Sweetest Disposition? ~ Send in the Clowns!

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Who’s Got The Sweetest Disposition? Part I

Who’s got the sweetest disposition?
One guess — guess who!
Who never never starts an argument? (Woman: Hmmmm?)
Who never shows a bit of temperament?
Who’s never wrong – but always right? (Donald: Yeah?)
Who’d never dream of – starting a fight? (Donald: That so?!)
Who’s loose mouth always – bites his own rump?
No one… (Donald quacks angrily) but Donald Trump! (Donald: Yeah!)

 

 

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Who’s Got The Sweetest Disposition? Part II

Who’s got the sweetest disposition?
One guess — guess who!
Who never thinks to check her e-mail files? (Woman: Hmmmm?)
Who lets our secrets flow – in digital piles?
Who’s never right – but always left? (Hillary: Yeah?)
Who’d never lie – at that – she’s so adept? (Hillary: That so?!)
Who’s husband – we’re hintin’ – is Bozo Big Bucks!
Oh yeah – don’t mention – that Monica Sucks! (Bill: Yeah!)

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Our parodies are based reverently upon the cartoon theme song that worked so well for Donald Duck from 1947 through 1959. If you were a kid in that era, you will remember the melody. The original lyrics were as follows. These should ring a few bells too:

Who’s got the sweetest disposition?
One guess — guess who!
Who never never starts an argument? (Woman: Hmmmm?)
Who never shows a bit of temperament?
Who’s never wrong but always right? (Donald: Yeah?)
Who’d never dream of starting a fight? (Donald: That so?!)
Who gets stuck with all the bad luck?
No one… (Donald quacks angrily) but Donald Duck! (Donald: Yeah!)

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

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One Response to “Sweetest Disposition? ~ Send in the Clowns!”

  1. Neal Brown Says:

    Cute, and you got it right! I knew these people in Arkansas. Remember I am from Arkansas! Jerry dealt with them when he was in Louisiana. They had dealings with mobsters in N.O. little drug business in Mena, Arkansas. They just took it on to Washington. I watch Fox News. They have both sides, and it is very entertaining to say the least Life here in North Carolina is fabulous.l
    Plus it is now football season, and I am in heaven! Go Panthers..
    Things could not be better. My health is great, and I walk several miles a day, enjoy the mountains, and my girls are doing great. .

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