The Pecan Park Eagle

Ya Can’t Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd
and
Ya Can’t Tease a Buff in a National Park

Ya Can’t Tease a Buff in a National Park

A Pecan Park Eagle Parody

By Bill McCurdy

Ya can’t tease a Buff in a national park

Ya can’t tease a Buff in a national park

Ya can’t tease a Buff in a national park

But you can get arrested if you’ve a mind to

Stuck in the car while the traffic’s backin’ up

Stuck in the car while the traffic’s backin’ up

Stuck in the car while the traffic’s backin’ up

Time to make peace ~ not that thing that ya do

Ya couldn’t stay sober and just let the time pass

Ya couldn’t stay sober and just let the time pass

Ya couldn’t stay sober and just let the time pass

Now ya may stay in jail ~ where who teases who*

 * and even if it’s “who teases whom” ~ your situation is not really improved.

C’mon, Man! ~ Ya just can’t tease a Buff in a national park, or anywhere else, for that matter!

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In case you haven’t read the story, here’s an article link which explains how our possibly alcohol-aided fantasy bison matador may actually exist as someone who brought this usually improbable legal problem into his own life a few days ago. Now he will get his day in court to explain how it happened ~ and how the truth differs from the way it appears in the words and pictures so far provided.

https://www.nationalparkstraveler.org/2018/08/man-who-challenged-yellowstone-bison-arrested-glacier-national-park

You’re not guilty until that’s proven in court.

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