The 2019 Astros Are Gonna Need a Bigger Ring

REPORTER: “SIR, YOU JUST CAME FROM ASTROS GM JEFF LUHNOW’S OFFICE. ~ DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE’S FOUND TO MAKE THE 2019 ASTROS LINEUP MORE POWERFUL AND KILLER AGGRESSIVE AT THE PLATE THIS YEAR?”
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HUGE STRANGER: “YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE! ~ IN THE MEANWHILE, TRUST THE ORANGE SEA FORCE ~ AND DON’T GRAB MY TAIL AS I SWIM AWAY FROM YOU FOR AN IMPORTANT BUSINESS LUNCH WITH ASTROS CLUB OWNER JIM CRANE!”

 

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Bill McCurdy

Principal Writer, Editor, Publisher

The Pecan Park Eagle

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