I’m in no position to confirm the specifics of Ralph Whittington’s exact age or period of service as a barber in my birthplace of Beeville, Texas, but I do know he was around early to cut the hair of my late father as a child, and Dad was born in 1910, and also around until either the late 1970s or early 1980s to cut my hair on those trips to Beeville with my folks and really need a haircut. (I grew up in Houston from age 5, but Mom and Dad moved back to Beeville during my junior year in college.)
Walking into Ralph’s Barber Shop was the equivalent of stepping through a worm hole into a place of the past that never changed. Ralph was always the same. And so was his shop. The place wreaked from the fragrance of sweet tonics that the cowboys and ranchers preferred, both as after-shave lotions and hair compression mixtures. Located next door to the downtown Washington Street main drag movie house, The Rialto, Ralph’s chairs were packed on Saturday market day gatherings of men wearing khaki shirts and pants with their sweat-stained tan-colored work Stetsons.
“Have you gotten any rain over at your place lately?” was most often the question of the day. And most often, in the dry, hot-as-Hades-in-summer climate of the upper Texas Gulf Coast above Corpus Christi, the answer to that question was either a resounding silence or an occasional smile of “Yep, about an inch fell, but I could use a whole lot more.”
The way I always heard it from Dad, Ralph Whittington was there in his shop six days a week for about seventy per cent of the 20th century. He closed on the traditional Mondays that barbers always used to take, but God and his family alone only knows what he did with that precious time off. Also the way I heard it, Ralph Whittington never traveled any further than 16 miles from his own birth home in Beeville during the 90 some-odd years he was breathing the air of this earth. That’s enough distance to get you to Pettus in the north, Papalote to the south (I think),Berclair to the east, and a good start on Three Rivers to the west.
I never met anyone beyond the shears and scissor members of his family. Ralph was a small, soft-spoken man, one with the ability to help keep a conversation going without saying much on his own. It’s a social quality that good barbers used to universally share with bartenders. They each knew how to listen. Unlike today’s stylists, the old-time barbers were not filling the air with commercials for new hair care products. Vitalis and Wild Root Cream Oil were usually all you needed to cure and calm whatever ailed your freshly cut hair.
And barbers didn’t spend thirty minutes cutting the heads of bald men for the sake of justifying a fifty to seventy-five dollar fee that today’s style experts charge. Bald guys paid the same four to six bits (50 cents to 75 cents) as everyone else, but they also got the bonus of a quicker finish to their stays with Ralph.
In time, I came to think of Ralph as though he were more like the calendar or clock that each hung on his shop wall than he was anything like all the hot-shot change salesmen in my world from those earlier times in my life. His range of thought was always the same, even though the hours of each day flowed steadily by. His smile never varied either, even though the days of the months and years flew off the calendar as they always once did in the old really classic black and white movies of the 1940s.
Ralph Whittington was just one of those figures who lived out his life as a reliable, friendly symbol of his era. He didn’t live by the clock. He was of the clock itself, and so he shall always be remembered – til the end of time.
Thank you, Ralph, and all you other old-time barbers. Thank you for just being there when America needed a good, quick, affordable haircut.












Wayne Roberts and The Perfect Storm
June 20, 2012The perfect storm generates a lot of energy.
SABR Friend Wayne Roberts left this comment on the Roger Clemens question I raided yesterday in this blog column: Does “Not Guilty” Roger Now Make it to the Hall?” I cannot remember when I’ve enjoyed a column comment as much as this one. It was like bearing witness to the form and structure of a perfect storm – sort of like one of those in-motion time exposure films of a hurricane rolling into the mainland. Wayne, I shall be forever grateful that you let it all hang out so explosively. Everything was there, from the composed start to the formation of an unfolding pattern that finally goes KA-POW – only to aftershock it all with a parting call to “screw Nolan!”
Here it is. The thing speaks for itself. Thanks to Wayne Roberts. You can see the whole force building to impact in your own mind:
“A jury of 8 women and 4 men said ‘not guilty’ of lying to Congress when the alleged lie was saying he did not do ‘rhoids. Therefore, they found him not guilty of using ‘rhoids. Just because you don’t like his personality (and I do like his) should not exclude anyone from going into the Hall. There are lots of jerks in the Hall. Bagwell is not Hall worthy on career accomplishments alone. Biggio is marginal but will get in on the basis of the 3,000 hits. I still think the number of players in the HOF should be capped and when one goes in, one gets booted. Also, stop the stupid fan vote for All Star, move back to player/coach system, and stop that moronic Selig rule that winner of All Star game gets home field in the Series. And while we’re at it, get rid of Selig, move the Brewers to the AL, and put the Astros back where they belong. I missed the Cain no-no because I had to go to bed in order to work the next day. I wasn’t alone. You will have a lot of that happening beginning next year…screw Nolan.” – Wayne Roberts, SABR. Houston Astros of the National League fan.
Thanks too for not leaving out much, Wayne. “Screw, Nolan” was probably a good stopping point.
Hope your day goes to morning-glory clear after un-tethering all these thoughts. And I also agree with you about the increase in west coast games next year (which I think you earlier said you weren’t planning to watch, anyway, because of the American League shift by the Astros). – I’m going along for the ride, anyway, because I can’t swear off my Houston club, I have no power to change what Selig did, and because I’m also a little curious to see what the AL is really like while there are still a few hopeful moments left in my lifetime, but those extra 9:00 PM PDT starts may also cause a lot more of us to miss the next perfect game loss by the Astros. I know I missed the Cain non-mutiny in Frisco last week.
Have a nice day too, everybody. If anyone else out there has a storm they’d like to deliver, feel free to leave it in the comment section at the end of today’s topic. Don’t just e-mail it to me. Let everyone else know what you’re thinking too.
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