Still of the Night Senior Thoughts

be-happy

Good friend and fellow SABR member Bob Dorrill sent me a collection of senior humor in words and pictures today. In appreciation of his gift, The Pecan Park Eagle passes on these items from the total group for your hopeful amusement and/or appreciation:

 

yippee

 

hair-express

 

sleep-exercise

 

life-exp-date

 

costco

 

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere.

 

Old age is when you have stopped growing at both ends, and have begun to grow in the middle.

Old age is when you have stopped growing at both ends, and have begun to grow in the middle.

 

cougar-ladies

 

beauty-shopper

 

You're getting old when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along

You’re getting old when you don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along with her.

 

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

Don’t worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

 

hammer

 

A man has reached old age when he is cautioned to slow down by his Doctor instead of by the police.

A man has reached old age when he is cautioned to slow down by his Doctor instead of by the police.

 

bubble-wrap

 

Thanks again, Bob. This one has been an easy, fun ride. Have a great Thursday. And don’t fall down.

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

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