Gattis - just to scare the crap out of the other guys.

1) Every team will be required to have a “Designated Hater” on the bench. His job will be to relentlessly taunt the other team throughout the game as Leo Durocher once did in days gone by. All “DH” players will be required to look something like Evan Gattis – just to scare the crap out of the other guys.

 

2) The regular DH hitters will be retained, but they too will be required to look something like Evan Gattis, but they absolutely must swing like too. It helps with the AC bill at enclosed venues.

2) The regular DH hitters will be retained, but they too will be required to look something like Evan Gattis. In this case, they absolutely must swing the bat like Evan Gattis too. It helps with the AC bill at enclosed venues.

In the event that a batter has a rare plate trip that fails to result in the usual K/HR result,, the new "DR" (Designated Runners) will take the base of each man who actually reaches safely. Rumor has it that certain Arizona runner prospects may have future HOF potential.

3) In the event that a batter has a rare plate trip that fails to result in the usual K/HR result, the new “DR” (Designated Runners) will take the base of each man who actually reaches safely. Rumor has it that certain Arizona runner prospects may have future HOF potential.

 

4) The Acme Bat Company has now signed a 30-year contract as the exclusive provider of all MLB bats. Complaints will be handled with our usual enthusiasm for grief from players and fans by Mr.Wile E. Coyote.

4) The Acme Bat Company has now signed a 30-year contract as the exclusive provider of all MLB bats. Complaints will be handled with our usual enthusiasm for grief from players and fans by Mr.Wile E. Coyote of our MLB staff.

 

6) Former carrot-patch pitcher and current sports medicine chief of MLB will be in charge of baseball's new controlled administration of testosterone and other HGH products to all players. All will be required to too Dr. Bugs on a routine basis and answer his singularly relentless question, asked only in the name of science: "Deeee-yup! - What's Up, Doc?"

5) Former carrot-patch pitcher and current sports medicine chief of MLB, Bugs Bunny, will be in charge of baseball’s new controlled administration of testosterone and other HGH products to all players. All players will be required to be examined by Dr. Bugs on a routine basis and answer his singularly relentless question, asked only in the name of science: “Deeee-yup! – What’s Up, Doc?”

 

6) On a related note, MLB has hired Woody Woodpecker as baseball's official

6) On a related note, MLB has hired Woody Woodpecker as baseball’s official advisor to all MLB pitchers on the best ways to saw off a bat in the hitter’s hands before he does any harm.

 

5) In MLB's service to the idea that sameness is not boring, we have constructed a one-of-a-kind bionic batter, based upon the dual qualities pf power and posture found in both Jeff Bagwell and Popeye the Sailor. He will be reproduced and awarded annually to the league champion of whichever league wins the All Star Game as a further incentive for winning the mid-summer classic. Stay tuned for further group think convolutions. and delusional decisions.

7)  In MLB’s service to the idea that sameness is not boring, we have constructed a one-of-a-kind bionic batter, based upon the dual qualities of power and posture found in both Jeff Bagwell and Popeye the Sailor. He will be reproduced and awarded annually to the league champion of whichever league wins the All Star Game as a further incentive for winning the mid-summer classic. Stay tuned for further group think convolutions. and delusional decisions.

 

8) The MLB Group Think Council has formally dismissed the application of Goofy Dogg as a candidate for the next Commissioner of Baseball. Saying 'we've already had one guy who made goofy decisions and can't take the chance with someone who has that word built into his legal name. Besides, we are confident that we are capable of doing that same job as a group without assigning goofiness to any us as singular members the headless body that we are hopeful of becoming."

8) The MLB Group Think Council has formally dismissed the application of Goofy Dogg as a candidate for the job as next Commissioner of Baseball, saying, “we’ve already had one guy who made goofy decisions.” Sammy Same of the Council added that “we can’t take the chance with someone who has that word built into his legal name. Besides, we are confident that we are capable of doing that same job as a group – without assigning the task of goofiness to any of us as singular members of the headless body that we are hopeful of soon becoming in many more obvious ways.”

 

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

https://bill37mccurdy.com/

Memorial Day Gratitude 2016

May 30, 2016
Major Carroll Houston Teas Pilot. US Army Air Corps Pacific Theater World War II

Major Carroll Houston Teas
Pilot.
US Army Air Corps
Pacific Theater
World War II

 

Thank You, Uncle Carroll, for all you and all the others did in our behalf. You came home from the war paralyzed and with a blood pressure condition that shortened your life, but you were my hero then – and you remain my hero today. We still love you – we speak of you often – and the pain of our separation from you never seems to quite go away. We are sustained by love, faith, and hope that someday, some way – we’ll be together again. God Bless You, Grand Hero of our Heroes! – As always, you will be especially close to us this weekend. It’s Memorial Day time again. Love Forever, Your Nephew, “Billy”

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It is the
VETERAN,
not the preacher,
who has given us freedom of religion.

It is
the VETERAN,
not the reporter,
who has given us freedom of the press.

It is
the VETERAN,
not the poet,
who has given us freedom of speech.

It is
the VETERAN,
not the campus organizer,
who has given us freedom to assemble.

It is
the VETERAN,
not the lawyer,
who has given us the right to a fair trial.

 

It is
the VETERAN,
not the politician,
who has given us the right to vote.

 

It is
the Soldier, Flyer, Marine, and Sailor
who died for us in combat
who gave us a  life now that we aspire to live in peace.

 

It is 2016, time again to reflect upon our real heroes, our armed forces.

Count Your Blessings this Memorial Day,

Never take any of our military service veterans for granted,

And always remember to honor those veterans who have died to keep us safe.

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Our thanks also go out to the anonymous soul who composed all but the last two stanzas of today’s Memorial Day Poem/Prayer. The composer of the last two lines shall also remain unknown.

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

https://bill37mccurdy.com/

Have a Blessed and Peaceful Memorial Day!

 

 

Fan Explains His Abandonment of MLB

May 29, 2016
Dr. Don Matlosz: "MLB is a stale-boring-unimaginative game and group think is at its core."

Dr. Don Matlosz: “MLB is a stale-boring-unimaginative game and group think is at its core.”

Dr. Don Matlosz is a lifelong baseball fan and a longtime member of the teaching faculty at Fresno State University with graduate degrees in psychology and public health. He is also an ancient friend, and, although we both attended each place at different times, we each have earlier degrees from UH and doctorates in public health from the University of Texas. We also worked together a thousand years ago at the Texas Research Institute of Mental Sciences in the Texas Medical Center. As a student of human nature and behavior. “Dr. M” ranks up there at the top in my book. He’s also bright, witty, and generously blessed with a personal aging process that places him just the other side of the “Dorian Gray” (To look at him, you might never guess that he once charged up San Juan Hill with Teddy Roosevelt during the Spanish-American War! – Just kidding, of course, but the man is remarkable in the sense that he still plays an active game of tennis, loves swimming, hiking, mountain-climbing, and traveling to faraway exotic places. – Keep it up, Don. D0 it for me and the rest of the gang. I’ll be sure to pass the word to  Don Budge or Jack Kramer, if I run into either of them any time soon. And I hope I don’t.

Dr. Matlosz also was an outstanding youth baseball player during his upper New Jersey years. His playing days and baseball hopes would carry him all the way to a short stint with the baseball Cougars while he was at UH. Now his connection to the game is abruptly changing. While still a fan of the game and a regular attendance fan at home games of the Fresno Grizzlies, the Astros AAA club, he has decided to abandon Major League Baseball altogether. We need to allow him to explain the basis for his decision.

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Why I’ve Had It with Major League Baseball

By Dr. Don Matlosz, Fresno State University

I just can’t take it anymore. MLB has become a stale-boring-unimaginative game and group think is at the core of all its problems.

The thought of sitting at a stadium, or in front of a tv for 3 hours watching 50% of the batters fail to put the ball in play, has no appeal. Baltimore vs. Houston this past week produced 52 strikeouts for the Oriole batters, a new all-time major league record for a three-game series,  and Houston also had their own fair share during the series and is on schedule to break their own MLB season record for strikeouts that they established back in 2013.

As a typical New Jersey kid of my generation, playing an endless amount of stick ball, three hours a day for eight years, taught me to hit the ball up the middle.

Ten years of organized baseball taught me to hit line drives up the middle as well as discipline at the plate. I rarely struck out, and I batted in the 3-4-5 holes in the lineup. When I did strike out, I felt like a failure. And I also disliked teammates that struck out.

I was a left-handed batter. New York Giants right fielder Don Mueller, another lefty, was also my hero. Mueller, his stance, his baseball mind, and his .296 lifetime batting average – they were all like visions etched in stone for me. And I tried to copy what I saw Mueller do. If a defense played a shift on me to right field during my time at bat, I would either drag bunt – or bunt toward 3rd base for the sake of bagging a surprise hit right from under their noses. And stealing bases was always on my mind, once I got on. I could see, even as a kid, how disruptive that bunt hits and stolen bases were to the pitcher’s mind. If you could pull them off successfully and reach base, it made the pitcher work from the stretch, something else he didn’t want to do. And that contributed even more disruption for the pitcher – and more fun for me. I loved bugging those guys. And that is not something that happens if you just walk up there, hang around for eight or nine pitches, and then strikeout, just like the guys who came before you did. I hate the thought of it, let alone the sight of it.

With pitchers today clearly dominating the MLB game again like they did in the mid to late 1960s, baseball needs a Maury Wills, a Lou Brock, or a Rickey Henderson to disrupt the pitcher again. For me personally, I also need to see solid 300 hitters like George Brett, Rod Carew, or Wade Boggs – guys with disciplined and trained-to-make-contact batting eyes out there working on the pitcher’s mind. The game also misses guys like Ted Williams or Barry Bonds, power hitters who hit for high average and also rarely strike out. Look at what MLB has today for a poster boy hitter. His name is Bryce Harper and his average is .256 as I write.

Oh well, as a tennis player, I, at least, have constant hitting and movement in my life – and those are both conditions which baseball no longer provides. Enjoy the game, if you are able. I will continue to watch the younger talent that passes through Fresno while they are still not totally caught up in the process of corruption that awaits them at the MLB level, but it saddens me too. I grew up loving baseball. Now look what MLB has done to the game.

I’m out.

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Don Matlosz and Bill McCurdy UH Homecoming 2011

Don Matlosz and Bill McCurdy
UH Homecoming 2011

As his friend, I shall hope that something happens to temper Don Matlosz’s permanent abandonment of MLB, but I understand where he’s coming from and how strongly he feels. And this man is baseball deep. He could be another canary bird in the baseball “mine” and a powerful oracle about the ever-expanding group-think mentality that now rules the corporate culture of baseball. These decisions often create the illusion of life, even when the body of the organization seems to be flat-lining. Notable example: Bud Selig presiding over the problem of falling interest in the All Star Game a few years ago. And what did his advisors suggest? Allow the All Star Game decide which league gets home field advantage in the World Series. Any questions? Did that action make the rest of you salivate all year, just waiting for the perpetration of this new rule’s latest team victim at season’s end, if the club with the best record fails to get the home field advantage because of it’s league loss in the All Star Game? We doubt it, but that’s simply one example of group think, backed by a Commissioner who probably also thinks that hiring a better make-up artist at the funeral home will make the sadness of the place go away.

More later. Time and space are short today. – Bill McCurdy, The Pecan Park Eagle.

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

https://bill37mccurdy.com/

Jim Basso and Papa Hemingway

May 28, 2016
Ernest Hemingway and former Houston Buff Jim Basso Spring Training 1952 Vest Tuba

Ernest Hemingway and former Houston Buff Jim Basso
Spring Training, 1952, Havana, Cuba
A Party at Finca Vigia

Ernest Hemingway loved baseball and boxing. During his days in residence in Cuba, he also loved inviting a few ballplayers over to Finca Vigia, his suburban home in the hills overlooking Havana, for a few drinks and cigars – and sometimes, the kind of unplanned boxing that occurs only after too many whiskey glass humidity circles are left upon the surface of furniture for their seldom-taken trips away from the face.  Hemingway and Brooklyn Dodgers pitcher Hugh Casey both were known to possess mean streaks. All each needed sometimes was the fuel of alcohol to light blaze. And this time, during spring training of 1942, as a few of the Dodgers were present at Finca Vigia at Papa Hemingway’s invitation, a fight broke out between them – for reasons long ago lost to booze and common sense.

Hemingway was 42 and fit, but Casey was 28 and a bit larger – and a man young enough to be playing baseball in the big leagues. By all accounts, Papa gave the brief and sloppy fight exchange his best shots, but Casey the Younger still managed to clean his clock before others stepped in to stop it. Hemingway apologized the next day, but the Dodgers never went to Finca Vigia again. At the deepest level of ironic tragedy, history would be forced to record that both writer Ernest Hemingway and pitcher Hugh Casey would each later leave this earth by taking their own lives.

In relief from that horrific word-visual, now skip ahead fifty-five years to a humble residential garage on a small acreage house near Pearland, Texas. Yours truly was visiting the late former 1946 Houston Buff, Jim Basso, and I had been invited to his detached garage to see something that he had been working upon. Jim was a tinkerer in his retirement. He liked doing things, fixing things, helping others. Publicly with me, the old outfielder from Omaha wasted no lifetime “at bat” pitches on mental anxieties, but he did have one clear regret. – He nursed the disappointment that he never got so much as a single time at bat in the big leagues until the day he died at age 79 on May 21, 1999.

As Jim was talking to me in the garage, my eyes fixed upon a book that lay resting on another table between a hammer and an assortment of pliers and screwdrivers. I was compelled to check out its title. Once I did, I found myself struck by a massive adrenaline rush, especially as I read the title and opened the book to find and read the ink-signed personal dedication by the author.

"For Jim and Connie Basso with all good wishes always from their friend Ernest Hemingway Finca Viglia 1952"

“For Jim and Connie Basso with all good wishes always from their friend
Ernest Hemingway
Finca Vigia
1952″

 

It was a 45-year old first edition 1952 copy of “The Old Man and Sea” – written and signed personally by Ernest Hemingway – and dedicated in personal friendship by Papa Hemingway to Jim and Connie Basso. – WOW!

Of course, you may probably guess the two questions that jumped from my soul into words in a virtual dead heat: (1) “What’s this all about?” And (2) “Why, Jim,  have you left this rare and valuable book out here is the heat and humidity of our Southeast Texas summer climate?”

(If you’ve read the book, or even seen the Spencer Tracy movie, you are already aware that the book is about what happens to a humble, aging Cuban fisherman who dreams of two things: Joe DiMaggio and “the baseball” – and having one more big day of fishing before he dies. It the book that personifies Ernest Hemingway’s life and grand scale passions during his time in Cuba.)

My questions were inquisitive, not accusative, and Jim Basso didn’t take them that way. He simply mentioned that he had been meaning to take the book inside the house for some time. And so he did, that very day, and we had a chance to talk about how he had come to own such a rare prize from such a famous writer as Ernest Hemingway – and in the comfort his air-conditioned home – and with the book now resting on the cooler surface of a kitchen table.

Jim Basso’s explanation fit perfectly into what I already knew about Hemingway’s invitations to ballplayers in spring training in Cuba. Jim and his wife Connie and a few other minor league couples also had been invited to Finca Vigia for dinner and drinks one spring near the 1952 publication of “The Old Man and the Sea” – with apparently no problems along the lines that Papa encountered with Hugh Casey. They also drew distantly close to the man in the very short time they were with him. Jim couldn’t explain it – and I wouldn’t be so presumptive as to try and interpret it personally. Sometimes, in general, instant bonding is simply as powerful as immediate loathing. Hugh Casey and Jim Basso, indeed, may simply have been the “yin and yang” of negative and positive transference for Ernest Hemingway in this regard.

Jim Basso never had another opportunity to discuss this matter in person, but, I did, at his request, look into possible ways he might sell the book, if he ever chose to do so. As far as I know, that never happened – and book passed on to his children after Jim’s death in 1999.

With Jim’s permission, I did make some free-hand photo copies of the pictures the Bassos took of their day at Finca Viglia. We were later given permission by the Basso family to use one of them in our 2014 Larry Dierker SABR Chapter book, “Houston Baseball History: The Early Years, 1861-1961. Unfortunately, due to other commitments and the distance between us, I never again had the opportunity to get with Jim Basso for the purpose of identifying the other players depicted. It would not have worked well to have tried it over the phone – and time pressure was my excuse for not getting the ID’s on the day I saw the originals.

I hadn’t gone to Basso’s home that day to do unexpected historical research, but I did learn a valuable lesson: Anytime we have a chance to nail down all the facts, do it then. Tomorrow may never be there for us to get it done later .

Hemingway and Guests (Jim Basso, 2nd from Left) Finca Viglia (Photo Used in Houston Baseball: The Early Years, 1861-1961)SABR Book of Houston Baseball History)

Hemingway and Guests
(Jim Basso, 2nd from Left)
The Party at Finca Vigia, 1952
(Photo Used in Houston Baseball: The Early Years, 1861-1961)

If you recognize any of the three other players in the above photo, please comment.

Papa and The Baseball Wives The Party at Finca Veota

Papa and Mrs. Hemingway Enclosing Two of  The Baseball Wives
The Party at Finca Vigia, 1952

With the book coming out that same year of 1952, Jim and Connie Basso – and possibly the others too – may even have received their autographed copies at the party at Finca Vigia. We simply don’t know for sure when and how they received it. One of the women in the photos may be Connie Basso, we are not certain. Even though it is an even longer shot, let us know if you recognize either of the middle ladies in the above photo.

Papa Hemingway Greeting Party Guests At Telia Virgo

Papa Hemingway
Greeting Party Guests
At Finca Vigia, 1952

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A Favorite Hemingway Tale

F. Scott Fitzgerald once wrote to Ernest Hemingway, complaining of his unfair treatment by the New York media critics. Hemingway responded to his friend as we might have expected. I have to paraphrase here: “Scott, the critics’ job is to criticize. Our writers’ job is to write. I probably write 99 pages of crap for every good page worth keeping. My problem comes after the writing draft is done – when I then have to go back in there and find that one page that isn’t crap.”

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

https://bill37mccurdy.com/

Speaking of Strikeouts

May 27, 2016

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What’s it like to set a new all-time MLB record for most strikeouts in a three-game-series? It’s all a matter of perspective, isn’t it? Of course, it is. It’s really no different from any other aspect in the wonderful world of winning and losing. Our digestion of  last night’s wrap on the series just concluded at Minute Maid Park on Thursday, May 26, 2016, for example,  simply turns on whether your club was the victim (the Orioles) or the applicator (Astros) of this ignominious negative accolade. A few choice quotes from both sides makes the obvious point about the answers to this basic question: How do you feel about the Baltimore Orioles setting a new MLB record by striking out 52 times in a three game series while they are also being swept by the home club Houston Astros?

Buck Showalter, Manager, Baltimore Orioles:

“When you do something that’s a break from the norm, it gets a lot of attention. So I understand that.”

http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/orioles/blog/bal-unpacking-the-orioles-record-setting-strikeout-totals-in-series-sweep-against-the-astros-20160526-story.html

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A.J. Hinch, Manager, Houston Astros:

“I’ll take outs any way they get it. Strikeouts are hard to get – all regular outs are hard to get – but it’s telling to the extent that we’ve been to put away hitters and finish at-bats aggressively, which I’m always a big fan of.”

~ Houston Chronicle Sports, 5/27/2016, Page C3

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Adam Jones, Center Fielder, and Longest tenured member of the Baltimore Orioles:

“Who cares? That doesn’t matter to us. Strikeouts are strikeouts. You can have 10 strikeouts in a game and also … look at say the first game in Anaheim, we hit [four] home runs, how many strikeouts did we have? You guys don’t know, because you don’t care. Because it doesn’t matter, right? You take the good and bad, man. Tip your cap and move on.

“You lose, you lose. There is no sugarcoating a loss, is there? Doesn’t matter how you lose, you lose. You can (lose) by a walk-off and you played a hell of a game, or you can lose the way we lost tonight. You lose, you lose. We’re battling.

“You can’t sleep on these guys (the Astros), that’s a good team over there. They pitched us all tough. Like it was a two-out, man-in-scoring-position-type scenario every at-bat. So, tip your cap and move on. Let’s get the hell out of here. This hasn’t been fun. (Yes.) I saw we set the record for strikeouts in a three-game series. Let’s get the hell out of Houston.”

http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/orioles/blog/bal-unpacking-the-orioles-record-setting-strikeout-totals-in-series-sweep-against-the-astros-20160526-story.html

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The Pecan Park Eagle:

“It is better to give than receive.”

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Looks like the new Memorial Day for Regular Season Team Strikeout Series Pitching  came four days earlier in 2016 than the formal legal holiday we’ve established for more profound reasons of appreciation by the same two-word name.

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

https://bill37mccurdy.com/

 

It’s Time for the Robot Strike Zone Caller

May 26, 2016
The time has come to start measuring the strike zone with laser-level precision.

The time has come to start measuring the strike zone with laser-level precision.

 

“The greatest single difference between a major-league and minor-league batsman is in his judgment of the strike zone. The major leaguer knows better the difference between a ball and a strike. He knows better whether to swing or take a pitch.” ~ Branch Rickey.

If Mr. Rickey had been still-alive and in attendance at Tuesday night’s MMP home opener between the host Astros and the visiting Orioles, he might have chosen to amend that declaration. If the home plate work of MLB umpire Dana DeMuth is any fair example, the greatest single difference in strike zone interpretation seems more likely today to be the way umpires and batters judge the strike zone. It’s probably always been that way, but it’s simply easier to see see now through the high definition television close look we all have of the pitch coming in on the tight screen shot from behind the pitcher – to view a strike zone that is often measured with an electronic vertical rectangle that is set to measure balls and strikes for the particular batsman that stands in to hit.

Colby Rasmus got run from the Tuesday game for whatever he said to umpire DeMuth about his called strike three on a pitch that was arguably out of the zone. It didn’t cost the Astros the game, but it could have. And we need to take “arguably” out of this part of the game and save it for real human-level questions – like “who should our club start in the biggest series of the year with our team’s major rival?”

How do we expect the younger guys coming up to fare any better against the varied interpretations they get of the strike zone from ump-to-ump? The situation is pitiful and needs to be corrected whenever it is feasibly possible from a technical and economic standpoint. We aren’t really faulting umpires in this regard either. We simply don’t observe that it is humanly possible to agree upon a strike zone that is both seen and called consistently from batter to batter, umpire to umpire, and league to league – no matter what its gradient major-minor league level may be. Human beings have had 140 some odd years of major league baseball for organic arbiters to prove that they can handle balls and strikes – and Dana DeMuth is little more than the latest evidence that it isn’t working.

Whenever I see an umpire perform like DeMuth did on Tuesday, I’ve reached the point where I silently think to myself something like: “Oh, so you think you could have hit that ball that was two-feet out of the zone for Colby?” Now I think what I’m really saying is that those same umpires are simply showing us how terrible they would be as hitters, if they were standing in there with the wood to try and hit anything that looked good to them.

Bring on the electronic balls and strikes caller. – It’s time for us humans to surrender yet another job to the superiority of automation.

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The Real Winner from this Change

The game itself.

Pitchers will be helped to develop their pitch location skills with a consistent strike zone in play. And just imagine the help it will be to young hitters like Carlos Correa as he moves forward as a hitter against a strike zone matrix that is consistently called the same way. The fans also get to see a better game – and the umpires get to be people who will always be better suited as humans to deal with those aspects of the game that require human contact for some kind of orderly peaceful settlement.settlement. Some of them may not be the same umpires we have now, but, because the major reason for game ejections has been removed, they will be officials that possess people skills that go beyond screaming “you’re out of here” in all remaining cases of disagreement.

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Addendum by Larry Dierker

Former great Astros Pitcher, Manager, Broadcaster, and Author Larry Dierker just left this comment on this column and we made the decision that his thoughts belong up here for an even greater obvious display to one and all. We know of no one else who could speak to  these points of support for the idea with any greater experience or wisdom. Thanks, Larry!

Larry Dierker Says:

I have been advocating this ever since the technology has been used. As a pitcher, I had no doubt I could call balls and strikes better than the umpire because I had the same view as the center field camera. If you watch, you will see that the umpire is almost never set up behind the middle of the plate. So he’s looking sideways trying to judge when a moving pitch crosses an invisible line five feet in front of him. I don’t blame the umpires. They would do a much better job if they were standing behind the pitcher like they used to. When I watch it on TV, I generally say “that’s not a strike” or “that’s a strike.” When they put up the graphic and replay it, I’m right 90% of the time. The other 10% of the time, I believe the technology is better than my own eyes and judgement. Put buzzers in their back pockets and call the game so that, if not perfect, it is at least significantly better than it is now and it is consistent for nine innings for pitchers and hitters. They would appreciate it. It wouldn’t add a second to the time of the game.

Weighing the replay on other calls against the time it takes for a manager to argue with the umpire, it’s probably a wash. So is the outcome, with about half of the calls upheld and half overturned. With 162 games, the same teams would make the playoffs with no replays. Managers arguing with umpires is part of the theater of baseball. Umpires standing in front of the dugout wearing headsets is boring!!!

With the short series’ in post season, I would advocate using the replays. At that point, the time of the game is less of an issue than during the long season and one overturned or upheld call could change the outcome of a series.

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

https://bill37mccurdy.com/

The Real Curse of Tal’s Hill?

May 25, 2016
Tal's Hill The real curse could be what its subtraction adds to the problem of pitching at Minute Maid Park.

Tal’s Hill
The real curse could be what its subtraction adds to the problem of pitching at Minute Maid Park.

 

The Curse of Tal’s Hill

It’s started up again. We no longer take the Houston Chronicle on Mondays or Tuesday, but a friend mentioned to me by phone that there was another new reference there yesterday to the possible “Curse of Tal’s Hill” as the latest probable cause of the “so far, poor to bad” start of the 2016 Houston Astros.

Maybe. The alleged “curse”, of course, is attributable to the Astros’ decision on 6/04/15 last season to remove Tal’s Hill before the current 2016 term for reasons of safety and more utilitarian use of the same reclaimed space in deep center. The net effect to the playing field, of course, will be that MMP loses its unique and quirky deep center field feature, one that has never hurt anyone in 16 years in play, but one that the sluggers who try to homer beyond its 436 feet dead center field distance from home plate soon enough find as Houston’s version of Yankee Stadium’s Death Valley. Even more importantly, Tal’s Hill has been the similar oval base for creating the distance that germinates hope in the hearts of great pitchers just as much as the venerable and rectangularly configured Polo Grounds once did.

On October 17, 2015, the Astros postponed their dateline for the removal of Tal’s Hill to 2017 because of practical considerations that made the completion of the job practical prior to this current 2016 season. By that time. Tal’s Hill supporters already had attributed, at least, two negatives to the newly anointed “Curse of Tal’s Hill” – a long 2015 losing streak and the team’s ultimately painful playoff come-back loss last year to Kansas City.

Like the much later named “Curse of the Bambino” (1920) in Boston – or the “Curse of the Donkey” in Chicago (1945), the “Curse of Tal’s Hill” (2015) seems poised to take its place in the baseball’s “Hall of Blame” – in potentially eternal service to those Astros fans with quickly pointing fingers of liability for whatever next small or large club failure may happen to be.

Personally, we love Tal’s Hill. We also would love to see it last forever too, but our affinity for its uniqueness and its appropriate recognition for Tal Smith, the most important figure in the developmental history of both the Astrodome and the rosters of men who have played baseball for Houston from the 1962 MLB start through today, it is neither matters of history – nor its existence as an homage to baseball’s smiling tolerance for dimensional variance – that causes many of us concern. As we have written previously, in spite of all the anecdotal assurances we’ve received from the Astros that bringing the fences in from 436 feet to only 404-409 feet will not seriously increase the number of home runs hit at MMP, we are dubious. This change appears to be one that probably converts MMP from being a tough, but quirky place to play – and makes it over into one the most hitter-celebrated band boxes that the big leagues have ever seen.

The true reductions, in arched or straight line, need to be marked on the field for the one-year study of where fly balls actually land or currently get caught.

The true reductions, in arched or straight line, need to be marked on the field for the one-year study of where fly balls actually land or currently get caught.

More Study Is Needed

If Tal’s Hill is removed and the deep center fences from left to right are brought in some 30-odd feet, or so, The Pecan Park Eagle thinks it’s a brand new – and less balanced –  ballgame at MMP. We do appreciate the club’s need to keep developing its revenue streams in the space they control, but we also believe strongly that any changes for that sake which cheapen the price of home runs and scare away good pitchers from wanting to play for Houston.

If MMP becomes a band box, no more will pitchers have the comfort of knowing that batters who can be coaxed into hitting to center will likely end up as long fly ball outs. If that changes, so does everything else – including the desire of really good pitchers to even consider pitching in Houston for the Astros. You simply do not remove 32 feet from the present deep center field distance and not significantly increase home run production in a way that changes the entire psychology that now exists for pitchers who work the place as it still is.

Dear Astros

If we are wrong, at least, give us a full season of complete data based on the actual distance changes intended – and prove it – before you pull the final trigger on this change. Mapping the distance flights of every fly ball to the actually intended new gradiently arched distances is unarguably a tedious, but necessary part of the club’s responsibility to the fans of Houston Baseball who buy the tickets and other items you have for sale. Involve the fans. Chart out the proposed new distances on the field and allow us to follow what you are marking as “possible new homers” on the surface. Neither of us will be able to account for the difference that a guy like George Springer could make on close calls, but, at least, ownership and fans will working from the same opportunity for establishing a data pool.

The real curse of Tal’s Hill would be the eternal consequences that befall to the integrity of Houston Astros baseball if these changes result in MMP becoming better known in the future as “the place where pitchers go to die”.

Thank you.

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

https://bill37mccurdy.com/

Class of the Cardinals Rises Again

May 24, 2016

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There is no franchise in Major League Baseball that cares more, or does more, to find, rescue, and preserve the artifacts of their club’s history and connection to their fans and community. They are, of course, the St. Louis Cardinals.

Yesterday I received another reminder of all those previously stated facts – and it came from out of the blue in the following personal letter from Paula Homan, Manager and Curator of the St. Louis Cardinals Hall of Fame and Museum:

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SLCM Donor-Card-2Dear Dr. Bill,

Thank you for your support of the St. Louis Cardinals Hall of Fame and Museum! The museum and collection has been part of the Cardinals organization for 48 years, and whether you donated years ago or more recently to give tribute to a player, a team or a loved one, your support is greatly appreciated.

It is my pleasure to provide you with the Donor Card enclosed, which provides free lifetime admission to the Cardinals museum for you and up to five guests. This card is customized for you and is non-transferable, and must be presented with a photo ID. Please let us know if you are planning a visit, and if the item is not you donated is not currently on display, we would be happy to try and arrange a special session for you to see the artifact and share it with your guests.

New to the Cardinal Museum is Museum Membership, which provided discounts, exclusive 2016 bobbleheads of Ken Boyer and Willie McGee, ticket presales and more. If you are interested in membership or other museum programs, please contact Molly Becker, our Membership and Programming Coordinator, at 314-345-9372 or sending an email to phoman@cardinals.com. More information can also be found at cardinals.com/museum.

Please let us know if you have updated information to add to your donor record, we appreciate your assistance to keep our records accurate. Provided updated information by calling me at 314-345-9372 or sending an e-mail to phoman@cardinals.com.

If you have not visited the Cardinals Hall of Fame and Museum since it re-0pened in 2014, we are now located on the second floor of Cardinals Nation at Ballpark Village. The museum has 8,000 square feet, including 8 exhibition galleries and the Hall of Fame gallery. Enjoy your own memories with the Cardinals through artifact displays, videos, and interactives. You can even hold an authentic game-used bat from one of our Cardinals greats or try on a World Series ring at Holding History!

Thank you again for your part in helping to tell the great stories of Cardinals history. We look forward to seeing you at the Cardinals Hall of Fame and Museum – where Tradition Meets Today

 

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Thanks for everything, Paula. Hopefully, local hopes for the beginning of a quality approach to a museum that attempts to seriously preserve Houston’s rich baseball history in perpetuity in a way that begins to connect fans here to our own rich history in the game is still possible in the near future. We could do well down here to take a few more lessons from the World Champions in this area, the one and only St. Louis Cardinals. In the meanwhile, I shall now be looking forward to a return trip to St. Louis and using my new “museum donor” card. I keep all my valuable stuff in secure storage away from the house, but it has to go somewhere, someday. If Houston can’t get a museum going by the time of my personal departure from this earthly league, stand by for some additional items of historical importance to both St. Louis and Houston moving north.

Please extend my appreciation and best wishes to Mr. DeWitt too. I will never forget his gracious hospitality when I was allowed to attend a Cardinals game in his suite back in 1998 as a guest member of the St. Louis Browns Historical Society and a tag-along buddy of the late Jerry Witte and other members of the old St. Louis Browns. – I’m not sure when I will be back in St. Louis for my first trip to the new museum site, but I will be coming – and I will give you a heads up. I’d love to see you again too.

Regards and Play Ball,

Bill McCurdy

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

https://bill37mccurdy.com/

The Psychology of the Here and Now in Sports

May 23, 2016
UH Cougar Football Coach Tom Herman A man dedicated to leaving no psychological stone unturned in service to the goal of winning.

UH Cougar Football Coach Tom Herman
A man dedicated to leaving no psychological stone unturned in service to the goal of winning.

 

Remember Craig Biggio – that guy that played second base for the Astros in the era prior to the coming of Jose Altuve?

Among so many other things he did here during his twenty-year Hall of Fame career, Biggio also charted some repute for that same answer he gave reporters who invariably asked him how tonight’s game (whatever good or bad it was) may have effected the rest of the season. – “We will just have to take it one game and time and see. That’s all we can do.” Biggio would say – in words to that effect. It was the classic cliche in sports, but let’s remember – true cliches are based upon the redundant utterance of a truth that almost everyone knows, but fewer practice to any great degree. Especially so – is it true for this one.

UH Football Coach Tom Herman understands that lesson too, apparently. In a USA article today, Herman won’t even allow the young Cougars to even speak of their Peach Bowl win over Florida State last season. When it comes up at all, its referenced and credited only to last year’s team.

“We’re never gonna refer to it again as ‘we,’ or ‘us,’ ” Herman says. “We didn’t win the Peach Bowl. That championship team (from 2015) won the Peach Bowl. We haven’t done anything yet.”

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/aac/2016/05/23/houston-cougars-football-coach-tom-herman-greg-ward-jr/84741046/

Good call, Coach Herman! – And do these points also have some application to the 2015-2016 Astros teams?

And the same kind of thinking applies to the 2016 Astros. They are not the same to-the-lip-of-the-cup club that took us to the brink of a second World Series appearance for Houston in 2015. Even if you make the point that that the 2016 Astros are essentially the same club and leadership group as they were in 2015, they are not the same. And this is a different moment in time. Need an example? Which version of Dallas Keuchel would you prefer taking the mound for the Astros – the 2016 Dallas Keuchel – or the 2016 model of the same bearded man?

The Here and Now is the Only Place and Time We Own.

Whether it’s football, baseball, or taking out the garbage on pick up days, we can only do something about those things that come up in life in the here and now – over which we have some control. If a tornado enters our here and now, we may be reduced to freeze, run, or duck and lay low as our choices, but life is like that sometimes, isn’t it? In the end, the here and now matters because it is the only real time we ever have – and the only time that truly exists. The past and future are respectively the products of memory and projection. While we hope to learn from the past and plan for the future, in reality, we are always truly in the constantly shifting moment we call the here and now.

Knowing that everything happens in our lives to teach us something, we change and grow from painful experience. If we do not understand even  that much, however, refusing the lessons of a painful life experience simply guarantees that we shall get to see it again in some form. This goes on until we either get the lesson – or the refused lesson gets us.

The Wisdom of Coach Herman, Briefly Expanded

  1. Last year’s great success entitles none of the returning UH players from 2015 to take anything for granted in 2016.
  2. 2015 is history. This is the 2016 UH Football club coming up next fall. As members, you’ve done nothing to prove anything.
  3. Nobody’s entitled. You don’t get the win for simply showing up – and suiting up – in a new season.
  4. Everybody has to do their job – one called play at a time – or, as in the Astros case, one pitched ball at a time.

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

https://bill37mccurdy.com/

 

 

The Spinning Top Hit Full Wobble Today

May 22, 2016
Some fast spinning objects are not launched from a string - unless it happens to be the disastrous string of false hope for the season at hand prior to spring.

Some fast spinning objects are not launched from a string – unless it happens to be the disastrous string of false hope for the season at hand prior to spring.

 

The Spinning Top Hit Full Wobble Today

A Parody by Bill McCurdy

(Written today after the Rangers put that 9-2 cap on a series sweep at MMP over the Astros, and borrowed in respect to the original deep look at life by songwriter Don McLean in Dreidel many years ago.)

It feels like a spinning top – or a Dreidel
The spinning don’t stop – at the first game cradle

It just slows down.
Round and around this league we did go
Spinning through big losses to the teams we all know

We must shut down.
How we gonna keep on turning – from day to day?
How we gonna keep from spurning – our chances away?

No arms we can borrow, no bats we can buy.
No trust in tomorrow. – It’s a lie.

 

And it feels like we’re a dippin’ and a divin’.

Our sky shoes are spiked with lead heels.

We’re lost in the star car Jeff’s a drivin’.

But our air sole keeps pushin’ hope’s wheels.

 

Our pitching’s a constant confusion.
Our hitting’s a vacant attack.
Last year is a bogus illusion.
We’re watchin’ the future – it’s black.
 

What do we know?
We know just what we perceive.
 

What can we show?
Nothing of what of we believe.
 

And as time goes – each thread of hurt – that we leave
Will spin around our deeds – and dictate our needs
As we sell our souls – and we sew our seeds
And we wound ourselves – and our Astros bleed
And our habits grow – and our conscience feeds
On all that we thought – we would be
We never thought this could happen – you see.

We feel like a spinning top – or a dreidel.

The spinning don’t stop – at the first game cradle

It just slows down.

Round and around – the league – again – we go
Spinning through the teams – that also should know

We all slow down.

How we gonna keep on turning – from day to day?
Are we gonna keep on spurning – our chances away?

‘Cause now we feel like a spinning top – or a dreidel.
The spinning ain’t stopped – since our first game cradle.
 

 

It. Just. Slowed. Down. – Way. Down. Waay. Dowwn.

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

https://bill37mccurdy.com/