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The Priest and The Rabbi

December 20, 2014

Once again the seasonal blessings of a good Christmas story have fallen upon the eaves of The Pecan Park Eagle house like the gentle rain that fell upon Houston today. Thanks to our good friend in both Christ and SABR, Father Gerald Beirne, who sent us this delightful story of two friends, a priest and a rabbi, who settled into the enjoyment together of sharing psychological strategies for dining out at no cost. We have elected here to forgo any comment on the ethics and integrity of two men of the cloth who would actually engage in this sort of thing because the humorous payoff here is too precious to waste. As per usual, the author is unknown, but don’t let that stop you. Thank Father Beirne – and enjoy!

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The Priest and The Rabbi

A priest says to his friend, the rabbi, that he has a perfect way of eating for free in restaurants.

“I go in at well past 9 o’clock in the evening, eat several courses slowly, linger over coffee, port and a cigar. Come 2 o’clock, as they are clearing everything away, I just keep sitting there until eventually a waiter comes up and asks me to pay.

Then I say: ‘I’ve already paid your colleague who has left.’ Because I am a man of the cloth, they take my word for it, and I leave.”

The rabbi is impressed, and says: “Let’s try it together this evening.”

So the priest books them into a restaurant and, come 2 o’clock, they are both still quietly sitting there after a very full meal.

Sure enough, a waiter comes over and asks them to pay.

The priest just says: “I’ve already paid your colleague who has left.”

And the rabbi adds: “And we are still waiting for the change!”

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The Scorpion and the Snake

December 19, 2014

The Scorpion and The Snake

I learned this one forty years ago in a meditation retreat, week-long event in Oakland, California, Then, about twenty years ago, I heard the story used again in one of the big movies from that year. Now I’ve forgotten the year and the name of the movie, but I’ve just always assumed that the screenwriter had attended the same event or a similar seminar at another time. Once more, it’s a parable. Many sources attribute the fable to Aesop and his story of “The Frog and The Scorpion” since the tale is essentially the same as the one presented here, but I prefer the version I heard of “The Scorpion and the Snake” because it pays far more attention to the relationship that existed between the two characters prior to their journey. Please feel free to post your comments on what you think the lessons are. That’s what matters. ~ Bill McCurdy, The Pecan Park Eagle

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The Scorpion and the Snake

The scorpion and the snake had been enemies forever, but they both lived together on the lush food supply banks of a wide and deep flowing river.

They also understood each other and the dangers of a physical encounter that would endanger the lives of both fairly equally. A sting from scorpion and the snake would quickly fall into paralysis and death. A poisonous bite from the snake and the scorpion would find himself quickly rendered helpless and swallowed as a morning, afternoon, or evening snack.

And so the scorpion and the snake lived in careful peace around each other for close to half a century.

Then, one day, the scorpion was forced to face the fact that he was running out of food due to his own consumption of the dwindling natural source on his log-time side of the river. He could also see that all of his preferred food sources appeared as abundantly plentiful across the river on the other bank. The only problem he faced was simple. The scorpion could not swim.

The scorpion had two choices: He could do nothing and slowly starve to death. – Or, he could risk asking his old cold war enemy, the snake, for getting help via transportation to the other side of the river. The snake was an excellent swimmer.

The scorpion chose the latter option and he finally approached the snake with a request that offered all the logical support he could muster:

“Old-like-me enemy of mine,” the scorpion began, “I have a request that I think may appeal to you. – I’m running out of food on this bank, but, as you may also surely see, my kind of food is abundantly available on the other side of the river. – I can’t get there as a non-swimmer, but you could take me there on your back, if you are willing. You are an excellent swimmer. – Once you deposit me on the other bank, you will then be rid of me forever. Again, because I cannot swim, I could never return to this side to haunt you as a potential danger. – What do you say?”

The snake thought long and hard about it, but finally yielded to the wisdom of the scorpion’s logic. He agreed to help with an abrupt reply: “I’ll do it. Hop on my back when we reach the river and I will swim you across right now. – Come on. Let’s go. The sooner the better!” Both creatures smiled knowingly and then walked and slithered together to the river’s edge, where the scorpion crawled up the snake’s back as they then immediately started the snake’s three hundred feet swim to the other side.

All went well until they reached the middle of the river.

Suddenly, the scorpion stung the snake in the back with the full force of all the paralyzing venom in his system. And the snake felt its effects almost immediately. His body was shutting down. Soon his entire respiratory system and his control of the powerful muscles within him would vanish completely. If the snake didn’t first die from the venom, they both would soon enough drown in the hard rushing waters he was losing his fight against.

“Why did you sting me in these circumstances, you idiot?” the snake screamed with his last ability to speak. “Now we are both going to die in the river!”

“I did it because I’m a scorpion,” said the ancient enemy, “and that’s what scorpions do.”

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Know Your Audience

December 18, 2014

In line with the seasonal message on life lessons from “Burned Biscuits” on Wednesday, 12/17/14, today’s column recalls an old story that has stayed with me since first I heard it in my early adult years. “Know Your Audience” (my name for it) is anther of those tales with no traceable author, but, like the burned biscuit story, this ne also makes its point too. This one was apparently fiction from the git-go, but it hits home with all the power of a non-fictional parable. It found my frustration button quickly, one I’ve tried to avoid getting pushed again to this extreme, but not always successfully, because the lesson here extends to one of our greatest social bugaboos – the nurturing of “great expectations” that then take on the power of blinding us from the danger that comes once the door is open for others to kill our joy in ways we either had not anticipated – or else, were blindly forgotten in our need for quick attention from an appreciative audience.

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Know Your Audience

Bozo McMullin was a 35-year old flea show trainer and ticket booth operator for a nefariously crooked traveling carnival in Texas during the 1930s. Bozo’s skill with the tiny insects was legendary in his social circle. He was almost capable of training a handsome flea into replacing Clark Gable on the silver screen because of the superior acting skills he had acquired from his time with the true “flea whisperer” of his day.

Sadly, Bozo’s dishonest ability to shortchange customers caught up with him in Beeville, Texas on May 30, 1936. McMullin subsequently was arrested, indicted, tried, and convicted of felony theft and sentenced to ten years in the state prison at Huntsville, Texas.

Something happened on Bozo’s first day in the pen that fanned the fires of his self-perception as a very talented and lucky man. He found a flea in his bunk.

“I’m going to train that little fellow into becoming the most talented flea the world has ever seen,” Bozo shouted to himself in unflinching hope for tomorrow. And so he did.

For the entire ten years of his incarceration, Bozo kept his flea and the whole training process under wraps in complete secrecy. He also soon discovered that the circumstances of his imprisonment and his talent for teaching had combined to give him both the time and the higher level of motivation he needed to take his training of the flea to a much more impressive level of achievement.

By the day of his release from prison on July 4, 1946, Bozo’s flea possessed the ability to throw a tiny baseball curve over a distance of six inches. He could recite the “Gettysburg Address” verbatim. He could dance like Fred Astaire; and he could even play George Gershwin’s “Rhapsody in Blue” on a very tine piano that Bozo had made for him in shop. His other talents were many and varied. He was nothing less than a miracle genius that would soon become Bozo McMullin’s ticket from the outhouse to the penthouse of his personal American Dream!

Once released, Bozo used a couple of bucks from his prison release stash to hail a taxi. “Take me to your nearest beer joint!” Bozo shouted.

Five minutes later, Bozo walked into the dumpy place called “Joe’s Halfway House” and placed the talented little flea on the bar.

“Hey, bartender come over here!” Joe again said in a raised voice. “I want to show you something!”

A surly 50ish looking, red-faced man with a gray-haired crew cut, a cigar chomp in his mouth, and wearing a dirty white apron, sauntered over to Bozo.

“What’s up, Bub?” the bartender asked.

“You see that flea on the bar?” Bozo responded.

The man paused until he sighted the flea. Then he quickly crushed the little fellow with his right index finger.

“You mean that one?” The bartender asked.

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Burned Biscuits

December 17, 2014

burned biscuits

Thank you, Unknown Person, who sent that beautiful little parable, “Burned Biscuits,” to Father Gerald Beirne of Narragansett, RI – who then forwarded it on to others including this editor of The Pecan Park Eagle. And Bless You too, Father Gerald for doing so! It was too beautiful to pass up as our guest column subject of the day, even if we do not yet know who he or she is taht brought it to life. Please! If you are the author, or if you know who is, please get in touch with me, Bill McCurdy, at houston.buff37@gmail.com

The Pecan Park Eagle would very much like to retroactively extend credit here to the actual composer of these pristinely clear lessons of life by name, if at all possible. We will be sending you a notification of this publication by your recorded e-mail address, BENJIE@aol.com

Please get in touch. And Godspeed to you – whomever you are!

~ Bill McCurdy, Publisher, Editor, Columnist, & Chief Bottle Washer for The Pecan Park Eagle

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Burned Biscuits

When I was a kid, my Grandma liked to make breakfast food for dinner every now and then. And I remember one night in particular when she had made breakfast after a long, hard day. On that evening so long ago, she had placed a plate of eggs, sausage and extremely burned biscuits in front of my Granddad. I remember waiting to see if anyone noticed!

Yet all my Granddad did was reach for his biscuit, smile at my Grandma and ask me how my day was at school. I don’t remember what I told him that night but I do remember watching him smear butter and jelly on that ugly burned biscuit. He ate every bite of that thing… never made a face nor uttered a word about it!

When I got up from the table that evening, I remember hearing my Grandma apologize to my Granddad for burning the biscuits. And I’ll never forget what he said: “Honey, I love burned biscuits every now and then.”

Later that night, I went to kiss Granddaddy good night and I asked him if he really liked his biscuits burned. He wrapped me in his arms and said, “Your Grandma put in a hard day of work today and she’s real tired. And besides – a little burned biscuit never hurt anyone!”

As I’ve grown older, I’ve thought about that many times. Life is full of imperfect things and imperfect people. I’m not the best at anything, and I forget birthdays and anniversaries just like everyone else. But what I’ve learned over the years is that learning to accept each other’s faults, and choosing to celebrate each other’s differences, is one of the most important keys to creating a healthy, growing, and lasting relationship.

And that’s my prayer for you today… that you will learn to take the good, the bad, and the ugly parts of your life and lay them at the feet of God. Because in the end, He’s the only One who will be able to give you a relationship where a burnt biscuit isn’t a deal-breaker!

We could extend this to any relationship. In fact, understanding is the basis of any relationship, be it a husband-wife or parent-child or friendship!

So, please pass me a biscuit, and yes, the burned one will do just fine.

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Russ Kemmerer of Colt .45s; Dead at Age 84

December 16, 2014

The Pecan Park Eagle learned yesterday from Robert Band, his son-in-law, that former Houston Colt .45s pitcher Russ Kemmerer has died. He passed away at age 83 on December 8, 2014. Further details are unavailable to us at this time, but we have invited Mr. Band to supply us with additional information on Russ’ passing and his personal insight on his father-in-law’s life after baseball for a more extensive column. Should Mr. Band take us up on our request, we shall return Russ to these pages for a more personal look at the man’s life.

An already extensive biography already exists, thanks to writer John F. Green for the SABR Baseball Biography Project. Please pursue this link and check it out for yourselves:

http://sabr.org/bioproj/person/54e7c02b

Russ Kemmerer posted a 43-59, 4.46 ERA record in a nine season MLB career (1954-1955, 1957-1963). He won 5 and lost 3 (all in his first year of two seasons (1962-1963) with the original Houston Colt .45s. and was well liked by all who knew him.

Rest in Peace and Love, Russ Kemmerer! Your life and baseball record now belong on its own shelf in the Hall of Ages!

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After our early morning publication, I received an e-mail from Russ Kemmerer’s son, Darrel Kemmerer, who left the following personal note, along with a copy of his father’s obituary. – Thank you, Darrel. Please know that those of us I know who remember your dad from his days in Houston still recall him fondly. Our sympathies for your loss go out to you and the entire Kemmerer family – Bill McCurdy:

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“Bill:

“Robert Band asked me to contact you. I am Russ Kemmerer’s youngest son, Darrel. I remember participating in a family event at the ballpark when I was younger. Probably around 3 or 4 years of age. I still have the wool uniform from back in the day and it was so small they had to abbreviate Kemmerer on the back of the jersey. I am forwarding a copy of his obituary. If you have any additional questions, just drop me a note. – Darrel Kemmerer”

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OBITUARY

Russell Kemmerer, former MLB player, completed his final innings in the game of life on 12/08/2014 at 8:32 pm. He was born in Pittsburgh Pa, on 11/01/1930 to Frederick and Thursa Mae Kemmerer. He was the youngest of 5 children. He signed his 1st Major League contract with the Boston Red Sox at the age of 18. His big league career spanned a total of 11 years pitching for Boston, Washington, Chicago and Houston. Following his retirement from baseball, Russ’s passion for his fellow man led him into the ministry, where he pastored several area churches. It was his work with various youth programs, which led Russ to pursue a career in teaching and coaching, which gave him an opportunity to not only share his faith with young people but to also teach life lessons that Russ so often found in athletics. His career path carried him to several areas of the state including Indiana University, Ellettsville, Milan, Heritage Christian, and Lawrence Central where he retired from in 1998. Shortly after that he became a published author when he penned the book entitled”Hey Kid, Just Get It Over The Plate”, a book about his major league experiences and humorous stories about the twinkling stars of his era. He is survived by his wife, Susannah Kemmerer, sons Russell (Rita) Kemmerer of Indianapolis, Darrel (Julie) Kemmerer of North Vernon, daughters Cheryl (Doug) Ray of Seymour, and Kim (Bob) Band of Cicero, Brad (Kim) Potter, Brian (Rebekah) and MaKayla Potter, and Renee (Doug Cannon) Potter. He was a beloved grandfather to Matt, Jami, Molly, Adam, Ryan, Tyler, Josh, Leah and Brooke as well as a great grandfather to Malory and Andrew. He was preceded in death by his first wife Elizabeth Kemmerer and a grandson, Robbie Band. There will be a celebration of his life and his memories on Friday evening December 12th from 5:00 to 8:00pm at the Harry Moore Chapel located at 8151 Allisonville Rd in Indianapolis In followed by a memorial service on Saturday at 11:00 am at the Abundant Life Church located at 82nd and Hague Rd in Indianapolis.

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Our Baseball Christmas Card Lineup

December 15, 2014

Here’s a brief run on the best Baseball Christmas Card Lineup that we could scout and sign here at The Pecan Park Eagle in less than an hour. Wish we could have found those three guys named Gold, Frankincense, and Muir. We know that Gold is in there conjunctively as Golden, Goldman and the like, like but it didn’t make a lot of sense in that conjoined-to-other-letters form without his two less commonly named companions.

Have a great week everybody – and just remember too – you’ve still got all the time in the world to get ready for Christmas!

“We saw Luhnow pitching Santa Claus…”
~singable to the obvious melody ~

The Baseball Christmas Club Lineup

Pitcher #1 – Dewayne Wise 92000-2013)

Pitcher #2 – Matt Wise (2000-2008)

Pitcher#3 – Roy Wise (1944)

Pitcher #4 – Johnny Angelini (1972-1973)

Pitcher #5 – Dennis Dove (2007)

Pitcher #6 – Dick Starr (19477-1951)

Pitcher #7 – Tony Faeth (1919-1920)

Pitcher #8 – John Hope (1993-1996)

Pitcher #9 – Slim Love (1913, 1916-1920)

Catcher – Steve Christmas (1983-1984, 1986)

1st Base – Pop Joy (1884)

2nd Base – Lyman Lamb (1920-1921)

3rd Base – Alex Infante (1987-1990)

Shortstop – Bug Holiday (1892, 1896)

Left Field – Jesus Alou (1963-1979)

Center Field – Ron Shepherd (1984-1986)

Right Field – Joe Stabell (1885)

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Tal Smith: On 1962 Colt Rookie Prospects

December 14, 2014

TAL SMITH AND BILL VIRDON ~SOMETIME IN THE LATE 1970'S PERIOD IN WHICH THESE TWO MEN, AS PRESIDENT/GM AND FIELD MANAGER WERE GERAING UP THE HOUSTON ASTROS FOR THEIR FIRST 1980 DIVISION CROWN. ~

TAL SMITH AND BILL VIRDON
~ SOMETIME IN THE LATE 1970’S PERIOD IN WHICH THESE TWO MEN, AS PRESIDENT/GM AND FIELD MANAGER WERE GEARING UP THE HOUSTON ASTROS FOR THEIR FIRST DIVISION CROWN IN 1980. ~

Every now and then, one of my research friends drops a little almost lost baseball history angel dust on the the doorstep of The Pecan Park Eagle. The credit today, as so often is the case, goes to Darrell Pittman of Astros Daily.Com, who found this precious jewel by Tal Smith on the pages of the March 14, 1962 edition of the Lewiston (ME) Evening Journal. It is Tal’s exclusive personally written report to the Lewiston newspaper on the brand new Houston Colt .45s’ rookie prospects, going into their first season of play at a time in which Smith served the brand new MLB club as their Farm Club Director.

Thank you, Darrell Pittman! And enjoy the literacy and quick mind that always has been Tal Smith, everyone! “1962” was only an eye-blinking half century plus two years ago.

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HOUSTON COLTS HAVE 17 WITH NO LEAGUE EXPERIENCE

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This is another National League “Rookie Prospects” series prepared with the cooperation of the Farm Directors, each of whom has written an “exclusive” on his club.

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By TAL SMITH

Houston Farm Director

The Colt .45s boast the largest crop of rookie prospects in the recent history of any Major League club as they embark on their initial season in the National League. Seventeen youngsters without any previous major league experience are listed on the Houston roster.

Nine of the 17 rookies were signed originally as free agents and are pure products of the Houston farm system. Five were acquired during recent months through draft, purchase or trade from other major league organizations. The remaining three were among the 23 players selected in the National League player pool. In addition, two other players acquired in the pool, infielder George Williams and outfielder Ed Olivares, saw only limited major league action late in the 1961 season.

Rookie Pitchers

DAVE GIUSTI

Ten rookie pitchers are numbered among the hurlers that will report to Manager Harry Craft this spring. Dave Giusti and Gerry Nelson, in particular, are considered prime candidates for a berth on the major league staff.

Giusti, a 22 year-old righthander, was signed following his graduation from Syracuse University last June. In his professional debut with Jacksonville, he hurled a one-hit shutout and went on the win 7 games in two months and post a 2.29 earned-run average in the South Atlantic League. He struck out 82 batters while allowing only 87 hits and 42 walks in 118 innings. He was promoted to the Houston Buffs in the American Association late in the 1961 season and complied a 2-0 record. In the Arizona Instructional League this past winter, he continued to impress by winning 3 of 4 decisions. Dave possesses all the attributes to become a winning pitcher in the majors in short order despite the fact he has had just half a season in organized ball.

Nelson is a righthander who won 9 game for the Buffs in little more than half a season. Gerry was inactive during the 1960 season and was subsequently purchased by the Houston organization. He showed definite signs last year that he was ready to attain the major league status predicted for him throughout his six-year minor league career.

Not Ready Yet

Don Altman, Joe Clement, and Wallace “Butch” Mixon are three other righthanders signed during 1961 that are highly regarded as major league prospects. However, their availability during the coming season is questionable. Altman and Clement face Army calls and Mixon will be sidelined temporarily with minor surgery.

Altman, the former Duke quarterback, displayed exceptional control and poise that belie his brief experience. He walked only 32 batters in 116 innings at Jacksonville and went on to record a 3.52 ERA in the strong Arizona Instructional League.

Clement, an All-America baseball selection at the University of Connecticut had a 2.12 ERA at Jacksonville ad hurled 2 shutouts in 7 starts.

Mixon, a product of L.S.U, also made the jump directly from college campus to the Class A South Atlantic League. After half a season at Jacksonville, he earned promotion to the AAA Buffs and his composite record in A and AAA showed a total of 13 wins in his first pro season.

Wolf is Like Duren

WALLY WOLF

Wally Wolf, 20-year old righthander from the University of Southern California, and Kenny Pate, a 19-year old southpaw, are other hurlers with excellent potential.

Wolf resembles Ryne Duren with his thick glasses and wildness. He has a live fast ball that sinks and showed marked improvement in his control in Arizona this fall. Once he masters his control problems, he should advance rapidly.

Pate, who was also highly sought after as a free agent, has an exceptional curve ball and made good progress at Jacksonville and in the Arizona Winter League.

Other pitchers receiving a trial this spring are Don Arlich, a 19-year old left-hander signed late last season and righthanders Paul Roof and Jesse Hickman who were selected in the player pool. All three possess major league arms and are considered outstanding prospects.

Catchers

Catchers Jim Campbell and Merritt Ranew figure to have an excellent chance with the Colts in 1962. Both are regarded as fine hitters and capable receivers.

Ranew, acquired in the player pool, is a 23-year old lefthanded hitter. He hit .347 with Louisville in the American Association in 1961 and .364 with Yakima in 1960.

Campbell, who was also acquired from Louisville early in 1961, is a righthanded hitter with good power. He hit .261 with the Buffs last year after making the jump from Class A.

J.C. HARTMAN

J.C. Hartman, acquired in a trade from the Cubs organization, figures to wage a good battle for an infield position with the big club. A steady fielder and tough at the plate in the clutch, J.C. has great desire and aggressiveness, and makes the most of his ability.

Jim McDaniel, Johnny Weekly, and Aaron Pointer are strong outfield prospects.

McDaniel, a recent acquisition, has an impressive minor league background and is counted on to provide the long ball.The 29-year old McDaniel hit 30 home runs and drove home 114 runs at Denver in the American Association in 1961. He hit .282 and is considered a fine outfielder. In his last ten years in the minor leagues, Jim has hit 259 home runs and batted in 100 or more runs in five of those seasons.

The 24-year old Weekly was drafted by Houston this past winter. Johnny was considered a top prospect before dislocating his leg in spring training in 1960. He bounced back last year to hit .287 at Victoria in the Texas League with 21 home runs, 82 RBI’s and 18 stolen bases.

Pointer potentially should become one of our brightest stars. Only 19-years old, he is a consistent line drive hitter with good power and great speed. In a full season with Salisbury, he hit .402 and also led the Class D league in stolen bases (40), hits, total bases, triples and runs scored. Advanced to the Houston Buffs at the close of the season, he hit .375 and then continued his assault upon opposing pitchers by hitting .300 in the fast Arizona Winter League. Aaron played first base in 1961, but was converted to an outfielder in the winter league to further capitalize on his great speed.

Ronnie Davis, another rookie outfielder, will not report until the close of the spring semester at Duke University. At Jacksonville last year, Ronnie showed promise of developing into one of the game’s most brilliant and colorful centerfielders.

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Here’s the link to the original article that Darrell Pittman sent to The Pecan Park Eagle. The above text is an exact copy of the original in a hopefully more readable form.

http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1913&dat=19620314&id=aFEpAAAAIBAJ&sjid=-GkFAAAAIBAJ&pg=3227,1247829

Thanks again, Darrell Pittman for being the good friend and great baseball researcher you really are! And thank you too, Tal Smith, for being a good friend to all of us in the baseball community, as well as an iconic spokesperson for the best interests of baseball in the 21st century!

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Next UH Football Coach is Crossroads Pick

December 13, 2014

Tom Herman
Offensive Coordinator
Ohio State

The next University of Houston football coach hiring is pretty much something of a directional crossroads pick. Do the Cougars go with a candidate like the 39 year old genius Tom Herman, the offensive coordinator for Ohio State and 2014 winner of the Frank Broyles Award that goes each year to the man designated as assistant college coach of the year? Or do they try to wrap up 67 year old former Cougar linebacker (1966-68) Wade Phillips and his established local bond and great record as a pretty fair defensive coach at all levels of the game?

A guy like 39 year old Herman could give UH an immediate short-time boost with a return of the lights-out offensive game that has been the Cougar signature in football in recent years. A fellow like 67 year old Phillips could give the Cougars what they thought they had found during the tenure of current Baylor coach Art Briles – a Cougar alum whose bond with UH would count more than cash and allow him to stay at the helm for years to come – in spite of better opportunities elsewhere.

Of course, it’s pretty much a given that the UH “internship” of a man like Herman would last only so long as his accomplishments propelled him to a much better paying job in a more prestigious football-playing school in one of the five big conferences in college football. That’s just the nature of the beast at UH. Playing a full schedule of games against teams that don’t mean much as a member of a conference that really doesn’t matter has a sobering effect over time on blind fan loyalty.

As Marshall University of C-USA learned this year, their 12-1 record against other cream puff conference schools only allowed them to crack the outer branches of most Top 25 polls, earning them a place in one of the numerous meaningless bowls that may have some appeal to the players, their families, and a few alums, but few others. It’s pretty much the same gig for members of the new UH conference, the American Alliance. – If you win, so what? If you lose, so what?

When UH got whacked in their very first home opener at the new TDECU Stadium on campus this season, it was to UTSA of C-USA by a score of 27-7. I will never forget walking out of the place that hot late August night and talking with another grumbling geezer Coog – who looked old enough to have there as a student in the late 1950s period when I was on campus too.

The guy kept saying: “This never should have happened. – We gotta get a new coach.” He was ready then to nail the just-fired Tony Levine to the wall.

I mumbled something back along the lines that it doesn’t seem to do us much good since the really good ones always leave UH after a couple of good years because the money and the prestige is better elsewhere.

“That’s OK with me,” the other old Cougar shot back in quick response. “I’d rather have a good coach for two years – than a bad coach for ten!”

Wade Phillips
UH Linebacker
1966-1968

Maybe in my old age I’m finally getting the kind of perspective that has allowed me to continue my enjoyment of college football. What I got from my days of growing up near the UH campus and then actually attending school there as a working student who still graduated in four years (1956-60) was golden. It was the foundation for everything else good that’s happened for me in my academic and professional life. Nothing in life can ever take that away from me. I simply no longer die a thousand deaths as though it were my own each time UH loses a game. That’s just not what this business of sports is really all about for me – although I know it is for many, if not most sports fans at all levels.

Would I like to see the SEC or Big 12 open the door of membership to UH? You betcha, I would! That will happen when either of those big time conferences decides that inviting UH to be a member is worth the risk of opening the door to broader competition from UH for talent recruitment in the Houston area.

To me, the two candidates mentioned here today are the argument against my nameless old Cougar walking companion’s objections, even though they are 180 degrees apart from each other on the “what are we looking for” specs. – With a guy like Tom Herman, we could land a good coach for two years. With Wade Phillips, we could land a different kind of good coach for ten years.

Have an enjoyable Saturday, everybody!

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College Football Playoffs Better with 8 Teams

December 12, 2014

Robotic Voice Speaking:
“Before casting your vote for the 4 teams in the college football playoffs, please pay attention to these instructions as our options have recently changed. …”

How much academic damage could have befallen college football this year had the NCAA Division 1 teams had an 8-team field, rather than the controversial 4-team pairings that led to so much subjective conflict and resentment over “the Committee’s” selection of Ohio State over Baylor or TCU? As things broke from reason at the end, ….

….#3 TCU bombed a poor Iowa State team, 55-3, for a co-championship tie with Baylor for the Big 12 title. The Committee rewarded their achievement by dropping the Frogs from the top 4 playoff team bracket to an out-of-the money 6th place in the final standings.

….#6 Baylor captured their share of the Big 12 crown by beating a very good Kansas State team at home, 38-27, also laying claim to the idea that they should have been declared the outright league champion for having tied the 11-1 season record of TCU, while also having won their head-to-head game with the Frogs, 61-58, also in Waco back on October 11th. The Committee rewarded Baylor for their achievement by moving them up to #5 in the final poll. leaving the Bears a spot also outside the playoff bracket, but, at least, ahead of TCU.

….#5 Ohio State won the Big 10 championship game with highly ranked Wisconsin by the blow-out score of 59-0, in spite of the fact that they had been forced to play the game with a 3rd string quarterback due to injuries that had taken out all others – and regardless of the fact that they had entered the game as a 5-point underdog. As compensation for their all-out total team, underdog scorching victory over an excellent Badger club, The Committee rewarded the Buckeyes by moving Florida State up from #4 to the #3 slot in the final poll – before giving the #4 spot to Ohio State over the descending TCU brand.

The field was set. The Committee may have gotten it right, but there was no way they stood a chance to escape the cries of bias against southern, Midwestern, or Texas teams by passing on both Baylor and TCU. The finger pointing season had begun, with both The Committee, the Big 12 Commissioner, and the Big 12 itself taking some whacks for not having a true single champion process in place that might have given their league something better than a snowball’s chance in hell of getting a team into the mix.

What a waste of time and effort, but let’s face it. There will always be some unhappy outsiders in college football. The violence of the sport and the impossibility of playing a 64-plus team field like basketball does just isn’t in the cards for football.

I would argue now. however, as I more quietly thought when the 4-team/committee selection plan was put in place that an 8-club field would be far better. In spite of all the spurious arguments about it ruining the college educations of all the players who would be involved, I will argue that the change could be made by giving existing big bowls a chance to host the four extra games it would require to handle an eight-team playoff:

Round One: 4 bowls would handle the 8-team first round in the Dec. 31st/Jan. 1st time frame.

Round Two: 2 bowls would handle the semifinal round on Jan. 10th (or the first Saturday that follows a full week or more in time from Round One.

Round Three: 1 bowl could handle the championship game on Jan. 19th (or the 2nd Monday following the semi-final round.

* They don’t call the 2015 championship contest a “bowl game,” but it could be rotated through the bowls too in the future as yet another pot-sweetener to system change.

Using “The Committee’s” Top Eight Picks in their final poll, let’s see how the plan could have worked, even this year, had anyone bothered to give the idea earlier thought and done the nitty-gritty political work it would have taken to get the bowls and big sponsors behind the idea that an eight-team field is a real market improvement over the roll call of meaningless games they now have on tap.

College Football Playoff Rankings
RK	TEAM	RECORD
1	Alabama	12-1
2	Oregon	12-1
3	Florida State	13-0
4	Ohio State	12-1
5	Baylor	11-1
6	TCU	11-1
7	Mississippi State	10-2
8	Michigan State	10-2

The current bowl schedule could have been used to take care of all eight teams without changing the time frame for a single game. Only the seedings would change:

ROUND ONE

Dec 31st: FIESTA BOWL, 4:00 PM EST, #3 FLORIDA STATE vs. #6 TCU

DEC 31st: ORANGE BOWL, 8:00 PM EST, #4 OHIO STATE vs. #5 BAYLOR

JAN. 1^ST: SUGAR BOWL: 4:00 PM EST, “1 ALABAMA vs. “8 MICHIGAN STATE

JAN. 1^ST : ROSE BOWL: 8:00 PM, #2 OREGON vs. #7 MISSISSIPPI STATE

SEMI-FINALS

JAN 10TH: PEACH BOWL, 4:00 PM, EST, ROSE BOWL WINNER vs. ORANGE BOWL WINNER

JAN 10TH: TEXAS BOWL, 8:00 PM, EST. SUGAR BOWL WINNER vs. FIESTA BOWL WINNER

CHAMPIONSHIP GAME

JAN 19TH: NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME, 8:00 EST @ AT&T STADIUM, Arlington, Texas

The NCAA and Bowl people will have to work out the money politics of how the games move around from year to year, but the point of reason must come back to someone in there along the way. – An eight-team field gives more schools a fair opportunity to settle the national championship of Division 1 college football on the field – while also giving more bowls the opportunity to host games that actually mean something.

My only concern about the eight-team field in college football is a singular one. – It may make too much sense to sprout wings and fly.

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1961 Buffs Program Loaded with Famous Buff Sigs

December 11, 2014

Many historical Buffs signed this Buff scorecard on 7/31/1961. The questions is: WHY? What was special about that Monday of Houston's last minor league season?

Many historical Buffs signed this Buff scorecard on 7/31/1961. The question is: WHY? What was special about that otherwise ordinary Monday of Houston’s last minor league season?It almost certainly had to be one of those nights in which an Old Timers All Star Game was played in conjunction with the Buffs’ regular season American Association game.

Wonderful fellow SABR member Mark Wernick e-mailed me an overnight gold mine for my kind of baseball column topics this morning. His request came with four attachments of old Buff game programs from 1947 and 1961. The first three pictures came from a 1947 Dixie Series game at Buff Stadium between the host Houston Buffs and the guest Mobile Bears of the American Association. That one featured the cover, plus the scored games pages for both Houston and Mobile of Game One. The Buffs won that game behind knuckleballer Al Papai on their way to victory in a six-game series. Game One also was notable for the duly scored home run by Mobile first baseman Chuck Connors – the same guy who later starred on TV as “The Rifleman,”

Here's Connors' name at the top line of the 1947 Mobile Bears' game record. Hope you can see the diamond signal for his HR.

Here’s Chuck Connors’ name at the top line of the 1947 Mobile Bears’ game record. Hope you can see the diamond signal for his HR.

The autographs on the cover page of the 1961 Houston Buffs home game program include my identification of everyone who signed it that day – for whatever reason. I was in graduate school at Tulane in New Orleans during the last season of the Buffs and have no recollection of the reason for that gathering of so many greats other than the logical reason that they probably were there to play a gate-pumping old-timers game in the dog days of Houston’s minor league death rattle time.

July 31, 1961 was a Monday game date at home for the Houson Buffs.

July 31, 1961 was a Monday game date at home for the Houston Buffs.

Here is our identification of them all in pretty much a clockwork sweep from the upper left hand corner, shown below by their normal positions and playing years with the Houston Buffs. I doubt they all will be discernible to you in the size of the largest photo we can use in these columns:

1) Heinie Schuble: SS-3B (1928, 1936)

2) Eddie Hock: 3B (1928-1933)

3) Al Papai: P (1947, 1951-1953)

4) Tex Carleton: P (1927-1928, 1931)

5) Homer Peel: OF (1924-1925, 1928, 1930-1932)

6) Carey Selph: 2B (1928, 1930-1931, 1933-1934)

7) Jerry Witte: 1B (1950-1952)

8) Solly Hemus: 2B (1947-1949)

9) Ray Dabek: C (1956-1958)

10) Watty Watkins: OF (1925, 1928, 1937)

11) J.C. Hartman: SS (1961)

12) Joe Medwick: OF (1931-1932, 1948)

Wow, Mark! That’s a nice collection of some great autographs from Houston Buffs history. Hold on to these items. Don’t sell them or give them away until Houston finally builds a program that really cares about preserving the artifact collection and rich narrative history of Houston baseball. Museums started on a handshake and run for years without a clear record of whether items are donated as gifts or loans – or protected by a plan for preservation in perpetuity – is no plan at all. We do not need another private interest museum that eventually feels they are entitled to sell away items that really should belong to the Houston public for the purpose of settling their personal debts.

The St. Louis Cardinals and the City of St. Louis found a way to accomplish the infrastructure needed. If we cannot do something on that level in Houston, shame on us. Non-action on a true baseball museum movement in Houston speaks volumes for one or all of these conditions: We are either too apathetic, too stupid, or too miserly to get the job done.

Soak on that thought, Houston. We are what we are. And who we are is spoken loudly or quietly by what we do – and what we fail to do.

Have a nice hump day, Houston.

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