The Pecan Park Eagle

Our Top Ten Sports Carols for Christmas 2013

10) Hark the LA Angels sing; save us from all Pujols swings!

9) I saw daddy kissing Santa Claus – underneath the driveway hoop last night!

8) Deck the Texans in a year of folly: Simply dump Matt Schaub – and we’ll be jolly!

7) All I want for Christmas is – two billion bucks!

6) Frosty the Closer – was a very special man – with an unseen hitch – he could change each pitch – and retire ‘ em with a fan!

5) I dream watched – of a White Christmas! – Turned out to be the Eagles game!

4) Silent Night! Unholy Night! Astros Bats! Swung Left – or Right!

3) A Rod roasting – on an open fire! – Bold truth – nipping at his nose!

2) Jingle Bells! – Jingle Bells! – Jingle All the Way! – That’s the sound – that you’re riches bound – when Scott Boras wins the day!

1) I’ll be home – for Christmas – or my name’s – not Qualls! Please leave bats – and agile cats – and pitchers – more like me. – I’ll be home – for Christmas – at dear Minute Maid! – I’ll be HOME – for Christmas! – And I’m hoping – You’ll be too!

Merry Christmas, Everybody!