Take Your Super Bowl and Shove It, Mr. Goodell!

Seven Days Ain’t Bad. For better, worse, or same difference, I’m back. After seven days on the 15-game DL, I’ve been given permission to return to my Pecan Park Eagle blog about Houston, baseball, and the general culture of the muses. I’m 70% of the way through an antibiotic script that’s been juicing my defenses against what turned out to be a crude and rude bacterial invasion, but that war is being won, even as I continue to take all the medications, all the way out, no matter how much better I feel this early. Lesson learned from the past:  Never quit punching on a bacteria until you know for sure that the thing is completely cold cocked and dead out on the canvas, gone.

Besides, I couldn’t let this modest response to the self-aggrandizing Commissioner Roger Godell of the National Football League fly unfired upon from my arsenal of concern about how we take care of history in Houston in the 21st century. Some are of the impression that we Houstonians can still be bought out for the right price on anything, if the right sized orange carrot is dropped in front of our Houston rabbit nose. 

If they are right, shame on us. We’ll be getting what we richly deserve – the short end of the stick.

Would you rather it serve as an architectural icon and Home of All Houston History - or just a space to park 1500 more rodeo car visitors?

Would you rather it serve as an architectural icon and Home of All Houston History – or just a space to park 2500 more rodeo and football car visitors at Reliant Stadium?

The rodeo-football people have already done their homework. They’ve done a new study on what it will cost to tear down the Astrodome and turn it into space for 2500 more parking spaces. They’ve even managed to get the Eunuch Chieftain of the NFL, Commissioner Roger Goodell, to state that tearing down the Astrodome for an additional 2,500 car parking spaces will help the City of Houston get the bid to host the 2017 Super Bowl. – Makes you wonder why those spaces weren’t that critical for the last SB we hosted in the first decade of this century.

Let’s put the proposition slightly differently: What is more important to Houston, preserving the architectural prototype for all covered athletic stadiums from the late 20th century forward – or providing additional parking space for 2,500 more Bruno Mars fans at the next rodeo performance?

I find the remarks by Commissioner Goodell to be both self-serving and short-sighted, and also most likely to have been words encouraged into expression by owner Bob McNair of the Houston Texans and the homey board chiefs of the Houston Rodeo group. For whatever reason, those people have never wanted to make the future of the Astrodome a plan hat could also benefit their interests beyond increasing the area for cars or carnival food stands. I can’t prove that either had anything to do with the Goodell statement, but I would be most unsurprised to learn that they were behind this little tempest in a teapot.

As an architectural achievement, the Astrodome rests on a level of significance that is historically equivalent to that one of the Eiffel Tower in Paris, The Empire State and Chrysler Buildings in Manhattan, the Washington Monument in the District of Columbia, the Coliseum in Rome, and the Statue of Liberty in the New York Harbor. Unfortunately for the Astrodome, it first saw the light of day in Houston, where the forces for fair preservation often lose to the expedient needs of today’s fast buck business culture.

Our fault? We should have had a Plan B for the Dome years ago. We didn’t have one. When the Astros left after 1999, it was just abandoned, left to decay under inadequate care that would still cost millions of taxpayer dollars over time. We would see a bump of public interest in doing something to save the Astrodome every now and then, but each plan would fall quickly to doom for want of vision, support, or money when it came time to line up against the real-time costs of putting the old place into shape for new use.

Look! As much as I hate to admit it, I’m beginning to finally see my city of Houston as one of those places that just isn’t big enough to take care of historical landmarks. What else is there to conclude?

If we cannot take care of the Astrodome, let’s, at least, take responsibility for putting the old girl out of her misery on our own dime. We don’t also need to be remembered as the town that took down the Astrodome under an ultimatum from the NFL in order to get 2,500 extra parking spaces at Reliant and a 2017 Super Bowl award. Throw in an extra thirty pieces of silver, if we elect to go this route.

Once upon a time, we could have converted the Astrodome into the coolest historical museum and entertainment center in the world. Too bad. We just didn’t have the people, the timing, and the plan that would work to get the job done. All we are doing now is running into a wall on the Astrodome’s life span that has been waiting for us forever, given the way history is devalued in Houston.

Goodbye, Astrodome! Wish we had been the kind of people who knew how to preserve the major construction project in the history of Houston. As it turns out, we just didn’t have it in us as a community – and your disappearance shall be our eternal loss – and not some stupid trade result from a deal we made with the NFL over a Super Bowl.

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8 Responses to “Take Your Super Bowl and Shove It, Mr. Goodell!”

  1. mikey v's avatar mikey v Says:

    You are right on about Bob McNair. All about a fast buck and certainly not a Houstonian, though this is the city that made him his fortune. He has no stake in our history at all. He’s a South Carolinian. That’s the state that gave us such great ideas as a segregationist political party and the Civil War.

    Save the Astrodome! It’s Houston’s top icon. Too bad we don’t have one local politician with the cahones to take the lead on this. Not one. Can you imagine the good will and support that person would generate if he or she came out as the Dome’s saviour?

  2. Deek's avatar Deek Says:

    B. McNair’s money-grab aside, who wants all the garbage that attends an event of this magnitude (e.g., traffic congestion, imported ‘HO’s’, petty crime, fawning media clutter, and the like) in H-Town anyway?

  3. gregclucas's avatar gregclucas Says:

    The home of the Dome cannot be turned into a parking lot! If the Dome has to come down use the space for something memorable…a smaller building for a sports history museum which would include all sports…and something salvageable from the Dome as part of significant art…No PARKING LOT!!!

  4. Tom Trimble's avatar Tom Trimble Says:

    Actually, I thought a lot along those same lines when Goodell decided the football stadium needed a bigger scoreboard. I frankly don’t know that I’ve profited in any way by having a Super Bowl here in Houston. I’m sure a lot of corporate hotels have profited and some restaurants, but who else?

    Anyway, if this never applied 100% before it does now:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOGDuq8Lu6A

    BTW, welcome back, Bill.

  5. Sumner Hunnewell's avatar Sumner Hunnewell Says:

    Bill Brown laments of the same thing in his book, My Baseball Journey (http://www.mybaseballjourney.com/), pages 220-21. [Shameless plug, but essentially what the Pecan Park Eagle espouses.]

  6. Patrick Lopez's avatar Patrick Lopez Says:

    Welcome back Bill ,don’ forget your meds,,, you are correct about the Astrodome and that parking lot, must Houston forever keep ignoring out past historical significant architecture to the benefit of a few wealthy out -of- Towner’s ?

  7. Bob Hulsey's avatar Bob Hulsey Says:

    This should have all been decided years ago. If it had, I’m sure the Dome would have survived a better fate. If it is torn down, something needs to be preserved.

    * In Pittsburgh, part of the brick outfield wall and home plate still remain of Forbes Field.

    * In Cincinnati, the scoreboard from Crosley Field was relocated to a little league park in the suburbs and shows the lineups and line score of the final Reds game at Crosley.

    * In Atlanta, a section of the outfield fence still remains of Atlanta Fulton County Stadium where Hank Aaron’s 715th home run sailed into the bullpen.

    But the Astros and Oilers never gave the Dome a signature moment. Perhaps, the designers could preserve the spot of a pitchers mound under a clear replica of the Dome to say “here was where Don Wilson, Larry Dierker, Ken Forsch, Nolan Ryan, Mike Scott and Darryl Kile tossed no-hitters for the Astros.” You wouldn’t need to sacrifice more than four parking spaces and the preservationists will have had a symbolic momento on the order of home plate at Buffs Stadium.

    Demand the Rodeo fund it as part of their cost for expanding parking. It would be a Pyrrhic victory but it would at least acknowledge what was once there.

  8. Wayne Roberts's avatar Wayne Roberts Says:

    Operative phrase is “will help to get the Super Bowl” not will get the Super Bowl. Remember Bud Adams’ saying that if we tear down the scoreboard at the Dome and put in more empty seats we’ll get the Super Bowl? How’s that working for you?

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