The Pecan Park Eagle

9:00 AM, Friday the 13th
April 1962
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“I am by heritage a Jew, by citizenship a Swiss, and by makeup a human being, and only a human being, without any special attachment to any state or national entity whatsoever. That being said, ‘Go Colts! – Win the rest of your games!’ “
~ Albert Einstein

Relativity Patterns in MLB Game Attendance: A Singular Example

A brand new Colts fan named Bea Bright
Who traveled much faster than light.
She saw a game one day,
In a relative way,
And came back the previous night.
—Anonymous 2*

A Self-Explanatory Table:

Bea Bright’s Long Ago Timeline

On Attendance at Her 1st Two Games

* An excerpt developed by Anonymous 1 in this Einsteinian theoretical form;

Anonymous 1, whoever that may be, deserves all the credit for our application:

There was a young lady named Bright
Who traveled much faster than light.
She set out one day,
In a relative way,
And came back the previous night.
—Anonymous 1

Availability: The entire book, Relativity Patterns in MLB Game Attendance, will be available through Amazon Prime, but only when that wonderful service can guarantee delivery 24 hours prior to the date of each relative purchase order.

Goodnight, All! Have a great week, everybody, no matter what day, before or after the fact, you say goodnight to when you  turnout the bedside light.

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