The Ten and More Links in the Imaginary Girl Friend Chain
1) An imaginary girl friend can only lead to an imaginary engagement.
2) An imaginary engagement can only lead to an imaginary marriage.
3) An imaginary marriage can only lead to imaginary fighting.
4) Imaginary fighting can only lead to imaginary make-up time.
5) Imaginary make-up time can only lead to imaginary children.
6) Imaginary children can only lead to imaginary debt and family stress.
7) Imaginary debt and family stress can only lead to an imaginary state of lost marital intimacy.
8) Imaginary lost marital intimacy can only lead to an imaginary affair with an imaginary third-party.
9) An imaginary affair may lead to an imaginary discovery and an imaginary divorce.
10) An imaginary divorce under these imaginary circumstances may only lead to one or more of the following imaginary outcomes:
imaginary bankruptcy … imaginary alcoholism or drug addiction …imaginary delusions that getting married again in the same way will this time lead to an imaginary state of “happily ever after” … and, of course, years and years of either imaginary psychotherapy, imaginary AA, and/or imaginary religious conversion experience.
What are the advantages of an imaginary girl friend? Isn’t it obvious? – All of the unfolding ugly, but potentially real consequences are only imaginary.
Save your “paper dolls” and get involved with a real one, Manti Teo. Maybe you too will turn out to be one of us lucky ones.
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The Pecan Park Eagle 
January 19, 2013 at 4:35 pm |
I only wish I could have reached Manti in time. You see, I have a cousin in Nigeria that needs to transfer millions of dollars into an American bank account.
January 19, 2013 at 9:46 pm |
Imagine that!
January 21, 2013 at 2:15 pm |
Here are some advantages of having an imaginary girlfriend:
1) you save on costs for movies and dinners
2) she’s a really good listener
3) she’s perfect in every way
4) she’s always there when you need her most
5) your mom would love her
6) she ages gracefully
7) she loves all your favorite sports teams
8) she loves to travel, and travels well, and light
9) she says all the right things at the right time
10) you get to be on ESPN and also interviewed by Katie Couric.
January 21, 2013 at 2:50 pm |
Love it, Bob, love it!
October 6, 2014 at 12:41 am |
I was curious if you ever considered changing the layout of your website?
Its very well written; I love what youve got to say. But maybe you could a little more in the
way of content so people could connect with it better.
Youve got an awful lot of text for only having 1 or 2 images.
Maybe you could space it out better?