Twelve Days to Christmas

Christmas Time is also Parody Time. With just twelve days now separating us from Christmas Day, here’s a brand new and  most humble offering based upon recent and not so recent events, but also ethereal, theoretical developments in the world of sports, and largely of the Houston and State of Texas type of thing:

"Just Twelve Days To Christmas!"

(1) With just twelve days to Christmas,  the sports world gave us free,

Kevin Sumlin as an Ag-gie!

 

(2) With just twelve days to Christmas, the Cowboys took a knee,

Losing for the scowling Jer-ry!

 

(3) With just twelve days to Christmas, the Texans checked their fates,

And left them up to T.J. (Yes!) Yates!

 

(4) With just twelve days to Christmas, the Astros checked their gates,

And lowered prices on their new slates!

 

(5) With just twelve days to Christmas, the Dynamo checked the score,

It came back soccer “0” – what  a bore!

 

(6) With just twelve days to Christmas, the Rice Owls hit the floor,

And started playing catch until sore!

 

(7) With just twelve days to Christmas, old Baylor set us free,

By saying bye to lightning, “RG3!”

 

(8) With just twelve days to Christmas, UH announced, sadly,

He could’ve been our lightning, “RG3!”

 

(9) With just twelve days to Christmas, The Rockets shot, that’s all,

Still searching for a big man named “Gasol!”

 

(10) With just twelve days to Christmas, the past is still a ball,

Oilers, Gamblers, Aeros stand tall!

 

(11) With just twelve days to Christmas, UT chose DeLoss Dodds,

To speak of love and peace before God!

 

(12) With just twelve days to Christmas, the Aggies said, “That’s odd,”

“Who knew that Dodds knew much of our God!”

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2 Responses to “Twelve Days to Christmas”

  1. BECKY AND BUD WYATT Says:

    MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU AND YOURS, DR. BILL!. LOVE FROM OUR HOUSE TO YOURS. BECKY AND BUD WYATT

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