Your Cheatin’ Heart – Left a Smell on You

“Our sleep will not come
Til we know you’re through
Your cheatin’ heart – left a smell on you…”

“Your Cheatin’ Heart”

A Parody dedicated to the Memory of Information Cheaters Everywhere

By Bill McCurdy

 

Your cheatin’ heart
Has made  us weep
We cry and cry
But what the bleep
Our sleep will not come
Til we know you’re through
Your cheatin’ heart – left a smell on you…

Player files roll down
Like fallin’ rain
We toss them ’round
And curse your name
You’ll walk the floor
Tryin’ to lose that pew
But your cheatin’ heart – left a smell on you…

Your cheatin’ heart
Gets your mind some day
You’ll crave the love
That you threw away
The time’s gonna come
When your face turns blue
But that real bad smell’s – gonna still be you…

When the facts come down
From that digital brain
Folks will toss around
Your worthless name
They’ll show you the door
As the Astros do
On your cheatin’ heart – and the smell that’s you…

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Now follow this link to the real story:

The Cardinals’ Hacking Scandal Stands Alone In The History Of Cheating In Baseball

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 Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

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One Response to “Your Cheatin’ Heart – Left a Smell on You”

  1. Becky Says:

    Keep up the good work Dr. Bill – you are an amazing talent! Becky

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