Near the low eight foot ceiling – on my kid bedroom wall,
Was the face of hope rising – and also its fall.
The black and white outcomes – in sin and sweet grace,
Were both in the box scores – Buffs gain or lose pace.
With heroes named Larry – Jerry, Solly, and Frank,
We were – the Gang Knothole – a Baseball Joy Bank.
We came early for BP – and infield – and fungo,
Want a name funny? – Try Van Lingle Mungo!
And out in left field – was an old Cub Named Lou,
Whose Russian surname – dubbed him Novikoff too.
He once left his game spot – when nature did call,
He got back too late – to field a fair ball,
And the Knothole Gang stands – had the best view of all.
And TV Buff games – on those ten-inch home screens,
Played like baseball as “Pong” – if you know what that means.
The struck ball did scurry – like a blurry white light,
Til a fielder got to it – so far from our sight.
But with only one camera – and no replay view,
Radio remained – as the best mind’s eye brew.
Sometimes a sick season – hit the cellar door skids,
As losses in big piles – invariably did.
“L”s held up Buff fans – from coming to games,
To see the same stories – so old – and so lame.
So Prexy Allen Russell – dressed the Buffs out in shorts.
As Jerry Witte – at first – shows obligingly here,
The fad would fade faster – than that sad ’50 year.
51 years long past – the summer shorts ruse,
Jerry Witte wasn’t singing – the summertime blues,
He threw out a first pitch – for the Astros. – for fun.
And who was his catcher? – Roy Oswalt’s – the one.
Buffalos, Colts, and Astros too – this one’s forever – because it’s all true.
Early Houston Baseball – we love you – soul deep,
With reams of real joy – and scads of sad weep.
Let the record show clearly – that your history – we keep.
For history needs warriors – not pastoral sheep.
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By Bill McCurdy, February 3, 2016.