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1. transitive verb

2. 1 : to thicken and shorten (as a heated bar of iron) by hammering on the end :  swage

3. 2 : to force out of the usual upright, level, or proper position :  overturn

4. 3: to trouble mentally or emotionally :  disturb the poise of

   upset

   me> b :  to throw into disorder c :  invalidate d :  to defeat unexpectedly upset in the primary>

5. 4 : to cause a physical disorder in; specifically :  to make somewhat ill upsets my stomach>

Simple Definition of upset

1. : any time Auburn beats Alabama in the Iron Bowl and the game broadcaster starts repetitively shouting, “Auburn’s gonna win the football game!”>
2. : any time a Nick Saban-coached Alabama football team fails to win the national championship>
3. : if it ever happens, anytime the national champion is not a Power 5 conference team>

Definition of biggest upset in College Football

1. : if the Supreme Court ever decides that college football is a business, not a sport, and finds the NCAA guilty of using slave “student” labor as a basis for financing the university’s brand and expenses>

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Houston, Texas