Opening Day History in Houston

January 6, 2018

Opening Day @ Colt Stadium
Houston, Texas
April 10, 1962

 

Opening Day

Please check out this Baseball Almanac link to every box score summary in Houston’s 56 MLB Opening Day Games history from 1962 through 2017. The people at “BA” do a marvelous job of putting this sort of galaxy-subject data tour at our fingertips in the easiest, clearest ways.

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/opening_day/odschedule.php?t=HOU

With our coming-off-a-World-Series-win season for the first time now gaining time and weight in the can, anticipation is still only now in the early stages it will reach prior to this year’s Opening Day pot boil. And it will continue to nurse and embellish on the coals of other early memories of other Opening Days.

Who among us long-toothed fans will ever forget the first one back in 1962? With Bobby Shantz starting the first game ever as the Opening Day pitcher for a Houston-based MLB club, facing Lou Brock of the Cubs as the first oppositional hitter in our history, and two former Houston Buffs, Billy Williams and Ron Santo, starting in left field and at third base for Chicago, our then-called Colt .45s club proceeded to delay the landing of reality by using a couple of home runs from a stranger named Roman Mejias, plus batting help from others, to extend our stay in denial about what we were getting into as the baseball challenge of our lives. We beat the Cubs, 11-2, that first day, but there were a few losses ahead of us yet to come, both the dull and numbing loss-expected kinds, and the winning-expectation-yeasted heart aches that would be ours by the thousands over time before a 4-3 final out play in LA on November 1, 2017 came along in a stadium next door to Hollywood and made it all A-OK.

What were your favorite Opening Day memories?

Perhaps you will tap into the memory of a few here.

Have a great weekend too!

 

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Bill McCurdy

Principal Writer, Editor, Publisher

The Pecan Park Eagle

 

The Win/Loss Bones of the Yankee Dynasty

January 5, 2018

The Great American Baseball Hero
Babe Ruth
Now and Forever

 

113 World Series Comprise the 1903-2017 Total Played

From 1903 through 2017, 114 years have passed, producing a potential for 115 annual MLB World Series, if one had been played each year during the time frame.

Didn’t happen. The consecutive streak of annual World Series competition was broken twice, but not by World Wars II or I. The Series was cancelled twice, in 1904 and 1994, due to the internal ego and other political factors that, once or twice a century, rise up to bite baseball like an enormous cultural stinkbug.

As the net result, 113 represents the actual number of World Series that have been played and completed in separate years since the Modern Era started in 1903.

Our Houston Astros are the most recent champions of 2017.

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The New York Yankees (ne: Highlanders) Are The Greatest!

Unlike Muhammad Ali, the Yankees of Halcyon Times spent their first two decades both floating and stinging more like the butterflies they truly were at first. Once they acquired Babe Ruth, they both floated and stung like the Ruthian bees they truly were over the course of several decades in their 113 World Series opportunity track:

The Damage Done By the Yankee Dynasty Over Time

DECADE WS # NY WS NY W NY L NY W% ALL W & L
1903-10 7 0 0 0 0 0 0
1911-20 10 0 0 0 0 0 0
1921-30 10 6 3 3 .500 3 3
1931-40 10 5 5 0 1.000 8 3
1941-50 10 6 5 1 .833 13 4
1951-60 10 8 5 3 .625 18 7
1961-70 10 4 2 2 .500 20 9
1971-80 10 3 2 1 .667 22 10
1981-90 10 1 0 1 .000 22 11
1990-00 9 4 4 0 1.000 26 11
2001-10 10 3 1 2 .333 27 13
2011-17 7 0 0 0 .000 27 13
TOTALS 113 40 27 13 .675 27 13

As our chart shows, the extended dynasty period of the New York Yankees runs from 1921 through some point in the 1960s and the final days of Mickey Mantle’s career. Most agree that the identifiable point of that collapse was the seven game series loss the Yankees experienced at the hands of the St. Louis Cardinals in 1964. Mantle played another four years, but it’s too he wasn’t able to quit in 1964. All he did was destroy his career stats and mental health by continuing to play on his name alone.

The linking chain of super heroes, nevertheless, had carried the Yankees to greatness for over forty years. No other club has ever had a connection like it. From Babe Ruth to Lou Gehrig to Joe DiMaggio to Mickey Mantle, the Yankees harvested 20 of the 27 World Series titles that have made them the “uncatchable” front-runners they shall remain until some fan comes along some day and is able to present a reasonable thesis on how his or her separate club has a chance to catch up with the Yankees’ win total in their personal other team fan lifetime.

Don’t know if that ever is going to happen, but that doesn’t matter. To be relentless in our quest for the goal does matter. As long as we keep moving in the right direction at our best doable pace, we can live without seeing the front-runner in our sights for now. Just stay fueled by the vision.

Enough said about the vision. The rest is journey.

 

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Bill McCurdy

Principal Writer, Editor, Publisher

The Pecan Park Eagle

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The World Series Ring Count

January 4, 2018

Back in the fall of 1903, the Boston American League club was about to become the first club of the Modern Era to have won a World Series.

 

The World Series Ring Count

If the 1903-2017 World Series Championship Race is a game to be played over the course of nine centuries, then maybe it’s still a tad early to call the ultimate winner in the morning side of our second inning of play. Otherwise, and, in spite of the fact that 2009 marks the only World Series they’ve won in the 21st century through 2017, the New York Yankees still look like Secretariat when you name all the eligible clubs down on the track and start counting their wins as though they were furlongs at Belmont.

Our motive for doing this column was simple: We wanted to see the Astros listed in print at The Pecan Park Eagle among the “Haves” and, just as much, to show them now removed forever from their old place among the “Have Nots” – or “Never Haves” – whichever you prefer.

Here are the Standings to Date, 1903 to 2017

Most World Series Wins to Least

WINS TEAM
27 NEW YORK YANKEES
11 ST. LOUIS CARDINALS
8 BOSTON RED SOX
5 NEW YORK GIANTS
5 PHILADELPHIA ATHLETICS
5 PITTSBURGH PIRATES
5 LOS ANGELES DODGERS
5 CINCINNATI REDS
4 DETROIT TIGERS
4 OAKLAND ATHLETICS
3 BALTIMORE ORIOLES
3 CHICAGO CUBS
3 CHICAGO WHITE SOX
3 SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS
2 CLEVELAND INDIANS
2 FLORIDA MARLINS
2 KANSAS CITY ROYALS
2 MINNESOTA TWINS
2 NEW YORK METS
2 PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES
2 TORONTO BLUE JAYS
1 ANAHEIM ANGELS
1 ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS
1 ATLANTA BRAVES
1 BOSTON BRAVES
1 BROOKLYN DODGERS
1 HOUSTON ASTROS
1 MILWAUKEE BRAVES
1 WASHINGTON SENATORS
0 COLORADO ROCKIES
0 MILWAUKEE BREWERS/SEATTLE PILOTS
0 SAN DIEGO PADRES
0 SEATTLE MARINERS
0 ST. LOUIS BROWNS
0 TAMPA BAY RAYS
0 TEXAS RANGERS/WASHINGTON SENATORS
0 WASHINGTON NATIONALS/MONTREAL EXPOS

The spiritual awakening and the revitalization of ancient hope among Houston Astros fans has continued to rise rise and soar since all our history changed that magical night of November 1st in LA. It just goes to confirm something that all baseball fans know from early on. The old song is wrong: “One is not the loneliest number that we’ll ever do.” One is getting to first base. It is hope eternal in the flesh. Before you ever figure out how good you are at getting to first base, we each have to prove to ourselves that we can get to first base at all. Then go from there to loftier hopes – that still will come only one time at bat in a row, taking us all the way back to where baseball careers either live or die: See the ball. Hit the ball.

The 2017 Astros saw and hit the ball good enough to put the club into the “1 Win” club. And we all now have an actual experience right to feel much less lonely than we were prior to the 2017 season.

Keep the grin going, everybody.  This “see the ball, hit the ball” mentality applies to anything that we feel passionately about in our lives, if we just open our minds to see the connection.

One more applicable note: This time a year ago, the Astros had never done what the Yankees franchise has often done. Now they have. And the Astros now know from experience that they are capable of doing it again. One, indeed, is not a lonely number. Not a lonely number at all.

FOOTNOTE: We added the St. Louis Browns to the “0” winner category, even though the franchise later won 3 times as the Baltimore Orioles. The O’s later success was no consolation to the 51 years of suffering the Brownies reigned down upon their small fan base in St. Louis from 1902 to 1953. We could have added the Kansas City Athletics to the “dilly dilly” group, but their short stay in agony at KC was brief enough to bear only this mention as a footnote.

 

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Bill McCurdy

Principal Writer, Editor, Publisher

The Pecan Park Eagle

 

HOF Inductees TBA Jan. 24th

January 3, 2018

Doubleday Field
Cooperstown, New York

 

Who Makes to the Baseball HOF as New Inductees in 2018?

“In the last four years, the Baseball Writers’ Association of America and the Hall of Fame’s Eras Committees have added 17 new names to the game’s greatest team.

“And the near-record run doesn’t look to be done anytime soon.

“On Jan. 24, the BBWAA will announce the results of its 2018 Hall of Fame balloting. Any electees will be inducted on Sunday, July 29, at 1:30 p.m. at the Clark Sports Center in Cooperstown.”

And here’s the linked page bearing that introductory comment to the

2018 BBWAA Hall of Fame Ballot

https://baseballhall.org/hof/2018-bbwaa-ballot

The Candidate Field

Here’s an even easier link for a display of the candidates that shows their stats, and their percentage of support from the BBWAA voters last time for multiple year candidates. Remember, a candidate must receive a 75% vote of support in 2018 to qualify for induction:

https://www.baseball-reference.com/awards/hof_2018.shtml

Questions

Who gets into the HOF this year? (Please note: We didn’t ask who deserves induction. We asked, “Who gets in?”)

Will this year be the one in which the all time home run producer gets past his steroid association and get inducted for his between the lines HR and other power numbers?

How many generations will have to pass before the HOF and the American cultural ethos that condemns Pete Rose for gambling in favor of his own team as a manager will no longer ban his name as a candidate for the Hall? Or will that ever happen?

And how about Roger Clemens? Does he get into the HOF anytime soon?

Based upon his records and the passage of time, who else from the ‘roids-stain era looks like either a soon to be or eventual HOF addition?

How does Pete Rose clearly differ from Barry Bonds? Both hold all time career hitting marks that cry out for acknowledgement, but only Rose broke a baseball law that is printed and posted in every clubhouse in MLB: Baseball players are forbidden from gambling on baseball games, even if they only bet for their own teams. To our knowledge, there were no posted differential prohibitions against the use of certain HGH substances during the halcyon days of Barry Bonds.

How does the backbone of MLB go from praising Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa in 1998 for saving baseball from the stench of the 1994 lost World Series year into condemning them as candidates for the HOF ten years later and forgetting all about them twenty years later in 2018? In the meanwhile, the HOF uses the BBWAA voting process to induct Bud Selig into the HOF in 2017, even though he was one of the early cheerleaders for McGwire and Sosa as saviors of the game?

Then, in 2018, we see that candidates like Bonds and Clemens are creeping back up in the polls and may come close to induction this year. What does that mean? Have they each exhibited a tone of contrition that has been missing in McGwire and Sosa all these years? Or does it more simply mean that voters are tired of being asked the same questions every year – and by voting some of those with the most ardent supporters into the HOF – and permanently out of the annual nuisance category they occupy with the BBWAA – that their job as writer/electors gets easier in 2019?

The Bright Side

Like just about everything else, history will have the last word in this matter. So, maybe we should simply acknowledge the fact and let our survivors watch what happens with the Hall of Fame and dubious cases of inductee character over the next half century.

In the meanwhile, the situation reminds me a lot of that old story about Groucho Marx. When asked why he had not applied for membership at a country club in Hollywood that he seemed to enjoy as a guest, he explained his disinterest in doing so in these words: “I wouldn’t have any respect for a club that accepted me as a member.”

 

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Bill McCurdy

Principal Writer, Editor, Publisher

The Pecan Park Eagle

 

 

2018 Baseball Season Starts Feb. 15th

January 2, 2018

The Palm Beach, Florida Home
2018 Houston Astros Spring Training

6 Weeks & 2 Days from Jan. 2nd: Catchers and pitchers report on February 15th; position players check in 6 weeks and 5 days from today, 3 days later, on February 22nd.

7 Weeks & 3 Days from Jan. 2nd: The 2018 Baseball Pre-Season Game Schedule starts on February 23rd. That’s only 7 weeks and 3 days, or a flat-out 52 days, by whatever system you count forth the quickest in your own mind from today, January 2, 2018.

Complete 2018 ST Schedule for Your 2017 World Series Champion Houston Astros:

http://www.springtrainingconnection.com/schedule/astros.html

The Ballpark of the West Palm Beaches
Spring Training Home
of
The Houston Astros
and
The Washington Nationals

Where the Ballpark is and How You Get There:

http://www.springtrainingconnection.com/west-palm-beach.html

The people of West Palm Beach invested in a new baseball facity for the sake of attracting two premier clubs to their community for spring training. A year later, they are the spring base of the World Series Champion Houston Astros.

Once we get past New Years, the new baseball season is always a fast-coming, can’t-get-here-soon-enough-thing for some of us.

If you are among our connected kindred spirits, we hope this information helps stir the imaginings of how you may also be able to plan your way into contact with earliest connection point possible.

Opening Day (Away), Thursday, March 29th: The Texas Rangers. Oh yeah, there’s the Opening Day calculation too. The Astros begin their official 2018 game schedule earlier than ever and on the road this year. Their 4-game series in Arlington will carry them through Sunday, April, 1st.

Opening Day (Home), Monday, April 2nd: The Baltimore Orioles. The 7:05 PM game at MMP is the start of a 3-day series at home for their first games that count at home as the defending champions of the 2017 baseball world.

Any ideas you have on how you shorten the wait for next season are both welcomed and appreciated.

 

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Bill McCurdy

Principal Writer, Editor, Publisher

The Pecan Park Eagle

Happy New Year Double Word Play

January 1, 2018

Happy New Years Day
from
Houston 2018

 

HAPPY NEW YEAR

(With Apologies Again to the Late Franklin Pierce Adams)

 

These are the gladdest of linked-words this morn:

“Happy to New to Year.”

Trio of ne’er cubs, with fleet lips may say ‘em,

John Happenny to John Newell to Al Yeargin,

That’s who.

Ruthlessly pricking our gonfalon bubble,

Making us speak with minds thinking double,

In giant search-prey for words of no trouble:

HAPPennY to NEWell to YEARgin,”

To you. Will do.

 

Sometimes, like when you go searching Baseball Almanac for former MLB players whose full and complete surnames spell out “Happy New Year” you have to settle for players whose names contain those words as part of their legal last name identities.

Such was the case here.

We had to settle for three guys whose ancient MLB time was only slightly beyond the reach of Moonlight Graham, but they got the job done – and what do you know? Three nobody baseball names from the distant past proved on New Year’s Day 2018 that they were certainly big enough to get the job done today and be qualified as a “trio of ne’er cubs” by their universal absences from the roster of that NL club that holds down the north side of Chicago’s hopes for more years like 2008 and 2016.

In our minds, we are designating Happenny at shortstop and Newell at 2nd base in our imaginary double play pair. Happenny had some MLB experience at shortstop; Newell was a 3rd baseman that we moved to 2nd for this effort. We had to convert Yeargin from a pure pitching background to take over 1st base in our theater of the mind. We didn’t think he could do any worse there in fantasy than he had done in reality from the mound via his overall record.

If you care to check out the boys’ reality records first hand, here are each’s links to the Baseball Almanac material:

J. Happenny

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/players/player.php?p=happejo01

J. Newell

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/players/player.php?p=neweljo01

A. Yeargin

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/players/player.php?p=yeargal01

 

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Happy New Year Again, Folks! And thanks too for all those wonderful public and private wishes you sent me yesterday on my 8oth birthday. They will all be remembered and appreciated. So far, turning 80 feels no better or worse than it did being 79. I’m just glad to be here.

 

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Bill McCurdy

Principal Writer, Editor, Publisher

The Pecan Park Eagle

 

Happy New Year, 2018!

December 31, 2017

 

Happy New Year, 2018!

And, even if you are not a 2017 World Series Champion Houston Astros fan, may you find a way to apply some to all of their proven personal best traits in your own life in 2018!

1) Like reliever Ken Giles, may you enter 2018 in dogged determination to both recognize and overcome the flawed thinking and behavior that get in the way of you using your strongest abilities in the areas of life that are both attractive to you personally and important to you professionally.

The Lesson: Never Give Up on Yourself.

2) Like pitching aces Justin Verlander and Dallas Keuchel, may you look at your trophy room reminders, the cars you drive, the homes you can afford, and the lovely women and families that are in your lives today as a result – and you may enter 2018 on a never-taken-for-granted reflection of gratitude for every last oozing ounce of these rewards because of all you both are too as incredibly decent people and proven superior talent.

The Lesson: Never Take Greatness for Granted. Keep Getting Better.

3) Like injury/surgery recovering pitchers Lance McCullers, Jr. and Collin McHugh, may you have the patience to overcome over time whatever has stalled or derailed your life plans due to injury or illness.

The Lesson: Injuries Are Obstacles to be Overcome.

4) Like relievers Ken Devenski, Will Harris, Joe Musgrove, and Brad Peacock, may you learn to weather a few bad days on the job for the sake of the greater overall return of good days in your team’s imperfect pursuit of success.

The Lesson: In the L0ng Season of Baseball, Even Champions Win Only a Few More Games Than They Lose.

5) Like starter Charlie Morton, who drew this hand as a reliever in Game 7 of 2017 World Series, remember that life may sometimes may throw us into performance situations which are way beyond both our pay grade levels or our normal levels of successful performance. All we can do when these challenges arise is to give it our best shot. Charlie did. And he walked away as the winning pitcher by doing a pretty darn good impression of the great Christy Mathewson.

The Lesson: At Any Given Big Moment, Be All That You Can Be.

6) Like catcher/DH maestros Ben McCann and Evan Gaddis, sometimes life invites us to remember someone as a force that isn’t going away – no matter how infrequently they arrive to make people pay for forgetting. McCann brought a brainier polish to the table with his act, but he and Gaddis together both looked enough alike by beard, height, and physique to have passed for a 21st century ad version of “Smith Brothers Cough Drops.”

The Lesson: We Are Tough to Beat, and We Aren’t Going Away.

7) Like 1st baseman Yuli Gurriel, hang loose – and pay attention to what you’re doing, without thinking too much. Gurriel is a “see the ball; hit the ball” kind of guy. He gets the kind of positive results one might expect from that state of mind. Translate “see the ball; hit the ball” into your own line of endeavor and you shall also carry with you an advantage that is lacking until it is finally present and working as a benefit.

The Lesson: See The Ball. Hit The Ball.

8) Beyond anyone else in the game today, 2nd baseman Jose Altuve is the model for excellence. Altuve doesn’t just “see the ball; hit the ball.” He kills it. And his small physical size is no burden to his production. As he even admits, once he crosses that line into fair territory before each new game, his size differential from others doesn’t matter a flip. He just goes out and crushes every aspect of the game there is to play. To be like him, you don’t have to be better than him. You simply have to free yourself mentally to be the best player that you are, no matter what the undertaking is. If you want to thank Altuve for what he has taught you, simply remember how much you “literally love him” and that should do it.

The Lesson: Greatness Teaches All. How much Are You Willing to Learn?

9) Like 3rd baseman Alex Bregman, allow your genes to speak. Alex Bregman did so many times during the playoffs and World Series. The homers off Sales of Boston, the incredible instinctive throw on the out at the plate at a much later game, the 10th inning walk-off single in Game 5 of the World Series – all these loom large as reminders. – We weren’t watching Brooks Robinson. We were watching a rookie with only 204 games of MLB experience out there at 3rd for the Astros. – The lesson. – Don’t hold back what already wants to work automatically from within us as though our reflexes were capable of transmitting wisdom.

The Lesson: The Positive DNA Reflexes will Take Care of Themselves. Focus on Learning from Your Errors and Getting Better at Things that Kick In Only After You Learn Them. If It’s Not Broke, Don’t Fix It.

10) Like shortstop Carlos Correa, be grateful as early as possible for all the talent we differently are each born to possess and use.

The Lesson: Learn What You Can from Correa’s Play, But don’t Waste Your Time Trying to Do all the Things this Unique Talent is Naturally Capable of Doing.

11) Like utility genius Marwin Gonzalez, be happy that you learned early that your spread of interests and talents were large enough to make you valuable to whatever your chosen call may be on multiple levels. And Mr. Gonzalez is a beautiful example of the whole picture.

The Lesson: The more you can do, the more you have to offer.

12) Like outfielder George Springer is the powerful offensive and defensive player who also served as the “straw that stirred the Astros’ team drink” in 2017. Between his numerous lead-off homers, beginning with one that started the 2017 season, and his sensational leaping catches near the far outfield walls, Springer was the guy who kept answering their opponent’s question: “Do these guys ever let up?”

The Springer action answer, of course, is always the same: “Nope. We do not. We never let up until we beat you.”

To these, we might add, that outfielders Josh Reddick and Jake Marisnick served admirably on Springer’s 2017 staff of late inning tormentors of the opposition. Springer Squad basically takes what the McCann-Gaddis Duo does to another, more unrelenting level.

The Lesson: The more you frustrate the opposition as an unrelenting force, the more you invite them to give up their own beliefs that they too cannot be stopped.

In General. There’s nothing new here. And we could also write all day if we also chose to included the lessons from Field Manager A.J. Hinch, General Manager Jeff Luhnow, and Owner Jim Crane too, but we would prefer not to carry things that far today.

These aforementioned resolute lesson opportunities for the new year have been around forever. And there are others. We simply haven’t seen those mentioned here served up by a one-season example – as clearly – or profoundly – together – since Houston reached the big leagues back in 1962.

Hopefully, we shall all find a horse to ride as our dedicated lesson for the new year. If not, so be it.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

 

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Bill McCurdy

Principal Writer, Editor, Publisher

The Pecan Park Eagle

 

 

 

 

 

 

57 YEARS AGO IN HOUSTON BASEBALL

December 29, 2017

 

57 YEARS AGO IN HOUSTON BASEBALL

January 1961 to January 2018

 

Victoria (TX) Advocate
January 6, 1961
Submitted by Darrell Pittman

In the first of two historic newspaper columns from January 1961 that we received from Darrell Pittman this evening, the creation of the Tristram E.  Speaker Award is discussed along with plans for its initial presentation at the first annual major league dinner sponsored in a few days hence by the Houston Sports Association and the new Houston Chapter of the Baseball Writers of America.

Warren C. Giles, President of the National League, will be the principal speaker at the dinner for 800 people.

Plans for a nationwide contest to select a nickname for the new Houston NL club also were summarized.

Victoria (TX) Advocate
January 11, 1961
Submitted by Darrell Pittman

The second article reports on the actual dinner, which we believe took place on January 10, 1961.

By January 1961, Houston was several months deep into its new identity as one of the two new expansion club members of the National League. Like its separated at birth partner, New York, the two clubs awaited details of the leagues plan still unfolding plan to stock themselves with players.

Also meanwhile, in the winter of 1961, Houston had one final year left to play in 1961 as the minor league Houston Buffs of the AAA American Association.

It’s interesting to read NL President Giles’ dinner remarks as he hedges on the specific plans for stocking the new Houston and New York franchise clubs with credible competitive talent. Did that immediate talent parity ever happen, anyway?

No. And nobody expected it to happen overnight. We just thought the wait for a Houston championship would be shorter than the 55 years that actually lapsed between our 1962 first season start and our 2017 most recent (out-of-this-world) incredible season finish.

Sure was sweet when it finally got here.

Ever will be too.

– Thanks, Darrell Pittman, for these wonderful contributions.

 

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Bill McCurdy

Principal Writer, Editor, Publisher

The Pecan Park Eagle

Great Houston Sports Expectations for 2018

December 28, 2017

“HOUSTON, NEXT YEAR AIN’T OUR FIRST RODEO IN SPORTS!”
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Ought To Be the Houston Sports Motto

Great Houston Sports Expectations for 2018

1) May the Hum of Astros Championships Keep on Building!

2) May the Fire of Tilman Fertitta’s Rockets Finally Recharge “Clutch City”!

3) May the Texans Stop Playing Like an Ad for the Texas Medical Center!

4) May the Dynamo Keep Playing Until Someone Finally Scores a GOOOOOOOOOAL!

5) May the Cougars Play Well Enough to Escape Mediocrity, But Not So Well as to Lose Their Coach!

6) May the TSU Tigers start playing like they’ve all heard of their Great Alumnus Michael Strahan!

7) May the Rice Owls start playing football as though they really were Smart Enough to figure out how a school like Stanford produces gifted intellects who also possess the physical ability to compete for athletic championships.

8) May HBU and St. Thomas University find road maps into ESPN that at least place the world on notice that each local school is attempting to compete in collegiate sports on some kind of show-up basis.

9) May the fans of major league hockey pick up the tab on any new ice-making or Zamboni equipment that may be needed for the benefit of any new hockey team that gets brought to Houston any time soon.

10) May Houston continue to dominate in the rodeo world of four-legged participant competitions.

11) Good Luck to Jose Altuve on Repeating as 2018 Associated Press Male Athlete of the Year. If not, may Carlos Correa of the Astros, J.J. Watt of the Texans, or James Harden of the Rockets step up their games to the challenge, along with any other qualified eligible local athletes who may be ready to help keep this coveted award in the Bayou City.

12) Good Luck to Ed Oliver of the Houston Cougars to prove once again that he is the NCAA’s best defensive player – and arguably the best overall NCAA player in college football. The original Coach Heisman, for whom this award is named, lived in awareness that defense was also important to winning in football.

 

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Bill McCurdy

Principal Writer, Editor, Publisher

The Pecan Park Eagle

The Thing From Another World

December 27, 2017

Martian star, KLGTZX PQTZ, (Dwayne Johnson) and agent Scott Boras (foreground, left, facing PQTZ) signs with the New York Yankees.

 

NEW BASEBALL MOVIES

USING OLD MOVIE TITLES

ON EVEN MORE ANCIENT THEMES

~ ONE EXAMPLE TODAY ~

The Thing From Another World: The first Martian player arrives in time to start the 2018 season. Known immediately as “The Universal Babe Ruth”, KLGTZX PQTZ possesses a fastball that travels 120 MPH under Earth’s gravitational conditions, but he also has the ability to hit a baseball on  our planet an average distance of 600 feet. Lefty 6′ 6″ PQTZ has been timed at 1.7 seconds in the run from home to first and he is being touted as the greatest center fielder to ever yet play the game. Oh yeah. The plot line is pretty straightforward. PQTZ signs a multi-year player contract with the New York Yankees through his agent, Scott Boras. In the movie, terms of the deal are presented as too-out-of-this-world ridiculous for further intelligent discussion.

Critic Notes: So much for stories of the “little green men from Mars.” Does baseball really need another story tale about the Yankees putting together another dynastically unbeatable club? We don’t think so either. Nor do we need another two-hour story about a humorless man whose ego alone is even larger than his incredible accomplishments.

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson does a really good job of portraying the boarish Martian in this re-use of an ancient movie title. In fact, he may have you wanting to go home after the first five minutes of dialogue.

Don’t go, if you are an Astros fan.

You will want to hang around to see what happens in 2018 – when the Astros again square off against the Martian/Marlin boosted Yankees in next year’s ALCS. We are sworn to secrecy here so we are obliged to hold back further comment.

If you think you know how the movie ends, please go ahead and write your version in the comment section.

In all other ways, as is, the movie goes home with a 1.5 out of 5 stars rating for general viewership worth.

And thanks for indulging us here this morning. We just needed some rest. And writing this piece was more fun than writing nothing. We promise to keep trying to write only material that always contains at least one invitation to thought or smile – and today’s fictional piece was governed by that same writer-hope.

Today’s the year’s last Wednesday. Have a good one.

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Bill McCurdy

Principal Writer, Editor, Publisher

The Pecan Park Eagle

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