Much Adieu About Nothing

December 27, 2013

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As the new year approaches, I am always reminded of past issues that no longer matter at all; little differences in our perception of time that never really get resolved on the emotional level; and things that have come into our lives that have have everything about how we live and made it different. They all qualify as subjects that add up together as “Much Adieu About Nothing”.

Allow me to demonstrate. Only time this morning prevents this one from becoming a much longer list:

1) Remember Y2K? For about the last five years of the 20th century, we went through this socio-scientific angst that all our new personal computer and business-governmental dependence upon the Internet was going to come crashing down with the onset of the 21st century because all our electronic data systems had been inadequately coded from the start to also reach their outer limit with the coming of the new millennium. Our fears about this total data collapse invited visions of a digital Armageddon with the coming of the new century in 2001.

Didn’t happen. The super geeks solved it. We flew into the 21st century without losing a thing, increasing our dependency on the new technology exponentially. We went from being a culture that disconnects from others on our own to one in which we use our ubiquitous cell phones for texting and Twitter as electronic ways to disconnect from people who are immediately present in preference for constant electronic contact with people we’ve never actually met.

2) High Definition Plasma TV. HDTV has done it. With big, wide, never clearer HD screens at play, it is now possible to watch movies and sports better at home and a lot more comfortably than at the theaters and ball parks. In fact, If you end up with a seat near the end zone at a place like Reliant Stadium in Houston, you will most likely end up watching most of the game on one of the two giant screens, and not on the field. Pretty soon, you will also figure out that you could be watching the game more comfortably at home – and without people standing up to block your view.

3) When does a new century begin and end? The 21st century began on January 1, 2001 and it will end upon the completion of December 31, 2100. Still, like it always has been, most or many people will again continue to see the start of the new century as arriving on January 1, 2100. The ongoing confusion is helped along by the fact that every century change is ushered in by an almost entirely new set of people than the ones who were here for the last big century jump.

4) Microwave Ovens. Our only son grew up completely after the coming of the microwave oven. One day, when he was about eight, he asked me: “Dad, how did people cook their food before we had the microwave?” It wasn’t surprising. This was the same kid that asked me at age five, “Was it hard getting from your car to inside of the mall when we still had dinosaurs?”

5) Personal Telephones. They have changed everything, even how we write plays, movies, and fictional books. Check out the classic movie channels sometime and witness how many old movie plots evolve around a character’s inability to get to a phone or borrow one. Can’t write that into a storyline today.

Please chip in your own favorite deal-breaker changes, inventions, or hard-to-grasp simple points that keep recurring.

Another MLB Realignment Suggestion

December 26, 2013
Maybe Game 5 will produce the first 40 run inning in World Series history!

Relief Pitching? Realignment or not, we don’t need no stinkin’ relief pitching in Houston! … Guess why!

From a purely selfish standpoint, the 2013 left a lot of us Astros fans with our blood running cold for the American League and it wasn’t just the “DH” rule that did it. What got me the most was the quality of our team’s play and the nuisance fact that I couldn’t even follow the team on TV to look for signs of hope in the future. Throw in the fact that I don’t care a rip for the teams in the American League West, or staying up to listen to radio broadcasts of losing baseball from the west coast and 2013 added up to little more than a psychological reconditioning exorcism for the mental illness of “fandom rabidity” (DSMR Diagnostic Manual Code 463.64 – or something like that.)

It’s the kind of negative development that always leads me back in fool’s hope that MLB could, at least, rearrange the league alignments back to something that returns all the inter-league scheduling options back to the two leagues and removes it from the Commissioner’s Office and vests it in two reborn strong league presidents. Look – I know that’s not going to happen, but do like to bring it up as the prime example of what has been destroyed on the watch of Commissioner Bud Selig.

How long do you seriously think that the NL could hold out against serious pressure from Selig’s forces if Bud, or a like-thinking successor, ever decides he wants to force the DH on the NL? Remember the coercion that Selig put on Jim Crane as the condition for approval on his purchase of the Astros? Selig made him an offer he couldn’t refuse. It was either move to the American League for a few million less purchase price dollars – or “for-ged-aboud-it”!

They may as well realign the game along the same lines as the NFL. Only, in baseball, the new big name would be “American League Baseball” (ALB), and the two leagues would then melt into the no longer distinctive American and National Baseball Conferences.

Realistically, the two leagues may never again have the individual power they each once enjoyed. Any hope they have for same is locked away by that Astros forced move to the AL. That one gave us two 15-club leagues and took away all practical options to inter-league play. Now there has to be an inter-league game built into each schedule change in the season because of the uneven matching 15 membership numbers in each league. Add to it the desire of each league to operate with three even-numbered divisions and it means that each league would need to either downsize  to 12 clubs each or expand up to 18 clubs each to achieve an even-numbers balance for attractive fair competition that could restore the option, to play or not to play, inter-league ball during any given season.

With some help from the 2010 census data, I came up with six new areas that minimally matched the kind of populations and locations that might work to serve the needs for MLB expansion. I did not try to analyze all the political factors that could work against, at least, one of the new locations, nor did I deal with the fact that one of the new sites (San Jose) is currently being eyed by Oakland as their new home. And except for moving Houston back to the NL and taking Texas with them, I did not attempt to wholly realign the major leagues.

The six new franchise areas I selected are noted in bold type in the chart below and they include: Orlando, FL; Las Vegas, NV; Portland, OR; Sacramento, CA; San Antonio, TX; and San Jose, CA.

Chart Showing One Possible Realignment of MLB into 36 clubs in Two Leagues with 18 Members Each:

AMERICAN LEAGUE NATIONAL LEAGUE
EAST EAST
1) BALTIMORE 1) ATLANTA
2) BOSTON 2) MIAMI
3} NEW YORK YANKEES 3) NEW YORK METS
4) ORLANDO 4) PHILADELPHIA
5) TAMPA BAY 5) PITTSBURGH
6) TORONTO
6) WASHINGTON
CENTRAL CENTRAL
1) CHICAGO WHITE SOX 1) CHICAGO CUBS
2) CLEVELAND 2} CINCINNATI
3) DETROIT 3) HOUSTON
4) KANSAS CITY 4) SAN ANTONIO
5) MILWAUKEE 5) ST. LOUIS
6) MINNESOTA 6) TEXAS
WEST WEST
1) LAS VEGAS 1) ARIZONA
2) LOS ANGELES ANGELS 2) COLORADO
3) OAKLAND 3) LOS ANGELES DODGERS
4) PORTLAND 4) SAN DIEGO
5) SACRAMENTO 5) SAN FRANCISCO
6) SEATTLE 6) SAN JOSE

Happy New 2014 Wish # 1, Everybody!

An All Seasons Greeting

December 24, 2013

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Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanza, Happy New Year, and Happy Holidays! – Whatever floats your boat. – Mine just happens to sail best on “MERRY CHRISTMAS” and these sincere wishes to all of you:

May your days be merry and bright!

May you know peace and joy in every square inch of your infinite heart and soul!

May you know good health, prosperity and restful contentment and acceptance with your state of mortal existence in a physical body and its surrounding finite world.

May you continue to experience growth in your wisdom that life is not about getting rich at any cost, but about passionate giving of yourself to life in whatever good ways beckon to your own open channels to the call.

May you also grow in your understanding that Love is always with you on this trip – and that you take it into you with every breath of sweet air you inhale.

May you always find comfort in the knowledge that we raise our children to let them go. It is not our job to find a future for our children that will make us feel comfortable with our accomplishment as parents. It is rather our job to do what we can to lay a foundation for their own search for self and personal growth. We can only act as “Indiana Jones” or “Nelson Mandela” in our own behalf. Our kids must do that job for themselves, using their own role models and metaphors as everyday guides.

May we always come to understand the spiritual gold that is hoping to force itself upon us from everything we experience in life as “defeat, disappointment, betrayal, failure, anxiety, depression, jealousy, envy, laziness, regret, angry reprisal (incoming and outgoing), vengeance, revenge, perfectionism, pride, the relentless need to please others, or any other emotional stress that causes us pain.” By any name, pain is always trying serve us up the lesson of our experience. When we learn the lesson, we get to move on as healthier, more freedom-bound souls. When we fail to see or get the lesson, the penalty is that we get to see it again in some form – until we finally get it – or we go broke, go crazy, or die from our prideful aversion to the truth about our own responsibility for setting in motion patterns of behavior that are bad for us over time.

Finally, may we all come to keep in mind that now is the only time we have – and that the present is the only true moment for love and life. We neither love nor breathe, yesterday or tomorrow. We love and breathe now – in the present – or we do not love and breathe at all. – Is “today” enough of life for any of us? – It had better be. – It is all we have.

We cannot capture what is yet to be with our promises. We cannot regain what might have been with our regrets. If its do-able, we must either do it now, from one tick of the present to the next, or else, turn it over to the part of our ego-dominated mind that will take our procrastination in and convert it, one more time, into a regret about the past and a promise about the future.

Don’t do anything, for money or service, that your heart is not into all the way.

If something’s not good for you, find a way to let it go. Then let it be. And enjoy your life. With every breath you take.

Merry Christmas with Love,

The Pecan Park Eagle

 

 

 

 

1954: Idahoans Report Strange Lights

December 23, 2013
"Hello, Earthlings! - With the New Year coming, get ready to hallucinate like it's 1954!"

“Hello, Earthlings! – With the New Year coming, get ready to hallucinate like it’s 1954!”

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Idahoans Report Strange Lights

Idaho Falls (UP) – Strange lights have been sighted in the skies near Idaho Falls again – this time by officials of the Trinity Methodist Church.

The Rev. Miss Ernestine Hitchcock, assistant church pastor, said she saw a brilliant white light moving across the sky Wednesday night. It was also witnessed by Mrs. Mary Ann Moore, secretary of the church.

Bill McCurdy, Idaho Falls, said he and three passengers saw an orange light explode beside his car earlier this week. He was about four miles west of the AEC (Atomic Energy Commission) site at the time, he said.

~ United Press, Kalispell (Idaho) Daily Inter Lake, January 10, 1954, Page 2.

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So, what does this all mean? It was 1954 and two devoted church ladies living out there in the boondocks of Idaho, near the AEC site, took the time to report a mysterious white light moving across the western night sky. As Dana Carvey so often exclaimed in his church lady character, “Isn’t that special?”

Then, wouldn’t you just know it, a guy named Bill McCurdy and his three traveling buddies actually get to witness an exploding orange light beside his car while driving only four miles from the AEC Idaho site!

Makes me wonder about all those Pecan Park Eagles I saw coasting across the skies of Southeast Houston off the Gulf Freeway when I was growing up after World War II. – Who knows? Maybe they weren’t eagles after all. Just maybe, like these credible UFO Idaho sightings from 1954 reported again here, they too were all part of a larger plan for the invasion of earth by beings from an alien world!

Maybe the Eagles were simply part of what the great Rod Serling used to call – The Twilight Zone.

Twas the Night Before Christmas, in 2013

December 22, 2013
"Super Santa's Coming to Town"

“Super Santa’s Coming to Town”

Christmas Eve in Houston – at each and every house,

Not a fan’s wish was deferring – this year had been a louse.

Their new dreams were now hung – by the chimney with care,

In hopes that St. Superman – soon would be there.

 

The sports fans were soft-nestled – all snug in their beds,

While visions of sweet victory – danced in their heads.

And mamma in her Texans jersey – and I in my Astros cap,

Had just liquified our brains – for a long winter’s nap.

 

When out on the lawn – there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from our bed – to investigate the matter.

Away to the window – I flew like a flash,

Tore open the shutters – and threw up the sash.

 

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen rain

(The stuff doesn’t freeze here. – Do I need to explain?)

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

But a miniature sleigh – and eight tiny reindeer.

 

With a handsome young driver – so lively and quick,

I knew in a moment – shoulda’ brought my best BIC!

More rapid than eagles – his coursers they came,

And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

 

“Now, Astro! – Now, Texan! – Now, Rocket! – Now Go, Dy-Na-Mo!

On, Cougar! – On, Rice Owl! ! – On Tiger! – All-The-Rest-You-Know!

To the top of the porch! – To the top of the wall!

Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!”

 

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,

When they meet with an obstacle – mount to the sky.

So up to the house-top – the coursers they flew,

With the sleigh full of Dreams – and Superman too.

 

And then, in a twinkling – I heard on the roof,

The prancing and pawing – of each little hoof.

As I drew in my head – and was turning around,

Down the chimney – St Super – he came with a bound.

 

He was dressed all in blue – with a very red cape,

And his clothes were all tarnished – with ashes and soot.

A bundle of Dreams – he had flung on his back,

And he looked like a peddler – just opening his pack.

 

His eyes – how they riveted! – His smile? – not so merry!

But his cheeks were like roses – and his nose like a cherry!

His droll little mouth – was drawn into a crack!

And the curl on his forehead – was ebony black.

 

The stump of a pipe – he held tight in his teeth,

And the smoke – it encircled – his head like a wreath.

He had a long face – and six-guns for ABS,

A real man of steel – why the smoking man tabs?

 

“The smoke that you see – isn’t coming from me,

It escapes from the dreams that you seek.

As long as dreams tie – to that look in your eye,

Your chances – for glory – are bleak.”

 

He said nothing else – but went straight to his work,

And filled all the stockings – then turned like a jerk.

And laying his hand – aside of his nose,

He nodded goodbye – as his middle finger rose!

 

He sprang to his sleigh – to his team gave a whistle,

And away they all flew – like the down of a thistle.

But I heard him exclaim – ‘ere he drove out of sight,

“Happy Christmas to all – and to all – a good-night!”

 

“On, Springer! – On, Keenum!

On, Ching! – And On, Howard!

Bring True Grit to Houston!

We’ve no room for cowards!”


                                                                                                                                                       

 

Aerial Ghost of The Wild Blue Yonder

December 21, 2013
The P-51 Mustang

The P-51 / Mustang

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SPEEDY MUSTANG PLANES, TERRORS OF DIEPPE, BRING THRILLS TO GREAT CROWDS

LOS ANGELES, CAL., SEPTEMBER 9, 1942 (AP) – A camouflaged streak of light flashed down from the east, whipped across the Los Angeles airport at 40 feet or less, then zoomed up into the haze to the west today.

It was a North American fighter plane, the type our army air forces prosaically call the P-51 and the RAF has more romantically labeled the Mustang. “You may say,” said the AAF representative at this first public showing of the terrors of Dieppe, “that it is very fast. You may. in fact, tell anything you can see while the plane is in flight.”

That is a severe limitation, because the Mustang in flight is little more than a blur. You can say it has engine – Allison, 1150 horsepower, liquid cooled – because you can hear it roar. You can say it has wings – square-cut, not unlike the nazi’s Messerschmidtt 109 – because you can see it fly.

You can say it has armament – because it was the first United States fighter plane to bring down a German Focke-Wulf 190 over Dieppe, (in) one of the many dogfights that accompanied the Commando raid of Aug. 19 (1942). It also has been chosen by the RAF for army co-operational work in reconnaissance and ground strafing.

You can say it has defensive armor – because the AAF sees to it that our pilots have the maximum protection possible.

You can say it is fast – in what the army calls the”400 mph class.” You can say it is being produced in quantity – because that is what it was designed for.

When you have said that, you have said virtually all that security considerations will permit.

Four Mustangs took part in today’s show, with three of their big-brother B-25s – similar to Doolittle’s Tokyo Raiders and fresh off the production line this morning – as background accompaniment.

The B-25 Bomber

The B-25 Bomber

On the ground as spectators were press and photographers, army and plant officials, and several thousand workers who got a bigger belt than anyone out of seeing their handiwork in action.

Mustang acrobatics were executed with commendable smoothness by Bob Chilton of Boise, Idaho, one of North American’s engineering test pilots. The other three planes, which made a tight V-run over the field at well under 300 feet, were flown by Capts. B.R. Eckstein of Los Angeles, C.R. Douglass of Winchester, Va., and L.W. Harris of San Diego, of the AAF.

~ Associated Press, Galveston Daily News, Thursday, September 10, 1942, Page 14

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Houston at Christmas: 100 Years Ago

December 20, 2013
Christmas in Houston  ~ 100 Years Ago, 1913 ~

Christmas in Houston
~ 100 Years Ago, 1913 ~

The photo may or may not be exactly from 1913. The goal here is not the precise accuracy of the photo depiction, but looking at how the print media covered Christmas in Houston 100 years ago.

Some things change. Others remain the same.

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CHRISTMAS IN HOUSTON, 100 YEARS AGO; DECEMBER 25, 1913

Houston, Tex., December 25, 1913 — The peaceful spirit of Christmas hung over Houston today and directed all the activities of its citizens from the staging of the gorgeous municipal Christmas tree to the giving of the smallest present  that marked the esteem of a friend for a friend. All business houses were closed and even the streets were almost deserted, while the citizens gathered about the family boards and ate of the Christmas turkey or helped the children enjoy their new presents.

Masses were said in all the Catholic churches of the city in the forenoon and in many of the Protestant churches special services were held. In the afternoon the municipal Christmas tree was the feature of the children, while the theaters held large crowds at the matinees. In the evening the streets were almost deserted except for the occasional party of theater goers, the chilling blast that swept the streets making the cozy firs of the homes preferable to the out of doors.

“Municipal Tree” is a Success

After a month of work on the part of a hundred women and expectancy on the part of 4,000 children, the first municipal Christmas tree ever held in Houston is a successful thing of the past, and those who fostered and executed the idea were so encouraged by the sight of so many happy faces gathered together that it is practically assured that the municipal Christmas tree in Houston will become an established event. One woman said today:  “When I saw the happiness portrayed in those thousands of faces I felt amply repaid for the slight services I rendered in making it possible.”

The exercises at the municipal auditorium began at 2:30 o’clock this afternoon with a concert by the Municipal Band, which was enjoyed by a crowd of about 4,000 children and 2,000 grown people. This continued for thirty minutes, when Dr. W. S. Lockhart read a short passage from the Bible and then spoke briefly on the origin and importance of Christmas. This was followed by a duet rendition of “Holy Night” that was very beautiful. The children were then led in singing “America,” to the band accompaniment, following which several motion pictures were shown on the canvas.

Mayor Campbell is Santa Claus

At this juncture, (Houston) Mayor Campbell, who had been deputized to act as Santa Claus, arrived on the scene in a big touring car. Entrance was effected through the big doors on the Capitol avenue side of the auditorium, and a part of the seats had been cleared away, leaving an aisle through which the car was driven to the very center of the building and directly in front of the stage. The car was driven quietly and quickly into the building, and when the children recognized the presence off Santa Claus they gave a tremendous ovation.

After making the children a speech, the Mayor directed the distribution of the 6,000 stockings piled up in front. The arrangement  of the crowd was systematized that when a child left his seat, he marched down to the front aisle, where he was handed his stocking, and then he marched out of the building. All were requested to go out on Capitol avenue, where a moving picture machine was taking a film picture of the happy faces as they emerged with their gifts in their arms.

The Tree and the Gifts

A huge Christmas tree of pine was set deep in the stage and was brilliantly lighted with white, red, and blue, and green lights. The sight of this tree, when the curtain was raised, provoked hearty applause. The gift for the children consisted of a small stocking, filled with fruits and candies. The stockings were made by the ladies of the city and their contents were donated by various merchants.

Child Burns to Death Amidst Christmas Romp

Excited over an examination of her Christmas presents, Edna May Keller, the 12 year old daughter of Porter D. Keller, brushed against a red hot stove this morning when she went to turn the damper, and within a few minutes she was dead as a result of her clothing having ignited and burned almost entirely off her body. The accident happened at her home, 1818 Franklin Avenue, at 11:25 o’clock, just after the child had been playing with some of her new toys.

The child had arisen early and had spent the morning viewing the playthings which had been given her for Christmas, and had called the rest of the family into a room adjoining the one in which was the stove. It was while the family was assembled in there that the stove became overheated, and when the little girl went near it to turn the damper, her clothing ignited. Like a flash she was enveloped in flames, and when a physician arrived he found she was fatally burned, and also had swallowed a quantity of the flames and smoke.

The funeral will be held from the family home at 3 o’clock Friday afternoon (Dec. 26, 1913), Rev. J.L. Gross officiating, and interment will be in the German Cemetery.

Auto Accident Proves Fatal

W.L. Wayland, advertising manager for the Foley Bros. Dry Goods Store, died at noon today at the St. Joseph’s Infirmary from injuries received last night in a collision between an automobile in which he was driving and a wagon of the Houston Transfer Company.

In company with G.H. McCormick, Mr. Wayland was driving out Main Street. At the intersection of Main and Pease, Mr. Wayland was blinded by a street light blinded Mr. McCormick (the 1913 reporter mistakenly used the name of the passenger here. All other writing references here state that Mr. Wayland was the driver) and he (Wayland) did not see the wagon until it was too late to avoid a collision. When he did see the wagon he swerved the car and Mr. Wayland was thrown out, alighting on his head. He was taken to the infirmary and was unconscious until his death occurred.

Wayland lived at 1608 Tuam avenue and is survived by a widow and two children. It is expected that the funeral will be held Friday (Dec. 26, 1913).

100,000 Packages are Mailed

With the (Houston) Christmas rush over. the local postal authorities have estimated that the stamp sales for the five days between Dec. 19 and Dec. 23, inclusive. amounted to $11,865.42.

The heaviest sales were those of Monday (Dec. 22, 1913), which amounted to $3,110.76, when about 30,000 parcels were mailed. It is estimated that approximately 100,000 parcels were mailed during the Christmas rush, and the expediency with which these have been handled has provoked much favorable comment.

It has been found that the average price of the sending of a parcel is about 7 cents, while some have gone for 4 cents, and very few cost more than 15 cents. The method of sending Christmas gifts has been given approval.

~ Galveston Daily News, Friday, December 26, 1913, Page 6 ~

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$12,000,000 Store Open for Business

December 19, 2013
The Original Foley's ~ as it appeared on Opening Day in 1947 ~

The Original Foley’s
~ as it appeared on Opening Day in 1947 ~

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FOLEY”S in HOUSTON: $12,000,000 Store Open for Business

HOUSTON, TEX, October 21, 1947 (UP) –

The $12,000,000 Foley’s Department Store, hailed as the world’s first new department store in 20 years and the nation’s finest, opened its doors Monday to thousands of impressed Texans and distinguished visitors from all over the country.

Mayor Oscar Holcombe cut the wide ribbon that stretched across the main entrance to the windowless, seven-story Minnesota limestone structure which embodies tomorrow’s merchandising methods.

The ultra-modern store, covering an entire city block, features a five-story parking garage where customers may pickup their parcels which have been transported to the garage by an ingenious system of chutes and conveyor belts.

Fred Lazarus, Jr. of Cincinnati, president of Federated Department stores; Max Levine, Foley’s president, and C.E. Naylor, Houston Chamber of Commerce president, also took part in the opening ceremonies at noon.

… United Press (UP), Lubbock (TX) Evening Journal, October 21, 1947, Page 9

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Foley's-Macy's ~ on its last day in 2013 ~

Foley’s-Macy’s
~ on its last day in 2013 ~

 

 

 

Home Attendance of the St. Louis Browns

December 18, 2013

Back in the day, before there were any residual incomes from television to drive fan interest in the game, baseball had to rely upon gate income and concession sales to cover the cost of very low player and administrative salaries and minimal maintenance of the club’s equipment, uniform, and venue expenses. It helped if an MLB club owned its own stadium.

1944: Just a Dream. Just a Dream. Just a Dream.

1944: Just a Dream. Just a Dream. Just a Dream.

The St. Louis Browns of the American League (1902-1953) did own their own game arena. It was a place known for most of its life as Sportsman’s Park. They also pocketed good side income by serving as landlord to the St. Louis Cardinals of the National League until they sold the place to their highly more successful same-city rivals in 1953, the last year of the Browns’ existence.

It was easy for the Browns to become dependent upon the sale of good ballplayers rather than the attainment of pennants as the unspoken priority plan for economic survival. The club could not draw the fans they needed to pay for a winning team on the field, so, in effect, if not by stated goal, they showcased and sold many of their best talents to wealthy clubs like the Yankees just to pay their bills and stay afloat. As a result, all hope spun as wasted motion in the mud. The St. Louis Browns were going nowhere “up” in the AL standings, except in 1921, when they got there honestly and fell a mere one game short of winning the pennant, and in 1944, when World War II and military draft conspired to leave the Browns with their only pennant winner against inferior competition.

In these 52 annual attendance figures from Baseball Almanac, pay special notice to how bad things got during the Great Depression years. 1935 was their worst year. The Browns drew only 80,922 fans for the season in 1935, To say the least, their per game average of 1,044 fans was both abysmal and unsustainable by today’s financial needs.

It reminds me of pitcher Ned Garver’s favorite line about poor Brownie game attendance during their last generation of air-gasping survival in the years that followed World War II.

“Our fans never booed us,” said Browns pitcher Ned Garver. “They wouldn’t dare. – We outnumbered them.”

St. Louis Browns Attendance1902 – 1953
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1953

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3,890

5,474

4,078

4,348

5,054

5,407

7,986

4,757

3,163

2,737

2,727

3,230

3,078

1,891

4,250

2,716

1,985

4,991

5,446

4,623

9,259

5,588

6,972

6,012

3,664

3,198

4,409

3,645

1,975

2,326

1,462

1,152

1,497

1,044

1,203

1,578

1,672

1,399

3,072

2,245

3,386

2,803

6,606

6,273

6,749

4,162

4,330

3,496

3,209

3,815

6,694

3,860

272,283

380,405

318,108

339,112

389,157

419,025

618,947

366,274

249,889

207,984

214,070

250,330

244,714

150,358

335,740

210,486

122,076

349,350

419,311

355,978

712,918

430,296

533,349

462,898

283,986

247,879

339,497

280,697

152,088

179,126

112,558

88,113

115,305

80,922

93,267

123,121

130,417

109,159

239,591

176,240

255,617

214,392

508,644

482,986

526,435

320,474

335,564

270,936

247,131

293,790

518,796

297,238

275,807

293,111

378,004

390,094

367,260

424,846

451,421

467,484

408,836

417,439

407,954

440,851

343,449

304,336

431,486

357,357

213,500

456,780

635,538

577,541

609,294

575,324

656,930

648,356

614,073

576,619

527,649

582,809

585,716

485,412

391,654

365,776

470,451

461,001

522,365

591,979

555,711

533,825

679,224

613,995

525027

462,071

599,770

697,553

1,202,648

1,185,759

1,393,762

1,341,331

1,142,795

1,110,334

1,036,737

870,510

Batters who hit HR in 1st MLB times at bat

December 17, 2013
Ernie Koy, Sr. is one of 114 batters who homered in his first MLB time at bat.

Ernie Koy, Sr. is one of 114 batters who homered in his first MLB time at bat.

Our reminder from friend Randy yesterday is the whole impetus behind this data column. Randy had written a reminder comment in response to yesterday’s piece about the first MLB games of 15 great HOF players to remind us that former UT star Ernie Koy, Sr. had once homered in his first 1938 MLB batting appearance for the Brooklyn Dodgers. Well, that’s a rare feat, all right. Only 114 major leaguers have done it and here’s the list of names in chronological order. The chart shows their names, their teams, the dates of their first time at bat explosions, and the number of homers they each compiled in their MLB careers (Thank you, Wikipedia, for doing all the work):

Joe Harrington Boston Beaneaters Sept 10, 1895 3
Bill Duggleby& Philadelphia Phillies April 21, 1898 6
Johnny Bates Boston Beaneaters April 12, 1906 25
Luke Stuart St. Louis Browns Aug 8, 1921 1
Walter Mueller# Pittsburgh Pirates May 7, 1922 2
Earl Averill Cleveland Indians April 16, 1929 238
Clise Dudley# Brooklyn Dodgers April 27, 1929 3
Gordon Slade Brooklyn Dodgers May 24, 1930 8
Eddie Morgan# St. Louis Cardinals April 14, 1936 1
Ace Parker Philadelphia Phillies April 30, 1937 2
Gene Hasson Philadelphia Athletics Sept 9, 1937 4
Ernie Koy Brooklyn Dodgers April 19, 1938 36
Heinie Mueller Philadelphia Phillies April 19, 1938 17
Bill LeFebvre# Boston Red Sox June 10, 1938 1
Clyde Vollmer# Cincinnati Reds May 31, 1942 69
Paul Gillespie Chicago Cubs Sept 11, 1942 6
Buddy Kerr New York Giants Sept 8, 1943 31
Hack Miller Detroit Tigers April 23, 1944 1
Whitey Lockman New York Giants July 5, 1945 114
Eddie Pellagrini Boston Red Sox April 22, 1946 20
Dan Bankhead Brooklyn Dodgers Aug 26, 1947 1
George Vico# Detroit Tigers April 20, 1948 12
Les Layton New York Giants May 21, 1948 2
Ed Sanicki Philadelphia Phillies Sept 14, 1949 3
Ted Tappe Cincinnati Reds Sept 14, 1950 5
Bob Nieman St. Louis Browns Sept 14, 1951 125
Hoyt Wilhelm New York Giants April 23, 1952 1
Wally Moon St. Louis Cardinals April 13, 1954 142
Chuck Tanner# Milwaukee Braves April 12, 1955 21
Bill White New York Giants May 7, 1956 202
Frank Ernaga Chicago Cubs May 24, 1957 2
Don Leppert Pittsburgh Pirates June 18, 1961 15
Cuno Barragan Chicago Cubs Sept 1, 1961 1
Bob Tillman Boston Red Sox May 19, 1962 79
John Kennedy Washington Senators Sept 5, 1962 32
Buster Narum Baltimore Orioles May 5, 1963 3
Gates Brown Detroit Tigers June 19, 1963 84
Bert Campaneris# Kansas City Athletics July 23, 1964 79
Bill Roman Detroit Tigers Sept 30, 1964 1
Brant Alyea# Washington Senators Sept 12, 1965 38
John Miller New York Yankees Sept 11, 1966 2
Rick Renick Minnesota Twins July 11, 1968 20
Joe Keough Oakland Athletics Aug 7, 1968 9
Gene Lamont Detroit Tigers Sept 2, 1970 4
Don Rose# California Angels May 24, 1972 1
Benny Ayala New York Mets Aug 27, 1974 38
Reggie Sanders Detroit Tigers Sept 1, 1974 3
John Montefusco San Francisco Giants Sept 3, 1974 4
José Sosa Houston Astros July 30, 1975 1
Dave McKay Minnesota Twins Aug 22, 1975 21
Alvis Woods# Toronto Blue Jays April 7, 1977 35
Dave Machemer California Angels June 21, 1978 1
Johnnie LeMaster San Francisco Giants Sept 2, 1975 22
Tim Wallach Montreal Expos Sept 6, 1980 260
Gary Gaetti Minnesota Twins Sept 20, 1981 360
Carmelo Martínez Chicago Cubs Aug 22, 1983 108
Mike Fitzgerald New York Mets Sept 13, 1983 48
Andre David Minnesota Twins June 29, 1984 1
Will Clark San Francisco Giants April 8, 1986 284
Terry Steinbach Oakland Athletics Sept 12, 1986 162
Jay Bell# Cleveland Indians Sept 29, 1986 195
Ricky Jordan Philadelphia Phillies July 17, 1988 55
Junior Félix# Toronto Blue Jays May 4, 1989 55
José Offerman Los Angeles Dodgers Aug 19, 1990 57
Dave Eiland San Diego Padres April 10, 1992 1
Jim Bullinger# Chicago Cubs June 8, 1992 4
Jay Gainer# Colorado Rockies May 14, 1993 3
Mitch Lyden Florida Marlins June 16, 1993 1
Garey Ingram Los Angeles Dodgers May 19, 1994 3
Jon Nunnally Kansas City Royals April 29, 1995 42
Jermaine Dye Atlanta Braves May 17, 1996 325
Dustin Hermanson Montreal Expos April 16, 1997 2
Brad Fullmer Montreal Expos Sept 2, 1997 114
Marlon Anderson Philadelphia Phillies Sept 8, 1998 63
Carlos Lee Chicago White Sox May 7, 1999 358
Guillermo Mota* Montreal Expos June 9, 1999 2
Esteban Yan*# Tampa Bay Devil Rays June 4, 2000 1
Alex Cabrera Arizona Diamondbacks June 26, 2000 5
Keith McDonald St. Louis Cardinals July 4, 2000 3
Chris Richard# St. Louis Cardinals July 17, 2000 34
Gene Stechschulte# St. Louis Cardinals April 17, 2001 1
Marcus Thames# New York Yankees June 10, 2002 115
Miguel Olivo* Chicago White Sox Sept 15, 2002 145
Dave Matranga Houston Astros June 27, 2003 1
Kazuo Matsui New York Mets April 6, 2004 32
Héctor Luna* St. Louis Cardinals April 8, 2004 15
Brian Dallimore& San Francisco Giants April 30, 2004 1
Greg Dobbs* Seattle Mariners Sept 8, 2004 46
Andy Phillips# New York Yankees Sept 26, 2004 14
Mike Jacobs* New York Mets Aug 21, 2005 100
Jeremy Hermida*& Florida Marlins Aug 31, 2005 65
Mike Napoli* Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim May 4, 2006 157
Adam Wainwright*# St. Louis Cardinals May 24, 2006 6
Kevin Kouzmanoff*#& Cleveland Indians Sept 2, 2006 85
Charlton Jimerson# Houston Astros Sept 4, 2006 2
Josh Fields* Chicago White Sox Sept 18, 2006 34
Elijah Dukes Tampa Bay Devil Rays April 2, 2007 31
Mark Worrell* St. Louis Cardinals June 5, 2008 1
Lou Montañez* Baltimore Orioles Aug 6, 2008 5
Mark Saccomanno# Houston Astros Sept 8, 2008 1
Jordan Schafer* Atlanta Braves April 5, 2009 11
Gerardo Parra* Arizona Diamondbacks May 13, 2009 30
John Hester* Arizona Diamondbacks Aug 28, 2009 6
Jason Heyward* Atlanta Braves April 5, 2010 66
Luke Hughes* Minnesota Twins April 28, 2010 8
Starlin Castro* Chicago Cubs May 7, 2010 33
Daniel Nava&#* Boston Red Sox June 12, 2010 19
J. P. Arencibia*# Toronto Blue Jays Aug 7, 2010 64
Brandon Guyer* Tampa Bay Rays May 6, 2011 3
Tommy Milone*# Washington Nationals Sept 3, 2011 1
Brett Pill* San Francisco Giants Sept 6, 2011 7
Yasmani Grandal* San Diego Padres June 30, 2012 9
Starling Marte*# Pittsburgh Pirates July 26, 2012 14
Eddy Rodriguez* San Diego Padres Aug 2, 2012 1
Jurickson Profar* Texas Rangers Sept 2, 2012 4