Ode to The 2010 Astros: A Right and Tight Offense!
(lyrically sing-able to the tune of “White Christmas”)
I’m … dreaming … of a RIGHT … offense,
Just like the ONE we used to know,
Where the bats all GLISTEN,
As fans all LISTEN … to hear …
Three-hits-in-a-row,
… So …
I’m … dreaming … of a TIGHT … offense,
With every lineup card Brad writes.
May our Astros … once more … shine BRIGHT,
And may all our … losing streaks … be SLIGHT.

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