Hi Ho! – Hi Ho!
It’s off – to work we go!
With a rookie here!
And a rookie there!
Hi Ho! – Hi Ho!
Unsure! – Just where!
We’ll hang – our threads with care!
Working old fatigue?
Or a brand new league?
Who knows? – Just where?
We cannot strain – our brain!
To slow – or fast complain!
Goodbye, McLane!
Hello, Jim Crane!
Please keep – us sane!
Please spend a buck! – Or two!
On our sweet futuroo!
Sign a pitching gnome!
For your nice new home!
Hi Ho! – Hi Ho!
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