QUESTION: How are the kisses that Astros pitcher Justin Verlander gives to his beautiful movie actress/model fiancee Kate Upton different from the ones we everyday guys plant on our own little Houston ladies of squeeze?
ANSWER: Justin’s kisses have to pass a screen test.
Thank you, Tony Cavender, for alerting us here at The Pecan Park Eagle to the great little article on the role that fiancee Kate Upton played in Justin Verlander’s decision to leave his long-time base with the Detroit Tigers and give himself over baseball-wise – in body, soul and golden arm – to the Houston Astros.
If you haven’t read it, please do so. Here’s the ESPN source link:
http://freebeacon.com/culture/thank-goodness-for-kate-upton-fiance-tells-espn/
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Bill McCurdy
Principal Writer, Editor, Publisher
The Pecan Park Eagle
The Pecan Park Eagle 
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