
If I could have gotten my hands on an unlimited supply of that wood-repellent substance that awed my 11-year old brain in this 1949 baseball classic, I’d be writing you today as a living member of the Baseball Hall of Fame.
How many times have I regaled the joy of great baseball movies in print? I don’t know. If I’ve done so at all, it hasn’t been recently, even though I do it all the time in places like traffic jams, jury selection internment, and waiting-on-the-phone with system robots as I earnestly try to reach a flesh and blood person to help me handle some kind of purchase, payment, or insurance problem.
The next time you hook up with a conversational robot – the kind that wants you to express a programmed word that will allow them to dump you off with “pay attention to the next numerical options and try to match it with your needs for information” – and tell the robot something like “why don’t you just go sit wide on top of a telephone pole somewhere and let me speak to a real frickin’ person?”
Do that – and you will get a follow up response from the robot that goes something like this: “I’m sorry. I didn’t quite understand. Could you please try again, using different words?”
That’s when you tell the robot the same thing you first said – in a slightly elevated and angrier tone of voice.
It will get you this kind of response: “Please hold while I put you in line to speak with one of our agents.”
Then comes the all the time in the world you then will have to list your favorite baseball films – or maybe even write a screenplay for a new one – as you wait on the human agent.
One more thing – “greatest” baseball films as a descriptor of my list doesn’t imply that these movies are Academy Award worthy for their story lines or acting performances. It simply means that they each made a really big impression on me and that I found them very entertaining at the time I first saw them. And, since I was impressed a little differently as a kid, I have to give you two lists – one for the movies I first saw and loved as a kid – and another for those films I first saw as an adult.
Here are my choices – and I’d love to hear yours:
My Top 10 Baseball Movies as a Kid
- It Happens Every Spring
- The Babe Ruth Story
- Angels in the Outfield
- The Winning Team
- Rhubarb
- The Pride of St. Louis
- The Stratton Story
- The Pride of the Yankees
- The Kid From Left Field
- Take Me Out to the Ball Game
My Top 10 Baseball Movies as an Adult
- Damn Yankees
- The Natural
- Field of Dreams
- Bull Durham
- Major League
- Eight Men Out
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The Bingo Long Traveling All-Stars & Motor Kings
- Alibi Ike
- Elmer, the Great
- The Sandlot
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