Ode to The 2010 Astros!

Frozen balls don't go far, but that's pretty much where we are.

Ode to The 2010 Astros: A Right and Tight Offense!

(lyrically sing-able to the tune of “White Christmas”)

I’m … dreaming … of a RIGHT … offense,

Just like the ONE we used to know,

Where the bats all GLISTEN,

As fans all LISTEN … to hear …


… So …

I’m … dreaming … of a TIGHT … offense,

With every lineup card Brad writes.

May our Astros … once more … shine BRIGHT,

And may all our … losing streaks … be SLIGHT.

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