The Pecan Park Eagle

The Ten and More Links in the Imaginary Girl Friend Chain

1) An imaginary girl friend can only lead to an imaginary engagement.

2) An imaginary engagement can only lead to an imaginary marriage.

3) An imaginary marriage can only lead to imaginary fighting.

4) Imaginary fighting can only lead to imaginary make-up time.

5) Imaginary make-up time can only lead to imaginary children.

6) Imaginary children can only lead to imaginary debt and family stress.

7) Imaginary debt and family stress can only lead to an imaginary state of lost marital intimacy.

8) Imaginary lost marital intimacy can only lead to an imaginary affair with an imaginary third-party.

9) An imaginary affair may lead to an imaginary discovery and an imaginary divorce.

10) An imaginary divorce under these imaginary circumstances may only lead to one or more of the following imaginary outcomes:

imaginary bankruptcy … imaginary alcoholism or drug addiction …imaginary delusions that getting married again in the same way will this time lead to an imaginary state of “happily ever after” … and, of course,  years and years of either imaginary psychotherapy, imaginary AA, and/or imaginary religious conversion experience.

What are the advantages of an imaginary girl friend? Isn’t it obvious? – All of the unfolding ugly, but potentially real consequences are only imaginary.

Save your “paper dolls” and get involved with a real one, Manti Teo. Maybe you too will turn out to be one of us lucky ones.