Invasion of The Mind Snatchers *
- Formerly Known as “Whoops! Einstein’s Future Fear Is Already Here” – But changed today when the title muse showed up 48 hours post publication.
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Thanks go out to Larry Dierker for bringing the idea for this column into the world today. The Pecan Park Eagle was engulfed with some fun ways to make Larry’s 100% valid point.
With this Tuesday publication of these materials, it looks like this Wednesday is stacking up to be one of the biggest hump days over disappointment we’ve seen in a long, long time – at least, for those who see, read, and are saddened by this brief depiction of the strongest (already recognized) non-digestible and non-injectible (for now, anyway) distraction from human loneliness the world has ever seen.
Going to lunch with co-workers ….
Visiting with the two sisters you haven’t seen since their rescue from abduction ….
Checking with your sister about your mother in the nursing home ….
Meeting boys you’ve never met in person ….
Using the “Fend for Yourselves App” while mom is away with her boss, Mr. Smith, for an important business meeting in Las Vegas.” ….
She Says: “You sound a lot better looking than the husband I’m sitting next to at the airport.”
“But I’m only his secretary, Mrs. Smith. Didn’t Mr. Smith tell you I was going with him on this important trip to Vegas?”
“It’s ‘love at first sight’ on their very first date!” ….
Having fun at the Peckerharder Family Reunion. ….
…. Get the picture???
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Editorial Note: It is the policy of The Pecan Park Eagle to give writing credit to others every time their words appear in one of our publications. Credit for the captions on the selected photos used here was not extended because The Pecan Park Eagle picked the photos and wrote all the captions that seemed to fit beneath each cell phone theme picture. It also was a lot of fun.
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Bill McCurdy
Houston, Baseball, & Other Musings.
The Pecan Park Eagle 