
In this photo of Cleveland Indians Manager Terry Francona, can you spot the two things it contains that are potentially bad for baseball and those who play the game?
Tom Hunter called our attention this morning to a nice article in Chron.com from yesterday by Craig Hlavaty entitled, “When the Colt .45s became the Astros and the origins of other Houston sports team names”. It’s worth a quick look, so here’s the link:
http://www.chron.com/sports/article/When-the-Colt-45s-became-the-Astros-and-the-10647526.php
The article reminded me of the fun my late father and I used to have playing the “PC Game” with current big league club names. Always working together, and this probably happened about once every five years over the last twenty years of his life, we would strive to come up with new reasons why each MLB team probably has a mascot name that is offensive to someone out here and to then state our suggestions for more acceptable alternative mascot identities. The fun thing was – I can’t remember a single other time I came up with the same list of new alernatives. And, well, guess what happened when I did the exercise on my own this morning? That part of the result panned almost totally true, one more time. Other than the always repeating attraction I seem to have for resurrecting the “Phoenix Firebirds”, I really don’t remember coming up with any of these other suggested changes previously – with or without Dad’s help. They all seem driven by more current events – and Dad died back in 1994.
Maybe you will have some suggestions of your own to offer and record in the comment section below. Just ask yourself: Who might be offended by any current MLB team nickname now in use? – And what is a more PC friendly answer as an alternative in however many cases you take on.
Here are our Pecan Park Eagle newest (as of this morning) suggestions:
New Politically Correct Suggested Nicknames for Each of the 30 MLB Teams
| No. | TEAM | PC OBJECTION | NEW NAME |
| 01 | Arizona Diamondbacks | Too long | Phoenix Firebirds |
| 02 | Atlanta Braves | Native Americans | Georgia Peaches |
| 03 | Baltimore Orioles | Naturalists | Baltimore Hops |
| 04 | Boston Red Sox | Color Blind | Boston Gray Sox |
| 05 | Chi Cubs | long wait curse | Chicago W’s |
| 06 | Chi White Sox | Cultural Diversity | Chicago 50 Shades of Gray Sox |
| 07 | Cin Reds | Color Blindness | Cin B&Ws |
| 08 | Cleveland Indians | Native Americans | Cleveland Spiders |
| 09 | Colorado Rockies | Spirit of Denver | Denver Highs |
| 10 | Detroit Tigers | ASPCA | Detroit Wheels |
| 11 | Houston Astros | Flat Earth Society | Houston Babies |
| 12 | KC Royals | Commoners | Kansas City Cockneys |
| 13 | LA Angels | Atheists | LA Kharmics |
| 14 | LA Dodgers | Jaywalkers | LA Goodies |
| 15 | Miami Marlins | Naturalists | Miami Moods |
| 16 | Milwaukee Brewers | Anti-Alcohol | Milwaukee Milkmen |
| 17 | Minnesota Twins | Planned Parenthood | Minnesota Pregnots |
| 18 | NY Mets | Anti-Urban Bias | NY Hayseeds |
| 19 | NY Yankees | Anti-Yankees. | NY Anons |
| 20 | Oakland Athletics | Political Taunt | Oakland Zombies |
| 21 | Phil. Phillies | Anti-Horse Racing | Fhil. Follies |
| 22 | Pittsburgh Pirates | Law Enforcement | Pittsburgh Parolees |
| 23 | SD Padres | Atheists | SD Salesmen |
| 24 | SF Giants | Little People | SF Norms |
| 25 | Seattle Mariners | Old Pilot Fans | Seattle Pilots |
| 26 | SL Cardinals | Naturalists | SL Arches |
| 27 | Tampa B Rays | Naturalists | Tampa B Smokers |
| 28 | Texas Rangers | City of Arlington | Arlington Rangers |
| 29 | Tor. Blue Jays | Naturalists | Tor. Flying Things |
| 30 | Washington Nationals | MLB Purists | Washington Americans; move them or Brewers to AL in exchange for Houston. |
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