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My Baseball Movie Fiction All Stars

July 10, 2013
The Hollywood Fictions: I picked this 22-man roster of fictional All Star baseball movie players for the first time this morning. If some o the more elite magical stars could perform in reality as they have on the screen, we wouldn't need all 22 to defeat either of the two big league 2013 All Star teams, with or without the DH rule in place. My weakest spot is 2nd base, whee I placed Richard Pryor after I could not come up with a better fictional 2nd base candidate than relocated outfielder

 

The Hollywood Fictions: I picked this 22-man roster of fictional All Star baseball movie players for the first time this morning. If some of the more elite magical stars could perform in reality as they have on the screen, we wouldn’t need all 22 to defeat either of the two big league 2013 All Star teams, with or without the DH rule in place. My weakest spot is 2nd base, where I placed Richard Pryor after I could not come up with a better fictional 2nd base candidate than  the relocated outfielder Charlie Snow that Richard Pryor played in Bingo Long.
Additions and changes are most welcome here. So let me hear from you. All I know is that this club’s lineup has one of the strongest power one-thirds in the 3-4-5 holes that the game has ever seen. It also helps to have a pitching ace that uses a chemical fluid that makes the ball wood-repellent. 🙂
 Pitchers ~

1) Mike “King” Kelly (Ray Milland) ~ It Happens Every Spring (1949)

2) Elmer Kane (Joe E. Brown) ~ Elmer the Great (1933)

3) Henry Rowengartner (Thomas Ian Nicholas) ~ Rookie of the Year (1993)

4) Bingo Long (Billy Dee Williams) ~ Bingo Long Traveling All Stars and Motor Kings (1976)

5) Ebby Calvin “Nuke” LaLoosh (Tim Robbins) ~ Bull Durham (1988)

6) Henry “Author” Wiggen (Michael Moriarity) ~ Bang The Drum Slowly (1973)

7) Saul Hellman (Bruce Bennett) ~ Angels in the Outfield (1951)

8) Ricky “Wild Thing” Vaughn (Charlie Sheen) ~ Major League (1989)

Catchers ~

9) Crash Davis (Kevin Costner) ~ Bull Durham (1988)

10) Leon Carter (James Earl Jones) ~ Bingo Long Traveling All Stars and Motor Kings (1976)

11) Bruce Pearson (Robert De Niro) ~ Bang The Drum Slowly (1973)

1st Base ~

12) Fat Sam Popper (Leon Wagner) ~ Bingo Long Traveling All Stars and Motor Kings (1976)

2nd Base ~

13) Charlie Snow (Richard Pryor) ~ Bingo Long Traveling All Stars and Motor Kings (1976)

3rd Base ~

14) Roger Dorn (Corbin Bernsen) ~ Major League (1989)

Shortstop ~

15) Louis Keystone (Sam Brison) ~ Bingo Long Traveling All Stars and Motor Kings (1976)

Left Field ~

16) Joe Hardy (Tab Hunter) ~ Damn Yankees (1955)

Center Field ~

17) Willie Mays Hayes (Wesley Snipes) ~ Major League (1989)

Right Field ~

18) Roy Hobbs (Robert Redford) ~ The Natural (1984)

Infielders ~

19) Emory Chambers, 3B/2B/SS (Jophery C. Brown) ~ Bingo Long Traveling All Stars and Motor Kings (1976)

20) Monk Lanigan, C, 1B, DH

Outfielders ~

21) Charlie Snow (Richard Pryor) ~ Bingo Long Traveling All Stars and Motor Kings (1976)

22) “Esquire” Joe Callaway (Stan Shaw) ~ Bingo Long Traveling All Stars and Motor Kings (1976)
Starting Line Up for the Hollywood Fictions:
1) Willie Mays Hayes, CF
2) Louis Keystone, SS
3) Joe Hardy, LF
4) Roy Hobbs, RF
5) Leon Carter, C
6) Fat Sam Popper, 1B
7) Monk Lonigan, DH
8) Roger Dorn 3B
9) Charlie Snow, 2B
Mike “King” Kelly, P

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