AL Wild Card Update, Thru Saturday, 09/24/2016

September 25, 2016

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THE 2016 AMERICAN LEAGUE WILD CARD RACE

THROUGH ALL GAMES OF Friday, 9/23/2016:

TEAMS W L PCT. GBWC1 GBWC2 GL
BLUE JAYS 85 69 .552 LEADS + 1.5    8
ORIOLES 84 71 .542 – 1.5 LEADS    7
TIGERS 83 71 .539 – 2.0 – 0.5    8
MARINERS *
81 73 .526 – 4.0 – 2.5    8
ASTROS *
81 74 .523 – 4.5 – 3.0    7
YANKEES *
79 75 .513 – 6.0 – 4.5    8
ROYALS *
78 77 .503 – 7.5 – 6.0    7

GL above = Games Left to Play

* Red Lettering = Slim Chances & Close to Elimination

“…. Rumbling down the stretch …. the finish line is now in sight. …. It bounces side to side and up and down in the eyes of the salivating-hungry lead horses …. as better than half the field now begins to cascade back to the slim-to-none section of baseball’s Star ship Hope! …. The 7-spot Royals pick up a small gain on the # 6 Yanks …. as NY and the #4 Mariners and #5 Astros fall back from near fatal chance losses … the Jays hold tight to the WC #1 prize as the O’s halt the AL East-leading Red Sox to regain the WC #2 spot from the Tigers …. whose loss to the Royals halts a 5-game winning streak surge into prime time contention. …. It ain’t over til it’s over, but it sure is looking bleak for every club, but the current win-place-show ticket of Toronto, Baltimore and Detroit! ….”

PS: Pay no attention to the WC standings in the Sunday, 9/24/16, Houston Chronicle. Their published results did not include the Astros late time loss to the Angels that missed the paper’s print deadline. That extra Astros loss is the stinger that created the half game separation in their current relative standings to each other.

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

AL Wild Card Update, Thru Friday, 09/23/2016

September 24, 2016

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THE 2016 AMERICAN LEAGUE WILD CARD RACE

THROUGH ALL GAMES OF Friday, 9/23/2016:

TEAMS W L PCT. GBWC1 GBWC2 GL
BLUE JAYS 84 69 .549 LEADS + 1.0 9
TIGERS 83 70 .542 – 1.0 LEADS 9
ORIOLES 83 71 .539 – 1.5 – 0.5 8
MARINERS 81 72 .529 – 3.0 – 2.0 9
ASTROS 81 73 .526 – 3.5 – 2.5 8
YANKEES 79 74 .520 – 5.0 – 4.0 9
ROYALS 77 77 .500 – 7.5 – 6.5 8

GL above = Games Left to Play

“…. further down the stretch …. the hooves of the Jays, Tigers, and Orioles are heating up for the final charge at the two-horse winner finish line ….. as the ‘Stros watch the M’s rumble past them …. There’s an old saying at this track and most others …. you can’t win a race if you can’t hold a lead ….. and you can’t hold a lead without pitching in the late innings ….. even if you do get a little angel dust in your eyes ….. you either fight it off and keep moving up …. or you fall back while the halos keep throwing banana peels under your horse’s feet for the only joy left for losers …. and that’s to spoil it all for some of the contenders who were only pretenders from the start. ….. When a guy you let go because he couldn’t hit his way out of a wet paper bag gets to drink champagne with the his new division-winning club on the same night that your guys are choking to death on served up stale angel food cake …. all we can say is …. “HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM” …. but not-to-worry …. food poison is worse on the jockeys than it is on the horse you rode in on! …. Want some consolation as this race rolls on to a finish without much surviving hope for another AJ Hinch “F-EM” serenade in the WC#2 spot winner clubhouse this year …. just remember …. ‘WE ARE H-TOWN – WHERE MEMORIES ARE SHORT IN THE SHORT TERM, BUT PAIN IS FOREVER IN THE LONG RUN …. WHEN IT COMES TO OUR HOPES FOR VICTORY ON THE VARIOUS FIELDS OF OUR ATHLETIC DREAMS!’ …. at any rate, we are technically NOT out of it yet …. so, let’s finish the race before we schedule the funeral. …. They shoot horses, don’t they? …. How about relief pitchers?”

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

Bill Brown: Great Man, Great Broadcaster

September 24, 2016
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Bill Brown
Texas Baseball Hall of Fame
2004

The retirement of Bill Brown from 30 Years as the Play-By-Play Telecaster for the Houston Astros on Thursday came as only a mild surprise to all of us who heard him defer from answering that query at a SABR Meeting only three days earlier, this past Monday night. “I won’t be answering any question about my future palns tonight,” Brown said, “but something will be coming out soon in that regard.”

“Well, Bill, what are you going to do whenever you do actually retire?” Another SABR member asked.

“Go to SABR meetings,” Bill answered with a smile.

How typical of Bill Brown to answer in that fashion. He’s one of us fans too, you know – and not some rarified sports diva ego who holds himself above us commoner fan members of the greater baseball family because of his truly select and beautiful contribution to our sport as a fine teacher to the others that follow him on the art of baseball telecasting prose. That’s what it is, you know? and we are privileged to now have three living veterans in Houston who have given so much to the essential literacy of baseball broadcasting and color coverage on both television and radio. The other two valuable contributors, of course, are the multi-level impacting role player that we all know and love as Larry Dierker – and Greg Lucas, our Human Wide World of Sports guy, who also may be known, for all we know,  as either The Toast of Kokomo or The Butler Baritone. Lucas eventually gave his home town heart to the Astros through his own retirement from the FOX Sports network a couple of years ago after a longtime word painter of Astros baseball and other sports.

All three of these men are bright and unique broadcasting contributors. All three men are knowledgeable and sociable treasures. And all three are authors of several fine books on baseball. And we shall look forward to new works from each for as long as the well-spring of baseball knowledge and wisdom continues to flow in each of their bloodstreams as “my-this-time-in-life” passions. One more shared honor that our three living Houston media veterans hold together speaks highly for them all. Larry Dierker, Greg Lucas, and Bill Brown are all inducted members of the Texas Baseball Hall of Fame. That said, we shall now return to discussing the only one of the three Houston announcer amigos that’s retiring at the end of this season, and that’s Bill Brown, the only telecaster to do 30 years of continuous broadcasting service for the Houston Astros through another of America’s great periods of change.

When Bill Brown began telecasting in Houston in 1987, the Astros were just coming off their most devastating loss to the New York Mets in Game 6 of the NLCS in the autumn of 1986. Bombastically enthusiastic Milo Hamilton was two-years deep in town by then as the secondary broadcaster behind the legendary Gene Elston during the 1985-86 seasons when Brown came aboard. In fact, Elston himself even played a role in the hiring of new guy Bill Brown by getting fired after the ’86 season by Astros GM Dick Wagner for giving only a tepid “there it is” statement on TV, followed by silence, as his call of the last out in ace starter Mike Scott’s no-hit division clincher win at the Astrodome in the last game of the 1986 regular season. The Elston firing was not a popular decision among most Astros fans, but this is the climate that Bill Brown walked into in Houston in the spring of 1987. It hardly looked like a garden in which 30-year careers could be cultivated in magnificence or significance.

So, how did this long and storied career of Bill Brown’s survive and flourish? Allow me to post this humble opinion: Houston had never met any baseball media person like Bill Brown until 1987. We can’t claim to know what actually happened inter-personally between Bill Brown and Milo Hamilton, between Bill Brown and the Astros ownership brass, or between Bill Brown and the players, but we do know something about what happened between Bill Brown and the fans from 1987 to 2016. And I also got to know a little more about Bill Brown personally from just being around him socially during my time with the Texas Baseball Hall of Fame. In the short time I worked in a minor way as an active research colleague of Bill’s for his book on the Astros – and through our mutual involvement in the local SABR chapter from 2004 to date in 2016, I’ve come to know the man modestly better on the personal level.

Allow me also to share what I’ve learned about Bill Brown from even light social contact. I’ll try to keep it short and sweet:

(1) Bill Brown is not motivated by ego to do what he does so well. He is motivated by his passion for the game – and for his passionate respect for how the game is broadcast – or written – for fans.

(2) Because Bill Brown is not driven by his personal ego, he has the ability to work with those whose makeup hungers or demands that they be treated as the center of the universe, without sacrificing his own integrity.

(3) As noted by former Astros great Craig Biggio in this morning’s Houston Chronicle, “Brownie had a special way of talking about the game, being judgmental and being critical and yet also being positive all at the same time. He was special at what he did. He was magnificent with what he did, and he’s truly going to be missed.”

(4) Brownie also has a resonant, clear-speaking baritone voice. He sounds like the friendly neighbor you wish you had living next door to you in the neighborhood. With that same talent, he could adjust to the gifts and styles of his working partners as well as anyone I’ve seen at these media level reins. He made the gifted humorist that is Jim DeShaies sound like the baseball resurrection of Mark Twain; he makes Alan Ashby sound like one of the the most astute game-observers to ever travel down the Tim McCarver Freeway; and he helps Geoff Blum get across his sometimes quirky utility player game observations in ways that would have been lost, had Geoff Blum been forced to play second banana to one of baseball’s “legend-in-my-own-mind” people. In other words, Bill Brown possesses the rare quality of being one of those people who actually makes it possible for others to give their work their best by his presence – because Bill Brown is not concerned with being “out-shined.”

(5) Bottom Line: Bill Brown is one of those wonderful human beings who followed his passion to find the field of his chosen life work. And now he is using that same barometer in making the tough decision to retire at the end of the 2016 Astros regular season.

At his retirement press conference yesterday, Bill Brown cited “faded abilities and a diminished level of passion for game preparation as (his) reasons for stepping away.”

People governed by their egos do not make those kinds of honest disclosures. Again, Bill Brown is not such a person. Bill knows that his heart must be in the job full strength. He understands that a slip in passion, the redundant pounding of the same-old-same-old over time, and the normal wear and tear of aging take their toll on how one goes about doing their chosen work.

Bill Brown values that it is far better to note the slip in passion and move on to some other placement of that same energy into something that is both fresh and again playful.

We selfishly are hoping that Bill again catches the writing bug, once he’s had some time to catch his second passion wind. His wisdom is a reservoir of information for the minds of all those young people out there who may be thinking of going into sports broadcasting.

Thank you, Bill Brown! And Good Luck, Bill and Dianne Brown! – The world is now yours to enjoy in the moment for as long as you allow yourselves to be free of worldly anxieties – by living for health, wisdom, peace, love, beauty, and creativity – in the only time zone that any of us ever own – the wonderful here and now.

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

 

AL Wild Card Update, Thru Thurs., 09/22/2016

September 23, 2016

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THE 2016 AMERICAN LEAGUE WILD CARD RACE

THROUGH ALL GAMES OF Thursday, 9/22/2016:

TEAMS W L PCT. GBWC1 GBWC2 GL
BLUE JAYS 83 69 .546 LEADS + 1.0 10
TIGERS 82 70 .539 – 1.0 LEADS 10
ORIOLES 82 71 .536 – 1.5 – 0.5 9
ASTROS 81 72 .529 – 2.5 – 1.5 9
MARINERS 80 72 .526 – 3.0 – 2.0 10
YANKEES 79 73 .520 – 4.0 – 3.0 10
ROYALS 77 76 .503 – 6.5 – 5.5 9

GL above = Games Left to Play

” …. And Down the Stretch They Stretch …. Jays standing pat for the WC#1 spot …. Tigers now biting and scratching their way past the O’s into the WC#2 hole lead …. Royals falling fast from further mention at the #7 place …. O’s fall to #3 as “Stros stumble to #4 ,,,, and the #5 M’s gain a step on the fumbling H-Towners and the #6 Yanks also fall back a step …. as the great abyss looms as the destiny for all but two of the surviving wild card horses …. WAIT! …. as Spike Jones once reported …. from out of nowhere …. hoofing up her own cloud of clabber …. here comes the filly, GIRDLE …. if she gets here …. what a story that could make …. “GIRDLE IN THE STRETCH!” …. what an elastic finish that could be!!!! …. Stay tuned in the stretch to your nanosecond action ear … We’ve got the whole thing covered right here on TPPE Sports Radio!”

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

AL Wild Card Update, Thru Wed., 09/21/2016

September 22, 2016

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THE 2016 AMERICAN LEAGUE WILD CARD RACE

THROUGH ALL GAMES OF Wednesday, 9/21/2016:

TEAMS W L PCT. GBWC1 GBWC2 GL
BLUE JAYS 83 69 .546 LEADS + 1.0 10
ORIOLES 82 70 .539 – 1.0 LEADS 10
TIGERS 80 70 .533 – 2.0 – 1.0 12
ASTROS 81 71 .533 – 2.0 – 1.0 10
MARINERS 80 72 .526 – 3.0 – 2.0 10
YANKEES 79 72 .523 – 3.5 – 2.5 11
ROYALS 77 75 .507 – 6.0 – 5.0 10

GL above = Games Left to Play

And Down the Stretch Comes the dust storm! … Jays and O’s holding onto win and place, but losing ground …. Tigers holding at 3rd, but also losing pace on a wet spot …. as Astros burst through a hole on the rail to pull nose-to-nose with the Ausmus jockey horse …. M’s and Yanks find the same rail seam to also close the gap on the two big leaders at the 5 and 6 spots …. as the champion Royals slip further out of serious chances at the 7 hole.

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

Viva Cuba Beisbol

September 22, 2016

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“Viva Cuba Béisbol: A Photographic Journey Into the Heart and Soul of Cuban Baseball,” Sept. 27, Burbank, CA

A Lecture/Slide Presentation and Book Signing by Byron Motley

Tuesday, September 27, 2016, 7:00 p.m.
Burbank Central Library Auditorium
110 N. Glenoaks Blvd., Burbank, California

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Byron Motley
Photographer/Author
“Viva Cuba Beisbol”

 

Wish we were not inconvenienced by distance and the random cost of air travel to faraway baseball paradise. For those of us in Houston and other places far away from Burbank, California, next Tuesday night would be a great time for deep blue baseball fans to take advantage of another wonderful presentation by Terry Cannon of the Baseball Reliquary – and this time, as the Astros celebrate their own pursuit of players, players like the recently signed hitter, Yulie Gurriel – and now his little unsigned teenage brother – it would behoove us all to learn more about the rich story of baseball on the island nation. Here’s the e-mail we received this afternoon from Terry and the links to more he has to say about the upcoming book presentation, book sale, and event. For those of you with private planes, the contact information for event planner Terry Cannon is included:

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Friends and Reliquarians:

In conjunction with its exhibition, “Feeling the Heat: Cuba’s Baseball Heritage,” the Baseball Reliquary presents “Viva Cuba Béisbol: A Photographic Journey Into the Heart and Soul of Cuban Baseball,” a lecture/slide presentation by Byron Motley, on Tuesday, September 27, at 7:00 p.m., at the Burbank Central Library Auditorium, 110 N. Glenoaks Blvd., Burbank, California.  A Los Angeles-based singer, author, photographer, and filmmaker, Motley will also sign copies of his photo book, “Embracing Cuba” (University of Florida Press, 2015).  The event is open to the public and free of charge.

We are pleased to attach the news release and flyer for this very special program.  The news release and related photos can also be viewed on the Baseball Reliquary Web site at:

http://www.baseballreliquary.org/2016/09/viva-cuba-beisbol-photographic-journey-heart-soul-cuban-baseball-sept-27-burbank-ca/

We hope to see you next Tuesday!

Sincerely,
Terry Cannon
Executive Director
The Baseball Reliquary
www.baseballreliquary.org

e-mail: terymar@earthlink.net
phone: (626) 791-7647

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

 

 

AL Wild Card Update, 09/20/2016

September 21, 2016

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THE 2016 AMERICAN LEAGUE WILD CARD RACE

THROUGH ALL GAMES OF Tuesday, 9/20/2016:

TEAMS W L PCT. GBWC1 GBWC2 GL
Blue Jays 83 68 .550 Leads + 1.0 11
Orioles 82 69 .543 – 1.0 Leads 11
Tigers 80 70 .533 – 2.5 – 1.5 12
Astros 80 71 .530 – 3.0 – 2.0 11
Mariners 79 72 .523 – 4.0 – 3.0 11
Yankees 78 72 .520 – 4.5 – 3.5 12
Royals 77 74 .510 – 6.0 – 5.0 11

GL above = Games Left to Play

And Down the Stretch They Come! …

“…. Jays nose into the lead …. O’s still in there for the two-spot …. Tigers find the inside space behind the leaders first ….. followed by ‘Stros and M’s … all three are a real challenge to the O’s …. Yanks still pushing …. but time is growing short for a pack of horse passes now …. as the Royals fade to the rear of the ‘any last chance’ pack! …. Stay tuned! …. the turf dust is building like a sandstorm in the Sahara as …. down the stretch they fully charge! …. STAY TUNED DAILY … for the most important final nanosecond moments in the whole 2016 AL baseball season!!! ….”

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

The Keuchel/McHugh “What If” Consideration

September 20, 2016
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The Keuchel/McHugh 2016 “What If” Consideration

Astros fans and others are now focusing on Houston’s inability to beat Texas as the reason they most probably now will miss the 2016 American League Playoffs. – That’s one way to took at it.

A better way to look at it, we think, is to consider the impact of the “Jekyll and Hyde” performances of their double-ace combo of 2015 Cy Young lefty Dallas Keuchel, who went from 20-8 and .714 in all of last year – to 9-12 and .429 this year, to-date; and from right-hander Colin McHugh, who has fallen from 19-7 and .731 in 2015, to 11-10 and .524 to-date in 2016.

It is a dangling duo performance failure from one hopeful season to disappointment in the next that cannot be ignored by the Astros in 2017. To place our pennant hopes again upon the arms of these two starters and the rest of our known starting pitcher cast, as is, would be tantamount to accepting the lottery as our plan for serious MLB success. – It is a yield to the idea that the Astros can win big – depending on which versions of our two known aces show up to perform – Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hyde.

How did Keuchel and McHugh go from so good, to so bad, and to “on and off”, alternately, as both adequate and awful?

Keuchel bounced from Jekyll to Hyde by winning the Cy Young in 2015 before plummeting to earth as a clueless loser on pitching mistake corrections in 2016. – McHugh prefers the game-to-game 0scillation pattern on Jekyll and Hyde. – And both pitchers are capable in 2016 of having one “Mr. Hyde” inning per game that snatches defeat from the jaws of victory practically any time they take the mound. They often recover following the bad frame, but by then, the damage is usually too great to overcome.  As most of you know, the two aces won 39 games collectively last year by the end of the regular season. This year, with 12 total games left to play, they together possess only 20 wins collectively.

What if …. ????

With 21 decisions each in 2016, Keuchel and McHugh together are down to a combined 20-22 record through 9/19/2016. Had they each won their current 21 games at their final winning percentage ratios for 2015 (.714 for Keuchel and .731 for McHugh), they each would have added 6 games to their individual totals for 2016. Those 12 collective “extra” wins would have bumped the 2016 Astros – now 79-71, .527 through 9/19/16 – way up to 91-59, .607 0n the 2016 season, to-date, and to a full 2.5 games lead over the Texas Rangers at their current actual record of 89-62, .589, and that’s even if those 12 extra wins theoretically had to come at the expense of teams other than the Rangers.

How do you like “them” apples?

And before you answer that great question of the ages, please remember, there are no pay-off tellers for victories achieved in the “what if” and “what might have been” windows of the mind.

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

Astros Now Long Shot in Stretch Run

September 20, 2016

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The Field’s Now Making It’s Turn for the Stretch ….

“….. and the O’s and Jays are neck and neck! …. Tigers breaking for a crack of daylight on the rail …. ‘Stros and M’s in a dead heat rush to hit that same daylight before the big cats eat it! …  Both are still fighting to sneak through near the rail …. one could squeeze through …. but not two! …. Yanks still a length and a half back of five horse tails, but pumping heart and fire as they close like Vader on the pack of leaders! …. And here come the Champion Royals … a half length back of the Bronx gangbusters …. the last hope in the field …. running wide for a stretch run from here to forever! ….”

Stay tuned for a stretch run into the ages.

Consolation Prize: If the Astros do not make the 2016 AL Playoffs, they will have escaped, at least, the possibility of facing the Cubs in the World Series, at the risk of becoming the same league-switch franchise to possibly help both Chicago clubs to exorcise their curse dates of 1917 and 1908 as the extant blockades on either a White Sox or Cubs World Series victory at points of time much nearer the Fall of Eden..

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas

The History of News Communication in A Nutshell

September 19, 2016
William O. McCurdy I Publisher, Editor, Writer The Beeville Bee 1886-1913

William O. McCurdy I
Publisher, Editor, Writer
The Beeville Bee
1886-1913

 

Thanks to a great tip from reader, colleague, and fellow SABR member Mike Vance over the weekend, a whole idea for a modest column on the history of communication has broken open as blue and bright for us in the locally gray baseball clouds over Houston this Monday morning. Our once orange-colored Houston baseball sky has now bid us to look askance from the now slip-sliding away chances that the Astros will claim the second Wild Card spot in the upcoming AL Playoffs. With 13 games to go, the ‘Stros are now 78-71 – with three other teams ahead of them for the last spot on the dance card. The chances that the Astros will now go 11-2 to 13-0 the rest of the way, while the Blue Jays, Tigers, and Mariners all crash on the trail ahead of them, are pretty much slim to none.

Mike Vance wrote to tell me about a fellow named Julius Myers (1868-1929), who came to Texas from New York at age 14 because it was supposed to help his respiratory problems. Even in 1882, Myers could not have expected much help with easier breathing had he settled in the Houston area. He chose the further inland town of Luling for his first Texas home before moving to San Antonio in 1912 at the age of 44. Myers quickly built his public reputation as a man who rode on horseback in costume to inform the populace of current and upcoming attractions like sporting events, sales and theater attractions, and charity attractions. When too many others tried to follow Myers’ business plan, the city passed an ordinance in December 1927 against this horseback form of business “barkering”.  Friends of Myers unsuccessfully petitioned the City of San Antonio to exempt the years-deep well-liked local original from the ordinance. The City refused to take any official exemption action, but, within a year, they were “looking the other way” in 1928 as Julius Myers continued his loud-spoken street information shouts on upcoming local baseball games – as long as he ditched the horse and made his pronouncements on foot. Myers didn’t have long to enjoy his tenuous unofficial status. Due to declining health from heart disease, he passed away on September 18, 1929 at the age of 61. He was survived by his wife and four children.

Although celebrated as the “last American town crier”, Myers actually was more like early times spam on horseback. As far as we can tell, Myers wasn’t carrying the news of the day to an otherwise uninformed public. That job of hard news transmission had been taken over by the newspapers in the 19th century, and by the 1920s, radio was just waking up as an even more immediate up-to-date-in-the-moment source of hard news communication. And even these changes are fairly recent in the food-chain growth of media forms in news communication.

We are always reminded of the genius comedic mind of the great Mel Brooks when it comes to the history of communication in general. In his 1961 album routine with Carl Reiner, Brooks played a surviving 2,000-year old man who is being interviewed by Reiner on how certain customs in human history got started. Playing loose-as-a-goose, of course, with the cultural misplacement of “cave men” into the picture of how people lived two thousand years ago, Mel Brooks responded to Reiner’s question (“Did you have marriages back in the old days?”) with the following paraphrased answer”

“Of course, we had marriages back in the cave family days, but – do you know why we got married back then? If you were a guy, you needed a lady to stand behind you while you were out hunting – just to make sure a dinosaur or some other wild animal couldn’t sneak up on you and have you for lunch. – You’d say, ‘Hey, Lady, will you look behind me for a lion?’ – ‘For how long,’ she’d ask. ‘Forever,’ you’d say. – That it was it. – You were married. – That’s how the first marriages got done!”

“In fact, if you didn’t have a wife to look for big hungry animals coming up behind you back then, that in itself was a condition that led to the first ‘cry for help’ songs. All of a sudden, you’d look down and see a lion nibbling on your toes, and you’d just have to break into this song as loud as you could sing it: ‘A lion – is eating – my foot off! – Won’t somebody call a cop???’ “

In a less silly, but not nearly as funny way, new communication has sort of evolved in this way:

  1. Person to Person, Speaking, Hollering, Etc. People traveled slowly, sharing what they knew. Sometimes people were actually made to travel as messengers, carrying important news to others.  Sometimes the news even got hollered from neighbor to neighbor – and some native tribes used fire and smoke to send yes/no answers to previously defined and shared questions. Rock and tree carvings served as the first hard copy news.
  2. The Printing Press News Giddy-up. The 15th century invention of the printing press made it possible for more detailed and more clearly aimed news to be sent or left behind for discovery. The machine-printed word became both a vast improvement over hand written books, but a huge incentive for people to learn how to read.
  3. The Town Crier. As newspapers picked up steam as the cutting edge they would become by the early 19th century, the town criers began to gather steam as the principal way that the large numbers of illiterates would get their news from newsprint spoken to them on the streets from these new much higher volume printed sources. The real town criers, not the belated mobile huckster news bearers, really trickled into being in numbers from the 17th century until virtually almost all of them disappeared by the Civil War due to the vast increase in western world literacy and some relevant technological developments in the 19th century.
  4. The Telegraph/Morse Code/Local Newspaper Pipeline. By 1838, the use of Morse Code to transmit information by electrical wire changed everything forever. It now became possible to transmit news instantly, eventually reaching the goal of printing stories in local newspapers thousands of miles away the next day. Prior to the telegraph, and after, much news was still being sent by rail in pre-set type for local newspaper use in compatible printing presses.
  5. Telephone, Radio, Automobiles and Airflight. The electronic spoken word traveling in real time – and the invention of personal travel of humans at far greater speeds – both accelerate the immediacy of how soon news will reach the people – but also how soon other coverage will reach the place of breaking news. Prior to the coming of the telegraph t0 the area of South Texas, 50 miles north of Corpus Christi, my namesake grandfather used this railroad-transported “patent news” to print national and world affairs in The Beeville Bee on his 1886 George Washington Hand Press.
  6. Television and Radio Together. Television made it not only possible to see the current news by 1940s, but it was also now possible for network providers to more easily  shape public opinion by what they showed and did not show. Television also took radio out of the entertainment side of broadcasting and skewed radio’s growth toward their own versions of public opinion shaping by accident or design.
  7. The Digital Age Technology Bomb. The Internet and all of its social media variants are now doing to daily newspapers, and even to radio-TV news programs, what the wired newspapers and the rise of literacy once did to the town criers. The printed version of news stays the same all day, as the large print publishers also scramble to produce a real time dynamic presentation of the news at their own Internet websites.  TV and Radio aren’t safe as they are. Both will have to adapt to how the far more current news accessible Internet works to get the news out fast to have any hope of being taken seriously in real time as a news source on a commercial usage basis. From what we see, and for the general reasons presented here, the millennial generation does not read subscription newspapers – nor are they willing to pay for information that is now available instantly somewhere else on the Web for free.

In a nutshell, the history of news communication is the story of change itself.

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Bill McCurdy

Publisher, Editor, Writer

The Pecan Park Eagle

Houston, Texas