LA UNFITNESS

ONCE UPON A TME, THE CITIZENS OF LA GATHERED TOGETHER ON THE STREETS LATE AT NIGHT TO SHOW HOW HAPPY THEY WERE THAT THEIR NBA LAKERS CLUB HAD JUST WON ITS 16TH WORLD BASKETBALL CHAMPIONSHIP.

SOME OF THE CELEBRATING LAKER FANS THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO START THE PARTY BY SETTING A BOSTON CELTICS JERSEY ON FIRE.

OTHER LAKER FANS THOUGHT THAT TURNING CARS OVER IN THE STREET WAS AN EVEN MORE FUN IDEA.

OTHER LAKER FANS DECIDED TO MAKE IT A LAID-BACK "CASUAL DRESS" NIGHT FOR CRUISING THE STREETS AND SHOWING OFF THEIR TEAM GEAR. NOT ALL OF THE FANS WHO CHOSE THIS ROUTE OF CELEBRATION WERE SHOT - AT LEAST, NOT SHOT DEAD.

OF COURSE, MANY COULD NOT RESIST SETTING UP THE "HUMAN PNATA" GAME IN THE STREETS - IN SPITE OF THE FACT THAT IT WAS NOT A SATURDAY AND THAT MOST PARTICIPANTS, INCLUDING THE PINATA, HAD TO GO TO WORK THE NEXT DAY.

PEOPLE ATTEMPTING TO DRIVE THROUGH THE DOWNTOWN PARTY AREA QUICKLY LEARNED THAT A NEW POLICY HAD BEEN PUT IN PLACE BY THE LOCALS: NO CAR WAS ALLOWED TO PASS UNTIL THEY HAD ACCEPTED THE INSTALLATION OF A "HOOD ON THE HOOD" OF THEIR VEHICLE.

THE PENALTY FOR DRIVERS WHO REFUSED THE "HOOD ON THE HOOD" IDEA WAS STRAIGHTFORWARD AND SIMPLE. THEY GOT THEIR CARS ROLLED OVER AND SET ON FIRE WHILE THEY WERE STILL BEHIND THE WHEEL.

LA FANS WERE HAVING SO MUCH FUN THAT AN LA COP FINALLY SHOWED UP TO LOOK INTO THE ROOT CAUSES OF ALL THIS EXUBERANT DISPLAY OF GOOD-FUN MERRIMENT.

THE LA COPS FOUND THAT ALL THE CARS IN ONE BLOCK NEAR THE STAPLES CENTER, WHERE THE GAMES HAD BEEN PLAYED, HAD ALL BEEN FESTIVELY DECORATED THE SAME WAY. - THEY EACH HAD ALL THEIR WINDOWS BROKEN OUT BY THE CLEAR-VISION-FANATICAL LA FANS AND OTHER ASSORTED AND MORE BLEARY-EYED PARTYGOERS.

BEFORE THE LAKER FAN PARTY ENDED, A LOT MORE LA FOLKS GOT TO MEET A LOT MORE LA COPS. - I HATE TO SOUND SNOBBISH HERE, FRIENDS, BUT IF THIS IS THE BEST THOSE WEST COAST FOLKS CAN DO, I'D RATHER LIVE IN HOUSTON WITHOUT A CHAMPIONSHIP THAN LIVE IN LA WITH ONE. - HAVE A NICE WEEKEND, FELLOW HOUSTONIANS AND TRY TO REMEMBER: . IF THE ASTROS DO HAPPEN TO DEFEAT THE TEXAS RANGERS AT LEAST ONCE DURING THE CURRENT WEEKEND SERIES, TRY NOT TO BURN AND ROLL YOUR NEIGHBOR'S CAR AFTER THE GAME. OK?

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3 Responses to “LA UNFITNESS”

  1. Bill McCurdy Says:

    E-Mail Response from Neal Brown, McHenry, MS …

    “This is awesome..seeing how people react and act out inner rage..or whatever it is..being out of control, or just maybe we have a nation of criminals out there?? I don’t know the answer, but there seems to be no control anywhere. What happened? This is all a mystery to me.”

  2. David Munger Says:

    The NORMS and MORES of our “NEW SOCIETY”. What a shame. I would
    summise that the MAJORITY of these photos are of NON BASKETBALL FANS, mainly THUGS. Better in LaLa Land than in Houston, NBA Championship not included.

  3. bbprof Says:

    Where did you get the pictures for your post? BB

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