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Sweetest Disposition? ~ Send in the Clowns!

August 20, 2016

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Who’s Got The Sweetest Disposition? Part I

Who’s got the sweetest disposition?
One guess — guess who!
Who never never starts an argument? (Woman: Hmmmm?)
Who never shows a bit of temperament?
Who’s never wrong – but always right? (Donald: Yeah?)
Who’d never dream of – starting a fight? (Donald: That so?!)
Who’s loose mouth always – bites his own rump?
No one… (Donald quacks angrily) but Donald Trump! (Donald: Yeah!)

 

 

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Who’s Got The Sweetest Disposition? Part II

Who’s got the sweetest disposition?
One guess — guess who!
Who never thinks to check her e-mail files? (Woman: Hmmmm?)
Who lets our secrets flow – in digital piles?
Who’s never right – but always left? (Hillary: Yeah?)
Who’d never lie – at that – she’s so adept? (Hillary: That so?!)
Who’s husband – we’re hintin’ – is Bozo Big Bucks!
Oh yeah – don’t mention – that Monica Sucks! (Bill: Yeah!)

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Our parodies are based reverently upon the cartoon theme song that worked so well for Donald Duck from 1947 through 1959. If you were a kid in that era, you will remember the melody. The original lyrics were as follows. These should ring a few bells too:

Who’s got the sweetest disposition?
One guess — guess who!
Who never never starts an argument? (Woman: Hmmmm?)
Who never shows a bit of temperament?
Who’s never wrong but always right? (Donald: Yeah?)
Who’d never dream of starting a fight? (Donald: That so?!)
Who gets stuck with all the bad luck?
No one… (Donald quacks angrily) but Donald Duck! (Donald: Yeah!)

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas