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Judas Iscariot Rides Again

November 26, 2016

Saturday, November 26, 2016

Coach Herman had a way of showing affection for his players at UH. ….

He kissed 'em once. ....

He kissed ’em once. ….

Kissed 'em twice ....

Kissed ’em twice ….

Kissed 'em once again 'til all were kissed.

Kissed ’em once again ‘…. til all were kissed ‘fore each game.

Today he left the Cougars for the Longhorns …. and he got his first lesson in the kind of kiss-relocation that will do him more good at UT. ….

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Hello, I Must Be Going Lyrics

Based on new lyrics to an old Groucho Marx Song from 1930, here’s how Tom Herman sang the news of his immediate departure for UT to UH Fans …

Tom Herman Sings ….

Hello, I Must Be Going

First I would like to take a bow for Briles and Sumlin.

Hello, I must be going.
I cannot stay,
I came to say
I must be going.
I’m glad I came
but just the same
I must be going.

 

UH Fans Chorus of Remorse ….

 

For our sake you must stay,
for if you go away,
you’ll spoil this party
We are throwing.

 

Tom Herman Answers ….

 

I stayed a year – now two,
I  coached the last game through,
but I am – telling you,
…. I must be  ….. going.

 

UH Fans Get It and Conclude ….

 

Goodbye, we want no staying,

If you’re not in, then stop the spin

It’s truth decaying,

And hit the road ‘fore we explode

In ways dismaying.

 

And we’re not telling you,

But we are smelling you,

And you mustbegoing.

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And don’t fall into the stream while you are checking out your grill in your facial water reflection on the way to the bank.

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 Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas