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College Football’s 2nd Biggest Flaw

November 18, 2016
UH 36 - #5 LOUISVILLE 10. Louisville QB and Heisman Hopeful Lamar Jackson had his back to the wall all night in loss to the Cougars last night, 11/17/2016.

UH 36 – #5 LOUISVILLE 10.
Louisville QB and Heisman Hopeful Lamar Jackson had his back to the wall all night in a big loss to the Cougars on Thursday, 11/17/2016.

Unless you include the sport’s ability to ignore sexual depredation upon females by certain players under certain administrations at certain universities for the sake of keeping their best ability players on the field at all times, regardless of legitimate reasons for having them arrested and charged with felony crimes, the biggest problem with college football today is that the sport’s ability to determine an annual champion each year at the top NCAA level is that it still depends as much, if not more, to the very end, upon what the voting public thinks of a school’s tradition for winning, if not more, than it does upon whom a team actually plays and manages to beat.

Unlike the NFL, the NBA, Hockey, or Major League Baseball, there are no round robin schedules or extensive playoff systems to assure as much as possible that opinion and marketing minds are not making the greater mark on the determination of a national champion than direct head-to-head competition.

Things are better now with the four-team post-season playoff tournament, but those four teams still get there as much by name, historic reputation, and membership in one of the five self-designated superior conferences as they do by going undefeated – or 11-1 – during the regular season. Ultimately, the four team championship, two-game playoff competition will be determined by the blue ribbon panel of experts that selects which four teams get those head-to-head honors.

Last night, the # 5 ranked University of Louisville Cardinals most probably ended their chances for climbing one-place up into  the playoffs  by season’s end by coming to town and getting blown away, 36-10, by the unranked University of Houston Cougars before a record crowd at TDECU Stadium on the UH campus.

There won’t be many tears for Louisville beyond a 12-block distance from Churchill Downs. Louisville is still one of the new kids on the power conference block at one of the arguably two least esteemed leagues, the Atlantic Coast Conference. The other great pretender would likely be the Big 12.

Everyone else, except for Notre Dame, who plays independently – or who plays as members of one of the minor conferences, is just there to serve as set-up opposition for the big boys – and shut up about needing greater opportunity.

i.e, The probable Texas A&M message to Prairie View A&M before the latter signed to play Texas A&M at College Station this year: “Don’t worry about getting blown out. Just come play us before 100,000 plus fans and take the big pay check you will be taking home at the end of the day – and try not to spend it all in Hempstead on your first driving home pit stop.” And, in fairness to Texas A&M, it is not just the Aggies who schedule “breathers” with smaller schools who live for the big payday.  This practice is simply the long-time breath of the college football culture.

Texas A&M could probably lose 4 games and finish in the Top 25 in 2016. After all, they belong to the SEC and the voters need to cut them a break for their strength of schedule annual challenge. As for UH, we make no excuse. They may have beaten OU and Louisville this year, but they also lost to Navy and SMU! – How bad is any team that loses to SMU? The fact is that UH went into Dallas all banged up. And, so what? Everybody gets banged up – especially in an era controlled by ESPN, Thursday Night Football, and playing the game on short recovery time.  Besides, UH played SMU on a Saturday, and SMU was the better team that day. That kind of stuff happens in college football.

In short, we look forward to the day when the college bowls games are adjusted to handle a field of 16 post-season tournament teams. College football will never shed all of the subjectivity dangers of picking the field for obvious reasons of brand prejudicials, most notably, the fact that football, unlike baseball, is not a sport that lends itself to everyday play or doubleheaders. And there are more than 100 top level teams classified as potential champions at the start of every season. – When in doubt, the decision-makers will still pick the ones with the best reputations for winning – and for bringing fans that “have money, will travel.”

Having said that, we still think that a 16-team playoff is do-able – and that it will go a long way to assuring most fan bases that the real potential champion had been included in the format.

Have a great weekend, everybody!

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 Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

Rob Sangster: A Man of Great Passion for Life

November 17, 2016
Rob Sangster Great Writer Great Friend

Rob Sangster
Great Writer
Great Friend

 

Rob Sangster is a friend of mine from our days at St. Thomas High School as members of the writing staff for the St. Thomas Eagle. Rob’s solitary sense of humor was always a trait that attracted me to his company. A very bright and expressive fellow, Rob never held back from peripherally sharing his current state of mind in class, even if he had to do it with the cartoons he drew in class as the only safe option under the spell of the school’s tight policy on classroom silence. One hot afternoon in the spring, (we had no AC at STHS back in the 1950s), Rob and I were sitting side-by-side near the back of the room, just trying to stay awake  through the drift of a Latin class review when I looked over to check out why Rob was taking so many notes. There should have been no need. We already knew this stuff.

Rob wasn’t taking notes. He was drawing what appeared to be a self-portrait of himself, falling asleep at his desk. The caption he wrote became iconic to every memory forward in my own lifetime of all the instances I’ve found myself feeling the same way in certain organizational meetings.

In Gothic letters, Rob had described his self-portrait sketch in these precise terms: “Chairman of the Bored”.

Rob Sangster and I lost track of each other for fifty years after our 1956 graduation from high school. He went on to Stanford and then UCLA for law school, if memory serves, and I burrowed into my own academic track at UH, Tulane, and UT as a mental health professional. Neither of us immediately became writers as we once may have each dreamed of becoming, but the writer gene in each of us never died, even if mine blossomed late with a few books and this almost daily blog. Thanks to the Internet, Rob Sangster and I found each other again at some point in the past ten years – and I got up to speed on the general awareness that this ancient friend of mine had been living a life that some of us only have dreamed of living.

I learned that Rob’s early success in law could have launched him up the political lines from Los Angeles, but he turned the opportunity down. Rob wanted more than money and power. He wanted substance and wisdom. So, instead of becoming the next “Mr. Smith Goes to Washington”, Rob Sangster decided that he didn’t need the trip to DC to confirm his belief that it would only serve to tell him what he already knew, that it wasn’t for him , and, if he went to Washington, that he could be vulnerable to watching his life get gobbled up by some of the ambition alligators that still live in those federal political swamps. So, Rob Sangster went out and had his own open road life instead, complete with the all the risks that come with living outside the box of any established lifestyle entitlement system.

That decision is probably the reason that Rob Sangster now appears to me, his age contemporary, as someone who more closely resembles literature’s Dorian Gray. He’s also not the shorter guy that I went to high school with at St. Thomas. After he went to Stanford years ago, he grew to 6″4″ and, as you may be able to easily tell from the recent picture of him that has been included with this column, and another one, a close-up that you will find at the linked website. It is tempting to conclude that Rob’s youthfulness most likely is the synergy result of good genes working inside of someone who has been willing over his lifetime to live the risk of finding and then delivering his true self to the world. Not everybody does that these days, but pay attention to those who do. These people are our greatest teachers, if we are but open to hearing what they have to say.

From here forward, my information from e-mails and limited phone contact about Rob’s life gets spotty. Out of respect for his privacy, I won’t speculate about what I don’t know, and I would never do so about a friend, or anyone else, for that matter. I just know that he has lived the life of a world traveler, that he got back into writing travel articles about some of his adventures, that he is married, and that the Sangsters now have homes in both the USA and Canada – and that he is now dedicated to writing fiction, and that they are both dedicated to issues of social justice, great literature, the lessons of history, art, music, and the beauty of the world and it’s people.

Speaking of the man as a writer, Rob Sangster has authored two of the most compelling, well-written action/adventure novels of all time. You simply have to read them to discover that assessment for yourself. Attorney Jack Strider is the lead character in both of these serial adventures,  “Ground Truth” and “Deep Time”. Another in the Strider Series isn’t mentioned on Rob’s Website, but we do understand that it is deep in progress. Rob’s fiction work also is available at Amazon.com, by the way.

For a look at all of Rob Sangster’s work, check out the availability of his novels and earlier travel book material at this site:

www.amazon.com/Rob-Sangster/e/B006ZN9KTS
www.robsangster.com/books.html
rob@sangster.com
(901) 458-2722 (U.S.A.)
(902) 688-1122 (Nova Scotia)

Here too are three photos that Rob Sangster took the other day from his office home study in Nova Scotia. He sent these and several others to me earlier today with the following one liner: “I took all these moonies from the second-floor deck that opens off my office. – Rob.”

During the Super Moon Nova Scotia Photo by Rob Sangster

During the Super Moon
Nova Scotia
Photo by Rob Sangster

 

 During the Super Moon Nova Scotia Photo by Rob Sangster

During the Super Moon
Nova Scotia
Photo by Rob Sangster

 

 

 During the Super Moon Nova Scotia Photo by Rob Sangster

During the Super Moon
Nova Scotia
Photo by Rob Sangster

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 Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

Egregious Anomalies in Baseball We Hate Most

November 16, 2016

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The Three Egregious Anomalies in Baseball We Hate Most.

There are others, but these are the ones we hate the most. And they all begin with: Here at The Eagle, we think they’ve been bad for the game ever since baseball decided to ….

  1. Melt AL/NL Identities into a Singular MLB marketing brand, but ignore the fact that the two leagues continue to play two different kinds of baseball because of the DH use in the AL.
  2. Continue Inter-League play in spite of the DH variant that imposes a disadvantage in each such contest because of the rule which imposes the DH rule in games played at AL parks and then switches to traditional baseball with no DH in games played in NL parks.
  3. Continue the ridiculous Selig Solution to All Star Game apathy by allowing the annual All Star Game winner to determine home team advantage in the same year’s World Series.

Does anyone in Major League Baseball have the gonads to stand up in opposition to these incongruous conditions? Or do we simply have to make our peace with the fact that the people who run professional baseball are simply experts at sanctioning half-baked ideas and allowing baseball to strangle on misguided concepts like the All Star Game solution because that position – of political squat – is preferable to hurting the feelings and image of the ex-car dealer/commissioner who somehow dreamed up the All Star Game elixir from his “buy one – get one free” automobile marketing notes catalogue.

Possible Solutions.

  1. Vote the DH all the way in – or all the way out. – One MLB with one brand of baseball is preferable to the mixture. – Get it done – even if it means dealing with the Players’ Union over the need to increase roster sizes, if the DH goes. This is harder to do now because baseball put this off so long that we now have generations of fans who have grown up with the DH – and they feel as strongly about the DH as the purists do about the damage that the DH does to managing the game of baseball. – It’s either make the tough choice – or live with the fact that MLB is really an alliance between two similar games of baseball.
  2. Discontinue inter-league play until MLB decides if it’s going all DH or no DH – or MLB simply admits for the first time that baseball has now evolved into two similar, but not identical games.
  3. Accept the All Star Game for what it is. – It is both a party and a way of honoring the game’s greatest. – Increase the roster sizes, if need be. Include 3-4 extra pitchers who may only be used if the game goes into extra innings, but kill that World Series home field advantage rule, asap. – The World Series team with the best record should have the home field advantage. – In the event of record ties between NL/AL winners, simply work out an additional gradient factor for breaking the tie based on field performance in key areas.

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 Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

1908: CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN!

November 15, 2016
Cubs Wib World Series Boston Post November 15, 1908

Cubs Win World Series
Boston Post
November 15, 1908

 

An Explication of What You May Miss in the Cartoon As Sized Here

In the background, the clouds are parting, the sun is shining, and the Church of Baseball’s bells are ringing.

Strolling down the Lane of Life to the Land of “Happily Ever After” are the World Series Winning Groom Chicago Cubs-man and his arm-in-arm bride, complete with wedding bouquet, Lady World Series herself. There is even an arrow sign that identifies the bride over her right shoulder as “World Series”.

The dog on the lower front left that the Cubs Groom guides with a leash has a pennant tied to his tail which reads “National League Championship”.

The tombstone grave on the lower front right reads as follows:

“TIGE: No Wedding Bells For Me” – and there is a tiger tail sticking out of the recently deposited grave site.

The Cubs Groom is looking down at the grave of “Tige” as he speaks these words: “He was a good fellow, but this foot slipped!”

 

“NONE BUT THE CUB DESERVES THE FAIR”

The Boston Post went all out to celebrate the Five Game previous World Series victory by the Chicago Cubs, that one springing forth over Ty Cobb and the Detroit Tigers on November 14, 1908 – and on the road in the Motor City, as well. “Orvie Overall”, as he’s referenced in the story, went all the way for the Cubs that distant and fated afternoon, shutting out the Bengal Boys, 2-0, while striking out 10 and limiting the Detroit offense to 4 walks and 3 hits on the day. The Cubs scratched over single tallies in the tops of the 1st and 5th innings to tally all the scoring on the day – and Wild Bil Donovan went all the way for the Tigers to take the final loss. He gave up  10 hits and 3 walks on the day, while fanning 3.

Bennett Field in Detroit had few fans present to witness the last appearance of a winning Chicago Cubs team in a World Series for 108 years. The Boston paper reports that Detroit fans were so discouraged when the Tigers fell behind 3 games to 1 in Game 4 that only 6,210 hearty souls turned out to watch the deciding Game 5. Of course, figures are relative in this instance. “6,210 fans, compared to what?” should be the question. – 12,907 fans had shown up in Game 4 to see if the local Tigers could knot the Series at 2-2. When that didn’t happen, due to a 3-0 shutout of Detroit by Three Finger Brown, attendance fell by a little more than 50% for what turned out to be the Game 5 Series finale. – Now that’s a big, big drop – especially when we consider that both games were day games played during the normal work week and we remember too that there were no radio or TV coverages of baseball back in 1908. The fans who neither used nor bought tickets for Game 5 were giving up their only opportunities to see the big game.

 

1908 World Series: Final Game 5 Box Score ~ Courtesy of Baseball Almanac.com

Baseball Almanac Box ScoresChicago Cubs 2, Detroit Tigers 0
Chicago Cubs ab   r   h rbi
Sheckard lf 3 0 1 0
Evers 2b 4 1 3 1
Schulte rf 3 0 1 0
Chance 1b 4 0 3 1
Steinfeldt 3b 2 0 0 0
Hofman cf 4 0 0 0
Tinker ss 4 0 1 0
Kling c 3 1 0 0
Overall p 2 0 1 0
Totals 29 2 10 2
Detroit Tigers ab   r   h rbi
McIntyre lf 3 0 1 0
O’Leary ss 4 0 0 0
Crawford cf 4 0 1 0
Cobb rf 3 0 0 0
Rossman 1b 4 0 0 0
Schaefer 2b 3 0 0 0
Schmidt c 4 0 0 0
Coughlin 3b 3 0 1 0
Donovan p 2 0 0 0
Totals 30 0 3 0
Chicago 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 2 10 0
Detroit 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
  Chicago Cubs IP H R ER BB SO
Overall  W (2-0) 9.0 3 0 0 4 10
Totals
9.0
3
0
0
4
10
  Detroit Tigers IP H R ER BB SO
Donovan  L (0-2) 9.0 10 2 2 3 3
Totals
9.0
10
2
2
3
3

E–None.  DP–Detroit 2.  2B–Chicago Evers (1,off Donovan), Detroit McIntyre (1,off Overall).  SH–Overall (1,off Donovan); Steinfeldt (2,off Donovan); Schulte (2,off Donovan).  CS–Steinfeldt (1,2nd base by Donovan/Schmidt); Evers (2,Home by Donovan/Schmidt); Schaefer (1,2nd base by Overall/Kling).  SB–Donovan (1,2nd base off Overall/Kling).  WP–Overall (1).  U–Jack Sheridan (AL), Hank O’Day (NL).  T–1:25.  A–6,210.

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 Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

Welcome Back, Super Moon

November 14, 2016
Sunday, 11/12/2016, 9:33 PM The Super Moon Through the tress in our front yard.

Sunday, 11/13/2016, 9:33 PM
The Super Moon over Houston
Looking Up through the Trees in Our Front Yard.

Welcome, back, Super Moon

We haven’t seen you since 1948, about six weeks prior to my 11th birthday, but, back then, there wasn’t all this hoopla about you in Pecan Park – or any other part of Houston, as I recall. As memory serves those remembered events from that ancient time, we learned of your coming first night appearance at school. Imagine that! Old St. Christopher’s School out in Park Place had to bring us the advance news, or, very possibly, the grown ups in our neighborhood may have missed the whole thing. There was no television in Houston in 1948 – and we didn’t have anyone like meteorologist Frank Billingsley of present day Channel 2 around back then to tell us these things on a daily basis. It’s even amazing we survived all the thunder storms that hit us back then with no one in the newspapers or radio news shows there to consistently tell us they were coming. Back then, weather was just one of those “whatever happens, happens” parts of life. And that makes the point here even clearer. If we were not going to get warnings about frog-strangling rains, lightening, and thunder – things that happened a lot more often in Houston than big news from space in 1948 – we sure were not likely to get any advance notice about the next closest passing of the moon near to earth in 68 years. – Shoot! The Super Moon prior to 1948 must have done a fly-by in 1880. Just imagine what the advance media coverage of physical science events was like all over the world in 1880.

With social media being what it is now – and even president-elects can hardly resist its power – time and space markers like Halley’s Comet will never again slip past us in an eye-blinking moment of human forgetfulness in the ego-blinding lights of our small screen personal lives on Planet Earth.

Have a nice Monday, friends!

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 Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

Time Travel Cruises To Light Your Fire

November 14, 2016

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USA PECAN PARK EAGLE TIME TRAVEL CRUISES

Fall of 2016 One-Day and Extended Days Cruise Schedule

Which of Our Time Travel Cruises Do You Wish to Book?

USA Pecan Park Eagle Time Travel Cruises come with only three trip costs:

(1) Your willingness to suspend belief in a feat that seems scientifically impossible, or beyond us, for the moment;

(2) An understanding that you get two wishes for your time trips. Please pick one single day trip – and one multiple day trip. There are no swap outs.

(3) You have to register your two choices (one single day trip and one multiple day trip) by leaving your two picks in the comment section that follows this column.

Our Scheduled Time Trips

One Day Trips. For each of the One Day Trips, you will arrive about an hour prior to the game connected to the special event and you will suddenly return to this time zone exactly an hour after the last out of the game is either made or confirmed. In one of the following five schoices, “confirmed” is the operative time-ticker word. Try to find an open rest room stall or dark corner to be when the teleportation back to the future takes place. We cannot tolerate other time period witnesses to coming and going. Something on that level could energize a change in life directions for some of those people and change the future in a way that may even impact who will be around for our times as we know them.

Here are the one-day excursions:

  1. Fred Merkle’s boner base-runner mistake costs the Giants a surefire win and the eventual 1908 pennant. Event, Location, and Date: Full Game at Polo Grounds, NY, 9/23/1908.
  2. Babe Ruth’s 60th Home Run. Event, Location, and Date: Full Game at Yankee Stadium, NY, 9/30/1927.
  3. Lou Gehrig Hits 4 Homers in One Game. Event, Location, and Date: Full Game, NYY @ A’s, at Shibe Park, Philadelphia, PA, 06/03/1932.
  4. Babe Ruth Calls His Shot. Event, Location, and Date: Full World Series Game 3 at Wrigley Field, Chicago, 10/01/1932.
  5.  Babe Ruth’s 3-HR Close-to-Goodbye Game. Event, Location, and Date: Full Game, Boston (NL) @ PGH, Forbes Field, Pittsburgh, PA, 05/25/1935.
  6. 19-year old Ron Necciai strikes out 27 men in 9 inning no-hitter for Class D Bristol Twins. Event, Location and Date: Full Game, Bristol, VA, 5/13/1952.
  7. “The Catch” by Willie Mays. Event, Location, and Date: Full World Series Game 1 at the Polo Grounds, NY, 9/29/1954.
  8. Don Larsen pitches the only perfect game in World Series History. Event, Location, and Date: Full World Series Game 5 at Yankee Stadium, NY, 10/08/1956.
  9. Mazeroski’s Walk Off HR in Game 7. Event, Location, and Date: Full World Series Game 7 at Forbes Field in Pittsburgh, PA, 10/13/1960.

Multiple Day Trips. For each of the multiple day trips to World Series events, you will arrive 24 hours prior to the first pitch of Game I and teleported back to your natural time era 24 hours after the last pitch of the final series game. Please take the same precautions to be out of site when your disappearance occurs. This one is a little trickier because of the effects that seem to kick in with most people after extended removal to another time period. The tendency is for contemporary time people to become attached to the idea of remaining in the alien time zone because of the human need to belong among the things we have romanticized and now feel even stronger about.

If you think you cannot handle the attachment pull yourself, please do not go for one of the longer journeys. Your stay in a zone in which you never belonged will alter our present and there’s no way to predict how such a result would alter the world for better or worse. And please, while you staying in those older time hotels and dining in their restaurants, and mingling with their people in the clothes of those times we’ve provided, please make sure that you did not bring your modern tech devices for accidental or purposeful display to the time locals. And try not to take your own health regimen to those earlier eras. People there will not take kindly to you asking a smoker, “Sir, are you aware that it’s not healthy for the rest of us when you light up a cigarette on a crowded elevator with the rest of us – as you just did?”

AND PLEASE, above all, if you choose to travel to an era in which a younger version of you was also then alive, please stay away from the geographical area in which you then lived. One soul making contact with itself in the same time zone could be the end of the world for all of us. – Can you dig it? We know you would love to spy on your childhood, if possible, but don’t. Just take the route that former President George H.W. Bush (The Elder) took when he back to meet NY Gov. Thomas Dewey in early 1948 prior to his losing run for President against Democratic President Harry S. Truman that fall. – Bush wanted to side-trip  over to Yale and watch himself playing first base for the Bulldogs. We only approved the Dewey trip from 2005 when Bush the Elder promised to stay clear from going anywhere near Yale.

Our arguments to President Elder Bush were ultimately convincing.

“Not gonna’ do it!” Bush finally and stridently offered. “Not gonna’ do it!”

Now here are your multiple-day excursion options:

  1. 1905 World Series, New York Giants vs. Philadelphia Athletics. (New York, NY and Philadelphia, PA) (Arrive: 10/08/1905) – The All Shutout 5-Game NY win – (Depart: 10/15/1905.)
  2. 1919 World Series, Chicago White Sox vs. Cincinnati Reds. (Cincinnati, OH and Chicago IL) (Arrive: 9/30/2019) – watch 8 game Series “won” by Reds, 5-3 – (Depart: 10/10/1919.)
  3. 1926 World Series, St. Louis Cardinals vs. New York Yankees. (St. Louis, MO and Bronx, NY) (Arrive: 10/01/1926) – watch Cards rally to win 1st WS, 4-3 – (Depart: 10/11/1926.)
  4. 1936 World Series, New York Yankees vs. New York Giants (Bronx, NY and New York, NY) (Arrive: 9/29/1936) – Joe DiMaggio’s 1st Series; FDR throws 1st pitch in G2; Yanks win in 6 – (Depart: 10/07/1936.)
  5. 1946 World Series, Boston Red Sox vs. St. Louis Cardinals (Boston, MA and St. Louis, MO) (Arrive: 10/05/1946) – Slaughter’s Mad Dash Series; SL wins, 4-3 – (Depart: 10/16/1946.)
  6. 1955 World Series, Brooklyn Dodgers vs. New York Yankees (All NY) (Arrive 9/27/1955) – Brooklyn’s only Series Win – (Depart: 10/05/1955.)
  7. 1963 World Series, Los Angeles Dodgers vs. New York Yankees (Los Angeles, CA and Bronx, NY) (Arrive: 10/01/1963) – Koufax at His Best; LA in 4 Game sweep – (Depart 10/07/1963.)
  8. 1975 World Series, Cincinnati Reds vs. Boston Red Sox (Cincinnati, OH and Boston, MA) (Arrive: 10/10/1975) – Famous Fisk HR Coaching Act Series; Reds win in 7 – (Depart: 10/23/1975)
  9. 1979 World Series, Pittsburgh Pirates vs. Baltimore Orioles  (Pittsburgh, PA and Baltimore, MD) (Arrive: 10/09/1979) – “We Are Familee” Bucs win in 7 – (Depart: 10/18/1979)

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C’mon now. Let’s get those ticket orders booked. We will not tun out of time, but we could run out of space on the time-teleporter.  🙂

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 Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

 

 

 

George Carlin: Baseball and Football

November 12, 2016

It’s an an oldie, but goodie that always remains fresh to those of us who’ve ever been fans of either or both sports. As displayed at the wonderful Baseball Almanac site, here’s a reprint of the late, great George Carlin’s greatest contribution to the joys of relative comparison:

Baseball and Football     George Carlin
by George Carlin
Baseball is different from any other sport, very different. For instance, in most sports you score points or goals; in baseball you score runs. In most sports the ball, or object, is put in play by the offensive team; in baseball the defensive team puts the ball in play, and only the defense is allowed to touch the ball. In fact, in baseball if an offensive player touches the ball intentionally, he’s out; sometimes unintentionally, he’s out.

Also: in football,basketball, soccer, volleyball, and all sports played with a ball, you score with the ball and in baseball the ball prevents you from scoring.

In most sports the team is run by a coach; in baseball the team is run by a manager. And only in baseball does the manager or coach wear the same clothing the players do. If you’d ever seen John Madden in his Oakland Raiders uniform,you’d know the reason for this custom.

Now, I’ve mentioned football. Baseball & football are the two most popular spectator sports in this country. And as such, it seems they ought to be able to tell us something about ourselves and our values.

I enjoy comparing baseball and football:

Baseball is a nineteenth-century pastoral game.
Football is a twentieth-century technological struggle.

Baseball is played on a diamond, in a park.The baseball park!
Football is played on a gridiron, in a stadium, sometimes called Soldier Field or War Memorial Stadium.

Baseball begins in the spring, the season of new life.
Football begins in the fall, when everything’s dying.

In football you wear a helmet.
In baseball you wear a cap.

Football is concerned with downs – what down is it?
Baseball is concerned with ups – who’s up?

In football you receive a penalty.
In baseball you make an error.

In football the specialist comes in to kick.
In baseball the specialist comes in to relieve somebody.

Football has hitting, clipping, spearing, piling on, personal fouls, late hitting and unnecessary roughness.
Baseball has the sacrifice.

Football is played in any kind of weather: rain, snow, sleet, hail, fog…
In baseball, if it rains, we don’t go out to play.

Baseball has the seventh inning stretch.
Football has the two minute warning.

Baseball has no time limit: we don’t know when it’s gonna end – might have extra innings.
Football is rigidly timed, and it will end even if we’ve got to go to sudden death.

In baseball, during the game, in the stands, there’s kind of a picnic feeling; emotions may run high or low, but there’s not too much unpleasantness.
In football, during the game in the stands, you can be sure that at least twenty-seven times you’re capable of taking the life of a fellow human being.

And finally, the objectives of the two games are completely different:

In football the object is for the quarterback, also known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his receivers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy’s defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! – I hope I’ll be safe at home!

Footnote:  All of the above is compliments of Baseball Almanac.com It’s a website that is loaded with many other treats for those who research and/or crave detailed data on the histories of MLB teams, their rosters, their seasons, and their player performances.

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/humor7.shtml

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One Unfunny Thing

My son Casey and I spent Friday on a day trip to Beeville. Coming back on the northern route, about 9 miles south of Columbus, TX, after dark, on a cool full moon night, with a fire burning in the nearby woods, a doe (young deer) suddenly bolted into the driver’s side of us. As the driver, I only saw it as it was a few feet away from crashing into our car and  to its presumed death into the front fender area on my side. For whatever reason, I had the instinctual presence of mind to not try and veer away or jerk on the wheel. The traffic was pretty heavy both ways, and I could have done something that would have made writing this note today impossible. Thank you, God. I’m sorry about the young deer, but I shall be eternally grateful that the only other damage was to the body of my still drivable, but now badly-in-need-of-body-repair Nissan.

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One funny thing. (At least, we thought it was funny, but don’t worry. I’m not quitting my day job. Just bear with me this time.)

On our trip, we kept seeing all these black and silver signs that read “Historical Marker, 1 Mile” along the way. Wish I were a cartoonist – because this is three-panel cartoon that occurred to me as a travel time mental amusement from the ubiquity of these notices.

The story takes place as we are driving across the border into a fictional country known as Comicania.

The Cartoon:

First Panel: Through the windshield, we have a view of the border line that stretches across the highway about 30 feet feet ahead. A big colorful billboard-sized sign, with a lot of smiling clown faces, balloons, and stand-up comics at mikes await us to the right of the road on the other side of the border – with the giant letters “WELCOME TO COMICANIA: The Land of Laughter” stretched across the visual message as a two-line script.

Second Panel: About 10 miles into Comicania, we next see through our windshield, the first of many small road signs, identical to the ones we have in Texas, with the exception of their first word. These signs read: “Hysterical Marker, 1 Mile”.

Third Panel: In the final panel, we are looking over the shoulder of the driver, who is now out of his car, looking ar the six-foot high aforementioned “Hysterical Marker”. A fairly long story continues in smaller lettering and it begins with these words:

“A Catholic priest, a Jewish rabbi, and a Baptist minister walk into a bar together ….”

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Have a nice weekend, folks! And just know that Casey and I are simply happy to be here!

~ Bill McCurdy, The Pecan Park Eagle

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 Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

Who Is The Greatest MLB Lefty, Modern Era?

November 10, 2016
Who is the greatest lefty of the modern era?

Who is the greatest lefty of the modern MLB era?

Who do you think of as the greatest lefthanded pitcher of the Major League Baseball Modern Era? If you cannot find your pick among the names on the following table, please let us in on the secret as to whom you believe it might be. Either way, we hope that you will let us know your choice, whether it be by writing a passionate hot stove league case-building narrative for the comment section below – or by the simpler act of writing in the name of your pick in that same space.  – We would love to hear from you.

Our Pecan Eagle Suggested List

Of the Greatest Modern Era Lefties

#  Alphabetical W L PCT ERA YEARS GAMES K WHIP
1 CARLTON, STEVE 329 244 .574 3.22 24 741 4,672 1.166
2 FORD, WHITEY 236 106 .690 2.75 16 498 1,956 1.215
3 GLAVINE, TOMMY 305 203 .600 3.54 22 682 2,607 1.314
4 GROVE, LEFTY 300 141 .680 3.06 17 616 2,266 1.278
5 HUBBELL, CARL 253 154 .622 2.98 16 535 1,677 1.166
6 JOHNSON, RANDY 303 166 .646 3.29 22 618 4,875 1.171
7 KOUFAX, SANDY 165 87 .655 2.76 12 397 2,396 1.106
8 PLANK, EDDIE 326 194 .627 2.35 17 623 2,246 1.119
9 SPAHN, WARREN 363 245 .597 3.09 21 750 2,583 1,195
10 WADDELL, RUBE 193 143 .574 2.16 13 407 2,316 1.102
+1 BABE RUTH * 94 46 .671 2.28 10 163    448 1.159
  • Babe Ruth may not have pitched enough games for consideration here, but the baseball world is loaded with historians who think he could have made the Hall of Fame as all the others on our list did,  as one of the greatest lefties of all time. As it worked out, and as most you well know, the Babe used his bat to transform the way the game into the way it is still played today: “Set the table. – Hit it out. – Set the table twice. – Hit it out – et cetera – et cetera – et cetera.”

Did we get that last part right, Earl Weaver?

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 Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

Rabbit Maranville for President

November 9, 2016
Rabbit Maranville for President ~ If they ever make a movie on the life of Rabbit Maranville, we cast actor John Malvovich to play the Rabbit.

Rabbit Maranville for President
~ If they ever make a movie on the life of Rabbit Maranville, we hope they cast actor John Malkovich to play the Rabbit.

Actor John Malkovich

Actor John Malkovich

It is Election Day evening, November 8, 2016. This seems like as a good a day as any to explore how our American National Election System and the Commissioner of Baseball’s Office could get together and accidentally, unconsciously, or stupidly find new ways to make things worse for the current health of the game that many of us still revere as Our National Pastime. Let’s explore some of the possibilities laying on the floor in front of us – as to how.

  1. If the Electoral College System could be installed as the way Baseball also elects people to the Hall of Fame, it may be possible for all the most obviously assisted steroid using players to escape the shadows of suspicion that have hovered over them for most of the 21st century through 2016 to be elected finally to the HOF without having a majority vote support from the BBWAA people who now only cast ballots once, every four years.
  2.  The new HOF Political Selection Culture would wholeheartedly endorse marketing plans that include televised debates between candidates and marketing attack ads paid for by groups that opposed the induction of a candidate for Cooperstown.
  3. Example Attack Ad Opposing the Induction of Mark McGwire: “Mark McGwire …. They say in St. Louis that he hit all those powerful long balls back in the day because of the strength he got from Big Mac hamburgers. …. Many of us ordinary folks like to eat Big Macs too. …. Makes you wonder. …. What did they put in McGwire’s Big Macs …. that they sure as hell didn’t put in ours?” …. (a psychedelic picture of McGwire swinging and going long is shown – as the shower sound theme from the movie “Psycho” plays to fade out.)
  4. Example Attack Ad Opposing the Induction of Alex Rodriguez: “A Rod …. They say he was the last man on the field from the clubhouse prior to every Yankee game because he couldn’t close his locker door …. Some say it was because of the little power  poppers he needed to take in privacy before he played. …. Others say it was because he had trouble breaking eye contact with the mirror that hung inside his locker door. …. And they may be right. ….. After all …. It’s hard to break up a lover’s embrace … especially … when the person you love …. is yourself! …. Do we really need another narcissist in the HOF?” …. (a tiny music box is shown … with two tiny figures of Alex Rodriguez dancing a waltz with each other. …. the little bell music from the box is playing the melody of the song, “Strangers in Paradise”.)
  5. Example Attack Ad Opposing the Induction of Shoeless Joe Jackson: “Shoeless Joe Jackson …. a great baseball talent …. but a simple country boy who could neither read nor write. …. His actions on the field in the 1919 World Series speak for themselves. …. Joe hit .375 in the Series …. but he did know that some of his teammates were planning to fix the games for pay and he never told anybody. …. Joe never said “Count me in” …. but he did keep the big money he found laying on his hotel bed the night before the 1919 games started …. Looks like Joe wasn’t so stupid after all. …. He couldn’t read or write ….. But he sure knew how to count. … Leave Shoeless Joe Jackson out of the HOF. …. He’s been dead for years anyway …. and he will never know the difference.” …. (a short grainy film clip shows a smiling Joe Jackson in later life behind the counter of his South Carolina liquor store. He is handing over a bottle of bourbon to an already over-served farmer in overalls as the music in the background is supplied by John Lennon singing “Let It Be”.)

We could go forever, but will end here to watch the elections returns.

Speaking of the HOF, don’t forget that this Friday is the birthday of Hall of Famer Rabbit Maranville. On November 11, 2016, the rabbit-man would have turned age 125, had he not died at age 62 back on January 5, 1954.

Speaking of Rabbit Maranville’s birthday, SABR’s own unofficial national chaplain, Father Gerald Beirne, turns 80 on the birthday he shares with Rabbit Maranville this week. It would be great if those of you who know him could drop this good man and elbows-deep baseball fan a birthday wish anytime between now and Friday. “Father Gerry’s” e-mail address is as follows: FrBeirne@aol.com

Tonight’s Presidential Election. Our hope here is that we may find a way to heal from this polarized political malaise that seems to eat all opportunities for acting as an America united in behalf of our country’s well being and future. If we do not, it isn’t going to matter much which candidate wins tonight. And may God Bless America – at a time when we need far more than a two-minute song and a salute to the idea.
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 Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

Who Is This Now Elderly American Icon?

November 8, 2016
"Who am I?"

“Who am I?”

 

Simply leave your answers as comments on this post in the section below. ~ Try coming up with your answer on looks alone – and let us know if you either did extra Google research – or else, saw this photo the same place we spotted it on the Web.

Have fun! 🙂

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 Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas