Posts Tagged ‘umpires’

“It Ain’t Nothing Until I Call It!”

August 23, 2010

Bill Klem invented the "safe" and "out" hand signs.

Even if we hate umpires, the game of baseball could not survive for long without them exerting a real place of fair authority over what happens on the field. They are the judge and jury of everything that happens on the field, from Little League to Major League. Take away that power and the game soon dies.

Before a fellow named Bill Klem came along at the turn of the twentieth century, there was something of a danger to the integrity of the game because baseball had failed to back its officials to the nth degree. A few players got away with two-fisted attacks upon umpires and some umpires even got fired for trying to fine owner’s pet players for assaulting behavior toward them on the field. Top that with the presence of bully managers like John McGraw of the New York Giants and baseball had the potential of making itself over into something that resembled what professional wrestling was to become by the the mid-twentieth century – little more than a sideshow entertainment in which the umpires were little more than a prop in service to the melodrama.

Baseball survived as a legitimate sport and much of the credit has to go to Bill Klem for all he did to build unshakeable support for the umpire’s authority in the game. The issue that got settled is probably best summarized in this heated exchange between the bombastic John McGraw and arbiter Bill Klem. In a rage over one of Klem’s umpiring calls, McGraw lashed out that “I can have your job removed from you over this call!” Klem quickly responded, “If it’s true that you can have my job because you don’t like my call, then I don’t want this job, anyway!”

In an interesting tale of two adversaries, Klem and McGraw actually became close friends over time, often having lunch together when the opportunity presented itself, even though their on-field vitriol continued on the through McGraw’s last 1933 season as manager of the Giants.

McGraw didn’t get Klem’s job and “The Old Arbitrator” held his ground.   From 1905 to 1941, he held forth as a major league umpire, becoming the on-field official who developed the universal hand signals for strike/ball, safe/out. and fair/foul. Klem recognized that no umpire had a voice to carry this ongoing heart-of-the -game news to fans throughout any large ballpark so he developed and used, and guided others to use the very signals we still rely upon today to know the result of every action on the field.

Klem also developed the crouching, over-the-shoulder  of the catcher view on balls and strikes and the

Bill Klem, Hall of Fame Umpire

regular use of chest protectors by plate umpires, plus the straddle view on long balls hit closely down the line. Klem is famous today for getting across his umpiring role as the supreme authority in games with this simple answer to a real game-in-progress question, “Is that ball fair or foul?”

“It ain’t nothing until I call it,” Bill Klem snapped.

Over the course of his 26-season career, Bill Klem worked in 18 World Series. No other umpire has worked more than 10. He also was one of the umpires who worked the first 1933 All Star Game, returning as an umpire in the 1938 All Star Game, as well.

Klem hated the nickname “Catfish” that a minor league manager once hung on him in the heat of the moment. The manager yelled something like, “Hey, Klem! You big catfish! You don’t speak. You don’t smile. You just stand back there like a big old catfish, breathing through your gills!”

The manager got tossed, but the “catfish” name stuck. Legend has it that Klem would toss a player for even whispering the word within earshot of his presence. Klem once even ejected a player when he caught him in the dugout quietly drawing a picture of a catfish.

Bill Klem passed away in 1951 at the age of 77. Two years later, Klem and fellow umpire Tommy Connolly became the first two umpires to be admitted to the Baseball Hall of Fame.

As an aside, my ninth grade home room teacher at St. Thomas in 1952-53 was “Mr. Klem,” a nephew of the famous umpire. When spring came and I played freshman baseball for one of the three feeder teams into our all-star freshman club (I also played for them), I played for the squad managed by Mr. Klem of New York. – He called us the “Giants.”

Funny how history rattles around in sidebar ways sometimes, isn’t it?

Balls and Strikes

June 1, 2010

Good thing Roy Oswalt didn't have a perfect game going into the 9th yesterday!

When Astros starting pitcher Roy Oswalt got tossed by plate umpire Bill Hohn yesterday in the third inning of his game against the Washington Nationals for expressing his frustration over the strike zone, it not only strongly effected the outcome of the contest, but it reawakened all the key arguments over what baseball should do about it:

(1) Make the umpires go to school on what the strike zone is so that calls are made more uniformly. That’s been tried and I’m sure that many umpires would tell you that they still do get together and try to make sure they are all coming from the same page on balls and strikes. Oh yeah? Go see a few games and watch how these guys variously call the strike zone. Either a lot of people are lying or the strike zone is so subject to variable perception that getting all the umps to call it even close to the same way is either highly improbable or probably impossible.

(2) Leave things as they are and let pitchers and batters adjust to the variations in the strike zone as they occur from umpire to umpire. That’s probably what will happen here, but the Oswalt ejection highlights an ongoing problem. Oswalt was ejected for ostensibly baiting umpire Hohn for not calling strikes on the outside corners of the plate. Oswalt says he was just venting his frustration – and what’s wrong with that? If we are going to cut the slack of imperfect human nature and allow umpires to vary the strike zone, can’t we at least allow pitchers to stomp around the mound and mumble to themselves when their equally human frustration spills over? Why do the umpires have to take those actions personally? Are umpires the center of the universe? Are umpires the reason we buy tickets to go see  ballgame? I don’t think so.

As things stand, it’s now up to the umpire to diagnose the intent of the pitcher as he moves around and mumbles. If the umpire chooses to take the pitcher’s actions personally, he then has the power to throw the whole game out of whack by dispatching a club’s ace at any junction in the game or point of time in the season.

What if Oswalt had been tossed in that last game at St. Louis in the 2005 NLCS playoffs? What if Roy Halladay of the Phillies had been ejected with one out to go in his perfect game effort last week? Neither happened, but they could have happened under the current rules.

For now, the umpire has the power to change the history of baseball in any game he chooses by acting on a perceived offense and ejecting a key player. If the cause was protested and found to be poorly administered later, it might help baseball rid itself of a poor official – but that wouldn’t bring back the pennant or a perfect game that may have been lost by the original act of ejection.

So, what’s the alternative?

(3) Laser Tech or Looser Rules on Player Frustration Acts. I really have no idea where we are on the use of laser technology for calling balls and strikes, but if we are anywhere close, I’m all in favor of baseball looking into it. I don’t think it serves the best interests of the game when any club’s ace, especially, is dispatched as Oswalt was yesterday, but neither do I think we are talking about a change that only protects aces in big games. We need a change that protects all pitchers in all games.

More practically, we may have to get a clearer definition of what are acceptable acts of frustration by a pitcher when he is struggling on the mound over the strike zone or for any other reason. Common sense by the umpire points the way here. If a pitcher stomps around and kicks dirt and mumbles something the umpire cannot hear, let him do it. If a pitcher points his finger at the umpire and calls him something like a “Blind SOB” – by all means – throw him out of the game.

Just please, Mr. Umpire, stay away from initiating conversations with the upset pitcher that begin with you walking toward the mound, asking, “What’s that you said?” If you do that, it just tells us fans that you have already decided to toss the pitcher because you can’t handle anything that may be taken as criticism of your umpiring abilities.

Mr. Umpire, as a fan, I don’t go to the ballgame to watch you umpire. I don’t even go to the ballgame to learn your name and, chances are, if you are doing your job well, I never will know your name.

Do you get my drift  here this morning, Mr. Bill Hohn?