The Pecan Park Eagle

HOUSTON BABIES had a TEAM
E-I-E-I-O
And on this TEAM they had a cow
E-I-E-I-O
(2008)

HOUSTON BABIES had a TEAM
E-I-E-I-O
And on this TEAM they had a cow
E-I-E-I-O
With a moo moo here
And a moo moo there
Here a moo, there a moo
Nothing but a moo moo
HOUSTON BABIES had a TEAM
E-I-E-I-BOO

HOUSTON BABIES lacked good FORM
E-I-E-I-O
And in bad form they signed a pig
E-I-E-I-O
With a oink oink here
And a oink oink there
Here a oink, there a oink
Everywhere a oink oink
HOUSTON BABIES stank it up
E-I-E-I-OINK

HOUSTON BABIES lived bad FORM
E-I-E-I-O
And in bad form they bought a duck,
E-I-E-I-O
With a quack quick here
And a quick  quack there
Here a quack, there a quick
Everywhere a quick quack
HOUSTON BABIES waddle to the BARN,
E-I-E-I-OUCH

HOUSTON BABIES don’t PERFORM
E-I-E-I-O
They make a bad trade for an ancient horse
E-I-E-I-O
With a neigh nay here
And a nay neigh there
Here a neigh, there a nay
Everywhere a nay neigh
HOUSTON BABIES rode a dead HORSE
E-I-E-I-OUT

HOUSTON BABIES played a LAMB
E-I-E-I-O
He didn’t play hard – didn’t give a damn
E-I-E-I-O
With a baa boo here
And a boo baa there
Bad throw here – Bobbled catch there
EVERYWHERE A BAD SHOW!
HOUSTON BABIES fast went LAME
E-I-E-I-COUCH

HOUSTON BABIES finally LEARNED
E-I-E-I-O
Fired the ZOO  – and their fortunes turned
E-I-E-I-O
With a young ace here – an old guy there
A little luck here – and a lot of luck there
HOUSTON BABIES won some games
E-I-E-I-O

HOUSTON BABIES – NOW a TEAM
E- … I-E- … I-OOOOOOO ……..

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“GO TO BAT FOR MINUTE MAID PARK CAMPAIGN!”

Don’t Forget the “GO TO BAT FOR MINUTE MAID PARK CAMPAIGN!”

If you don’t know what that is, please check out these three groundwork columns in The Pecan Park Eagle and, if you agree with us, please follow through with making your opinion known directly to the Astros, ASAP!

“GO TO BAT FOR MINUTE MAID PARK! – THEN HAND YOUR BAT TO SOMEONE ELSE WHO DOESN’T KNOWN ABOUT THE CAMPAIGN! – THERE IS STRENGTH IN NUMBERS! – AND WE NEED ALL THE HITS WE CAN GET!!”

Save Minute Maid Park

The Future of Minute Maid Park

Make Your Voice Heard on Minute Maid Park

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

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