In 2008, dedicated bseball writer Paul Dickson put together a book he called “Baseball’s Greatest Quotations.” With index, this 652 page work covered a number of the great quotes from baseball history and quite a few items that most of us had never heard previously. My own favorites were the lines from Shakespeare that Dickson found as references to baseball. Well, I nver knew that old Willie Boy could hit, throw, run, or play catch with a baseball, but I always admired his work. William Shakespeare did a pretty fair job of pitching words and ideas from the English language that covered all the bases, didn’t he? By the time he was done, he had gone through all the great plots of human edeavour, leaving all writers who followed him with the challenging task of cooking up some edible rehash.
I have no idea if Dickson came up with these excerpts from Shaakespeare that sound, at least, as if they are references to baseball, but they are pretty good fpr the most part. With the exception of one easy-to-find inclusion that burst forth from within me and begged for slip-me-in-too addition, I’ll simply present them to you here as I found them on pages 488-489:
“And have is have, however men do catch.” – King John
“And what a pitch … !” – Henry VI, Part I
“And when he caught it, he let it go again.” – Coriolanus
“And watched him how he singled …” – Henry VI, Part III
“Foul …?” – The Tempest
“He comes the third time home …” – Coriolanus
“Hence! home … get you home …” – Julius Caesar
“He’s safe.” – Measure for Measure
“I am safe.” – Antony and Cleopatra
“I’ll catch it ere it come to ground.” – Macbeth
“I ahall catch the fly …” – Henry V
“I thank you for your good counsel. Come, my coach!” – Hamlet
“Look to the plate.” – Romeo and Juliet
“My heels are at your command; I will run.” – The Merchant of Venice
“O my offense is rank, it smells to heaven.” – Hamlet
“O, tis fair …” – Troilus and Cressida
“Sweet sacrifice.” – Henry VIII
“That one error fills him with faults.” – The Two Gentlemen of Verona
“There is three umpires in this matter …” – The Merry Wives of WIndsor
“They that … pitch will be defiled.” – Much Ado About Nothing
“Thy seat is up … high.” – Richard II
“What wretched errors …!” – Sonnets
“The sainted knights of chivalrous endeavour unerringly suffer the misfortune of finishing their noble quests in the rear row of dire ignominy.” – Durocherus
“When time is ripe – which will be suddenly, I’ll steal …” Henry IV, Part I
“Your play needs no excuse.” – A Midsummer Night’s Dream
Of course, Dickson couldn’t tag ’em all. He left out my favorite quote, and one that applies to what’s on all our fans’ minds at this point in the season, just about every time the Houston Astros begin their annual second-half surge:
“To be, or not to be, that is the question!” – Hamlet



We have Channel 13 Sports Direector Bob Allen to thank for today’s blog subject. Yesterday he sent me a nice note about his own early Houston Buff Stadium memories – and one of the names he mentioned among these jewels was Lou Mahan, the ballpark organist. Thank you, Bob! The mere mention of the talented Ms. Mahan alone simply pulls my spinal soul back to the place where it received its original baseball charge – and for people like Bob Allen and yours truly, that place was Buff Stadium on the Gulf Freeway at Cullen Boulevard, on the site of the recently closed Finger Furniture location there. If you followed my previous blog over at Chron.Com, you’ve heard me write about Buff Stadium many times. It was the home of our pre-major league Houston Buffs from 1928 through 1961.
Here comes the soundtrack … one item at a time … each new item simply adding to all others that came before it: … footsteps by the hundreds … laughter and loud voices shouting between fans who are meeting up for the game … the louder yells of early food vendors hawking hot dogs and beer to the early arrivals … the twilight ear buzz of Houston’s vampire mosquito squad … the sound of fungo bats banging baseballs into the deepests alleys of the Buff Stadium outfield … the occasionally muffled sound of private player talk, oozing into the stands as the players take defensive drill practice before the game … and one more thing – the sound of an organ playing in theme to whatever is going on upon the brilliant green playing surface of Buff Stadium.
They weren’t exactly bad. They were just absolutely horrible. The 1950 Houstons Buffs of the AA minor-level Texas League were well on their way to a deserved last place finish due to a severe absence of talent. It was one of those seasons in which the parent club St. Louis Cardinals had pumped all the talent upstream to their higher AAA level Columbus, Ohio and Rochester, New York teams.